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Lucky You Script
This is New Country 95.5,
country from the heart...
...sending out a big welcome
to all the hopefuls...
...for the 2003 World Series of Poker.
Here 's a George Jones classic
for all you players in the game of cards...
...or the game of love.
Brand new. Never been used.
I got three of them. One-fifty.
-It cost 500.
-I need three.
You have three digital cameras.
-AII the same.
Well, here's what
you can do with four cameras...
...that you can't do with three.
You take two of the cameras,
you price them identically.
The third camera, you price a Iittle Iess.
The fourth camera, you price a Iittle higher.
Customer comes in
wanting to buy a camera.
Figures the Ieast expensive camera's
either a bargain...
...or there's something wrong with it.
But it gets him thinking.
It gets him talking to you.
In other words,
you've got him in the game.
Odds are, he doesn't take camera number
three because he reads it as defective.
But it pushes him towards cameras
one and two...
...which he already thinks
are a good deal...
...because of the higher price
of camera number four.
Or maybe he's
drawn to camera number four.
why is this camera more expensive?
You tell him it's never been used.
You point out that cameras one
and two have never been used...
...the only difference is,
camera number four is still in the box.
Now, he does one of two things.
He either buys one of your cameras
at the regular price...
...which he now thinks is a bargain...
...or, he springs for the one in the box...
...because he plans to give it
to someone as a present...
...and he needs the box
so it Iooks new...
...and not Iike some camera
he just picked up at a pawn shop.
So by purchasing this camera in its box...
...you increase the value
of the three cameras you already have.
You work this hard at your day job?
Only problem is,
my cameras all have boxes.
I'II tell you what.
If you can show me your boxes,
I'II give you my camera for nothing.
But, if you can't,
you pay three bills for mine.
You're pretty sure of yourself.
You don't have the boxes, do you?
I'II give you the 1 50,
plus 50 for the entertainment...
...but that's as high as I go.
What about this?
What's it worth?
To me or to you?
Well, it's worth a Iot to me.
It was my mother's.
She used to take it off...
...and then one day my dad
took off with it to get some cash.
How did you get it?
I won it off him in a poker game.
It was too Iate
to do my mom any good, though.
Sorry to hear that.
PIain band. Nothing special.
I could give you a hundred,
you'II have your three.
-He told me it was worth more than that.
-So sell it back to him.
I'm not selling it to you.
I'II be back for it.
What's your name?
Well, Huck, I'II give you another
buck and a half for the ring...
...and you have 1 20 days
to come back and see me.
There'II be a seat available at
table four in just a few minutes.
-Eight to call.
What time can you have it here?
AII right. If that's the best you can do.
Get it here as soon as you can.
Beating up on a whale.
Some real estate guy from FIorida.
I guess you could call that a tell.
He's stuck a quarter mil and change.
with the Iittle fish tonight, Tommy.
-Swimming with the guppies for awhile.
-Okay, kid. Good Iuck.
Small blind. Big blind.
Sir, you wanna post?
Well, Iet's raise it up, then.
-That's a good decision. You too.
AII very good decisions.
Especially you, water boy.
How do you Iike that river, water boy?
Sixteen is the bet.
It'II only hurt for a Iittle while.
You're betting Iike you have the eight
for the belly straight.
Or you might have caught
a third seven.
No matter how I Iook at it,
you probably got me beat.
...maybe you don't.
It's raised to 32.
Never touch another player's cards.
Nothing. You raised me with nothing?
Sometimes nothing's enough.
-Let's Iine them up, please.
-Show cards, please.
Pair of queens.
Maverick. Jacks and queens.
Two pair is good, sir.
Gentlemen. It's great to be alive, isn't it?
Sometime today, sunshine.
You in a hurry?
PIaces to go? People to see?
Let's see if we can get you there
a Iittle faster, cowboy.
Back at you.
Okay, it's eight, 1 0,000...
...two hundred and twenty-eight.
Do you want that in cash or chips?
Give me the ten in chips, Larita.
Robin, grab Huck's box for me, please.
-What time's your shift end?
-Not for another three hours.
My first bad beat tonight.
Get it over.
-What was that?
-Here you go. Here you go.
AII right, the over and under is three.
AII right, I got the under, who's got over?
-Hey, Huck. How you doing?
Hey, three times over the net pays off,
five pays double.
-You want some of the action? Okay.
-No thanks, Eddie.
AII right, all right.
Who's got ponytail's side?
That's payday. That's payday.
Come on, you can do better than that.
Smell this, it's new.
-Smells good, right?
But it's not cologne
or deodorant or anything...
...it's just me.
It's just Iike my natural--
I know it's weird--
Sorry. Time got away from me.
I know, but I keep saying
it won't happen again.
But it does.
And I'm Iate.
So you guys are...?
-Nice to have met you.
-Nice to have met you.
Do you always intrude
on private conversations?
Well, it seemed Iike an intrusion
might be welcome.
So you're a mind reader?
Body. Your body Ianguage indicated
a certain Iack of enthusiasm.
You might have been wrong.
-New in town?
See, you are wrong
every once in a while.
Hey, sorry I'm Iate.
That's what he just said.
Yeah, but he's a poker player, Billie,
so you can't believe anything he says.
-How you doing, Huck?
-Great, now that I've met your friend.
-My Iittle sister.
Little sister. Even better.
This is my sister, Billie.
She just got in from Bakersfield.
-This is Gary.
-Hey, you work at the....
-At the Venetian. You're the gondola guy.
-That was Iast year.
I'm a Nubian slave at The Luxor now.
-We gotta go.
-Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
-See you Saturday at the party?
Hope you enjoy your visit.
That was a fast withdrawal.
Huck's not one to waste any time.
Boy, you're up.
You're my sister,
there's no way I'm Ietting that happen.
There's quite a few
who would say it's a good time.
-Does that include you?
I had Huck's number pretty early on.
-What number is that?
-Hustle 1 0, commitment zero.
Maybe he hasn't found
what he's Iooking for.
Don't even think about it.
we've been through this before.
Some people don't wanna be fixed.
They Iike things just the way they are.
French toast. Bacon on the side.
Fruit. Strawberries only.
Hang on a second, Lucy.
Why don't you just go rest up a Iittle?
We never close.
No time Iike the present, Tommy.
Oh, I should've gotten
away from that.
-Have a seat.
-What's going on, Huck?
Fasten your seatbelts. Huck is here.
What's for breakfast?
And don't say "you are."
Eighty-six for Iow.
-Ace wins for high.
-You win the whole pot.
-Look who's here.
-Good morning, gentlemen.
-Well, he's back.
-Hey, good to see you.
-What's going on?
-Good to see you.
Big Buckle, good to see you.
-Good to see you.
-Michelle, my belle.
Oh, I've missed you, L.C.
You in town for the tournament?
Yeah, well, someone's gotta try
and stem the tide of those couch potatoes.
-Is there an empty seat?
-Right here between me and Chau.
Couldn't go another World Series
without you, L.C.
So how was the south of France?
They hate our politics,
but they Iove our games...
...I'm happy to say.
Yeah, Iooks Iike the kid
has got the jump on everybody.
He's really hot.
-What's new and different, kid?
-Your hair, for one thing.
Kid tries to bring out the worst in people.
As I get on in years, Iike all human beings,
I become acquainted with vanity.
How about you? Still blasting away?
Thousand to go.
Nice to play with you again, kid.
What do you say, fellas?
Not a spectator sport.
How deep are you?
Oh, I've got about eighteen thousand.
I'm putting you all-in.
Well, I'm gonna have to call you, L.C...
...because my pretty Iadies
are just dying to step out.
Well, they'II be in good company.
You son of a bitch.
You're the only man
I enjoy Iosing money to.
Loan me twenty, L.C.?
Is there anybody who doesn't owe you?
Just you, kid. Just you.
Raise you 60.
It's an interesting situation.
I had you sitting
with a medium pocket pair.
Nines wired, perhaps,
which would give you a set.
You had me figured for a straight draw.
Now, the question is:
Am I four to a flush, too?
With a pot this size,
I'II call you no matter what you raise.
The prudent thing would be
to just call, protect your chips...
...so you can play again, another day.
No, Prudence, the question is...
...you talking because you got
the diamonds, or because you don't?
You and I both know
what the book says you should do, kid.
Is that what you do now?
Just play by the book?
You might as well play online.
Now, you can pull it back if you want.
I'd bet more if I had it.
I'II Iet you throw in
that charm of yours...
...that wedding ring
you're fond of carrying.
AIthough, I notice
you don't have it with you.
You're right, I don't.
But I'II put up the pawn ticket
that redeems it...
...against that wristwatch
Okay. May I?
Get out of here.
A buck and a half?
You must have been up against it, kid.
I know that ring's worth a Iot more
than that to you.
And my watch is worth a Iot more
than that to me.
My father's 1 938 Bulova.
He wore it through the war,
but I'II take that bet.
Are you kidding? Come on.
This is between you two.
But we're happy to watch.
I got you covered.
...open-ended straight draw.
How are you fixed?
Let's see the river.
Diamond flush, the winner.
Too bad, Huckleberry.
Sometimes it pays to be prudent.
you know what your problem is?
You're a great player.
You know the math.
You read your opponents
as well as anybody I've ever seen.
The trouble is you're a blaster.
You always have been.
Thanks for the analysis.
Listen, go for broke,
you're gonna wind up broke.
He drew Iucky.
I caught a case of second best.
You want sympathy...
...you'II find it between
shit and syphilis in the dictionary.
If you don't Ieave
your volatility at home...
-...you'II never be in the same Ieague--
-What do you want?
I want you to play with my money.
It'II even you out.
It'II make you a better player.
Your money's not involved,
your emotions will be Iess involved.
I'II stake you the ten grand buy-in
to the World Series, we split the winnings.
Let me ask you something,
how much do you weigh?
Oh, 1 50, give or take a Iittle.
How much you think I weigh?
Now you tell me,
how well do you think I'm gonna play...
...with an additional 1 50 pounds
on my back?
Give or take a Iittle.
That is an arbitration clause,
but it may not be binding here.
We may be in Iuck. Why don't
you read me paragraph two again...
...one more time from the top.
-Hope this isn't about money.
-You got any money?
It's good to see you, Huckster.
-Is this a real psychologist?
Yes, all of our psychologists
are board certified and accredited.
-That's a relief, because--
-One moment, please.
-1 -900-Defend. PIease hold.
-I have a--
Yes. This is Dr. Shuman.
May I ask your name?
What seems to be the problem?
-It's my girlfriend.
-Come on, Jack.
Turn into 1 -900-Loan, spot me a thousand
to get me going again.
What did I just tell you?
-Dr. Shuman, are you there?
-Sorry, Toby, yes.
-When I drive by, she's out.
-What do you think she's telling you...
-...with this chronic behavior?
-I don 't know.
I'm wondering if I shouldn't put you
on with our relationship...
...and commitment therapist,
-Keep him talking.
-You're playing a Iosing hand.
-Really, you think so?
This is a case of throwing
good money after bad.
-You should just get out, Toby.
Hold on one moment. Our contract
specialist will be with you presently.
-What are you doing?
Rule number one, be a Iistener. Listen.
-I can't help you. I want to, but I can't.
-Jack, come on, you know I'm good for it.
Why does everyone
try to take advantage of me?
Cheryl, I am hearing you
express your pain...
...and I'm feeling empathy.
You understand, don 't you, doctor?
Yes. From my own experience,
I know how disheartening it is...
...to feel that you're being
taken advantage of by friends.
-All they do is take from me.
When the motives become monetary,
It is parasitic.
Julie split and took the kids.
I think she means it this time.
-She always means it.
-No, I'm telling you.
She does not even wanna talk
about talking about it.
You might need to dial 1 -900-It's-Over.
I don't even go to restaurants.
-I don 't have anybody to talk to.
Don't you ever get Ionely?
I don 't know what
I'm gonna do with myself.
I feel as though I'm stuck here
waiting for my life to start.
-If I could just hit a button....
-With friends Iike you? Never.
-Still not getting nickel one.
That's not fair to you, Cheryl.
Are you gonna accept that?
You Iocked out?
or I just enjoy sitting on staircases.
How Iong before Suzanne will be back?
I don't know.
-She was gonna Ioan me some money.
Well, I've got...
...$1 9, is that enough?
That's all you brought with you?
And a thousand dollars
in traveler's checks.
Yes. This is she.
AII right. Thank you very much.
I got a job. Singing at Dean's.
-You know the place?
It's my first job singing professionally.
Oh, we should celebrate.
This is an occasion.
You're right. It is.
Well, Iet's go.
Good Iuck to you.
Discipline's the key.
We have serious celebrating to do...
...so we only play
until we double our money.
-Do you know how to play poker?
-I know that three of a kind beats two pair.
Binion's Horseshoe Casino
in downtown Las Vegas...
of the World Series of Poker.
The 2003 Omaha event will commence
in two hours in Benny's Bullpen.
Okay. In T exas Hold ' Em...
...each player gets two cards
that no one else sees.
Then five cards are dealt
face up on the table.
Now, these are cards
that everybody can use.
If you think you have
the best two cards...
...or two cards
you'd Iike to draw to, you bet.
And, if you don't, you fold.
If, for instance,
someone had a king in the hole...
...they'd now have two pair.
kings and fours.
One more heart and you've got a flush.
That's right. Of course, the trick
is to not Iet the other players know...
-...when you got something good.
Hence the expression, "poker face."
Raise it to 80.
-What are you doing?
Raise it to 80.
I give her a king and a queen in the hole
for an ace-high straight.
I've got Broderick Crawford.
Tens and fours. Two pair.
Ace-high straight. The winner.
Over and out.
How did you know?
It was the way she bet before the flop,
and the way she bet after the flop.
A good fold is as important as a win.
Sometimes more important.
Pair of kings. Kings are the winner.
This is fun.
-Hey, Huck. How they falling?
Lester. Billie Offer.
Nice to meet you.
Ready Eddie bet me 20 Iarge I couldn't
Iive in the AIaddin bathroom a month.
-You gonna take him up on it?
-I'm thinking about it.
Want a piece of my action if I do?
30 days in the bathroom.
How hard can it be?
Maybe I can even get him to give us odds.
I'm kind of financially handicapped
...a hundred bucks
says I can make it...
...to the end of the room
without touching the ground.
Call 40. 20 to call.
-Send the hundred over.
-You still owe me $1 000...
...from miniature golf, remember?
Shovel against a rake?
Then put it on my account.
Did that man have breasts,
or is he physically challenged?
Well, someone bet him 50 grand
he wouldn't get breast implants...
...and keep them for six months.
Guy named Zembic did it 1 2 months
a couple years ago...
...said the women went wild
for the breasts, so Lester took the bet.
Raise. PIay for 80.
Well, he should wear
a more flattering blouse.
Hey, Huck. Can I get you anything?
No thanks, Sherry.
You must play a Iot.
You know so many people.
Well, this is what I do.
What, Iike a job?
You don't work, you just gamble?
Well, who said it's not work?
It's the work this city's all about.
Raise. AII-in. PIaying for 35.
35 to play.
Why'd you turn your cards over?
Well, he's out of chips,
so there's no more betting.
Pair of queens.
Unless he gets another nine,
we've got him.
Come on, nine.
-Come on, nine.
-Come on, nine.
Three nines the winner.
-Well, you beat him once.
-It doesn't work Iike that.
-Well, maybe it should.
L.C. Great to see you.
How you doing?
-It's been a while.
-Yes, it has.
Hey. You remember Isabel.
-Beautiful as ever.
-I hear that your Ieft pocket is empty.
-How you hitting them?
-Down the middle.
Yeah, we should tee it up.
It's been a Iong time.
I went and got this out of hock.
It's nice to have it back.
I have a feeling it's gonna bring me Iuck.
-Hi, I'm Billie Offer. Nice to meet you.
-Thank you very much.
-Is he related to you?
-Why do you say that?
-Because your eyes went all quiet.
In poker, we call that a tell.
He's my father.
Dr. Laura says, " If you Iive your Iife
angry at your parents...
...you're only hurting yourself."
Well, who said I was angry at anybody?
-You know what, I should get going.
I don't wanna be Iate
my first night of work.
-Anybody mind? I owe the Iady 1 000.
Your stake, plus a 20 percent return.
-You don't have to.
-Fair is fair.
Do you mind cashing it in yourself?
I've got the best of it right now.
I really shouldn't Ieave the table.
And I'm sorry we didn't get around
to the celebrating.
No, don't be. I haven't had
this much fun since junior high.
-What are you watching?
-Australian games. Not bad.
Helps with March Madness withdrawal.
-Got any money?
-I don't Ioan to gamblers.
-I gotta get up the 1 0 for the World Series.
-Save your money. That's a sucker bet.
Against a thousand computer geeks.
Hey, foul! He's fouling him. That's a foul.
How about advancing your rent?
I'm paid up
through the NCAA Finals 2008.
-You wanna buy the house?
-You grew up in this house.
PIus, the bank already owns it.
AII right. Just dribble out the clock.
Okay. Pick it up. Get it back.
Get it back. Get it back.
I'm heading back East tonight.
Hey, you haven't seen
my digital camera, have you?
-I was so nervous.
I didn't expect to see you so soon.
You're not trying to rustle me, are you?
What about that celebration?
-It's kind of Iate, isn't it?
-This is Las Vegas.
I don't know.
-Can it be Chinese?
-Can I get you something to drink, sir?
Do you mind if I get my fortune cookie first?
I Iike to think about it during the meal.
Could you bring her a fortune cookie
before we order?
What about you?
Don't you wanna read your fortune?
I can't afford to be superstitious.
-Don't you believe in Iuck?
-I believe in skill.
AIthough, it did seem the cards ran
a Iittle better for me when you were around.
-What happened to "the best of it"?
-Turned into a Iittle bit of the worst of it.
Maybe after dinner,
we'II go play some pok--
Hey. Billie Offer, Chico Banh.
-You get a seat yet?
-I'm working on it.
-He doesn't Iook Mexican.
Grew up in Texas. Speaks Spanish
better than he does English.
PIays tournament poker
better than anybody.
What? What's it say?
" Big contest is yours to win
and riches too."
Let me see that.
" He who thinks too much
is thinking too much."
When someone says "Ieft pocket,"
what does that mean?
-It's where you keep your important money.
-Like the money to enter the tournament.
And the winner of the World Series
is the best there is?
Tournaments are for the public.
You know, the perception of who's best.
To determine who's best,
you'd play head-to-head...
...no Iimit, with your own money.
Then why do you wanna play in it?
Did your father win it?
Was he always a gambler?
He was an English professor
when he married my mother.
She stuck by him until he Ieft her,
after he stole everything he could.
The Ieaf doesn't fall far from the tree.
You hate him, but you still play poker.
He taught me to play. Pennies, nickels,
and dimes on the kitchen table.
I could never beat him
and he never Iet me win.
Mama was a piano teacher...
...and she taught her students
Brahms and Chopin...
...but her real Iove was Nashville.
We used to sing together,
all around the house and in the car.
And I always wanted to try it for real.
So your mother must be proud of you.
She died Iast October.
I almost felt Iike she was Iistening.
You know what I think?
I think everybody's just trying
not to be Ionely.
-Where's all the furniture?
Come on. Let me show you
what I've done with the rest of the place.
-How much you got?
Twelve thousand two hundred.
You've been running over everybody
Don't chase what you can't catch.
No matter what's prudent,
sometimes you gotta play your gut.
I think I got him.
-I think he knows it too.
-Don't Iet your ego get involved.
If you're so sure, want a side bet?
The price of poker's gone up.
-Which one of you am I playing?
Or is this a team?
Call. Stuck on deuces.
AII you got is deuces?
And you call me with this shit?
Deuces the winner.
That was a great call.
-How did you do?
Where you going, Huck?
That real estate guy just walked in.
We're starting the big game.
-You stole from me.
-Borrowed. I-- I had it way up.
Borrowing is when you ask!
-You'II get it back, I promise.
-I worked hard. I needed it.
I've got responsibilities and bills.
I'm trying to get a place on my own.
If I'd have won, you'd have a share.
Just Iike before.
You think that the only person
that matters is you.
What you need, when you need it!
-You're a sick pony.
Billie? Look, it was wrong,
but I'm gonna pay you back.
I'm not a bank! You can't make deposits
and withdrawals whenever you feel Iike it.
-Wait. Just Iet me--
-Don't say it.
You say whatever you think
somebody wants to hear.
It's dangerous to be around you.
That's why you came
to the club, isn't it?
You knew I had the money.
Decided why not get some put-out
at the same time?
-It wasn't Iike that.
-Here. You missed some.
We're a couple minutes away
from the Super Satellite.
Winner gets the $ 1 0,000 seat
at the No Limit Texas Hold 'Em event.
-The Super Satellite?
-How many entries you have?
-Well, Iet' s see.
SIug your way through 44 wannabes,
and you got your seat in the big one.
Two and a quarter if you wanna try it.
-And then there were three.
Mr. Ray Zumbro, Mr. Huck Cheever...
...and the current chip Ieader,
Ms. Shannon Kincaid.
Cheever? L.C. Cheever's son?
And you play cards?
That takes balls.
Two pair. Kings and deuces.
Kings and eights the winner.
She did play well.
Must be tough
playing in the shadow of your father.
Little coffeehousing for distraction?
No, you wouldn't be bothered
by anything Iike that. I mean...
...you wouldn't have gotten this far
if you couldn't stand on your own two feet.
You're not trying
to steal the blinds, are you?
How much does he have?
Jesus, old man,
when you gonna Iearn to count, huh?
It's 20 a stack. See? 20 a stack.
Fifty-one hundred, sir.
Pair of eights.
Tens to eights.
Tens to eights still stand.
Pair of tens are still tall. Last card--
The tens stand up. Mr. Cheever wins
a seat in the World Series.
Sorry I won't be seeing you
at the big dance.
Hey, wait a minute,
there's only two burn cards.
Mr. Cheever. Mr. Cheever.
-I'm afraid we've had a misdeal.
-What do you mean you've had a misdeal?
No card was burned, the dealer neglected
to burn a card before the river.
That's not my problem.
A card Iaid's a card played.
I'm sorry, but house rules require a card
to be burned before any cards are turned.
And in the event of this situation the card
is put back, it's used as a burn card...
...and then a new river is dealt.
Take back the six.
Deal the river.
-Yeah! Yeah, baby!
-A set. Three eights the winner.
Guess you won't be needing
to press your dress quite yet, Cinderella.
I heard about the misdeal.
Boy, talk about a bad beat, huh?
Okay, so you put up the 1 0,
we split anything I win fifty-fifty.
-What happened to sixty-forty?
Went away when your tens
went down to a set of eights.
I need an extra 1 200.
It's that or no deal.
-You took the bet.
-It's Iike stealing money.
Look at him. Checking up on me.
He's still hoping I'm gonna sneak out.
He's having a party now,
three days into it.
In a week, you'II be begging to get
out of here. You play any golf Iately?
-Four handicap and he says "a Iittle."
-Six from the black tees.
I'II tell you what. I'II bet you that you can't run five miles...
...shoot 1 8 holes of golf, 78 or under,
in three hours or Iess.
Oh, yeah. Put it right here, boss.
Paulie's right outside that door, just in case
you're thinking of trying anything.
Think about that bet, Huck.
I'm truly sorry, Billie.
I want you to give me another chance.
Why should I?
You know what you said before
about everybody trying not to be Ionely?
I feel Iike we have a chance
at something special here.
And if you cut it off now,
we'II never know.
Why don't you just come have breakfast
with me, see how it goes?
-Don't you ever sleep?
-I don't need much sleep.
So you play poker instead.
Why do you Iike it so much?
Is it the money?
The money's just a way of keeping score.
Poker is competition in the purest sense.
Doesn't matter who you are,
or what you are...
...everybody's equal at the table.
But you can't have sympathy and win.
In order for you to win,
someone else has to Iose.
It seems so cruel.
So you just gamble all the time?
I never bet on sports,
never play against the house...
...and I only bet on my skills
against the skills of other people.
That sounds Iike an alcoholic saying,
"I only drink tequila."
What about Festus,
or whatever his name is...
...jumping across the floor?
You bet on that.
The chair thing's an old gag,
and I did it for you...
...because I thought
you'd think it was funny.
I thought you might be here.
I hear Roy Durucher's backing you.
You know I'd have backed you
if you'd asked me.
If I'd asked.
Excuse me. Yes, it is available.
This is the second time I've seen you
with her. Must be some kind of record.
-She thinks I'm compulsive.
If I am,
I'm not hurting anyone but myself.
It was good when I figured out how to play
poker and have a Iife too. I recommend it.
The Grecian Formula's in aisle three.
Or did you come for the waffles?
Not a bad idea.
Well, good to see
there's something of the old town Ieft.
Now, humor me a minute.
How would you have played this?
Okay, here's how it went.
Seat three, he bets. Seat four, he raises.
Seats five and six fold.
Seat seven calls. Seat eight folds.
Seat one raises over the top.
Seats two and three fold.
Seats four and seven call.
Only three players Ieft to see the flop.
You're seat four. The raise and the call.
You're sitting on something.
The flop comes. King of spades,
four of clubs, jack of hearts.
Hand one checks. I bet.
Hand seven folds.
Sandbag. Probably two pair
or three of a kind.
Most Iikely. To be certain,
I make a small raise and he--
-Why do you say that?
-He reads you for pocket aces.
Wants to drag you along, get another bet in
before he puts the hammer down.
Risky. I might improve.
Well, if he's two pair, he's 74 percent
favorite. Three of a kind makes him 90.
Two of us Ieft. On the turn, six of clubs.
No help. I check.
Okay, on the river
what should show up?
Makes me the man and a half,
So I bet. He says:
"I don't think you had aces going in.
I think you got stubborn with a bully ace.
I think my hand is still tall."
And he raises. Big.
Something doesn't feel right. Like...
...I'm about to walk into Hydra
with his nine heads, so I just....
I call and I turn over my pocket aces.
And he rolls over....
Two clubs. One of them a king.
You got it.
A club flush. On the come-all-along.
That was a $267,000 Iesson.
I should have gotten away from it.
I had such a hard-on for my aces,
I never Iooked beyond the obvious. So....
What's the worst thing can happen
to a poker player?
Lose his nerve.
than anybody else at the big tables.
They have different styles.
Different ways of doing things...
...but everybody knows how to play.
The key to winning
is watching and understanding.
There's things I don't see anymore.
A blind spot.
It's just a hand.
Could have happened to anybody.
You saw it.
Okay. Guts. Head to head.
A nickel a pop.
-Why not a dime?
Two thousand dollar burn.
-I'm with you.
Beat you, slick.
Pair of tens.
-You needed to.
-Caught the cowboy, kings and tens.
Caught the bullet and his Iittle friend,
aces and threes.
You might want to think about quitting,
because I've got the best of it.
-Re-ante. Four thousand dollar burn.
-I don't wanna clean you out.
You playing or not?
You're not gonna be happy
till you have nothing Ieft.
Call. Jack, four.
I'm weak, but not quite that weak.
This was your stake for the big one.
I don't want it.
Pick it up.
Pick it up!
I could have played it safe.
That's not who I am.
You got it backwards, kid.
You play cards the way
you should Iead your Iife...
...and Iead your Iife
the way you should play cards.
Maybe everybody has a blind spot.
Maybe everybody has to Iearn
from their mistakes.
I sure Iearned from mine.
You've come a Iong way since pennies,
nickels and dimes on the kitchen table.
Excuse me a minute.
Boys will be boys.
Fathers will be fathers.
I tried to give it back to him.
You could Ieave it on the table.
Then the waitress
would get a $1 0,000 tip.
Well, if he's gonna take anything from me,
he's gonna have to win it, all right?
And that's not Iikely to happen.
Maybe giving and receiving are
more complicated than winning and Iosing.
Good day, Miss Offer.
Right. Right. Right. Okay, Eddie.
He'II go for it. He'II go for the ten.
Want to come along? As moral support?
Sure. I'm getting an education
on what it's Iike not to be compulsive.
Just so we're straight.
You have to run five miles...
...shoot 1 8 holes of golf, 78 strokes
or under, in Iess than three hours.
And the ball has to be in the cup
before time expires...
...for $1 0,000. Bet?
She holds the stopwatch.
She holds it where I can see it. Bet?
Nineteen seconds, 20, 21, 22--
Billie. Every couple of minutes
will do it just fine.
You've gone three miles.
There it is! Thirty-nine minutes,
-Pop the trunk!
-Pop the trunk, pop the trunk.
Hit a duck and it's two strokes.
AII right, you get the golf cart.
We'II meet you on the green.
Forty minutes, 1 0 seconds.
-How many shots?
-Four. Damn it.
Here. Move over, I'II drive.
Forty-six minutes and 50 seconds.
-Hey. What? Who is this?
Two hours and 1 3 minutes,
and you're two shots ahead.
You're in the rough, Huckster!
This is the Iast hole, Huckey-baby.
You only have seven minutes
and 45 seconds.
You bogey this, you're toast.
Only three more.
Wow! They should have
put some hazards on this hole.
-AII right, all right!
Two hours, 57 minutes and 40 seconds.
You shank this, it's all over.
-Get in the hole.
-Stay out of the hole.
Go ball, go.
Yes, baby. Legs, Legs, Legs!
Good boy. Good boy.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
It's not an impossible putt.
I think Jack Nicklaus made it once.
Two hours, 59 minutes, and 46 seconds.
-Your dick's beginning to sweat.
-Forty-nine, 50, 51, 52...
Your arms are heavy.
-...Fifty-three, 54, 55...
...fifty-six, 57, 58.
Three hours and two seconds.
Yes! Yes! I win! I win!
I win. I win.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Three hours and two seconds.
Two seconds, baby! Yeah!
-Hey, where you going?
-I'II catch up with you.
Where's my money?
Come back here.
How come you couldn't have
helped me out a Iittle?
Helped you out?
Yeah, just a couple of seconds.
You mean, cheated?
Is that what you mean by moral support?
I'm stuck 20,and I still got no entry fee.
I don't Iie, cheat,
or steal for anything or anyone.
AII you had to do
was give me a Iittle edge.
Call it what you Iike, it's cheating.
It was two seconds!
Anybody would have done that.
Well, I don't believe that.
It's the way it is.
You always have the hard answers,
How do you Iive with yourself?
-You mean the easy answers, Billie.
-No, I mean the hard ones.
I don't wanna see you anymore.
Just stop this thing.
Billie, what are you doing?
Making a good fold.
-Dude, what happened to your furniture?
-Who are you?
Mr. Durucher was upset to hear you Iost
his ten grand to Ready Eddie.
Tell Mr. Durucher
he's got nothing to worry about.
We'II get a seat in the big show.
Shame there's no water.
You got 24 hours
to return Mr. Durucher his money...
...or get a seat in the tournament.
What happened to you?
Is Billie here?
Do you believe in karma?
Is this a trick question?
Everyone over gets what they deserve.
Come on, Suzanne.
Give me a Iittle more than that.
I'm sorry, Suzanne, about everything.
Her seeing me wasn't her fault.
It was mine.
I know you, and I know Billie.
What are you doing here?
This isn't your style, going out on a Iimb.
Some people think
I spend my whole Iife out on a Iimb.
Maybe at the poker table.
But in real Iife you play it pretty tight.
More power to Billie.
She got through to you.
She went back to Bakersfield
for a couple days.
So this thing,
safe to assume it's about money?
I got a day to clear it up.
Oh, what's that old poker saying
about a chip and a chair?
If anyone could turn
nothing into something, it's you, Huck.
Trouble is, you always throw it away.
-I can almost predict these cards.
I have something you said you valued.
Buck and a half, just Iike the pawn shop.
Five. Fair's fair.
I got a seat in the tournament.
You came all the way out here
to tell me that?
You're the only one I wanted to tell.
You were right not to cheat.
You've been right about a Iot.
...my telling people
what they wanna hear.
Ever since I was a kid, I've always
been able to talk my way out of things.
But when I told you we had a chance
at something special, I meant it.
I just wanted you to know that.
We will high-card for the button
on table number 58.
That's my ace.
The button starts on seat number five.
-The button starts here, boys.
-AII right, dealers.
Put the button at seat number five.
Dealers, make sure you're
Make sure everybody's
at the correct table and seat.
Two minutes till we start
the World Series main event.
Here at the featured table,
the hole card cam...
...is being used for the first time
at the World Series...
...even though no one will see
what the camera sees...
...until the tournament is broadcast...
...the camera's getting mixed reviews.
Two-time world champion L.C. Cheever,
your thoughts on the hole card cam.
I made a good Iiving for a Iong time
because people don't know how I play.
I'd rather keep it that way.
There you have it. Like it or not...
...poker as a spectator sport
is about to undergo an enormous change.
Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome to the World Series of Poker.
Dealers, shuffle up and deal.
Let's get those cards in the air.
Jack Binion 's father, Benny Binion,
started the World Series in 1 970.
Today, there are over 800 players.
Five days from now,
the winner will receive 2.5 million dollars...
... the richest individual prize in sports.
We're down to 320 players.
We' re halfway through day number two.
Ladies and gentlemen,
Doyle Brunson has just been eliminated.
Sam. You're out?
This guy over there, he never played
a Iive tournament in his Iife.
And he beat me. I don't know
if this makes me feel better or worse.
So, I hear Huck's doing really well
in the tournament.
We're breaking another table.
Only 1 35 players remain.
Dealers, please check all
incoming players' seat cards.
Look who's here.
I managed to get my dress pressed,
Do I really Iike these cards...
...or is it just the irresistible Iure
of sending you home?
-How much to call?
-It's about 1 50.
I mean, do you need an exact count?
Ace, king high.
Pair of fives, the winner.
Michelle has aces and jacks,
two pair, and wins the pot.
It's three a.m. We'II stay until
we eliminate one more player.
Then the final table will be set.
The action is to Huck Cheever.
And Huck raises it to 40,000.
And Frank folds.
Jason re-raises to 1 00,000.
And L.C. folds. Chico folds.
The action is to Karim Kasai.
-Karim Kasai is all-in.
Josh is out.
The action's to Huck Cheever.
And the action's back to Jason Keyes.
-He's asked for a count.
I'm somewhat surprised
at the play of Huck Cheever.
He has the reputation of being a blaster.
He's playing very patiently here.
-Fifty-two to call.
-Fifty-two thousand more.
-And he's called.
Action's complete. Let's see them.
Karim Kasai has Ace, Queen.
Jason Keyes, two kings.
Two kings versus ace, queen.
And the flop...
-...is a three and two queens.
Karim Kasai has made trip Queens.
Beautiful! You Iike?
The women, they Iove me.
The turn card coming up is a jack.
Karim Kasai Iooking to double up.
One card Ieft, and here it is.
Is a king.
A Full House for Jason
and Karim Kasai has been eliminated.
That's it. We've reached our final table.
See you in the morning.
-Now Iet's get some sleep.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome.
We have reached the final table of the
World Series of Poker main event.
That's tournament director, Gil Edwards...
...about to introduce the players
at the final table.
And the players are, in seat number
one, from Toronto, Canada...
...680,000 in chips, Mr. Josh Cohen.
In seat number two, from Tucson, Arizona,
551,000 in chips, Jason Keyes.
Jason Keyes, the amateur
internet player from Tucson, Arizona...
...playing in his first Iive tournament.
In seat number three, 664,000 in chips,
from Detroit, Michigan, Frank Belando.
The retired owner of a tire dealership is
Iiving his Iife's dream.
In seat number four, from Las Vegas,
Nevada, 790,000 in chips, Huck Cheever.
In seat five, from Houston, Texas,
he's a former world champion...
...420,000 in chips, Chico Banh.
In seat number six, also from Las Vegas,
1,344,000, Michelle Carson.
Michelle Carson, the second woman player
in 33 years to make it to the final table.
In seat number seven,
with 753,000 in chips...
...from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania,
In seat number nine,
from Monterey Park, California...
...1,072,000 in chips, David Chen.
And our chip Ieader, in seat number eight...
...most recently from the south of France,
two-time world champion...
...2,1 1 6,000, L.C. Cheever.
L.C. and Huck Cheever.
The first time ever a father and son
have competed against each other...
...at the final table of the World Series.
The blinds are eight and 1 6,000...
...the button will start in
seat four with Huck Cheever.
Good Iuck, players.
Shuffle up and deal.
The action will start with
L.C. raises to 50,000.
Josh is out. Jason folds. Frank folds.
Huck re-raises to 250,000.
The action is back to L.C. Cheever.
You trying to steamroll us, kid?
Another 200,000, you can find out.
I know you're reckless, Huckleberry...
...but I also know you don't wanna
be the first to go out.
L.C. folds, and Huck Cheever
wins the first pot.
The action is still early here
at the final table...
...but Huck Cheever remains consistent.
He's the only player refusing to show
his cards to the hole card camera.
Even Chico Banh and L.C. Cheever, two
former world champions, have acquiesced.
And the river is a five.
Chico Banh wins the pot.
Josh Cohen is our ninth place finisher.
David bets 250,000.
And the river is a jack.
Huck Cheever wins the pot.
David Chen finishes in eighth place.
Michelle Carson is all-in.
Frank Belando finishes in seventh place.
-Nice playing with you.
-Here, you take this.
How much does he have Ieft?
Ralph re-raises to 400,000.
The action's back to Chico Banh.
Chico's all-in with two eights.
Ralph Kaczynski has ace, king.
Two eights versus ace, king.
And the flop.
FIop is a king, a seven and a deuce.
Two kings for Ralph Kaczynski.
Two eights for Chico Banh.
Unless the Spanish-speaking Vietnamese
catches another eight...
...it's hasta Ia vista for Chico Banh.
And the turn.
It's a three.
Only an eight will save Chico Banh.
And the river...
...is a jack.
Chico Banh, our sixth place finisher.
Takes home $200,000.
Good Iuck, Huck.
And the flop.
Queen, nine, six.
L.C. bets 200,000.
The turn card is a deuce of clubs.
You have to assume they
both have flushes.
The question is who has
the highest club in the hole.
Michelle bets 400,000.
And the river...
...is an eight of clubs.
-Michelle Carson is all-in.
Michelle has a king of clubs
for a king high flush.
But not nice enough.
-A straight flush.
L.C. Cheever has eliminated
Michelle Carson with a straight flush.
The Iast straight flush at the final table
in the World Series of Poker...
...was 1 994.
There were none before that.
Go get him.
And Michelle Carson,
our fifth place finisher, wins $320,000.
Yeah. It's usually not the big hands
that do it, though.
Twenty-eight years ago I was head to head
with Doyle Brunson at the final table.
He caught a 1 0 on the river for three 1 0s,
and he won the tournament.
It was his time.
Two years Iater, I knocked Bobby Baldwin
out with a pair of jacks.
It was my time.
This could be my Iast chance
to win this thing again.
Tournament's too big.
Luck's too much of a factor now.
Why do you even care?
You got nothing to prove.
You've already won it twice.
If I could win a third time,
I'd be in the book.
On the first page.
Well, one way or the other...
...we're making a kind of history here.
You and me at the final table.
Yeah, that's one way to Iook at it.
How do you Iook at it?
You can call it what you Iike.
What goes around, comes around.
That's a Iong time ago, Huckleberry.
Your mother forgave me.
Why can't you?
What makes you think
she ever forgave you?
She told me so when she gave
me back her ring.
You stole the ring.
That's right, I did.
Hocked it. Redeemed it.
Gave it back to her.
She never wore it again.
Before she died, she gave it back to me.
I kept the ring because your mother's
forgiveness meant a Iot to me.
Well, then, why did you gamble with it?
I won it from you, remember?
Because she's your mother.
-Here you go.
He's the man.
Huck raises to 90,000.
Ralph re-raises to 300,000.
Having fun, Ralph?
Huck folds, and Ralph wins the pot.
Jason raises to 1 00,000.
And Ralph calls.
Three players in the pot.
And the flop.
Jack, four, three. AII different suits.
Ralph bets 350,000.
And Huck calls.
This pot is now over one million dollars.
And the turn...
...is the king of hearts.
I'm all-in. Nine-fifty.
Ralph Kaczynski's all-in for 950,000.
Ralph Kaczynski can't be feeling
too good about this.
In fact, he probably feels a Iittle Iike
a bear who's walked into a trap.
Ralph Kaczynski has
kings and jacks, two pair.
Huck has a set of threes.
Kaczynski needs a king or a jack.
Anything else, and Huck Cheever
has knocked him out of this tournament.
And the river.
And the river is a queen.
And Huck Cheever has won the pot.
Ralph Kaczynski wins 440,000,
with his fourth place finish.
We're down to our final three.
Yeah, that was smooth play, man.
Huck is first act on the button.
Huck calls 40,000.
L.C. raises to 1 00,000.
-I'II just call.
What do you mean, "just call"?
Take it any way you want.
It's just a call.
And the flop.
The flop is seven, five, deuce, rainbow.
Let's play for three.
L.C. makes it 300,000.
Your three, and three more.
Huck raises to 600,000.
Interesting raise, Huckleberry.
Turn is a deuce of spades.
Another five to go.
L.C. bets 500,000.
The pot is now two million dollars.
Now you smooth call.
The book says:
"If you're holding the bullets now would
be the time to go over the top."
River's the eight of hearts.
So, here we are.
Here we are.
How much do you have?
I think I have you, Huckleberry.
L.C Cheever is all-in.
And he'II double up, or be out.
L.C. has two kings.
Kings, nice hand.
L.C. Cheever wins the pot.
Nice playing, Huck.
Huck Cheever, is our third place bencher,
winning 650,000 dollars.
This is it, we're down to the final
two players for the world championship...
...L.C. Cheever and our chip Ieader,
Make way for
the two point five million in cash.
Huck. I put you on queens, right.
Huck, could we have
a couple of words with you?
Knocked out by your own father.
Kind of cold-blooded, huh?
L.C. re-raises to 620,000.
Jason raises one more....
Well, somebody who understands
the game very well once said:
"Poker's cruel. You can't
have sympathy and win."
L.C. Cheever is all-in.
The action is for Jason Keyes.
This could be it.
-Jason Keyes, calls.
L.C. has ace, king.
Jason Keyes has ace,
queen of diamonds.
Jason Keyes needs a queen,
and the river.
It's a queen.
Jason Keyes is a world
champion of poker.
And L.C. Cheever, our runner-up,
wins 1.3 million dollars.
You had the bullets, didn't you?
Your kings were good.
No. You gave it to me. Why?
Let's just say I thought it was your time.
Well, you were wrong about that.
So, where to now? Back to France?
Tunica. Then Atlantic City.
They're flying a couple of us old-timers
down, comping the entrance fees.
The game is being marketed now.
They need celebrity gamblers.
Like everything else, they wanna pretend
it's the way it used to be.
Right now. You and me. Head to head.
Come on. Like the old days.
Do us both good.
CIear the air.
As far as I'm concerned, the air is clear.
Then you'II play better.
Cut for deal.
Angelina, we need
some change over here.
Got you! Pennies, nickels and dimes.
Can we talk?
Outside. I need some fresh air.
So, how did the tournament go?
-Win some, Iose some.
-Easy come, easy go?
Yeah, same old story.
And the money's just
a way of keeping score.
Except for my Ieft pocket winnings.
The important money.
Four dollars and 37 cents.
Pennies, nickels and dimes.
Like on the kitchen table.
You got it.
You Iet your father win
in the tournament, didn't you?
You were there.
Am I that easy to read?
When you know the tells.
Guess what, buddy?
You just Iost 20,000 dollars.
Thirty days. It's a month. You Iose.
Hate to tell you this,
there's 31 days in May.
Well, how many days in August?
Thirty, I think.
-Double or nothing says there's 31.