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 true Drew 2006-09-04T23:44:00-04:00 2006-09-29T23:31:10Z 2006-09-29T23:30:13Z tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5839259.post-115957261339066995 Idiocracy incarnate Do you get bored of me typing something to the effect of "click the pic"? The only reason I really do it is because once somebody said they needed a magnifying glass in order to read the comic. Or maybe it was that they needed several hard drinks in them before they found my comics somewhat tolerable. You can see why I prefer the first explanation. Related tune: Fool If You Think It's Over false Drew 2006-08-23T23:45:00-04:00 2006-08-25T17:35:48Z 2006-08-25T17:35:48Z tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5839259.post-115652734832505676 O James Franco, Who Art Thou? Click the pic, damn you. Related tune: Who Are You by The Who (mp3 via tarpbg.com) false Drew 2006-08-19T19:21:00-04:00 2006-08-20T01:45:08Z 2006-08-19T23:55:03Z tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5839259.post-115603170301620328 O' Edward Norton, Where Art Thou? Click the pic to embiggen, yadda yadda. Postscript: After Primal Fear, Rounders, American History X, and Fight Club, I was the biggest Edward Norton cheerleader on the planet. Heck, the guy should have won two Oscars by my count. But he'd better start making some decent flicks pronto before he gets dangerously close to Julianne Moore territory. Related tune: Heartbreaker by Dionne Warwick false Drew 2006-08-10T23:21:00-04:00 2006-08-11T03:44:07Z 2006-08-11T03:43:36Z tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5839259.post-115526781612787499 And the award for most cringeworthy Aint It Cool headline goes to: I shudder to think how they're gonna title the review for this movie... Related tune: Try A Little Tenderness by Otis Redding (mp3 via the intergalactic jester) false Drew 2006-08-10T20:06:00-04:00 2006-08-11T00:18:18Z 2006-08-11T00:16:57Z tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5839259.post-115525541702544673 I can check out any time I like... Wow, it's been a little over five months since I last posted on this sweet blog o' mine. In a shocking turn of events, my self-imposed banishment is officially over. Why did I leave in the first place? Shut up, that's why. Have no fear though, once I get into a good groove and I get a regular following again, I'll be sure to disappear again. My shrink had the nerve to say I had issues with false Drew 2006-03-01T18:20:00-05:00 2006-03-01T23:52:20Z 2006-03-01T23:30:33Z tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5839259.post-114125583364529136 The Top 10 Worst Best Picture Winners Ah...what's more fun than lists, I ask ya? Schindler loves 'em, I love 'em, and these days so does Premiere Magazine. The editors must be super-bored these days, so they came up with a list of the top 10 worst Best Picture winners. Naturally, being the evil teases that they are, the oh-so-reliable IMDB news service only lists seven of 'em: Chicago, Oliver, My Fair Lady, American Beauty, false Drew 2006-02-20T10:10:00-05:00 2006-02-20T16:52:02Z 2006-02-20T15:45:14Z tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5839259.post-114045031492160532 Design a movie poster for slave wages! I don't want to come off as some paranoid talk show host or a Chris Eigeman character, but there's a new form of outsourcing that is quite disturbing, my friends. No, I'm not talking about those customer service jobs in Bangladesh or that time I tricked those guys into a painting a fence for me. I'm speaking, of course, about movie poster design...particularly in the horror/action genre. It seems false Drew 2006-02-19T10:40:00-05:00 2006-02-19T16:03:25Z 2006-02-19T16:03:25Z tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5839259.post-114036500506873052 Movie Haikus Proven To Lower Blood Pressure by 13%! I know it's now the tail end of the weekend, but at long last I've got what you've been waiting for. No, not the results of last night's Powerball drawing...it's my thoughts on the new movies coming out this weekend expressed in haiku form. Remember, I use lower case for everything, because I bust my haiku all ee cummings-style, yo. That sound you hear is e.e. cummings turning over in his grave. false Drew 2006-02-15T15:11:00-05:00 2006-02-15T21:09:11Z 2006-02-15T20:13:25Z tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5839259.post-114003440536852403 I wish I could quit used clothes! If you're one of those Brokeback Mountain fans who obsessively collects all things BM related and you've got an extra $30,000 laying around the house, have I got news for you! Variety, The Children's Charity, is holding a charity auction on eBay (via)for the real shirts worn by Health & Jake during the "summer winter lovin'" part of the flick. You know, the two shirts, hanging as one in the false Drew 2006-02-10T14:36:00-05:00 2006-02-10T20:08:32Z 2006-02-10T20:08:32Z tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5839259.post-113960211245125745 Time For Weekend Haiku by Drew You know the scoop by now; here are my thoughts on the new movies coming out this weekend expressed in haiku form. Remember, I use lower case for everything, because I bust my haiku all ee cummings-style, yo. That sound you hear is e.e. cummings turning over in his grave. Vehemently. curious george dumbass george makes mess older white dude runs the show does this ring a bell? final destination false Drew 2006-02-08T12:45:00-05:00 2006-02-08T18:47:32Z 2006-02-08T18:34:15Z tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5839259.post-113942365545849155 Brokeback Mountain script! Sorta... There are some movie scripts that people request the hell out of on a daily basis, and Brokeback Mountain is one of 'em. Every day, another heart gets broken when I let them know that alas, I do not have this screenplay yet. Or worse, the e-mail gets buried in spam, I never see it, and the person probably deems me a wanker and vows to punch me in the kidney when I'm not looking. This hasn't false Drew 2006-02-06T15:59:00-05:00 2006-02-06T21:09:05Z 2006-02-06T21:06:47Z tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5839259.post-113926000746283549 Will Crash take home Best Picture? Click the pic to enlarge, yadda yadda. Related tune: Against All Odds by Phil Collins (mp3 via musicadesite.do.sapo.pt) false Drew 2006-02-03T14:56:00-05:00 2006-02-03T22:07:10Z 2006-02-03T20:16:08Z tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5839259.post-113899776882318926 Love the sinner, hate the film The story. Related tune: Love Is A Battlefield by Pat Benatar (mp3 via nightstoneunlimited.com) false Drew 2006-02-03T12:52:00-05:00 2006-02-03T18:25:59Z 2006-02-03T18:04:46Z tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5839259.post-113898988645692682 new movie haiku for you, boo You know the scoop by now; here are my thoughts on the new movies coming out this weekend (all two of 'em) expressed in haiku form. Remember, I use lower case for everything, because I bust my haiku all ee cummings-style, yo. That sound you hear is e.e. cummings turning over in his grave. Violently. something new sanaa needs a man boy toy trumps race/class issues girl gets her swirl on when a false Drew 2006-02-02T11:44:00-05:00 2006-02-02T17:04:21Z 2006-02-02T17:00:25Z tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5839259.post-113889962522080028 Drew's Predict The Oscars...Poorly Contest! Everybody has a prediction contest that rewards you for being an Oscar expert; this is the one contest that rewards you for your ignorance! Plus, I'm givin' away a massive prize pack on this one, so move your lazy derriere and enter today! Before I change my mind and keep all this cool stuff for myself, I mean. Related tune: It's Hard Out Here For A Pimp from Hustle & Flow (Real Audio via false