It was eons before I discovered that "lauded" was a good thing.

Anyway, I'm more like that slack-assed buddy who doesn't return your phone calls, has owed you twenty bucks for the last 17 years and flirts with your wife when it comes to updating the site at times. For that I feel shame. Shame, I feel. But hey, it's actually 2013 now, and I'm a changed man. Besides, don't I get some slack since I've had this site up since 1995? Val Kilmer used to be Batman back then! And Mr. Showbiz left you high and dry, but your friend Drew, he sticks with you while simultaneously referring to himself in the third person!