He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not Script - Dialogue Transcript

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He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not Script





One rose for the little lady



Please deliver it there



Sorry, we don't deliver

such small orders



It's to celebrate our meeting



to surprise him



Soon it's his birthday






Dr Le Garrec?



Dr L. Le Garrec




Angelique, is that a good likeness?



No. But as long as he's handsome



Isn't he?



Maybe, but draw the model



Start all over



See you all Wednesday

at the Museum



I have something to tell you



I have the results:

you won the Hanska scholarship



But now you have to obey the rules



You must deliver    paintings

by September



It'll take you all summer



The school will fund your trip

and a studio



Start whenever you want



Your dad would be pleased



You're late...



I got it. I was accepted






How come you're here?



My mom's away

Heloise is minding me



As usual



Miss, please



So you'll be famous?



At least people will see my work



Such service! It's a delight!



You're right



Who's he?



A new guy. He's come   times



Will they date?



Tomorrow night



Can you mind me?



Let's go buy those sneakers!



Sleeping here tonight?



No, I'm seeing Loic




We may lose you for good



See you tomorrow!



It's a very rare plant



Grows in the desert

A wedding gift,   years ago



It only survives here



in this glass case

at constant temperature



I'll be very careful



Taking it with us, would kill it



I'm so glad you're minding our house



You know it well

and I trust you



I should thank you



Won't you be lonely here?

No, don't worry






I hope you enjoy Washington



Anyway, it's only for a year



I'll take care of everything!



I'm interning in Rouen

And you?



Staying here



Dr. Hebert's taking me in Neurology



Excuse me



Hi, gorgeous



Is your cardiologist here?



Over there, talking shop



He's foolish

to leave you unattended



It's tricky here

They all know his wife



His wife?

So he's married, too? Great!



She's a lawyer

But he's going to leave her



I just have to be patient



Excuse me a sec



See you later







Here, some champagne



No, I'm off too. Some other time



A surprise for him?



Know the time?



It's  AM



The contours are perfectly smooth...



Doctor's office, hello



Hi, I'm Dr Le Garrec's friend



Did he get my painting?

Yes, of course



It's in his office. It's beautiful



He's in consultation. Should he call?



No, I'll see him tonight

for his birthday



A big hug from me

Fine, bye



How can you stand it?



It's not easy for him, either



Still no news from your mom?



She'll come back. She always does



Look what I got



The Welfare Office

wants to take Lea from her



I may get custody

they're checking me out



You'd better be squeaky clean



Excuse me a minute



I'll do it myself



What's going on?

It's Loic! Let's surprise him!






Who's that girl?



His wife!



Stop it! What are you doing?



Leaving him a message. He'll know



Don't let her keep us apart



But she's   months pregnant!



The baby is just to trap him

She flaunts her fat belly!



It's just to stop him

from leaving her!



Would a man leave his wife

and kid for a student?



We're not just an affair



We care for each other



You're not alone. There's the baby now



You can't understand

you play the field



Why don't you sleep here?



I don't know...

What if Loic stops by?



That's his tough luck

May make him think!



And you promised Lea...



As a kid

I lived in my dad's studio



It was a tiny old studio



and I wanted to have a pet



Dad said no: its hairs'd

get on his paintings



So I made myself a cat



with bits of string, wool and buttons



I used grains of rice for the claws



I called him "Mr Cat"



When I was sad, I stroked him



Others saw it as a collage



but to me it was "Mr Cat"



Seen Angelique?



She went off on your moped



She'll give it back at the bar






She's   hours late!

She'd better get a watch!



She'll come. She's working hard

for her show



I'm no patron of the arts!



Here she is! Don't tell me...



Sorry, someone ran into me



I'll pay for the repairs



Let me see. Does it hurt?



What are you up to?



I see. And it's her right arm!



I need a new waitress!



Wait, Gerard!









That'll rest your elbow



What is it?




Is it Loic's?



I heard about his wife at school



A miscarriage at   months!



They couldn't save the baby



Loic and I are going to Florence



A dream trip: he just suggested it



Don't always believe him



What else can I believe in?






He'll do your next bandage

Tell him I used cleansing gel






It happened!




They fought. She left him



We'll be a week in Florence!

I've got the tickets!



We leave in   days

Mind watering the rose-bush?



What's all this?



I'm off. I've got so much to do!



Your attention, please:



last call for passengers to Florence

on Flight     









Angelique? It's Mrs Dubois-Rollin



Things OK at the house?



Everything's fine



No problem with that leak?



We had it fixed before leaving...



She thinks he hasn't left her

that he's testing her



She stays home all day

waiting for him



And him?

Not a peep out of him






Please sit down



It's your first visit

So what's wrong?



Nothing with me



Then who?

A young girl



Who you used and dumped!

That ring a bell?



I love her. I won't let you

treat her that way!



I didn't dump her

I was fair to her



I warned her it couldn't last



Now leave



She didn't understand!

It's driving her nuts!



You're destroying her career!



Be gutsy, tell her personally!



I'm sorry she didn't understand



I have nothing to say to her



Get out. I have patients waiting



You're a creep!




You coward!



Going to Anthropology class?



Be right there



You OK?



Can I talk to you?



You're right, David

Now I have to forget him



But I need your help




I want to give him

a good-bye present



What I need is...



To do what?

Never you mind



I can't...

Trust me



That's impossible



I can't



OK... I'll find a way



I'm not sure it's a good idea



Don't worry



What happened here?



I still have to clean up



Wasn't there a table there?

I sold it



To buy a nice gift for Loic



You can't do that!



I'll buy it back. I just pawned it



You're nuts!



He's driving you nuts! Give that back!



I mustn't let him destroy me!



You told me that!



It's the last thing I'll do



Then I'll never

mention him again. I promise!



...there are       visitors every year



Our second feature is



about the Paris Hanska art gallery



and their coming exhibition

of young creators...



With this year's weather



harvests will be poor, and damages



still have to be assessed



A cardiologist accused

of assault and battery



It happened today

in Dr Le Garrec's office



A patient, Sonia Jasmin

filed a complaint



against the doctor

who allegedly assaulted her



Police will question

Dr Le Garrec today



Our reporter is on the spot



Doctor, how do you answer

these accusations?



Did you assault that patient?



Is your career over?



Please, doctor!



I won't yield! I'll get him

struck off the medical register!



I can do it, I'm very influential



I'll see he never practices again!



You bitch!



Radio Bordeaux,  AM

Today will be sunny all over!



Lea, stop that! Drink your cocoa!



I can't wake him

He was sick yesterday, too



More on Dr Le Garrec



Sonia Jasmin

who filed suit against him



was found dead at her home



She had a serious heart illness



had a heart attack



probably after a scuffle...



Wait for me here, Lea



It took place only hours

after her fight with the doctor



Police are investigating...



What happened to you?

Nothing, I fell



What happened in here?



Look at the plants!



Did you do that?



Go on



Open up



I'm Lt. Joffrey. My deputy, Sgt Thivel



May we question you?



Of course



Some coffee?

No, thanks



What happened to your cheek?

I fell



I slipped on the stairs



Do you know Dr Le Garrec?



One of his patients was found dead



Yes, I heard. How awful



Where were you from   to    PM?



I was here all evening. With Heloise



We tidied up the place



And we're still not through!



Was the doctor at home last night?



I think so



He called me around    PM. Right?



Did he act strangely?



If you remember anything...



Call us




Be careful on the stairs



Did you do it?




You went to her place

and killed her?



No, it was Loic



He asked you to do it?



No, I did



I wanted her to drop the charges



We fought, she fell...



It'll be OK, I fixed things



I stole things

so it'll seem a robbery



You've gone nuts!

Let's go to the cops



I can't let you go on



OK, let's go together



You tell on me, I'll tell

how much you steal at the bar



Too bad, if you lose your job



And Lea will enjoy living

in a foster home



She's a sweet girl



You wouldn't do that to Lea!



Yes, no one will take

Loic away from me!



Not you, or Lea. No one!



He doesn't even love you!



Where were you last night?



This way, Le Garrec!



Lt, I'm his lawyer!



Let me talk to him



Say nothing until I get there!






I love you!



One rose for the little lady!



Miss Jasmin



It's for you



"My heart is yours forever"



Who's spoiling you?



My wife






What's wrong today?

My heartbeat!



It's up again. I can't sleep



It hurts there...



You came last week

and the week before...



Your heartbeat's fine

It's your bad heart muscle



Take your pills, and rest

lt'll go away



What are you doing?

Examine me. It's comforting



Don't remove it...



Too late



How sweet of you, thanks



I'll put it in a vase



"My heart is yours forever"



And your convention party?

You won't come?



No, I'll go to bed

with a glass of milk, like a grandma



I love grandmas



Didn't you know?



I'll miss you both



...lt got to be heavy!

After the operation



she sent him her appendix in a jar

As a memento!



Something similar happened

to a friend of mine last year



Have we met?



I'm at the Dubois-Rollins' place



I'm house-sitting for them

while they're in the US



Right, yes...



Aren't you lonely in that big house?



Come have a drink some day



Not just yet: my wife's pregnant



But I'll tell you

as soon as it's convenient



I'm off. Rachel's alone

She's asleep by now!



I could drop you home



OK? You forgot nothing?



I don't think so



You asked Julien?

About what?



Being the baby's godfather



Not yet



Fine, I also thought of Helene



Good idea. Will you ask her today?



Let's go play



No, Arthur, leave us alone



Come on

Arthur, I had an idea



Here, catch this



Let's go home




We've played enough



Answer, when I call you!



You said we'd ride some more



Mr. Warnier... No, Mr Beukelear phoned:

he'll stop by today



Call the hospital

about Mrs Thibault's operation



Mr Meillor has found his EDG



His ECG!



He wants to postpone until next week



What's that?



A birthday gift from your friend



She called to see if you'd got it



I put it up: it's lovely



What friend? I don't get it



Your friend. That's all she said



She'll see you tonight



I don't get it

Did she leave a number?



She seems to know you well



I told you to always

get people's numbers!



I thought that...

Stop thinking!



No signature, no fingerprints






You look handsome



I got another message



Thanks for the gift you gave me



I breathe you, I feel you



I hold you tight



I wear it as a memento



of the day you declared your love



This is getting heavy!



I haven't told Rachel

Not while she's pregnant



And your slip-up

just before the wedding!



OK, I was drunk

it was a one-night stand



You're right, sorry



Don't tell her. And we know nothing



I'd better get home, or else



Helene will imagine things



See you tomorrow



Happy birthday!



My love...



I booked at "Peppino's"



Be right there...



Who's that from?



A patient, to thank me!



What are you doing?



I want it at home

In our living room?



I want to enjoy it, too!




Come on



I came because I have chest pains



It feels like someone's



sticking a needle into my heart

It hurts all the way up



to my jaws and skull



My heart races, it ends up

like a runaway train



I start to choke, I can't breathe



I can't hear my heart in my sleep

I wake up in a panic



I was close by



I wanted to thank you for what you did



It's still my racing heartbeat



I can't sleep

I'm at my wit's end



I badly need a pill!



I felt that my pressure was up!



You should examine me

don't you agree?



They're all gone. I'm off



You OK, doctor?



Good night, Anita



Sorry, I had a file to complete



Listen to your messages






There are   !



You have    messages. Message  



Is this a gag?



Maybe it's your patient

What patient?



The grateful one



She must love you a lot



What do you mean?



Happy birthday, my love



What's that?

I'd like to know, too



I'll explain: this painting

came without a word, nothing...



So what's this? Nothing?



Wait, Rachel...



Listen, recently

I've been getting gifts



Messages, all kinds of things



They may be from a patient

I'm not sure



Why didn't you tell me?

Not to upset you



The baby's enough worry



If there's another woman...



There's no one



Rachel, you've got to trust me!



I'll try. But it's hard



I waited until morning

I wish you'd been there



I feel so close, yet so far



I have no one, only you



I know she's come between us

she clings to you



Be strong, my love



don't let her keep us apart



We're ready, doctor



You forgot this






Can I talk to you?






You OK?



I have to see a client now



I've listed the people around me



Patients, doctors, nurses

Could be anyone



Sorry, I'm in a rush



How can I convince you?



Do you really want it?




The baby



Rachel, we have to go






I've been here since  AM waiting!



That's enough, I want to see the doctor!



You can't treat us this way!



What is it?



I had an early appointment!

It's noon!



But we don't see patients Wednesdays!






Anita, you know

I'm at the hospital Wednesdays



Isn't it Thursday?



Forgive us, Mrs Andree



Everything OK?



Forgive me



It can't go on

You mix up everything:



the files, dates, patients



People wait and complain. I'm sorry



my partners agree:

it can't go on



Yes, but I'm new to this...



I promise, I'll...

You always promise!



In   months, you haven't improved



Please, doctor



Give me a chance



I promise...



You goof once more



and you're out!




No, please



We're through



Did you fire her?



She promised

As usual...



You OK?



I'm OK



Tired, but OK



You seem quite stressed, distant



I knew it. You're all knotted up



You need a massage



I gotta go. Rachel'll worry



Something wrong?

No, I'm fine



You took them?

I just want a glass of milk



You're crazy

You're becoming paranoid!



Did he offer to massage you?



Loic, he's a physical therapist!



It'd do you good



What's more



he's right

You're really weird these days



Thanks for the brochure in my mailbox



I put nothing in a mailbox!



Florence and Italy, are my dream!



I'll leave with you any time

This girl is yours!



"This girl is yours"

Can't be Jean-Louis



It's weird



as if the person thought

I'd send messages






Are you in pain?



Rachel's hurt!

I'm off to the hospital!



Wait, Loic!



My wife?

I took care of her. She's fine



She was knocked over by a moped



The driver fell off and fled



And the baby?



The shock was terrible



She's had a miscarriage

I'm sorry



No, not that...



Julien... the baby...



I'll spend the morning here



Go out, darling



You've stayed in for   days



Let's have coffee at "Peppino's"



I don't feel like it



Helene'll stop by this afternoon



See you later



My love, I dream of this trip



you suggested. Come join me



Stop lying to me!

This key has your name on it!



I can't explain it...

So keep it!



I don't know

where the key came from!



Or about a trip!



That girl is crazy

She wants to destroy us



I need peace and quiet

I don't know anymore



I do know! We have to stick together



I don't know...



Anyone in?



Sorry, I'm wiped out



I'll take her on a trip



That's not a good idea



Let her breathe

Helene's taking good care of her



For you

Get rid of it



Get rid of them all!

I don't want those gifts!



How's her appetite?

Fine, don't worry



Now what?

The hospital, it's urgent



Wait, I'll check



Did you send them

Varnier's file?



Of course!



They had to postpone

his operation today!



I'm sure I put it in...



There's the file!



I was sure I put it in there!



I put all the hospital files in there!



You're fired, Anita! Fired!






He just lost his ticket!



The office is closed Wednesday mornings



If you have any questions



please ask

Thank you, doctor






Come in



It's your first visit

So what's wrong?



Nothing with me



Then who?

A young girl



Who you used and dumped!

That ring a bell?



I love her. I won't let you

treat her that way!



She didn't understand!

It's driving her nuts!



You're destroying her career!



Be gutsy, tell her personally!



I'm sorry she didn't understand



I have nothing to say to her



Now leave

I have patients waiting



You're a creep!







What's going on?



Nothing. He's Anita's boyfriend



It's for you, doctor



You know, you're due at the hospital

Wednesday at    AM



Mr Barto's stress test

is Friday, not Thursday



He was busy Thursday morning



Mr Timbault phoned

about his cyclosporine doses...



What's this?



Get rid of it!



You OK, doctor?



What do you want, you nutcase?



You like it? You gotta have it!



What are these gifts?

You want to destroy me?



You want to drive me nuts?



With your messages and all that!



Let go of me!

Stop it, Loic!



Leave me alone!



Calm down

You're sick!



Calm down

You'll hear from me!



A cardiologist

accused of assault and battery



It happened today

in Dr Le Garrec's office



A patient, Sonia Jasmin

filed a complaint



Police will question Dr Le Garrec today



Our reporter is on the spot



What do you have to say?



Did you assault that patient?



Is your career over?



Please, doctor!



You wish another appointment?



Fine, sir



What time were you due?



That's right



You wish to change it?



Very well. Good-bye, sir



Lt. Bigord. You're under arrest



Here he is! Can we have a statement?



This way, doctor!



I'm his lawyer! Let me talk to him!



Make it fast!



I'll be right there. Don't say a thing!



I love you



You slapped her

and she said she'd take action



Then she filed a complaint

phoned the press



You went to see her, you fought



and she had a heart attack



Stop alleging!

You have no proof!



Once more...



You went home at  PM...



I went to my home at  PM



and I spent the night there







I was with him



The whole night



Aren't you separated?



We're reconciled



If you commit perjury...



I spent the night in our home

with my husband



May I talk to you?



We asked his neighbor



She saw nothing odd

No one saw him go out



Why did you do it?



You're a lot of things

but not a murderer



This is completely nuts



And a burglary, on top of it!



Sorry, but in a way

I'm glad she's dead



That woman was insane



She almost drove us apart



I'm a doctor. What's wrong?



Suicide, turned on the gas!



Put her down, she's not breathing



There's no pulse!



Get me some oxygen!



Put her on a drip!



She's breathing. We can move her



You know her well, doctor?



No, I just saw her around



He saved me



He revived me



He put his arms around my body



He put his mouth on mine



He snatched me from death



He regrets all that happened



We had many misunderstandings



but now I know, it's for good



Great... What can I say?



You'll be happy and have lots of kids?



Seen what he did to you?

He saved my life!



I'm going for a coffee



And Heloise?



She won't come



Let's go visit my folks



You need rest, fresh air






I'll get in fine shape for Loic



You can leave in   or   days



Have your folks been told?




I have no one



We all have someone... No?



She can come off the drip today



When you're better, come see me. Bye



See you soon



The room     file




You asshole!



Don't come in here!



Leave her alone!



I forbid you to see her!

It's all your fault...



Will you be alright?



I'm fine



She hasn't understood!

It's driving her nuts!



She can come off the drip today



Examine me, it's comforting



Have we met?



They've gone. I'll leave



See you soon



You'll hear from me!






I have no one



I feel so near, yet so far



I have no one, only you



Next week we do an ECG

or continue the treatment



Your wife's calling

Excuse me



Hi, darling



I've got the results. I'm pregnant



That's fabulous!



I love you!

I'll call you back



See you soon, I love you!



I'm going to be a dad!



See you Wednesday



It's for you



Where's the girl in room #   ?



She left this morning



She wasn't due out!



A medical student signed a release



He took her to the country



What are you doing?



I'm leaving



Where to?



Far away



Will you take me with you?



No. I'm taking you nowhere



I don't get it...



Our trip to Florence? Our song?



All that we planned...

We planned nothing



We've never been together

never will be



You dreamt it all



Now it's over



What happened?



Call an ambulance



After Prof. Bengali's

psychiatric examination



Angelique L. Was diagnosed as sick



unanswerable for her acts



The accused suffers

from intense erotomania



that developed in a standard pattern



after she met Dr Le Garrec

her neighbor



In view of her condition...



it was decided that Angelique L



should be confined to a psychiatric home



for an indeterminate period



Let go of me!



Let me out of here!



Doctor, come quick!



He's coming out of it



There's a world in my head

an unreal world



In it, Loic loves me and protects me



In it, he's always at my side



Now I know it doesn't exist



that it was an illusion

the fruit of my imagination



We all dream of a great love affair



I just dreamt a bit harder



I'm happy for you



You've worked hard all these years



We'll all miss you here



But I'm glad you're being released



If you keep taking your medication



you'll be fine



I wish you good luck



"Though my love is insane

my reason calms the pain in my heart



It tells me

to be patient and keep hoping..."



An erotomaniac confined

for over    years


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