Jesus' Son Script - Dialogue Transcript

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Jesus' Son Script


 

   

[ Groaning, Coughing ]



  

   

  

  

 



 

   

  

 

Whoa !



  

   

 



  

   

 



  

   

   



  

   

[ Child Chattering ]



  

   

  

  



  

   

 



  

   

[ Shrieking ]



  

   

 

  



  

   

 

 

 



  

   

 

 



  

   

 

 



  

   

   

  



  

   

[ Chattering ]

  

    



  

   

   

   



  

   

   

  



  

   

   



  

   

 



  

   

 

  



  

   

 

   



  

   

  

 



  

   

   



  

   

Who's this ?



  

   

Get out of my car, man



  

   

  

  



  

   

WWWhat do you do

in a situation like this ?



  

   

 



  

   

 



  

   

  



  

   

   

  



  

   

  

 



  

   

 



  

   

  

   



  

   

  



  

   

  

  



  

   

You should let him stay



  

   

[ Chuckles ]

Nope



  

   

 Is he really deaf?

 [ Snickering ]



  

   

[ Laughing ]



  

   

 



  

   

  



  

   

   



  

   

      

 



  

   

  



  

   

 



  

   

  



  

   

   

  



  

   

 

  



  

   

 

 



  

   

 

She likes you guys



  

   

  

Hey, you're a dancer



  

   

   



  

   

      

 



  

   

  



  

   

 



  

   

  



  

   

  

 



  

   

 

 



  

   

 

  



  

   

 



  

   

[ Laughing ]



  

   

[ Moaning ]



  

   

[ Laughing ]



  

   

Come here



  

   

[ Whispering ]

Come here It's all right

Come on



  

   

[ Moaning ]



  

   

 



  

   

[ Sighs ]

Would you get in the car ?



  

   

McInnes



  

   

Fuck Head



  

   

  

  



  

   

    

   

 



  

   

[ Whines ]

Hey, where's McInnes ?



  

   

How the hell should I know ?



  

   

   



  

   

What's wrong ?



  

   

Come on

[ Engine Starts ]



  

   

Let's go Go

Lose him



  

   

 Seeya

 Oh, shit



  

   

    



  

   

Hey, man, get off my car

 



  

   

Go ! Lose him ! Lose him !



  

   

Oh !



  

   

Ooh, ho, ho



  

   

Do you think

he's all right ?

Yeah



  

   

  

 



  

   

Don't worry about it

It's McInnes I'm worried about



   

   

 McInnes ?

 Yeah, he caught me

kissing Michelle



   

   

Which one was Michelle ?



   

   

On the day, He'll open all

our eyes clean with His light,



   

   

and we just want you

to be ready



   

   

If He wanted to end it,

He'd have ended it by now



   

   

Yeah, well, it is hard to know

what He's thinking sometimes



   

   

Yeah

But patience

is part of believing



   

   

  

 



   

   

Hey

Hey, can I keep this ?



   

   

Uh

 

  



   

   

This is the longest

that I've lived anywhere

   months



   

   

I don't have ajob

No kidding



   

   

[ Laughs ]

I smoke cigarettes



   

   

And you talk nonstop

No, I don't



   

   

No, usually I don't



   

   

Except when I'm nervous



   

   

Do I make you nervous ?

No, no



   

   

Yeah, maybe a little



   

   

I heard about I heard

about your boyfriend McInnes



   

   

I mean



   

   

I was there

I know



   

   

I heard you tried

to help him



   

   

that you were the only one



   

   

Is that true ?



   

   

He, he almost made it



   

   

What wereyou saying before,



   

   

to those Jehovah's Witness

guys ?



   

   

Oh

[ Clears Throat ]



   

   

Lookwhat they gave me

I was asking them if,

when we die,



   

   

if there's an ending

to everything we know



   

   

And if there is,

then why don't we just die now,

die to everything we know



   

   

And maybe living and dying

are the same thing



   

   

And maybe the fact

that we've turned them

into two different things



   

   

is whywe feel so lost



   

   

Man

[ Chuckles ]

Wow



   

   

I'm not planning on dying

anytime soon,



   

   

but ifI do,

I'm sure to come back

and tell you all about it



   

   

No, don't do that

Do us both a favor



   

   

Rest in peace



   

   

[ Chuckles ]



   

   

Can I kiss you now ?

No



   

   

It's all right

It sticks



   

   

Oh, I'm sorry



   

   

That's the, uh,

kitchen area



   

   

I'll show you



   

   

This is the bathroom



   

   

And Yeah

Don't look too close



   

   

WWWait, wait, wait,

wait, wait, wait, wait



   

   

Slow down, uh

Sure



   

   

Um, can we take a second ?

I just



   

   

Uh it seems kind offast



   

   

Well, I like it slow



   

   

Hi



   

   

Havey ou ever seen anyone

shoot up before ?



   

   

No



   

   

 

   



   

   

 

 



   

   

 



   

   

 

 



   

   

  

  



   

   

 



   

   

[ Grunts ]



   

   

Hey



   

   

 



   

   

McInnes is here ?



   

   

Maybe I'll come back later

 



   

   

You, you mean you killed him ?



   

   

I didn't mean to



   

   

Is he really dead ?



   

   

No, he's sitting down now

in the front room



   

   

 



   

   

Hi



   

   

So Dundun shot him, huh ?



   

   

Somebody shot somebody



   

   

Here



   

   

Ow I don't want it



   

   

Okay Uh, here then



   

   

 No, thank you

 Aren't you taking him

to the hospital or anything ?



   

   

 We started to

 How areyou doing ?



   

   

I can feel it

right here



   

   

It's just stuck

in the muscle



   

   

It's not bad

Oh !



   

   

 



   

   

The cap didn't explode right,

I think



   

   

Misfired

It misfired a little bit

Yeah



   

   

Well, how about

I take him to the hospital ?



   

   

I don't know



   

   

 [ Car Radio: Country]

Will you promise

not to tell them anything ?



   

   

 [ Car Radio: Country]

Will you promise

not to tell them anything ?



   

   

I don't think he hears you



   

   

[ Shouting ]

Tell them it was an accident,

okay ?



   

   

[ Weakly]

Okay



   

   

Promise ?



   

   

What do you say ?



   

   

Well, what do you mean,

what do I say ?



   

   

You think I'm here

because I know all about

this stuff ?



   

   

He's dead

All right !

I  he's dead



   

   

Want him out ofthe car ?

Damn right !

Throw him out ofthe car !



   

   

Doyou think



   

   

I'm glad he's dead

He's the one who started

everybody calling me Fuck Head



   

   

Don't let it get you down



   

   

What a lousy birthday



   

   

  



   

   

 

     

  



   

   

 

  



   

   

  



   

   

 



   

   

 

 



   

   

    

    



   

   

 



   

   

 



   

   

   

 



   

   

   



   

   

  



   

   

 



   

   

  

  



   

   

 



   

   

  

  



   

   

   



   

   

  

  



   

   

   



   

   

   



   

   

   



   

   

 



   

   

[ Heaving ]



   

   

[ Toilet Flushes ]



   

   

Christ, you've got

a beautiful ass



   

   

[ Both Laughing ]



   

   

I like this ride



   

   

How long have we been here ?



   

   

We've got some dope left too



   

   

I don't care

I don't care either



   

   

  

 



   

   

How do you think

that makes me feel ?



   

   

Huh ?



   

   

Hey, you kicked me out



   

   

She said I could cra

All right She said

I could crash there



   

   

 

 



   

   

   

     

  



   

   

 I wasn't going

to take advantage ofanyone

 Ow !



   

   

You can kiss my ass !

She and you and her

and everybody else !



   

   

Right ! Get out ! Get out !



   

   

Get out ! Get out !



   

   

Get out !

   



   

   

What



   

   

Maybe my jacket too ?



   

   

   



   

   

I need cab fare

We're broke



   

   

You're just gonna leave me

high and dry ?



   

   

God, you're so fucked !



   

   

Do you even understand

anything ?



   

   

No wonder everybody

calls you Fuck Head



   

   

Fuck Head ! Fuck Head !



   

   

You don't need

to call me that

Fuck Head



   

   

Fuck Head, Fuck Head, Fuck Head,

Fuck Head, Fuck Head

All right



   

   

Fuck Head, Fuck Head, Fuck Head,

Fuck Head, Fuck Head



   

   

Ow

Oh, no Oh, God

Come here You okay ?



   

   

 Hey, what's up, buddy ?

 Uh, she'sjust feeling

a little sick



   

   

Bullshit

You punched her in the gut



   

   

He did He did He did



   

   

Somebody's going to get hurt

over this



   

   

Hey !



   

   

Stop, you stupid,

dick sucking bitch !

 [ Car Radio: Rock & Roll ]



   

   

 

[ Shouting ]



   

   

  



   

   

 

Whoo !



   

   

Get the fuck back here !

That's my car !



   

   

 



   

   

  



   

   

 

 You



   

   

 

I'm fine



   

   

You're the one



   

   

What ?

Last time you were in here,

you stiffed me



   

   

 No, I didn't

 Yes, you did



   

   

You were with your friends

They're not my friends anymore



   

   

[ Laughs ]

You owe me eight bucks

plus a tip



   

   

 

 

    



   

   

 



   

   

 

 



   

   

   

    



   

   

  



   

   

  



   

   

Fuckin' Wayne



   

   

Oh, goddamn it



   

   

[ Slurping ]



   

   

Ahhh !



   

   

Whoa



   

   

 



   

   

Hey, how would you feel

about makin' some money ?



   

   

Oh, who knows ?



   

   

I was just going to, uh,

go in the corner over there

and nod out



   

   

[ Clears Throat ]

Well,



   

   

I've decided in my mind

that I'm gonna make some money



   

   

  



   

   

[ Laughing ]

So, what ?



   

   

I want you to come with me

What, you mean

you need a ride ?



   

   

I got the tools

I just need



   

   

your sorry ass car

to get around in



   

   

  



   

   

Are we doin' a, uh, ''burgar''

a burglary ?



   

   

 

  



   

   

Oh

This is a salvagejob



   

   

This house has a terrible

feeling about it



   

   

Don't do that



   

   

Why not ?

It's stupid That's why



   

   

Sell the copper for scrap



   

   

Oh !



   

   

Hey, how much money

do you think we can make

on this ?



   

   

Enough to go to bed

drunk tonight

[ Grunts ]



   

   

The pipes are dry



   

   

 



   

   

 



   

   

[ Grunts ]

 



   

   

 



   

   

    



   

   

    



   

   

 

    



   

   

   

 



   

   

    



   

   

   

 



   

   

    



   

   

 



   

   

 



   

   

 



   

   

[ Grunting ]

Hey



   

   

Who owned these houses,

do you think ?



   

   

This is my house



   

   

 

It is ?



   

   

It was



   

   

[ Gagging ]



   

   

 



   

   

All this work

is messin' with my high



   

   

Can't you find some easier way

to make a dollar ?



   

   

Move



   

   

 

  



   

   

That is one beautiful sight



   

   

Yep



   

   

That was my wife



   

   

[ Engine Starts ]



   

   

 



   

   

 



   

   

  

 



   

   

 

 



   

   

   

  



   

   

 

 



   

   

   

  

[ Humming ]



   

   

Who'd you rip off ?

No one We worked



   

   

[ Laughing ] Buy me a drink,

you little crooks

Nurse !



   

   

   

  

 



   

   

Ah



   

   

When you pour, darlin',

it's like hittin' the jackpot



   

   

 



   

   

 But I ain't never



   

   

 In my life before 



   

   

 Seen so many love affairs 



   

   

 Go wrong as I do today



   

   

 I want you to stop 



   

   

 Find out what's wrong 



   

   

 Ooh, and get it right 



   

   

 Or just leave love alone 



   

   

 Because the love 

Honey, you got a good face,



   

   

butyou can't sing for shit



   

   

 Maybe away

   

  



   

   

[ Grunting ]



   

   

And I'm true to last 



   

   

And I had to always

be the one to smile 



   

   

And apologize 

Now that's it



   

   

Sit down now



   

   

I'll buy you a drink

 



   

   

And fuck you, asshole



   

   

     

Hey, nurse



   

   

All the really good times

happen when Wayne's around

[ Laughing ]



   

   

  

  



   

   

  

[ Chattering ]



   

   

 

  



   

   

  

   

 



   

   

   

 



   

   

 

[ Shouting, Laughing ]



   

   

All right So

Great Okay



   

   

Bye



   

   

  

 



   

   

  



   

   

 

   



   

   

Michelle ?



   

   

Baby



   

   

Baby, baby



   

   

 [ Radio: Country]



   

   

Ah



   

   

[ Gagging ]



   

   

[ Gagging Continues ]



   

   

 



   

   

Baby ! No, no

Honey !



   

   

Honey ! Baby !

Fuck !



   

   

[ Gasping ]

Oh ! Honey !



   

   

Honey ! Honey !

Honey !



   

   

You fucker !

Wake up !

Wake up !



   

   

Honey ! No Baby !



   

   

[ Gagging ]

Baby ! Baby !



   

   

Baby, sit up !



   

   

Honey, baby

That's it Honey



   

   

Come on Come on

[ Coughing ]



   

   

 

 



   

   

 



   

   

   



   

   

Michelle Michelle



   

   

I mean it, baby

[ Sniffles ]



   

   

Through the rain

and the desert



   

   

Who are you ?



   

   

I'm the soul

foryour soul



   

   

I'm your man



   

   

  



   

   

 



   

   

 

   



   

   

  



   

   

  

  



   

   

  



   

   

    

   

   



   

   

 

  



   

   

What am I gonna do

about these fuckin' shoes, man ?



   

   

Whatever you stole, I guess

you ate it already, right ?



   

   

Listen to how they squish



   

   

[ Moans ]



   

   

Uhuh

Huh ?



   

   

Let me just check

your pockets, okay ?

All right



   

   

[ Laughs ]

Yeah

Right ?



   

   

No Oh



   

   

Oh, yeah

Here's something

Right ?



   

   

[ Laughing ]

Yeah



   

   

I hope 

didn't do this to him



   

   

Me ? No, he was like this



   

   

Mywife did it



   

   

Who broughtyou in ?



   

   

I just walked down

It's only three blocks



   

   

All right

We better getyou lying down



   

   

Okay I feel ready

for something like that



   

   

Terence Weber

Your face is dark

I can't see what you're saying



   

   

Georgie

What are you saying ?



   

   

 What's going on, Georgie ?

 His face is dark



   

   

 

  

Just a while ago



   

   

Mywife did it

I was peeping on the lady

next doorwhile she was bathing



   

   

My wife waited

till I fell asleep, and then

she decided she'd blind me



   

   

Do you want me

to call the police ?



   

   

Uh



   

   

not unless I die



   

   

Here's the situation



   

   

  



   

   

an entire team



   

   

I want a good eye man

The best eye man



   

   

A great eye man

I want a brain surgeon



   

   

And I want

a really good gas man



   

   

Get me a genius

I'm not touching that head



   

   

We'll prep this guy,

and we'll just sit back

and we'll sit tight



   

   

Orderly



   

   

Orderly

Doyou mean me ?



   

   

Is this a hospital ?

Is this the emergency room ?



   

   

Is that the patient ?

Areyou the orderly ? Well



   

   

   

   



   

   

with a knife

a hunting knife

sticking into his brain



   

   

Yeah, it's sticking

into his brain Yeah



   

   

Well, the family service

doctor is here, but he is

uh, limited ?



   

   

   



   

   

 

 



   

   

Like, the best that you've got

And a brain surgeon



   

   

 

  



   

   

 



   

   

  



   

   

That person is not right

Not at all Not one bit



   

   

As long as my instructions

are ''audiable'' to him,

it does not concern me



   

   

 Well, okay, okay

Don't chew my head off

 Okay



   

   

All right The eye man

is on vacation or something



   

   

But the operator is calling

around to see if she can find

someonejust as good



   

   

All of the other specialists

are hurrying through the night

to join us



   

   

   

  

  



   

   

What have you got ?

  



   

   

Oh, boy

Patient complains

ofk nife in the head



   

   

Stabbing headache ?

 



   

   

[ Laughing ]



   

   

Where'd you get that ?



   

   

Your shoelace is untied



   

   

Oh



   

   

How's the guy doin' ?



   

   

Who ?



   

   

 

 



   

   

He's not dead ?



   

   

No, his vitals are normal,

and he still has excellent

vision in his one good eye



   

   

So he's alive

There's nothin' wrong

with the guy



   

   

It's just one ofthose things



   

   

What do you do

around here anyway ?



   

   

I save lives



   

   

I think it's morning

You want me to take you home ?



   

   

No No way I feel

like a giant helium balloon



   

   

I gotta go out



   

   

Doctor



   

   

I gotta come down

before Michelle sees me



   

   

Come down ?

What areyou doing

with my stash, man ?



   

   

Hand it over

All right



   

   

Hand it over

All right

It was just to stay awake



   

   

Try Nescafe, Dad



   

   

Oh, dear

[ Laughs ]



   

   

 



   

   

 

 



   

   

  

 



   

   

 

 



   

   

 

Pretend it's the first time,

like we're new



   

   

All right



   

   

[ Mutters ]

Let me just clean up



   

   

Um, I know it's kind offast



   

   

[ Laughing ]



   

   

I really like you



   

   

Um, can wejust wait

one second ?



   

   

All right

It seems kind offast



   

   

[ Sighs ]



   

   

[ Clears Throat ]

I like it slow



   

   

  

 



   

   

I wanna know everything

about you



   

   

All ofit



   

   

Ask me



   

   

Like, like, what do you like ?



   

   

Like what ?

Well,



   

   

like, what kind of music ?



   

   

[ Sighs ]



   

   

James Brown



   

   

You in love with me yet ?



   

   

Shit

Shit



   

   

Say it

Shit, we're in trouble



   

   

Say it



   

   

I love you



   

   

I love you



   

   

I love you



   

   

I love you



   

   

I love you

I love you



   

   

I love you



   

   

We're wrecking like trains



   

   

I have to hold onto this job

I have responsibilities now



   

   

We're on the seven month

countdown to the baby



   

   

You should clean out

the hospital's speed stash

That way you could do double shifts



   

   

Me and Michelle

are trying to stay clean



   

   

I wanna go to church

You should go

to the county fair



   

   

I'd like to worship

I would



   

   

They have these injured hawks

and eagles there



   

   

from the Humane Society



   

   

I need a

quiet chapel about now



   

   

Whoo !



   

   

 

  

   



   

   

 There were rides

 I didn't see one ride !



   

   

   



   

   

There was a Ferris wheel,

and there was a thing

they called the Hammer



   

   

that people were bent over

vomiting from after

they got off



   

   

Areyou completely blind ?

   



   

   

 A rabbit !

 Something thumped



   

   

You hit him

 thumped



   

   

Rabbit stew



   

   

Where's my hunting knife ?



   

   

Where's my hunting knife ?



   

   

Georgie



   

   

We'll camp in the wilderness

In the morning, we'll breakfast

on its haunches



   

   

 



   

   

 



   

   

 

  



   

   

 

  



   

   

    

I should have been

a doctor



   

   

 



   

   

Oh, no way

I'm eating those things

Take 'em



   

   

Take 'em

I gotta drive ! Take 'em !



   

   

  



   

   

 



   

   

    



   

   

[ Engine Starts ]

[ Tires Screeching ]



   

   

Yeah !

[ Laughing ]



   

   

 



   

   

 These rabbits

better be kept warm

 Oh, yeah ?



   

   

Oh



   

   

Oh, no

They're hardly moving

    



   

   

We'll get some milk

and sugar and all that

We'll raise 'em up ourselves



   

   

Hey, doyou think

the blue ones are downers ?



   

   

  

  

  



   

   

 Which one doyou want ?

 I'll take both



   

   

[ Whistling Continues ]



   

   

Whoo !



   

   

Whoohoohoohoo !



   

   

[ Shouting Continues ]

Doyou realize

it's going to snow ?



   

   

Oh, this beautiful chill !



   

   

This, this, this,

this sun Christmas !



   

   

The tang ofeverything

stabbing me !



   

   

Whoahoohoo !

What's that smell ?



   

   

[ Shouting Continues ]



   

   

[ Laughing ]



   

   

Hey, be careful

about the bunnies



   

   

I got 'em, I got 'em

Hoohoo ! Whoo !



   

   

Ahead ! Yonder !



   

   

I've never seen

this cemetery before



   

   

What cemetery ?



   

   

Georgie, can't you see ?



   

   

See what ?



   

   

Can't you see ?



   

   

See what ?



   

   

[ Chuckling ]



   

   

   



   

   

 



   

   

Drivein ?



   

   

They're showing movies

and nobody's even here



   

   

I see



   

   

I, uh I thought

it was something else



   

   

 



   

   

I have to get back



   

   

How far are we from home ?



   

   

We're right outside town

We'vejust been driving

around and around



   

   

This is no place to camp

 



   

   

I can hear the interstate

right over there



   

   

We better get some milk

for the bunnies



   

   

Well, we don't

we don't have milk



   

   

We'll mix sugar up with it



   

   

Uh



   

   

just, uh, forget it



   

   

Forget about the milk

all ofa sudden



   

   

 They're mammals, man !

 Oh, forget about the rabbits



   

   

   



   

   

You're not listening to me



   

   

Forget about the rabbits !



   

   

Where are they ?



   

   

They They, um



   

   

They, um

They, um



   

   

[ Crying ]

They slid around behind me

and got squashed



   

   

[ Crying Continues ]



   

   

[ Mumbling ]



   

   

 



   

   

  



   

   

Everything is here



   

   

Little feet, eyelids,

even whiskers



   

   

Deceased !



   

   

Does everything you touch

turn to shit ?



   

   

 

  



   

   

No wonder everybody

calls me '' Fuck Head''



   

   

It's a name

that's going to stick

 



   

   

'' Fuck Head'' is gonna

ride you to your grave



   

   

I already said so

I agreed with you in advance



   

   

   



   

   

 



   

   

  



   

   

 



   

   

 

 



   

   

 

 



   

   

 

  



   

   

 

 



   

   

  



   

   

   

 



   

   

 

  



   

   

  



   

   

  

    



   

   

[ Protesters ]

Hail Mary, full ofgrace



   

   

The Lord is with thee

Blessed art thou among women



   

   

[ Chattering ]



   

   

 

 

  



   

   

Name ?

Sorry I'm late



   

   

Michelle Michelle

My appointment was at  :  



   

   

Mmm

Somewhere around there



   

   

Hereyou are

Come with me, hon

Let's get you settled



   

   

You can't

just stand there



   

   

Then I'll go sit down

over there



   

   

That'll be fine

I know that'll be fine



   

   

 

 



   

   

What's the film ?



   

   

 



   

   

It's performed

right here in the office

setting, as a rule



   

   

It is intended

to be a permanent type

of sterilization



   

   

And I would hope that that's

what you have in mind



   

   

If you are not satisfied

that this is



   

   

I'm not ever getting

anybody pregnant again



   

   

I know that much



   

   

Would you like to make

an appointment ?



   

   

Would you like

to give me the money ?



   

   

It won't take long

to save the money



   

   

It would take me forever

to save the money



   

   

  



   

   

Is she dead ?



   

   

How are you feeling ?



   

   

I don't know



   

   

What did they stick upyou ?



   

   

What ?



   

   

What ?



   

   

  



   

   

Just

Just give me a minute

I'm sorry



   

   

Maybe we could

Maybe we could try again



   

   

Something is wrong with you



   

   

This young man needs

to leave the building

I just, um There



   

   

 Wait outside, please, sir

 There just wasn't enough time



   

   

You wanna go

wait outside, sir ?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah



   

   

   



   

   

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah, yeah



   

   

[ Screaming ]



   

   

  

  



   

   

  

 



   

   

 

  



   

   

 



   

   

 



   

   

  



   

   

  

    



   

   

 



   

   

  



   

   

  



   

   

 

  



   

   

  



   

   

You are gonna be so happy

when you get there



   

   

 

  



   

   

 



   

   

We'll drive around in this

striped pink car thing



   

   

 



   

   

Every where you wanna go

 



   

   

 



   

   

 



   

   

 

 



   

   

 

 



   

   

[ Sniffs ]

Get out ofmy house



   

   

If this is your house, pal,

it's no wonderyourwoman's

hitting the road



   

   

  

 



   

   

 Michelle ?

 Mexico



   

   

John's got some work for me

 [ Scoffs ]



   

   

 



   

   

that float around on lakes

and stuff like that ?



   

   

  

 Whatever they're called



   

   

They're called swans

They mate for life



   

   

I don't really give a fuck

who they mate for



   

   

 

  



   

   

  

  

Michelle



   

   

Areyou high ?

No



   

   

Yeah



   

   

But I need to talk to you



   

   

She's got her future

to think of



   

   

Just keep out ofit



   

   

What if you just tried

a little harder, huh ?



   

   

What if you just try

to make it work ?



   

   

What if you just pretended

you were the one ?



   

   

Don't do this, baby



   

   

Areyou gonna answer

my question or not ?



   

   

What question ?



   

   

  

  



   

   

 



   

   

  



   

   

 

 



   

   

 



   

   

   



   

   

  



   

   

   



   

   

 



   

   

  



   

   

  



   

   

  



   

   

  

 

 



   

   

 

  



   

   

Hey, man, what's happening ?

  



   

   

 

  

  



   

   

They're looking

for a guy with a hood

What'd he do ?



   

   

 



   

   

  



   

   

  



   

   

 

 



   

   

  

 



   

   

  

 



   

   

 

 



   

   

   



   

   

You were on the El

You following me ?



   

   

  

   



   

   

 



   

   

Hey !



   

   

  

    



   

   

 

  



   

   

    

  



   

   

 

 

  



   

   

 

  



   

   

[ Panting ]



   

   

Yeah, for some reason,

Mexico stands out in my mind



   

   

[ Shuddering ]



   

   

[ Phone Ringing ]



   

   

Hello ?



   

   

Wait

Iowa City ?



   

   

  

 



   

   

 

 



   

   

I'm gifted with love

I love my kids

I love all my relatives



   

   

  

 



   

   

I got my girlfriend

  



   

   

She's cute



   

   

Michelle



   

   

 

Yeah



   

   

  

 



   

   

  

 



   

   

 

 



   

   

[ Man Gasping ]



   

   

It's all right

You're gonna be okay



   

   

There's been an accident !

Go for help !



   

   

[ Whimpering ]



   

   

You smell



   

   

Um so how was Mexico ?



   

   

Hot



   

   

But I made good money



   

   

I was gonna go down there

to find you,



   

   

but then I heard

you were here



   

   

I was in a bad carwreck



   

   

What ?

Wereyou driving ?



   

   

Mmm, what difference

does it make ? People died



   

   

I saved the baby



   

   

What are you talking about ?



   

   

Nothin'

Forget about it



   

   

Uh I shouldn't

have come here



   

   

I'm going



   

   

No Come inside



   

   

[ Indistinct ]



   

   

You know what ?

I'm clean



   

   

Maybe I can helpyou



   

   

 

 



   

   

   

 



   

   

  



   

   

 



   

   

 



   

   

[ Indistinct Whispering ]



   

   

  

  



   

   

Oh, I'm sorry

[ Sobbing ]



   

   

My sweet angel,

I'm sorry



   

   

What ?

[ Mumbling ]

Oh, nothing



   

   

[ Sighs ]



   

   

[ Sighs ]

Baby



   

   

Michelle, wake up

Wake up



   

   

Baby ?



   

   

Baby ! Baby !



   

   

[ Grunting ]



   

   

Wake up !



   

   

[ Sobbing ]



   

   

Wake up ! Wake up !



   

   

 



   

   

[ Sniffing ]



   

   

Hey, wake up



   

   

Hey, wanna buy a pill ?



   

   

What kind ofpill ?



   

   

It's, um, psychedelic

mushrooms all ground up



   

   

That's the biggest pill

I've ever seen



   

   

Look at it



   

   

It's like an egg



   

   

It's like an Easter thing



   

   

Let's take him into ''A''



   

   

Areyou hearing any unusual

sounds or voices ?



   

   

 



   

   

Not exactly



   

   

Not exactly ?

Now, what does that mean ?



   

   

I'm not ready

to go into that



   

   

It's okay



   

   

Areyou in pain ?



   

   

[ Gagging ]

Gauze



   

   

[ Groaning ]



   

   

 

  



   

   

Don't get tricky

with the moustache



   

   

Okay so far ?



   

   

Yeah, so far



   

   

[ Chuckles ]

I'll do the other side



   

   

That would make sense,

partner



   

   

There are some people out there

who would like to know

a thing or two about you



   

   

Would you describe yourself

for those people ?



   

   

I don't know



   

   

I'm like a fat

piece of shit, I guess



   

   

He's overweight

I've been shot

twice, though



   

   

Twice ?

Yeah, once

by each wife



   

   

Total of three bullets

making four holes



   

   

Three in, one out



   

   

Huh, and you're

still alive



   

   

Areyou kidding ?

[ Laughs ]

No



   

   

Well, that is too bad

Because it makes you sound

stupid asking if I'm alive,



   

   

'cause obviously I am



   

   

Well maybe

I mean alive

Careful



   

   

in a deeper sense



   

   

You could be talking

and still not be alive

in a deeper sense



   

   

Well, there's no deeper shit

than the kind we're in now

I'll tell you that



   

   

What are you talking about ?

It's great here



   

   

They even give you cigarettes

Well, they didn't

give me any yet



   

   

Oh



   

   

Here you go

Thanks



   

   

Pay me back

when you get yours ?



   

   

Maybe



   

   

You got a wife ?



   

   

No No, but I just can't

talk about that right now



   

   

Look, there's no problem,

butyou don't have to talk

about it



   

   

So what did you say

when she shot you ?



   

   

I said, ''You shot me''



   

   

[ Laughing ]

Both times ? Both wives ?



   

   

Well, the first time I

didn't say anything, 'cause

she shot me in the mouth



   

   

All right,

soyou couldn't talk ?



   

   

No, I was knocked out cold

is the reason I couldn't talk



   

   

And I still remember

the dream



   

   

Ohh

that I had when I was

knocked out that time



   

   

What was the dream ?

Well, now how can I

explain that toyou ?



   

   

It was a dream

It didn't mean

a fucking thing, man



   

   

Anything,

anything at all



   

   

Well, there is

one thing

Hmm ?



   

   

The dream that I had

keeps coming back

over and over,



   

   

and I mean

when I'm awake



   

   

Every time I think

about my first wife,



   

   

I remember that she

pulled the trigger on me,

then here comes the dream



   

   

[ Laughs, Sighs ]



   

   

Did you ever see

that Elvis Presley movie,

  ?



   

   

I did see that, and I was

just gonna mention that



   

   

You saw that ?

No



   

   

You

Okay, you're all done



   

   

There was a song

'' Follow That Dream'' too



   

   

Oh Look in the mirror



   

   

All right

What do you see ?



   

   

How did I get so fat

when I hardly eat ?



   

   

Is that all ?



   

   

[ Groans ]

Wrecked cars ?



   

   

Any people in them ?

Yeah



   

   

Who ?



   

   

People are just

dead meat now, man



   

   

Is that really how it is ?



   

   

How would I know how it is ?

I just got here, and it stinks



   

   

Areyou kidding ?

Hey, they're pumping

Halidol by the quart



   

   

It's a playpen



   

   

Yeah, well,

I'm older than you are



   

   

You can still go on the wheel

a couple of more times



   

   

and get off with all your arms

and legs stuck on right



   

   

Not me



   

   

Hey, you're doin' fine



   

   

Hey, talk into here



   

   

Talk into your bullet hole ?



   

   

Yeah



   

   

Talk into my bullet hole

and tell me that I'm fine



   

   

 

   



   

   

    

  



   

   

  

  



   

   

 



   

   

 



   

   

 

  



   

   

  

     



   

   

 



   

   

  

  



   

   

   

 

   



   

   

 



   

   

There's a price to be paid

for dreaming



   

   

 

   



   

   

    



   

   

[ Man Muttering, Coughing ]



   

   

Oh, there he is

Gotta go



   

   

How's it going ?

Hi



   

   

Here's the, uh

Here's the next issue



   

   

You know,

it's part of your job

to touch the residents here



   

   

These people

more than anything,

they need to be touched



   

   

Okay

So when you say

hello to them,



   

   

be sure to put

your hands on them



   

   

Okay, okay

Okay, good



   

   

Okay



   

   

 



   

   

  

  



   

   

  

   



   

   

  

 



   

   

 

 



   

   

 

  



   

   

  



   

   

  



   

   

  



   

   

   



   

   

Why I must dream 



   

   

  



   

   

  



   

   

and all screwed up,

you know ?



   

   

Did you ever

do that ? Huh ?



   

   

Walk past the houses

with the curtains

in the windows



   

   

and you feel like

you're to tin' a big cart

of sins behind you ?



   

   

And you ever think that

behind those windows,



   

   

behind those curtains,



   

   

that people are leadin'

normal, happy lives ?



   

   

Huh ?



   

   

Well, that's my goal now,



   

   

is to be one ofthose

people on the other side

ofthose curtains



   

   

Have my own window,

you know ? Hi



   

   

  

 



   

   

 



   

   

[ Chattering ]



   

   

I'll driveyou

Is anyone going downtown ?



   

   

No, sorry

No, sorry, I'm not

Areyou going home ?



   

   

Yeah, but I'm stopping

by my mother's

Where areyou headed ?



   

   

Las Calinas Boulevard

Oh, I'll take you there

Come on



   

   

So, what brought you here ?



   

   

You mean to AA ?

No, to Phoenix



   

   

Oh, uh, I don't

I don't



   

   

A couple reasons

For one, I thought

my brother was here



   

   

Well, is he ?

Uh, no



   

   

It's right here

I mean, I don't know

I don't know where he is



   

   

 

  



   

   

Uh, my girl

my girlfriend's not here

around anymore



   

   

I mean, she OD'd



   

   

Oh, God

I know what that's like



   

   

It's open

Oh



   

   

Can you take this ?

Yeah



   

   

Thank you



   

   

Nurse !



   

   

Here, guy,

let me help you

Get off the chair !



   

   

Off the chair !

Get your hands off !



   

   

Okay, okay, okay, okay



   

   

Help me I'm stuck



   

   

All right,

ther eyou go

Offt he chair !



   

   

I know where I'm going



   

   

[ Indistinct ]



   

   

  



   

   

 



   

   

   



    

   

 

[ Quiet Chattering ]



    

   

  



    

   

 



    

   

[ Muttering Continues ]



    

   

What ?



    

   

I can't

I'm sorry, but

I can't understand



    

   

It's all right, Max

It's all right



    

   

Here, let go

[ Yelling ]



    

   

All right, fine



    

   

Max got a letter today

His wife's divorcing him



    

   

She dropped him off

here two years ago

and never came back



    

   

[ Muttering Continues ]



    

   

Here, I think you'd

better wait outside



    

   

[ Grunting ]



    

   

Come on, Max

Let's go inside



    

   

[ Yelling Continues ]



    

   

 



    

   

  



    

   

 

     



    

   

 



    

   

  



    

   

   



    

   

  



    

   

  



    

   

  



    

   

  



    

   

  



    

   

  



    

   

  



    

   

 



    

   

  



    

   

 



    

   

 

Take what you need



    

   

 



    

   

  



    

   

  



    

   

  



    

   

[ Muttering ]



    

   

 



    

   

   

  



    

   

before the engine caught

him, but he was wrong



    

   

My first husband

fell through a thousand

evergreen branches



    

   

in the mountains

up around Cholo



    

   

He was a tree surgeon,

and he crushed his head



    

   

  

 



    

   

Well, two boyfriends

who died in the Marines



    

   

Another one named Zack

got killed in a one car

accident



    

   

right out of basic training



    

   

Almost every

man I've ever loved



    

   

ended up getting killed



    

   

I told you about my

third husband, didn't I ?



    

   

The one who almost

bought the pet shop



    

   

[ Both Chuckling ]



    

   

[ Sobbing ]

He was the one who OD'd

He's the one who OD'd



    

   

You know, ifit wasn't

for him dying, I would still

be out there with that man



    

   

I was married

to a black guy once,



    

   

but he got shanked

in prison



    

   

That means stabbed,

stabbed to death



    

   

Doesn't it make you

grateful ?



    

   

Because they were, theywere

people just like us,



    

   

only unluckier



    

   

i have an announcement

to make, and an apology



    

   

  



    

   

uh, left out somebody's

birthday last month



    

   

Uh, Isaac Kristofferson



    

   

 



    

   

Whoo

Whoo !



    

   

 Whoo

 [ Cheering ]



    

   

Many happy returns

toyou, Isaac



    

   

There will be, uh,



    

   

six birthday people

next month



    

   

Six

[ Chattering ]



    

   

  

Beverly Home News



    

   

to find out who they are



    

   

Whoo !

Whoohoo !

Way to go !



    

   

[ Laughs ]



    

   

 Sweet desire

can be the way



    

   

  



    

   

Ohh !

Oh, hey !



    

   

[ Chattering ]

  



    

   

  



    

   

  



    

   

Hi



    

   

Oh, hi



    

   

 

How areyou ?



    

   

I'm fine

What about you ?



    

   

I was hoping

maybe I'd seey ou here

Want this ?



    

   

Oh, okay Thanks

Yeah ?



    

   

You weren't at

the last couple ofmeetings



    

   

Oh, yeah, well, I don't come

to all the meetings



    

   

It was really my husband's

my last husband



    

   

I just come for the support



    

   

Oh Oh, I didn't know



    

   

So how about you ?

How's it going ?



    

   

Um it's all right



    

   

I'm taking a new approach

to life



    

   

Um, I'm not stealing



    

   

I'm trying to see each task

through to its end



    

   

That kind of thing

You know, simple



    

   

That's good



    

   

 



    

   

Oh ! Do you dance ?



    

   

I mean, would you

Do you think you'd like

to dance ?



    

   

Usually, I just watch



    

   

Oh, yeah

 



    

   

Yeah

But okay



    

   

Really ?

Sure

It's no big deal



    

   

  



    

   

 

Need the, uh



    

   

No, that's okay



    

   

  



    

   

  



    

   

    



    

   

  



    

   

 



    

   

   

 



    

   

  



    

   

   

  



    

   

  



    

   

That's when I feel

That's when I feel like that



    

   

[ Moaning ]



    

   

[ Muttering ]



    

   

Oh, damn Damn !



    

   

[ Moaning Continues ]



    

   

Goddamn Fuck !



    

   

[ Both Laughing ]



    

   

Oh ! Oh, damn !



    

   

[ Moaning Continues ]



    

   

   

 



    

   

  



    

   

 

   



    

   

 



    

   

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I am being fair



    

   

 



    

   

 



    

   

  



    

   

 



    

   

  

   



    

   

  

  



    

   

  



    

   

  

  



    

   

 



    

   

  

  



    

   

 

  



    

   

    

 



    

   

 

 



    

   

  



    

   

 



    

   

  



    

   

 

    



    

   

 



    

   

  



    

   

  



    

   

  



    

   

  



    

   

  



    

   

 



    

   

   



    

   

  



    

   

   



    

   

 



    

   

 



    

   

  



    

   

   



    

   

 



    

   

  



    

   

 

  



    

   

 

 



    

   

  

  



    

   

 



    

   

 



    

   

  



    

   

  



    

   

 



    

   

 



    

   

  



    

   

    



    

   

  



    

   

 

  



    

   

 

 



    

   

  

  



    

   

  



    

   

 



    

   

  



    

   

   



    

   

 



    

   

 

 



    

   

 



    

   

   



    

   

  

 



    

   

   



    

   

  



    

   

  



    

   

 



    

   

  

 



    

   

  



    

   

  



    

   

  



    

   

 

  



    

   

 

 



    

   

  

  



    

   

 



    

   

 



    

   

 



    

   

 







  

  

 
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