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Twitches Too Script
Special thanks to SergeiK.
NARRATOR: Once upon a time,
the magical kingdom of Coventry
by the forces of darkness.
In the midst of this battle,
the twin daughters
of Miranda and Aron were born.
For their safety,
the twins were separated
and hidden away in another dimension.
Twenty-one years later,
the sisters were reunited.
And returned to the land of their birth
where they vanquished
their evil uncle, Thantos.
And destroyed the Darkness forever.
Oh, I knew you had the power.
NARRATOR: Or did they?
Aron, I miss you so much.
SHADOW: (WHISPERING) Miranda.
- Is someone there?
- SHADOW: Miranda.
(MUSIC ON RADIO)
MAN ON RADIO:
Okay, let's take a look at the weather.
Looks like it's gonna be partly cloudy,
so be sure to break out those jackets
- MRS. NORSENG: Here you go.
- You're gonna need...
Good morning, Camryn.
Did you sleep well, honey?
Uh, that'd be a no.
(LAUGHS) Can't say that I'm surprised.
You and your sister were probably up
half the night, talking and laughing.
You guys probably have
so much to catch up on.
And again, no.
Little Miss Has-My-Face spent
the whole night loudly agonizing
over her college catalogue,
with the light on.
Well, school is very important
to Alex right now.
She has not had the opportunities
that you have, Camryn.
Whole countries haven't had
the opportunities she's had.
- Heard that.
Just give her some time to settle in.
This is all new for her.
- Thank you.
- MRS. NORSENG: Mr. Barnes,
- are you finished with your plate?
- Oh, let me do that.
Mr. Barnes, there's something wrong
with Camryn. She offered to help.
Are you okay?
(SARCASTICALLY) Oh! Ha, ha, ha.
You're both hilarious. But watch this.
I've been practicing.
(ALL EX CLAIMING)
- Camryn Elizabeth!
- I'm sorry.
I don't know why,
but that actually happens a lot.
What else you been practicing on?
Camryn, this might be a good time
to tell your father about the car.
- (WHISPERING) What about the car?
- Now, don't get too upset.
- Uh, she's got all the pieces.
Cars are not supposed to be in pieces!
Isn't there a spell to fix all of this?
I thought that, too,
but when I tried to do everything
that I'd just done backwards,
that's when I lost the other tire.
- Oh, I found it. It's in the pool.
- (CHUCKLING) You lost the tires.
- No, one's in the pool.
- Aren't you listening?
Gosh, this would be so much easier
if someone would just
write all this magic stuff down.
I'm pretty much having to figure
everything out by trial and error.
Heavy on the error. Mmm-hmm.
And the rest of the time,
I just get a vision or something.
- EMILY: Alex?
What about Alex?
Alex, are you all right? Where are you?
- ALEX: (MUFFLED) I'm in here.
- (GASPING) Ooh!
- What is your problem?
- I thought I saw something.
Or, at least, I thought I saw something.
Now, I'm not exactly sure what I saw.
Well, you hurled me against the wall!
Well, I wasn't exactly sure what was
gonna happen. I kind of just pointed.
Oh, you mean like this?
Oh! You know that blue
isn't one of my colors.
Well, it is now.
And what could you have possibly seen
that would have...
- You did not just give me a tail.
- Yes, I did.
And you're going to get ears to match
if you don't do something about this.
How is this my fault?
My butt is wagging and do you see a
smile on my face?
- Would it kill you to say, "I'm sorry"?
- Sorry? How about a thank-you, Alex?
CAMRYN: I'll leave you next time.
ALEX: You saved me from a Shadow.
A light bulb can do the same thing!
Oh, yeah. There is no way.
- What's going on?
- Not a clue.
But, then again,
I never have a clue anymore.
Yeah, welcome to
the last 21 years of my life.
ALEX: Oh, come on, Camryn.
- What's the matter?
- I don't know. I thought I saw...
ALEX: Please! Could you practice...
do not turn your sister into fur!
Mmm, this is good.
Thanks for letting me stay here again.
Just say the word
and I'll head back to Lucinda's.
Alex, you've got to stop thanking us.
You're family now.
You can stay here as long as you like.
the university's only a mile away.
And I can't believe I'm meeting with the
admissions counselor this morning.
(SIGHING) This is like a dream.
Sorry. Sorry, sorry.
I just... I just wanna let you know
how appreciative I am
of everything you're doing for me.
We know, honey.
Oh, oh, let me get that for you.
Why? My hands aren't painted on.
that nobody checked your forehead.
(WHISPERING) You're just doing this
to make me look bad.
No. That's one area
where you actually don't need my help.
EMILY: Okay, ladies. Enough.
I know this is gonna take a little
getting used to, but, trust me,
before you know it, this will all seem
Nothing about this
will ever seem normal.
(BOTH EX CLAIM)
Do you really think
opening an underwater portal
was such a good idea?
You know I have inner-ear issues.
Well, this is what happens
when you rush me. I...
That's probably enough. That's good!
Okay, I'm dry!
- Hi, guys!
- Hello! All right. Hmm? Yeah.
- Ooh! Are those pancakes?
Oh, yeah, well... Here, they're all yours.
Uh, actually, we're here
on official business.
Why don't we leave you alone
for a few minutes?
And help yourself
to whatever you haven't dripped on.
- Official business. Sounds exciting.
Uh, this isn't gonna take long, is it?
I have an important meeting in, like,
Well, the first thing isn't actually official.
It's really more personal.
- You're going to tell them now?
- ILEANA: Why not now?
Well, there seemed to be a certain
sense of urgency to Miranda's voice.
Yeah, but that's what
I said when we stopped
- so you could change your shoes.
- Oh, well, a lot of good it did me.
Look, these are ruined.
You know what?
I never liked those shoes.
They make you look short
and make your nose look big.
Oh, I don't think his nose looks that big.
ALEX: Okay! Okay, guys! Guys! Guys!
Sorry, but, you know, kind of in a hurry.
- Go ahead.
- We're getting married!
I'm so happy for you.
Of course, we want the two of you
to be in the wedding.
It's going to be small.
We both wanted something intimate.
And, well, with everyone thinking
that we've been dead
for the last 21 years,
we don't have a lot of friends.
- We'd love to be in it.
Well, um, I hate to squeal with joy
and run, but I've really gotta go, so.
Oh, right. Sorry.
- Your mother sent us to...
- KARSH: What is this?
CAMRYN: I drew that this morning.
I have no idea what it is.
It's your father's crest.
Our father? Aron?
I've been dreaming about him
every single night.
- You... You don't suppose...
- No. No. No.
Aron died the night the twins were born.
I know this for a fact.
- So dead.
- BOTH: Dead?
- Did he say... Yeah.
- Did he say dead?
- Uh, of... Of course, Miranda...
- ILEANA: Oh, Miranda!
...will wanna see this.
- That's what we came to tell you.
- Your mother wants to see you, now.
Oh. No, no, no, no. Not now.
(CHUCKLES) But you're a princess.
You have certain responsibilities.
Yeah, and one of them is to make sure
that I'm not late
for my first day of school.
Sorry, but I don't have time
to play princess.
It's not playing if you really are one.
Oh, do we get to wear a tiara?
Or a crown?
Will there be a prince involved?
I would love a prince.
Look, Your Highness,
you'll have to go without me, okay?
Just tell Mom I'll portal over
as soon as I can.
- All right? Bye. What?
- Alex! Good luck.
- You'll do great.
- Thanks. You, too. Bye.
Okay. So that didn't go so well.
one twitch is better than no twitch.
Really not feeling the love right now.
Ooh, on the way back,
can we stop in the dimension
where everything is made out of sugar?
- I want to look at wedding cakes.
- Oh, that's convenient. Why?
So you can visit your ex-boyfriend,
You know what?
Bob is so 23 and a half years ago.
Are you coming?
I, uh, I think I'll take my closet.
- That would have been a good idea.
- Oh, you think so?
Oh, finally. I was getting worried.
I am so relieved to know
that you're safe.
Safe? Why wouldn't I be safe?
We just destroyed Thantos
and the Darkness, right? Right?
Right. Of course,
there's always work to be done.
Do you wanna go? Yeah.
MIRANDA: Which is why I was hoping
that you and your sister would help
their poor mother finish
securing her kingdom.
Of course, that begs the question,
where is your sister?
She starts school today.
I'm doing independent study
this semester, so...
So we'll have to make do without her.
Even though I believe I specifically
requested the presence
- of both of my daughters.
- See? I told you she'd notice.
Look, I'm trying.
Well, not that securing the kingdom
doesn't sound like a whole lot of fun,
but when do I get to start princessing?
- You know. Princessing.
Going to balls, riding in carriages,
waving. I'm really good at waving.
Well, there won't be too much of that
until you learn to control your magic.
And your walking.
Since Ileana is your protector,
she will also be your teacher.
But don't worry, I'm a cool teacher.
We can totally have class on the lawn.
If the dragons aren't loose.
Could you please take my daughter and
see that she is properly princessed up?
Then you can meet Ileana
in the conservatory.
Yeah. Let's start with the tiara, ladies.
"Work to do?"
"Secure the kingdom"?
What are you talking about?
I don't want to alarm them
until we're certain,
but there's something moving
through the Shadowlands.
- Something evil.
- Thantos? He's still alive?
But if he regains human form,
the first thing he'll do
- is go after the twins.
- I know.
Use an illuminating spell
to secure the entrances,
then meet me in the dungeons.
I want every inch
of this castle searched.
Should I insist
that Alex return to Coventry?
(STUTTERING) And by "insist" I mean,
beg, plead and cajole.
No. For now, she might actually
be safer in her own dimension.
Just when you think you're gonna get
a little time off.
Yeah. You know, it seems like we just
defeated the Darkness yesterday. Huh?
- Back to work.
You know, to be honest,
I thought we were finally gonna get
a little us time, you know.
KARSH: What? 21 years in exile
is not enough us time?
(POP MUSIC PLAYING)
- What? You can't even say hi?
- Uh, hi.
Come on, don't be that way.
Uh, I'm sorry. Hi.
You know, I'm pretty sure
you just said that.
Right. Okay, um,
as fun as this is,
I've got to find McGregor Hall.
I'm sitting in
on a Renaissance poets lecture.
Okay, uh, other side of the quad.
And, you know,
it is good to see you branching out,
'cause I've never really seen you
outside the Art Department.
- Art Department?
- Yeah. Later.
Wait. Um, I know what's going on.
- You're making a huge mistake.
- Maybe, but how about I call you later?
- And I like the new hair. It's nice.
- "I like the hair. It's..." Uh.
- MARCUS: Later, Cam.
- Wait! Um, I'm not who you think I am!
- Hmm. No kidding. Hmm.
Of course, I knew it was you the minute
you walked onto campus.
Camryn wouldn't be caught dead
in those jeans.
Uh, not that they don't look
totally cute on you.
We're identical, Beth.
And to set the record, I tried to tell him...
Uh-huh. Guess you didn't get off
the Flirt Town Express long enough
to introduce yourself.
I don't even know who he is.
your sister's ex-boyfriend.
Yeah, emphasis on the "ex" part.
She broke up with him two weeks ago.
- We don't talk to him anymore.
- She broke up with him? Huh.
But he's so...
about campus geography.
Oh, look, there's McGregor Hall.
Right where he said it was. See ya.
Oh, and, uh, don't worry.
I won't say a word to Camryn about this.
(SIGHING) But I do plan on texting her
every single detail.
Now, this is what I'm talking about.
(GASPING) Magic books!
Someone did write it all down.
Doesn't look so hard.
Oh! Oh! Thanks.
It's actually a lot harder than it looks.
No problem. Here you go.
Oh. Oh! Oh! Sorry. Sorry.
All right, all right. Look.
You're just trying too hard, all right?
Just picture what you want
to have happen, all right?
- And let it flow through you.
- You ready?
- No problem.
I really could have used you yesterday
in my parents' garage.
- I'm Demetri.
- Are you a prince?
- I prefer not to use titles.
- I'm Camryn.
Oh, everyone knows who you are.
Welcome to Coventry.
Thanks, Your High... Demetri.
I really should find Ileana.
She's probably looking...
Okay, now, that's gonna be tricky
because I talk with my hands a lot.
Oh, it just takes some getting used to.
But, don't worry about that, I'll, uh,
- I'll clean it up for you.
- Oh, thanks again.
No problem. Bye.
- (PANTING) Demetri, right? Oh!
Walls keep moving. Princess Camryn.
"I prefer not to use titles?"
There's no reason I can't talk to her.
No reason except for the fact that
you broke, like, 1,400 laws.
She wasn't what
I was expecting, though.
No, me neither. I think she liked me.
Huh, we'll see how much she likes you
when she finds out
you work in the kitchen
and don't have any magic.
MARCUS: Hey, uh, Alex! Wait up!
Oh! Hi. Um, I was hoping
I was gonna see you again.
Look, there's been
a huge misunderstanding.
I know this is gonna sound...
You just called me Alex.
Yeah. Yeah. That's your name, isn't it?
Well, yeah, but, um. Beth got to you.
(CHUCKLING) Got to me?
She basically tackled me
in the cafeteria.
But, other than that, I did know
something was different.
And not just the hair.
Well, apparently, my sister's
very popular around here.
- So far, I've been invited
to seven parties and asked out twice.
Okay, so why don't we make that
three times, then?
- You feel like getting something to eat?
Sorry, but that has bad idea
written all over it. Yeah.
Okay, um, well,
if it makes any difference,
one of the reasons your sister and I
broke up is 'cause
we really just didn't have
much in common.
Well, it doesn't make a difference.
It just means I'll be borrowing
- See ya.
Uh, hey, uh, Alex! Wait!
Why don't you let me walk you home?
Didn't we just play
two rounds of this game?
Yeah, I... You know, I just wanna
make sure you're safe, right.
And besides, Camryn would never
forgive me if I let anything
- happen to her sister. Come on.
- Wha... Uh, okay.
So did you find your way okay?
ALEX: Uh, yeah. Thank you.
I'm pretty sure it was right there.
But it's... Whatever.
A little help here, please? Gosh!
Ah, stupid, stupid spell. Oh!
Well, we've only got three more to do.
Oh! What are you doing?
You were supposed to wait for me.
I got bored.
Oh, well, I wish you would've started
with something a little more basic.
(SCOFFS) What could be more basic
than walking through walls?
- Nothing, really.
- Just get me out of here.
- Oh, you meant about this.
Still none. No. Nothing.
Oh! Wait, don't leave me here!
- Okay. Don't worry about that.
- What? Yeah, let's...
- Ah, here we go.
- Hah! Sorry!
- Uh, all right.
- Oh, we could try a noodle...
- Oh, no, no.
I couldn't get his head on right.
Hi. Princess Camryn. First day.
Defeated the Darkness.
Nice weather we're having, huh?
(WHISPERING) Hurry up.
- Step back...
- What? No, no, no. I'll handle this.
- What do you mean?
- Well, I'll do this. You always do this.
- (LAUGHS) You can't...
- I can't do this?
- No, well, I should...
- Well, I'm never gonna get to do it,
- unless you give me a chance to do it.
- Fine, go for it. Give it a shot.
ILEANA: Mister l-Know-How-To-Do-
- "I do the spells the best all the time."
- Okay. Let's see how this works out.
- Oh, you wanna see it?
Well, all right, fine.
Would you, please,
just try not to misplace
any more body parts
before we get back?
I once lost my elbow for two weeks.
Had to put up signs and everything.
Wait! Where are you going?
I thought you were gonna help me
with my magic.
Oh, we will. I'm sorry, we just have
to finish a couple more things first.
- Is something wrong?
- No. Not really.
Well, okay, there is kind of a force
looming, a really dark thing.
- And, if you go around any corner...
- Wedding details. Wedding details.
We... We have, um,
some wedding things.
- We do?
- Yes. We do.
Good, because we still have a ton to do.
There's the guest list...
- We'll be back. Just stay out of trouble.
- Menu. I am thinking fondue.
Because nothing says love
like a big pot of cheese.
- KARSH: I wasn't actually...
- Something is definitely wrong.
STATUE: And then her arm fell off.
STATUE 2: They had to put her
in a museum.
STATUE: She's falling apart. Shh!
Hello? Is someone there?
SHADOW: (WHISPERING) Artemis.
Here we go.
Oh, thanks. Hey, um, is Marcus still...
Still sitting across the street
just staring at the house?
Yup. Very strange.
(MRS. NORSENG SCREAMS)
Look what I just found!
Okay, they don't pay me enough for
this. I'll bring you a sandwich as well.
And I might as well go across the
street and give one to you-know-who.
Heaven only knows
what you did to that boy.
- (WHISPERING) I didn't do anything.
- Oh, sure.
- I didn't do anything.
- Whatever. It doesn't matter.
The most amazing thing... What boy?
He walked me home and he never left.
Wait. My Marcus
walked you home from school?
Yeah, yeah, but it's not like that.
He asked me out and I said no.
My Marcus asked you out?
Since when is he your Marcus?
I thought you broke up with him.
You're right. We did. I did.
he's devastated and not himself.
- But it doesn't matter,
you wanna know why?
Because I met a prince.
- Really. So cute. Demetri.
We're on a first name basis.
Titles really aren't that important
to either of us. I had the best day!
Actually, you know what?
It was kind of a weird day...
- Mom was really worried,
and Ileana and Karsh
were acting really strange.
- I know, how can you tell, right?
- They all treat me like this weird...
- Camryn! What did you find?
- What did I...
Yeah. When you came in,
you said that you found...
It just appeared out of nowhere.
- It has our father's crest on it.
- I know.
So it is true. This is a sign. He's alive.
- Camryn, I think our father is still alive.
- What are you talking about?
Look, I've been writing
all of these stories.
About him, that he's out there,
asking for our help.
- But your stories always come true.
- I know.
I didn't want to say anything
because I wasn't sure.
But where is he?
(SIGHING) He's trapped. He's trapped
in a place called the Shadowlands.
- Come on.
- BOTH: We've got to tell Miranda.
- CAMRYN: Here.
- No, no, there!
Good, you're still safe.
- What's wrong?
- (WHISPERING) Thantos is back.
- BOTH: Eh?
- Thantos is back.
- BOTH: Eh?
- (LOUDLY) Thantos is back.
I thought we destroyed the Darkness.
How can Thantos still be alive?
ALEX: Yeah, I thought
we "love is light, light is love"-ed him
right out of existence.
CAMRYN: And one very angry scream
later, it was goodbye, Thantos.
MIRANDA: Well, apparently
when he was destroyed,
what was left of him was able
to cling to life in the Shadowlands.
- See? It really does exist.
I've felt a dark presence for the last
few days moving through the Shadows.
I wasn't sure it was Thantos until now.
This afternoon, one of my servants
was attacked in the North Tower.
Oh, that's horrible.
I was in the North Tower.
That could have been me.
What she really means is,
"Aw, that's horrible. Is he okay?"
It was implied.
He'll be fine-ish.
But his shadow? Not so fine-ish.
- Shadows exist on their own here?
- Oh, yes. Yeah.
It's in that world,
the world of the Shadows,
that Thantos is hiding
and plotting his return.
I just hope we're not too late.
What does she mean, "Too late"? Oh!
- They're doomed.
- Oh, yeah.
Too late to stop him
from regaining his human form.
Why? What happens then?
It's bad, right?
I can tell it's going to be bad.
He's got one purpose and one purpose
only, to destroy the two of you.
Yeah, that would fall underneath
the category of bad.
If Thantos does come back, I doubt we'll
be able to stop him a second time.
That's what I saw standing over you
It wasn't a man, it was a shadow
of a man. Thantos was in our house!
- No, he wasn't.
- (WHISPERING) Yes, he was!
CAMRYN: Yes, he was!
If he can freely travel
between the two worlds,
then he's already stronger
than we feared.
ALEX: What is up with you
and this Shadow business?
- It was not in the Shadows.
- CAMRYN: Yes, it was!
MIRANDA: But I'm afraid
that once again, you two
are the only ones that can stop him.
ALEX: Us? Why us?
Why can't they do some
of the heavy pointing for a change?
- (LAUGHS) No offense.
- None taken.
But it is a good question.
They never do anything.
Well, okay, some taken.
In two days, the sun and the moon
will be in perfect alignment.
A solar eclipse?
And both of you
will be at your most powerful.
Well, I always wanted
a solar eclipse wedding. Please?
Well, you know my mother
can't be here in two days.
Oh, that's right. Pretty please?
- No! Yes!
- Are you sure there's no way...
I need them
to perform the Vanquishing Spell.
Well, that's not possible.
They can't do a Vanquishing Spell.
They're still at wall-walking.
(WHISPERING) There was an incident.
In fact, stuck in the wall
is more accurate.
I don't think we have any other choice.
- But they're not ready.
- Then get them ready.
Uh, hey, shouldn't it be up to us
whether we perform
- this Vanquishing Spell or not?
- CAMRYN: Yeah.
- What is it?
- ILEANA: It's a spell so powerful
that it'll destroy anything
that's hidden in the Shadowlands.
ALEX: But if we do that spell, it will
vanquish Dad's shadow. We can't do it.
I found it today in the North Tower.
It was Dad's, wasn't it?
I think he's trying to communicate
with us. He's alive.
I think he's in the Shadowlands.
I am so sorry.
I know you don't want to believe this,
but your father's gone.
He's not coming back.
I searched for years
through the Shadows. He's not there.
- But... But my stories, my dreams...
- Are the work of Thantos.
The moon is half in darkness.
You have a connection
to the Shadowlands. He's using you.
But the ring? What about Aron's ring?
Only Thantos could have Aron's ring.
He took it from him when he killed him.
But it's not Thantos. I know it's not.
It's Aron, our father.
- He needs our help.
- No, we need your help.
I'm sorry, but on this,
you're just gonna have to trust me.
Now, I'm counting on you
and your sister.
The future of Coventry depends on you.
(SIGHING) It's amazing this place
ever got along without us.
MIRANDA: Prepare for the spell.
KARSH: Yes, my Queen.
All right. Now.
Now, the most important aspect
of the Vanquishing Spell
is getting the proportions correct.
It's a very delicate balance.
So what you need...
All right. Hey! A little help, please!
Like I was saying, you need
equal part sun and equal part moon!
KARSH: Oh, get that book! Here we go!
ILEANA: I got it.
- Okay. So, as I was saying...
...the most important part of
the Vanquishing Spell is to have the...
Okay, what do you say we just jump in
and get right to it?
All this talk-talk
never pulled a rabbit out of a hat.
No, but it does help prevent small
villages from turning into donkeys.
I said I was sorry.
KARSH: Oh, and I suppose it's
no coincidence that that village
- happened to be my mother's.
- BOTH: Oh.
Kind of sorry.
Okay, join hands.
We'll just do the first part.
KARSH: Okay, now remember,
it's all about balance.
Equal part sun, equal part moon,
- Okay. I think they got it.
...hot, equal part cold.
I think they got it.
- (SIGHS) Ready.
"The Power of the Sun
And the Forces of the Moon"
Oh. That's my favorite part.
"Become one in our Quest.
"To open the door to the Shadowlands."
That was so cool. How'd we...
Perhaps a little bit too much sun.
Alex, were you even trying?
Yes. No. Uh, kind of. Guys, I really
don't think we should be doing this.
But you heard Mom.
(WHISPERING) Well, I know what
she said, but it doesn't mean I agree.
ILEANA: Right now, I don't think
it matters whether you agree or not.
Your mother wouldn't ask you to do this
unless it was essential.
(SIGHING) Fine. Vanquish away.
Why don't the two of you
give it another go, while we go
and change into something
a little less charred?
- Me, too.
- Well, I'm surprised you're still here.
- Why wouldn't I be here?
Oh, well, I thought you would have
zapped yourself home by now.
Especially since I haven't seen
a single carriage or a white horse.
They keep them around back.
Plus, Mom needs us.
Emphasis on the us.
Please, I can't do this without you.
Two halves of a whole. Twin witches.
BOTH: Go, twitches.
"The Power of the Sun,
- "and the Forces of the Moon.
- "Become one in our Quest."
All right, stay focused.
All our energy and concentration
has to be on...
ALEX: Cam! Cam!
- Hey! Hi. Hi.
Sorry, I didn't wanna disturb you guys.
Oh, you weren't disturbing us.
We were just goofing around.
Yeah, trying to save the kingdom
and all that is good and pure.
- Oh, uh, Demetri, this is my sister...
- Alex. I knew that.
- A pleasure.
That's him. That's my prince.
(WHISPERING) Yeah, I kind of got that.
- CAMRYN: Eh.
Demetri is so amazing.
He totally showed me how to fix things.
Um, why don't you show her?
Come on, I wouldn't be much
of a teacher if I took all the glory.
- Oh, hmm, okay.
(CAMRYN AND ALEX GIGGLING)
Isn't he great?
Yeah, he's great.
Uh, well, look, I should probably
leave the two of you to save the world.
But, listen, um, I was wondering
if I could show you
around the gardens sometime?
Yes! I mean, yes.
That would be a yes.
KARSH: Oh, look, there you are!
Can I get some tea, please?
ILEANA: And could I get one of those
chicken salad sandwiches
with the crust cut off?
Ooh, and some olives. Hmm.
I love me the olives.
- Right away, sir.
KARSH: Hey, where's your apron?
Put your apron on.
Wow, things have really slipped
since we went into exile.
You guys should probably
order something, too.
We're gonna be working late.
You're not a prince?
I... Excuse me.
Cam, what's the matter with you?
Go after him.
He's working. I don't...
We should probably get back
to the spell.
ALEX: You're impossible. Demetri!
- MAN: Hail, your Divinity.
- Demetri, I want to talk.
- WOMAN: Princess Artemis.
- Princess Alex.
Okay, you guys have
got to stop doing that.
Okay, look, I'm sorry. Okay?
Please, don't be mad, all right?
I didn't lie to her. Granted, I completely
didn't tell her the truth, but I didn't lie.
No, no. It's okay.
Calm down. Nobody's mad.
I just wanted to impress her, you know,
I just... I want her to like me.
Even though you're a waiter it does
not mean you cannot be impressive.
I've cleaned people's houses,
toilets included, for two summers.
- Well, hey,
you gotta do what you gotta do.
But your job doesn't define who you are.
Well, no, of course not.
Who your parents are does.
And, again, no.
Okay, I'm sorry. Are you sure
you're a princess? 'Cause...
Well, I'm kind of new at it.
Just give me a few more weeks
and I promise to be
way more stuck-up and snotty.
And Camryn, well, she likes you.
- So don't give up. Okay?
- Actually, can I ask you a favor?
- Sure. Anything.
Can I borrow some of your magic?
My magic? Why would you want that?
Well, so I can do something
special for Camryn.
- Well, don't you have any of your own?
Oh, okay. Well, then...
- What happened?
- Are you all right?
It was Thantos. I know it.
He tried to take over Demetri's shadow.
- Well, where is he now?
- He's in there.
- In there.
- Where? There?
- He's in there.
- Ah. He's in there.
- KARSH: Ah!
But I didn't know what else to do.
He asked to borrow my magic
to impress Cam.
- Oh, come on.
would ask something like that.
This is Coventry.
Everyone has magic, right?
I'm afraid that's not entirely true.
Uh, I could use a chiropractor.
You... You see, after your father was
killed, your mother thought
it would be best to leave magic
in the hands of those
who could best control it.
Uh, like the royal family
and your protectors.
- That's us.
- They took everyone's magic?
- KARSH: Hmm.
That's horrible. That's so unfair.
Uh, Alex, I really don't think
No, no. I understand just fine.
Absolutely no rush
on that chicken salad.
Have you seen Alex? I got up
this morning, and she was gone.
Cammie! Oh my gosh!
I was getting so worried!
I have been texting you all morning.
Sorry. I was out of range.
- Have you seen her?
Twin two is in the caf
doing the Marcus whoop-de-doo.
I sent you pictures.
CAMRYN: I can't believe her.
BETH: I know.
They're just going over notes.
(SCOFFS) I mean, no giggling,
no hair-flipping. She's really bad at this.
Thanks. You're a good friend.
Uh, well, apparently not good enough
for you to text me back.
I have blisters!
I think I should be telling you
what to do.
- I'm... I'm trying, okay.
- Okay. I think I gotta go.
GIRL: He's gonna have to start
telling her what he really thinks.
GIRL 2: Uh-huh, he sure does.
Look at me.
I think I'm better than everyone.
And I don't even use conditioner. Oh.
(SIGHING) Hey, Marcus.
It's me, Alex, again.
I can see that. Um, what happened?
I thought you had studying to do.
I do? Oh! I do.
So many books by dead people to read.
Um, but before I go, I was wondering,
you know my sister, Camryn?
Really pretty, you used to date.
What do you think of her?
Okay. That's a little random.
Um, I don't know.
She's great, I mean she's fun.
She tends to be a little vapid
- and self-centered sometimes...
- I am not self-centered!
- I didn't say you were.
- Hi, Marcus.
Uh, yeah, sorry.
Oh, my gosh!
So, what are you two talking about?
(GASPS) Aren't these
just the cutest shoes?
I wouldn't say that! I wouldn't say that.
And that only works if those shoes
are actually cute.
- Well, they're your shoes.
- What are you even doing here?
We have work to do.
Uh, living my life, and I am so done
with that place.
I'm gonna go. Uh, later.
- Bye, Marcus.
- Bye, Marcus.
What is your problem?
Don't you trust me?
No. I turn my back for, like, two minutes
and you're all over him.
Why would I trust you?
Uh, because I would never do anything
to hurt you.
You should know that.
I do know that.
(SIGHING) I didn't break up with him.
He broke up with me.
I just told everybody that
so I wouldn't look bad.
Oh, Cam. I'm sorry.
It's okay. At least I found out why.
Well, he actually told me it was because
you two didn't have much in common.
So, you don't think I'm self-centered?
ALEX: No! A truly self-centered person
would have run from Coventry,
kind of like I did.
Well, what are you
supposed to do, Alex?
If you really think Dad still might be
I don't think, Camryn. I know.
Why do you think he's only
communicating with me?
He gave me the ring.
(SIGHING) And the drawing.
You had a vision and drew his crest.
Do you still have it?
It's in my backpack.
(SIGHING) Six hundred pictures
of Marcus and, uh, here it is.
- But this is the castle.
Well, I've never seen
these doors before.
We have to get to Coventry, fast.
- Camryn, no.
- What? Don't worry.
I've been practicing. You'd be surprised
at what I can do now.
Cam, uh, this doesn't
look like Coventry.
Are you sure we're in Coventry?
Of course we're in Coventry.
CAMRYN: I can't go forward!
(SIGHING) Well, that worked.
Somehow, I'm not surprised.
CAMRYN: Are you sure this is it?
ALEX: It has to be it.
Everything looks the same.
You know, except for the brick wall part.
Well, maybe they remodeled.
Which, you have to say,
isn't the worst idea in the whole...
Alex? Remember when I said
there was an incident?
I don't know about this.
Don't you suppose they bricked this up
for a reason?
Yup, and I want to know
what that reason is.
- Just stay close.
You know when you go
to a horror movie
and there's always that stupid girl
who goes inside the creepy house
even though there are a gazillion signs
saying, "Keep Out"
and the whole audience is screaming,
"Don't go in there"?
- (WHISPERING) You're that girl.
Wha... What was that?
Nothing. Just a shadow.
(PANTING) Oh. There.
I think we're safe.
Isn't there a spell
you should be studying?
We were just, you know,
checking out the new place, and, uh...
- I have to say,
you could use
a couple more bathrooms.
- Uh, Cam drew this.
I used to draw all the time
when I was your age.
But don't you think it's kind of strange?
It would be stranger if you hadn't.
Thantos is many things,
but he's not a fool.
He's purposely trying to deceive you.
This is Dad's study, isn't it?
Yes, it was.
It was his favorite place
in the whole castle.
It's just like he left it.
What was he like?
Please? You never talk about him.
I don't know where to begin.
He was funny and sweet and strong.
I was just about your age
when I met him at the Winter Festival.
We ended up dancing
the whole night together.
And when it was over,
he said he wanted to give me a present,
so I would remember him forever.
I could pick whatever I wanted.
What did you ask for?
A star from the north sky.
- It's a real star.
- Good gift.
I never told anyone that story.
It was our secret.
All right, it's getting late.
You should get home.
I think I'll sleep a little easier knowing
you're safe in your own dimension.
I know you're struggling.
It's not Thantos who's been coming
to me. It's Dad. I know it.
I know that you believe that.
But you're just gonna have to trust me.
I don't have any other choice.
It's okay, honey. It's okay.
I'm sure they're gonna be okay.
I'm sure they'll be home anytime.
- Just let it go.
- Don't tell me to let it go. I can't just...
(DAVID CLEARING THROAT)
So, no one thought to invent a
telephone in this magical land of yours?
Yesterday, you go slog off in that
swimming pool and you can't call?
I took the closet, I'm sorry.
Your... Your mother
has been worried sick.
Actually, your mother's just fine.
But your father, well,
he drained the pool.
I'm sorry, Daddy. I still haven't mastered
Oh, says the girl who can text,
download, and talk on the cell phone
- all at the same time.
- He's not a multitasker.
(WHISPERING) I can hear you.
We are both very happy that
you're both home safe and sound.
Did you have fun?
- It was great.
- The best. So much fun.
- Uh, really fun.
Yeah, it was awesome.
Is there something
that you're not telling us?
Is there something that you're not telling
us, because you know that
we'll freak out and there's a chance
your father's head will explode?
- Okay, well.
- What? That's... That's... That's it?
- That's it.
- Good night, Daddy!
- Yeah, good night, Mr. Barnes.
- DAVID: Uh, Alex.
(SIGHING) You know, if you want,
you can call me "Dad."
Thanks. But, um, I'm good for now.
- Wha... Where you going?
- We forgot the car.
(MRS. NORSENG WHISTLING)
(MRS. NORSENG SCREAMING)
What if they're both still alive?
- Who's still alive?
- Aron and Thantos.
Dad could've been hiding out
in the Shadowlands this whole time, too.
- What? Too long?
Camryn, I know it's been a long time,
but that's what I wrote in my story.
"Dad was weak and managed
to escape Thantos, and he's been living
"in the Shadows here ever since,
watching over us."
People keep telling me that I have
the gift of knowing, right?
Well, guess what?
I know that our father is still out
there, and I'm not gonna destroy
our hopes of ever seeing him again
by doing some stupid spell.
Are you sure you don't also
have the gift of wanting?
You always said you wanted a father.
It's not true.
Not even just a little? I mean, it's so...
(KNOCKING AT DOOR)
MRS. NORSENG: Snickerdoodles!
- MRS. NORSENG: Snickerdoodles!
Is someone there?
Look, if it's Thantos, if that's
who you are, I'm not afraid of you.
But, if it's my father, if it really is you.
Well, we don't have much time.
(SIGHING) I need a sign.
I need something.
It really is you.
Miranda! Miranda! Miranda!
- I was calling you.
- I heard. Are you all right?
It's Aron. He's here. In the castle,
trapped in the Shadowlands.
I know what you're going to say,
but this wasn't Thantos. It couldn't be.
I asked for a sign,
and he drew me a star.
- KARSH: A star?
That's what he gave Mom
the night they met. It was their secret.
A star? That's so romantic.
- What? You don't think I'm romantic?
A little. You gave me a bug.
Yeah, because you collect them.
ILEANA: Well, now. You bring me...
This is good news.
Why aren't you happy?
- We know where he is. We can...
I don't want to hear another word
about your father.
I never should have told you that story.
Why won't you even consider
the possibility that he might be alive?
That they both might be alive?
You very well might be right.
They both may be out there.
- We still have to do the spell.
- What? No!
How can you say that?
I can't take the chance of Thantos
regaining power. You'd never be safe.
No one in Coventry would be safe.
- But Dad...
- Would want us to do this.
No, he wouldn't. I know he wouldn't.
You said the Vanquishing Spell would
destroy everything in the Shadows.
Alex, I'm trying to do what I think is best.
And I suppose you thought taking away
everyone's magic was also for the best.
KARSH: (WHISPERING) Alex.
I did. At the time.
- You and your sister...
- You know, just stop.
(SCOFFS) You don't care about us.
You don't even care about Aron.
All you care about
is your precious kingdom.
Well, you know what? You can have it.
I'm taking the next door
out of this place.
Oh, look. There's one now.
Alex, the eclipse
is almost upon us. Wait!
- (WHISPERING) That was awkward.
- (WHISPERING) Yup.
Someday she's gonna understand.
We don't have much time
before the eclipse. Where's Camryn?
At home. Well, her other home.
With her parents. Her other parents.
Mom. Mother. The other mother, is...
She's not here.
- Would you find her, please?
- Oh, yeah.
Ask her to talk to her sister.
- We need them both here.
- Yes. We're on it.
On the way there, could we stop
so I can change my shoes?
I think they match perfectly.
I have to talk to her?
Why do I have to talk to her?
Because you're her sister.
(CAMRYN HUFFS ANGRILY)
She'll listen to you.
Have either of you met Alex?
She's not so good on the listening
or the sistering.
And she took my lip gloss.
Oh, she's such a little...
Oh, there it is.
ILEANA: Uh, Camryn,
we don't have much time left.
If Thantos breaks free
of the Shadowlands, we're defenseless.
Uh, but Miranda she's...
Miranda is still too weak from
her last battle with the Darkness.
ILEANA: And too proud to say so.
The eclipse is our only chance
of stopping him.
- And all of Coventry is...
- All of Coventry is counting on me,
I know. I know. I know. Ooh.
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
Sorry. I wanna help.
I wanna do what's right.
- I just don't know what the right thing is!
- ILEANA: I think you do.
You are a princess of Coventry.
You can't just sit back and do nothing.
You have to act. You have to govern.
I'm sorry if that's not what you thought
princessing was, but it is.
- Whoa, tough love.
- Thank you.
- ILEANA: Oh, yeah.
Look, it's not what I thought it would be,
but, I like it.
I like having responsibility, and I like
having my life be about something.
- And the tiara?
- Love the tiara!
So you'll help?
I'll do more than help.
I'll make sure she's there.
Toodles. Wish me luck.
Oh, wait. Let me do it.
And I'm taking the next door out of here.
Now that's how you conjure up a portal.
(KARSH EX CLAIMS PAINFULLY)
(GRUNTING) It's on my foot.
- What are you doing?
- You know what, Alex... Oh!
ALEX: If your father actually means...
Well, don't run away from me!
Well, looks like you stirred up
quite a bit of dust in Twin Town.
Uh, no, that has nothing to do with me.
I mean, uh, Camryn wants Alex to go
somewhere, and Alex isn't budging.
Hmm. Well, give it a minute.
Alex is so going.
tends to get everything she wants.
I'm gonna break this down for you.
You? You're way over there
in no-sense land.
ALEX: Okay, then something definitely
must be wrong,
if you think you're the sensible one.
So, you're just gonna pretend
this isn't happening?
How's that gonna help Dad, Alex?
- Oh, like you even care, Camryn.
- I care more than you do.
Oh, please explain that logic to me.
I care enough to stay.
I care enough to try
and figure out what's right.
I know what's right.
Then what are you doing here, Alex?
If I knew, if I really knew
like you say you do
then I'd be doing everything
in my power to try and help him.
Okay. And how am I
supposed to do that?
Not a clue. I kind of only figured out
that first part of my speech.
It doesn't matter. You're right.
- Will you go with me?
- Couldn't stop me if you wanted to.
You don't want to, do you?
- (STUTTERING) Um, did you just see?
- (STUTTERING) See what?
- Okay, um, so, later?
Yeah, later. Okay.
"Walking through wall spell."
(SCOFFS) Too late for that.
Where are you?
(SIGHING) Where is he?
Alex, we have called, pleaded,
Whatever you think
you saw before isn't here.
I don't know what else to do.
- Dad, please help me.
- We've got to go.
- The eclipse is about to start.
- No, Cam...
Yes. We've got to do this.
It's the only way to stop Thantos.
It's going to be okay.
We're gonna be together.
It's our only op...
Okay, a little scared.
It's a book of spells.
He's trying to tell us something.
It's a Freedom spell.
It's a spell used to release
spirits trapped in the Shadowlands.
Alex, no. Now, I'm sure it's just Thantos.
Please, let's just go!
"The Power of the Sun
And the Forces of the Moon."
It's almost the exact same spell.
What's the last line
of the Vanquishing Spell?
"And Vanquish our Enemies
in the Darkness that hides them."
All right, yeah. Well, look. The only
difference is that instead you say
"And Free your Friends
from the Darkness that binds them."
We just have to substitute the last line.
- But that's my line.
- I know.
You're the only one who can do this.
- (EXHALES) Again, why me?
- You have to. This is a sign.
- I have to talk to Miranda.
- No. You can't.
We already know what she'll say.
(GASPS) What are you doing in here?
The eclipse is starting.
You can't be late for these things.
Alex, I really think we need
to talk to Miranda.
I know you. You'll do what's right.
- Come on, people.
- Well, I know...
aren't gonna vanquish themselves.
ILEANA: Come on, let's go. Come on.
KARSH: I am sick and tired of tracking
the two of you down.
Less than a minute.
KARSH: We're here!
(SIGHING) Yes. Thank you.
I knew you wouldn't let me down.
Okay. Okay. Let's go. Come on.
Okay, so the fate of everyone
in Coventry is in your hands.
Part of me wished
that you'd never find them.
Not too much pressure. Okay.
Come on this way. No, to the right.
Now, can we... Oh, no, you... You...
You've gotta go this way.
Do this, this way.
- Hold on a minute.
- ILEANA: No, no, no. No? Is it this way?
All right, everyone, hurry!
This has to be perfect!
We don't get a second chance.
(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) Just relax.
Miranda, the sun.
Yes, thank you. I'm well aware.
- (WHISPERING) Just breathe.
- Come on.
Oh, man, I love a good eclipse.
Now, don't you wish this was our
wedding? You know, it's so romantic.
- Did you get popcorn?
Do you really think that's appropriate
for this situation?
Oh, come... How about licorice?
It's time to vanquish evil
once and for all.
- Are you all right?
- I'm fine.
- Just a little nervous.
- Yeah, I'm okay, too.
You're doing the right thing.
I know we are.
You're gonna be great. Okay? Ready?
"The Power of the Sun
"And the Forces of the Moon
"Become one in our Quest,
"To open the doors to the Shadowlands.
"Let our light illuminate the eternal night
"And leave no corner untouched.
"So that we may...
(BOTH PANTING NERVOUSLY)
"So that we may free our friends."
We have to say it.
We have to set him free.
- They're gonna do a Freedom Spell.
- They wouldn't.
Come on. Say it.
"So that we may vanquish our enemies
to the darkness that hides them."
What have you done?
I'm sorry. I had to.
Thantos had to be stopped.
But it wasn't Thantos.
There's nothing I or anyone can do.
You've unleashed the Light.
It won't stop until it's searched through
the Shadows and destroyed everything.
Father! I've gotta warn him.
He's gotta hide.
No, nothing in the Shadows
can hide now!
Hurry! Hurry, the Light is coming.
We did the Vanquishing Spell,
and I can't stop it.
Tell me what to do!
Give me a sign or something.
A Transfer Spell? "To transfer
magic from one person to another."
All right, um, I'll do it.
Just... Just tell me how.
It... It says that I have to touch you.
SHADOW: (WHISPERING) Artemis.
But, a Shadow won't work!
SHADOW: (WHISPERING) Artemis.
We're too late.
SHADOW: (WHISPERING) Artemis.
SHADOW: (WHISPERING) Artemis.
"I give you everything."
Alex! Alex! Are you all right?
I did it. I saved Dad.
I gave him my magic.
In the flesh. Miss me?
I'm sorry. I was so sure...
Bad, bad Thantos.
Preying on the hope and insecurities
of the innocent.
I should probably stop doing that.
(SIGHING) And yet,
nothing brings me greater joy.
You won't get away with this.
Oh, but I already have.
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I think I'd like to finish off my brother
before the Light does.
- He's getting away.
- No, no, no. Did you hear that?
You were right. Dad's still alive.
Come on, we have to go find him.
- But he can be anywhere.
- Not anywhere.
What you wrote in your journal
Aron's been with us all along.
There's only one place he can be.
Dad? Are you here?
Hurry! Mom, are you okay?
Thantos, he wanted my shadow.
Your poor father.
- Mr. Barnes!
Here, help him up.
EMILY: Here, honey.
I put up a good fight.
- But where's Thantos?
- I just...
(MRS. NORSENG SCREAMING)
EMILY: Honey, here. You'll be all right.
- How do you know that?
- I don't. It's just what I say.
- Would you...
- I am.
(MRS. NORSENG BABBLING)
You may go. Just make sure
you leave your shadow behind.
(MRS. NORSENG SCREAMING)
Hiding out in a little old lady's shadow?
I'm truly disappointed.
Hello, Brother. You don't look so good.
I think I should finish what I started
21 years ago.
- It's locked.
- Stand back!
What kind of princess school
do you go to?
I take Tae kwon do.
They have to be in Coventry.
Where else would he have...
He must have locked the portal
from the other side.
- How are we gonna get to Coventry?
- I think I know another way.
Cam! Wait, Cam!
(CAMRYN AND ALEX SCREAMING)
Next time, I'll walk.
Hurry! The eclipse is still happening.
Run! Come on!
- We can still save Dad.
- ILEANA: Your dad's still alive!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
No, wait, no, no, no!
(BOTH EX CLAIM PAINFULLY)
- The old protector spell trick, huh?
- Yeah, it gets us every time.
- Well, not us.
- I mean, it's gotten you. It's never...
- No, I think it's kind of missed...
No, I have never...
BOTH: Now is not the time.
Thantos cast a spell and locked us out.
The castle can only be opened
from the inside now.
But how did Thantos escape the light
and get his power back?
The how doesn't matter.
The why was very noble.
It's down here!
Come on. Let's go, let's go!
The door's down there.
Listen, hey, could I get
that chicken salad, a little mustard...
- KARSH: Ileana, come on!
- Where is he? Where's Thantos?
He's taking Aron up to the North tower.
- Demetri, how did you open the door?
- Miranda gave us our magic back.
And, yeah, you're right,
it is a lot harder than it looks.
- You were so brave.
- See? Now that was impressive.
Did now seem
like the best time for that?
Oh, you so like him.
Bad day for you, Brother.
unleashes the Vanquishing Spell,
the other gives
your mortal enemy all her power.
Kids, what are you gonna do?
CAMRYN: Out of the way!
ILEANA: Oh! Sorry.
I didn't bring you up here
to make small talk. I brought you up...
- I alone rule Coven...
- Stay away from him!
- Girls, stop! Let us handle this.
- All right, I have a plan. Okay.
- Okay, I'll distract him.
You should come in from the side.
Don't let go!
Me, don't let go? You don't let go!
Hey, did you remember
to mail the invitations?
Actually, no, I didn't.
I've been a little busy lately.
Well, maybe it's for the best.
This is good. I was afraid
you might miss this special moment.
As soon as the sun comes out
from behind the moon,
your beloved husband
and father will be no more.
I'm not gonna let you get away with this.
But I'm afraid there's nothing
you can do about it, your Majesty.
You seem to have your hands full.
Ah, such a shame when children get
in the middle of family squabbles.
(EX CLAIMING PAINFULLY)
- Just hold on!
- To what?
It's too late for you to do anything now.
He has nothing left.
Now, I know you'll never understand.
With us here, he has everything left.
ALL: "We give you everything."
Thank you. Thank you.
You were right. This kind of bond is
something he could never understand.
ILEANA: Hey! How's it going up there?
- KARSH: A little help, please!
Seriously, we don't have a flying spell!
Come to think of it, we don't...
We don't have a landing spell, either!
I don't know how long
this gargoyle can hold us.
And do you, Karsh, take the lovely
Ileana to be your lawful wedded wife?
I do! Yeah, absolutely.
ARON: And do you Ileana
take the handsome Karsh...
You look great.
Oh, you know you love it.
Yeah, you're right. I kind of love it.
ILEANA: Of course I do.
ARON: Well, we certainly got lucky with
the weather, didn't we, everyone?
I just wanna say, uh,
does anyone have any objections
As to whether the lovely Ileana...
They grow up so fast, don't they?
I hear you.
Well, may we have
the rings now, please?
- Oh, yes.
- BOTH: You are my favorite.
I can't believe you're not more
freaked out about this.
What is there to be freaked out about?
(SIGHING) I'm just jealous
she has this much space
in the back of her closet.
- We now pronounce you husband...
- And wife.
You may now kiss the bride.
Oh! Right! Okay. Okay.
- We shouldn't go head on...
Because our noses are not helping.
- What? No, did you say it was big?
- No, no, no.
- ILEANA: Are you sure? You don't?
- I don't think it's big.
No, not at all. I just...
BOTH: (WHISPERING) Kiss her.
Uh, okay, okay. Okay.
- Rose petals?
- Yeah, I know. Disgusting.
It was the twins' idea.
I can't believe
you did that to my mother.
I don't think she's ever looked lovelier.
- That was lovely.
- No, that was weird.
No, David. How could you say that?
Yes, that was weird.
No, no, I got it.
- No wait. You... But your...
- No, I need.
Mrs. Karsh and I
are going to start a book club.
Well, you finally know
how your fairytale ends.
- I never doubted it had a happy ending.
- You so doubted it.
You were like the princess of doubt.
- No, that was you.
- So not true.
- Your tiara slipped.
- ALEX: Oh.
- Ah, well. I think we look fabulous.
- You think?
BOTH: Go, twitches! Go, twitches!
ALL: Go, twitches! Go, twitches!