Lemony Snicket's A Series Of Unfortunate Events
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Lemony Snicket's A Series Of Unfortunate Events
I'm sorry to inform that this
it is not the film that you will attend.
The film that you are about to see
it is extremely unpleasant.
One want to see a film
on a small and happy elf,
I am sure that there are plenty of places
in the room number 2.
... it likes himself histories of
and reasonably attractive,
Italian food and secret organizations...
then be. While I proceed
the children's footprints of all Bouduller.
My name is Lemon Sniccked,
and it is my sad one to owe
to document this story.
Violet Bouduller, the oldest, was one of the best inventors of the world with only years.
Who knew her well,knew that she invented something,
when she had her long picked hair.
In a world of abandoned items
and wasted materials,
Violet knew that there was more some thing.
Something that she could transform
in some thing, for any occasion.
And there was not anybody better
to test their inventions
that his/her brother.
the brother of the middle,
he/she adored books.
Or better... the things
that he/she learned through the books.
The parents Bouduller had
an enormous library in his/her mansion.
A room full of thousands of books
on almost all of the subjects,
and nothing pleased more Klaus, that to pass
one afternoon filling the head with his/her content.
Everything that read...
... it was in his/her memory.
he/she had different interests.
She liked to bite the things
and he/she had four sharp teeth.
There was very little thing that Sonny
it didn't like to bite.
several strange events.
This would probably mean,
look at that mysterious illustration in the thick fog.
what is making a banker
as Mr. Pow
walking for the middle of the sand,
to meet at the beach.
lament to have to inform
on a terrible accident.
Lament a lot to count, but their parents
they died in a fire that distruiu his/her house.
If you already lost somebody that
it went very dear,
they already know what sits down.
If they still didn't lose,
it is impossible imagine.
Nobody knows the necessary cause
of the fire.
My friends and me, we investigated
the maximum that we were able to
but everything that we discovered was that the fire
the great distance was ballasted,
atravéz of the reflex
and of the convergence of the light.
And in little time
the whole mansion was in fires.
As mysterious as the origin of the fire
other mysteries began to appear
before the children's eyes.
All of the families have their secrets,
doors left half-open.
But like Klaus it ended
the smallest discovery
he/she filled his/her head of questions.
The one that this glasses was doing
hidden in his/her father's general office?
There would be other secrets about the life
of their parents still the if he/she reveals?
that could never have answer.
It is was like this
that the children Bouduller became
the orphans Bouduller.
I tried inform them.
This is an excellent opportunity to leave of the movies, room or airplane where
this film is to be exhibited.
It is not very late to see
a film on a happy elfo.
Come with me.
As boss of several services
and executioner of the will
of their parents,
it is my legal obligation to manage
his/her money until they reach majority
and to put them under the care of the
Therefore I go take them for us to live
with dear Conde Olaf,
he/she lives right here in the city
the only distance blocks.
I think closer no
he/she wants to say that.
We didn't know
any Conde Olaf.
Yes of course knows.
And it is actor,
he/she is not touching children?
Be considered with luck children,
this type of generosity is rare
in a person with his/her profession.
Here we are, the new house.
It is not charming, children?
They should be Bouduller´s.
Lament a lot what happened in the accident,
but I was very happy in knowing
that you/they came for here.
I am judge Strauss
of the supreme tribunal of the city.
I am Violet, this is my brother Klaus
and my sister Sunny.
Pow, manager of investments.
How is it?
His/her house is so beautiful.
Please feel á will
and come to visit me whenever they want.
- To visit?
- Does he/she want to say that doesn't live with count Olaf?
To live with... with count Olaf?
No, no no no...
He is my neighbor.
We are going there to enter.
Hello, hello, hello.
I am your lover count Olaf.
Well vindos my adorable house.
I wait that if they feel á will
in the heat
of their retreats.
Or as the Greeks
they would say in the old times...
the orphanage and... any more thing.
It was not properly what I wanted to say,
but... you are with an idea.
How does it go?
And this should be Klaus.
Your left side is the good side.
And... what is this?
I apologize but I don't speak
the language of the monkeys.
Sunny is our sister.
I should say that you are
with the ugly face,
reason that bad aspect?
Our parents has just died.
Let to do me this once again.
Feel the speech again.
Fast before he/she forgets.
Our parents ended of... to die.
I will create these orphans
as if he/she really wanted them.
Although he/she calls him/it a bale,
a sacrifice, is wrong gentleman.
He/she should be embarrassed.
Where is that I sign for the fortune...
do I want to say, for the children?
He/she will only have the official guard after
the audience, Thursday in the morning.
And the one what make with them there?
What wants saying is... does he/she make exercicío?
He/she is with good aspect,
healthy I want me to say.
It is better to return for the bank.
Cannot it be a little more?
A glass of port?
- I suppose that...
- It is for another height then.
- Children remember if they need
of some thing...
I know that my humble house is not
as elegant as the mansion of Bouduller,
but I will receive a great amount
of money soon,
and I think the house will be charming
when it be finished.
Will we give an olhadinha?
This is the living room.
I know what are to think,
this ranch needs a L.M.P
I hope you/they have taken the vaccines.
Papeira, variola, tetanus... malaria.
This is the room of entertainment.
The roof will be arranged soon.
They are not afraid of the heights yes?
Imagine a monkey with fear of the heights.
- The one what is that there on top?
They should never enter there.
In any circumstance.
It is here is where they will sleep.
But the sun still didn't put.
I don't know if they already repaired in this,
but the first impressions are
For instance Klaus when the
Sunny was born, it didn't like anything her.
But for the height of their six weeks
the two were inseparable.
A sentence that here means to throw and to bite during hours and hours.
in what he/she concerns count Olaf...
They were right.
All of the mornings count Olaf ordered the
Bouduller´s make a lot of terrible tasks.
After which it went to yours
And for very unhappy that yours
he/she was about to worsen.
these are my friends.
- They don't seem rich.
Because they are not at the kitchen
to prepare our dinner?
It is the French word for the meal of the night.
In the part of behind.
Serve dinner in the dining room ace horas.
We want absolute silence
while we rehearsed our piece.
But we never made dinner.
- They are already : .
- Ace horas.
Paste will be.
We will begin with the casting.
Who will do the most beautiful count
all over the world?
Would you do?
He/she is well.
Paste putenesca, is Italian
for few ingredients, did you know?
Sunny can help.
- Ok, will need a pot
There are no pots.
- And an escoador.
- Also no there is.
And a spoon for the sauce.
This is a small piece that me
I like to call chair eléctrica.
" I think will have to call...
... does he/she have algém aííííí? "
Escoador... that is diamond.
Sunny as it is with the pot?
That is not a pot, it is a potty.
A potty, means that...
We washed him twice.
We will return to the prehistoric times,
when the dinosaurs governed the earth.
What do want?
Dinner is served.
Of the one what is calling me he/she?
It is paste.
Where is the roast beef?
It is the Swedish term for steak.
He/she didn't tell us that he/she wanted roast beef.
They know, there is a big world outside,
full of orphans that would cross
an ocean willingly only for us to be with me.
But I don't worry about them,
I chose to open my heart to you
adorable children and to the hateful primate.
Everything that I ask is that you/they do
everything that comes me á head,
while I enjoy the enormous fortune
that your parents left me.
It is height of you to learn
to have respect.
All you saw, the boy slipped.
He/she won't receive a cent
until Violet to do .
Is it even?
- Who says?
- The law.
- We will speak to Sr.Pow right now.
I am very disappointed with you.
Are you well?
- Klaus the one what is making?
- I am leaving.
- To go where?
This is our house now.
This is not our house.
Our house is where our parents
they lie down us á night,
where they teach us to ride the bicycle or
where is happy with the st day of classes.
This is not our house.
How could they make this with us?
They are alone bad people.
No them, the mother and the father.
Violet is also thinking,
how could they make this with us?
Didn't they have none glide for us?
Maybe they had a plan.
He/she doesn't seem.
He/she reminds of when the parents were
We thought that you/they had us abandoned,
because not even they wrote.
Then we discovered that you/they had writing one
long letter that there was if lost in the mail.
You remember as we felt guilty
for terms done think badly of them?
It is as now.
It is not anything.
Because they are not in the europa,
they won't return.
You think some day we will turn
to feel home?
It is a word that here means
a small safe place
in a world full of problems.
An oasis in a vast desert,
or an island in a stormy sea.
Bouduller´s enjoyed yours will be
in the shrine that you/they had built together,
but in their hearts they knew that the
world of problems estáva side of out.
A world that sadly say
it can be described in two words...
- Custody accepts.
Thank you meretíssimo.
It was a pleasure to negotiate with itself.
I have been evaluating our situation,
and I noticed
that I have been a little hard,
let us say like this.
- That wants to say in this case...
- Pure cruelty!
But now that we are family,
I can compensate.
I can be a father á sorts things out.
We will stop for having a snack.
He/she glues, it glues, banana.
where is it that it was Olaf?
I will give a turn perfectly innocent
for the field, with my míudos
that I love.
Is that clock right?
What is this?
He/she seems one schedule.
Kiwi and melância.
My favorite one.
He took the keys.
It tries all of the buttons.
Conde Olaf, I am to call because of the
he/she asks that fezsobre the inheritance.
- Sr.Pow thanks to god.
- Who speaks?
we are in count Olaf's car.
- Hello Violet, but is where the count?
- He is not here at this time...
Is he/she driving the alone car?
No, but the car is in the line of the train
and the train comes oh.
Excuse Violet don't get to hear anything,
I am beside the train.
We will be reached by the train.
I call again when it arrives to the bank.
did he/she already read books on trains?
What do make?
The alternator of the lines.
- It is very far.
No, it should have something that we can
to use for pulling.
- There is nothing in here.
- There is always some thing.
Sunny, bites the head of that elfo.
Fast, it pulls again.
- I know...
- I don't want to hurry.
- Good aim.
- Thank you, it pulls.
Mr. Pow, cannot discuss this
subject how wise men?
I lament count Olaf,
but who leaves a child of the age of the
Sunny to drive a car he/she is not good father.
He tried to kill us.
We won't exaggerate Klaus,
the vehicle not even it was clamped.
He/she gives me one moment the alone ones
with the children?
Good-bye children, it was entertaining.
I will be hit you, it doesn't matter for
where goes and what does, I find them.
They are so dead.
Take them Mr. Pow,
before I lose the composure.
To end with a villain can be more than
a day of tarbalho for three talented orphans.
But Bouduller´s savored his/her victory while if they drove to his/her new
His/her future was not clear,
but they stayed optimists that
the next tutor would be better than the last.
Or at least it would not try
to pass with a train over them.
Does he/she know that scientist type is that he is?
- No, I was to treat of their subjects,
I didn't have time for those conversations.
My Ó Deus.
Look at you.
You should be Violet.
Do you remember me?
I have faith that not.
You were a bébézinha in the height.
And Klaus, we never met each other.
How are you?
That firm squeeze.
And Sunny, small Sunny.
You resemble your dear mother so much.
Thank you very much Sr.Pow,
I treat of this starting from here.
- Maybe I should enter.
- Do favor.
It can help us to pick the worms.
Children remember, if they need of me
they can tie her/it any hour.
Did we already get rid of him, it was not?
There is no a lot of time,
we have to do the suitcases.
To do the suitcases?
Did he/she say to do the suitcases?
Yes, we have to keep the whole equipment,
and the essential as the clothes, ect...
And all the snakes connosco come.
Do they go where?
I didn't mention that we are going to Peru.
- We are going to Peru, tomorrow in the morning.
For here for the room of the reptiles.
Well vindos to my humble space.
Do they know some thing about snakes?
- Only what read in the books.
No, I don't know a lot.
Maybe have an or two things here
that you/they are not in the books.
I go for only the matulão in his/her bed
and I will come some of my friends.
- That is the snake of two heads.
- Very well.
- Is it a male or a female?
- I don't make idea, I didn't find educated to ask.
It is here, the toad tibetano of three eyes.
We didn't manage to do him to stop singing.
He/she is now children,
they have to see my last discovery.
I found her/it in Tanzania.
Only of his/her species,
the incredible and human viper.
My assistant Gustave and me maybe
let us be the only people to have seen her.
my ribbon imbeded.
Leave me only to adjust her here.
He/she is already.
Where is it that I went?
Á yes, the attack of the incredible
and human viper.
Don't worry small,
she cannot hurt you.
The incredible and deadly viper
could not he/she hurt?
He/she is a great quitter.
One of the least dangerous ones and more
friendly creatures in the animal kingdom.
I only call her like this to nail a piece
to the charlatans of the zoological society.
because it is that we are going to Peru?
Still this morning I questioned me,
as it is that will leave the city
together, then I thought...
Peru. Are there snakes in Peru no there is?
But because it is that will leave the city?
Violet knows that the snakes have
more fear of you of the one what you have of them?
Few people know.
When threatened the snake hides
in an I besiege calm, safe.
Where can be out of danger.
It is for that Peru.
That spyglass, I saw an equal to that...
We have a long time to talk
But at this time the one that I need is of
an inventor, a reader, and a rodent.
Do they know some?
Petunia that is that I already told you
She thinks that I am a tree.
I think I know that song.
I think our parents
to play for people.
As I did for mine.
Did he/she have children?
Yes, and a woman,
and a house.
Until the fire...
I know better than nobody
that why are to pass.
We will be with people that
they understand us, that you/they like us.
People that appreciate only children
that you/they know lêr and to invent and... to bite things.
Uncle Monty, because it is to do
everything this for us?
It is not that what the family does?
It is like this being,
the children Bouduler were
and together they had óptimas adventures
with his/her new and wonderful tutor.
These are the words
that I liked to tell you.
I gave everything to say that
the history finishes here,
but my mission is not to count final
happy when they don't happen.
But yes to tell the events of the lives
of the unhappy children Bouduller.
And for a lot that it costs me,
I should admit that their problems
they had just begun.
It is was like this with two musical notes.
I seek him/it
Dr. Montgomery Montgomery.
I am Estefano, I am Italian
and I am here for you help him/it
in his/her research
the best than it can.
As well as to help
and to observe.
Because you say that?
I never met such person as
count Olaf, but...
if he/she had acquaintance have the certainty
that he seemed and it would be very different.
It is Olaf is won't let to enter you.
Maybe they should revalue
It is for that that you/they should never run
with one of these small ones.
Wise words Mr. Estefano.
He/she caught me as mentor.
- It is blessed is for it being so fast.
- It was not anything.
My assistant Gustave got sick
and he/she called doesn't do one hour.
He gave everything to be here now.
- Fortunately it was available.
- Good, I am a fan
if it is that I can him to say.
His/her work influênciou deeply
my research in the...
aquarium of Monte Ray bay...
... on the sea serpent.
It is a very vile animal...
I was already bitten ... setessentas times.
Mainly in the face.
A lot of this it was rebuilt already.
But I think you/they made one
same being my false mustache.
It will be that the little ones can help me
with my suitcases?
My side esquero is limited.
Let us be not simple
with our guest, they go there.
- The one what is he scheming?
- I don't know.
No there is any good moment
for a villain to arrive.
But the timing of the reaparecimento of Olaf,
when the secret of Dr. Montgomery
it could be revealed ace children.
It was more than Klaus could support.
Violet listens, the spyglass of Monty,
I saw the same exactly
in the father's general office.
- Klaus is only a coincidence.
- No Violet, everything happens for a reason.
The children will help us
in the researches in Peru.
Does he/she have some esperiência with children?
The children are strange
and distant for me.
I never went really one.
But I know that you/they are an important part
of the ecosistema.
He will never leave us the alone ones
We have to do to arrive to him
He/she leaves that for my bill.
It was feeding her her and I neglected myself,
of course that was enough.
I had bait her/it in my mouth
and I offered, it was there one equips...
... a lot of people don't know about that on them
but it is not estraordinário...
... in any way, shortening the history,
the curatives and the surgery reconstrutiva...
... in my understanding, Peru
it is a great place. Beaches, people...
relaxing custody laws.
Relaxing custody laws?
Did I say that?
Stefano, has immense way for
accountant of histories.
Don't they have children?
I was to think if he/she didn't care
of giving milk á Petunia for me.
To give milk... I only can...
Yes clear, I will try.
Call me of Mcdonald,
because I removed milk the whole day.
But in the smallest it is difficult
Because it is that it is not with that
and begin the party without me.
I am not sure
my equipment was brought.
I will take a look.
- Him still á is peeps?
Don't look at me,
he/she fakes that he/she is speaking to Klaus.
I received your message,
don't worry, I know.
He/she had some very subtle ways.
And he saw always going to the side
of the exotic snakes.
You were right.
Estefano is an impostor.
He/she is a spy of the society herbatológica,
he/she is here to steal the viper.
No uncle Monty...
They already finished.
Me such anxious estáva for removing milk.
He/she is not in the boys' hour
do they go to the bed?
We began in the morning well early.
They go there.
If they are restless during the night,
I am soon to the corridor's bottom
and I am the very light sleepy.
In fact I rarely sleep.
You have a free pass for
to walk in the corridor?
Well I thought that not.
Petunia, I will feel your lack.
Are you a beautiful girl, you are not?
A beautiful girl.
It is a curious thing, the death of one
person that is us wanted.
It is as going up the stairways
for your room in the darkness
and to think that there is one more step
of what he/she really has.
Your foot is going for the air
and there is a moment of surprise.
The children's pain was not alone
for his/her uncle,
but for the hope of they have returned
to feel home.
He/she gives hope that thanks to a cruel action
he/she was now to vanish.
I feel partly responsible
for this tragedy.
I should have informed on
I should know.
I discovered her.
You the something?
Doors of the cage opened, there are no signs
of the snake. A dead man.
Do you know him/it what am to think?
I am to think who woke up me
ace am for that reason?
It is without a doubt a bite
Snake bite, no there is doubt.
Thank you dr.
They don't understand, the incredible viper
he/she could not have matadoe him
because it is one of the least dangerous ones
and friendlier creatures of the animal kingdom.
He/she Cares that you/they don't fill out
the paper work?
I think it would be better.
These children passed a bad mouthful.
Nor I know if it is good idea to alter
the plans the this height.
We went to Peru tomorrow...
It can be the only hypothesis
of they have rest.
Of interviews with witness
that there they had state on that day,
I discovered the following
on the plan of newest Bouduller,
to brave Sunny approached alone
of the human viper with plenty determination.
- He is Conde Olaf
and that doctor is his/her accomplice.
He tried to kill us with a train
And where is that this gentleman will arrange
- Where is it that will arrange a train?
- Stop with those histories children!.
No there are any similarities with count Olaf.
- Who is that attractive count that you/they speak?
And the tattoo. Count Olaf had
a tattoo of an eye in the ankle.
Everything does for the children.
He is an actor,
it covered her/it with maquilhagem.
Doctor cares of helping me
to accompany these children to the car?
All testify them
they agreed with a thing,
the sound that you/they heard soon afterwards
it was so shocking, so surprising,
that it still astonishes them until today.
This character was so good.
Be rested, the authorities
they are already á seeks of Mr. Estefano.
to an absent-minded banker,
Bouduller celebrated the fact
of they have exposed count Olaf
while they crossed
the cold surface of the river Lakrimoss.
But Klaus liked to see
besides the surface of the things.
He knew that there was some thing
behind his/her day,
same only tends as tracks, the spyglass,
the knowledge of one more terrible fire
and two words in a paper piece.
- Aunt Josephine?
- I never heard to speak of her.
He/she doesn't find strange that none of the
did our relatives feel well with us?
Bouduller´s, are you?
Oh my God, enter, enter, it is
ready to a hurricane to arrive.
Oh Violet, looks at you.
No so fast, they can trip in the rug
and if they hurt.
Therefore, fast, but not a lot, ok?!
Oh they excuse, it is so much cold here, in the
Winter is so cold that badly got to tolerate.
Does he/she want that it calls the heater you,
Oh children, it liked them not to open the doors
for the handle here of house.
Push the wood and she open up.
I am afraid that the door is broken
and later don't open.
Bilbo, is not a word.
I see that will have to teach him/her English.
Is the grammar the largest happiness of the life,
don't they find?
Oh yes, without a doubt.
Perfect, hot soup.
Actually it is cold soup.
I never cook hot, I am afraid
that the stove burns.
- Where is your brother?
- In the kitchen.
- The one what are to do?
Oh he/she leaves the figorífico closely, if it falls
he/she squeezes his/her estomâgo.
Would you like to see some pictures?
Care, the paper cuts.
It was not beautiful?
Were you aunt?
You were not afraid of lions?
Oh I was very adventurous.
The you Monty, knew the uncle Monty?
No, that is not a good picture of me.
- These our parents were?
- This some was club species?
- Because they had all these glasses of spies?
- I don't like my image in that picture.
Did he die in a bonfire?
No, no, no, dizzy, he was eaten by bugs.
Care with the chandelier.
He/she could have died in any part from the lake,
from that tip to other á.
Close to that rock it was where
the bugs attacked him/it.
They have very sharp teeth.
They are blind, but they get to smell food
in a human to kilometers of distance.
I informed, Ike have to wait
one hour to enter in the water.. but
he only waited minutes.
I ask for excuse children... close.
That area is deprived.
That era the rule of Ike.
Well, aunt, already thought about changing if she moved to another ranch far away from the lake, maybe if youfelt better.
I would never get to sell this house.
There were types of fears, rational or irrational.
To have fear of real estate was irrational.
Is a bad height?
We have to leave of house.
Be careful with those, some are poisonous.
It is taken care with the other red.
Everything is well, aunt Josephin.
Is the black plague?
The fault was mine, I apologize
for having gone against his/her sister.
They are two beauties,
Allow him to come.
- No, premita that I and Klaus present him/it.
- It is said "Klaus and me."
He/she doesn't import this is it...
- Doesn't it matter?
Is he/she playing with me girl?
Maybe be arguments of a fisherman but
the grammar is the thing
more important for me.
- Is it?
It is as important as a good boat.
You know as transforming a sentence.
I also get to order her/it to the air
and to turn of the contrary.
Of course that
it is entirely with you dear.
Captain Cham, at your disposal.
He is to lie.
He is count Olaf.
That man that you/they informed me?
- In front of him/her/you.
- Where is it that he is?
- Behind Captain Cham?
- I will teach some things...
Captain Cham is count Olaf.
I won't go by this again.
Klaus because you made that with this
I apologize immense.
He/she doesn't have importance.
He is only badly a little
of the insides.
I work with this since I lost
Because it is that I didn't wait
one more hour go swim, reason?
My husband was also been hit
for that bug.
At least they let to live me.
Who is that can love a man
only with a leg and with fishhook face.
It is completely alone...
Does he/she want to have dinner at my house this night?
I don't know, I am afraid of scratching the ground
with this thing.
I cover the ground of newspapers.
Please, the children will do
a mágnifica Putenesca.
It was the same meal that I took
before they remove my leg.
Children I will take
Captain Cham home,
and you are here to do purchases
for a dinner without putenesca.
- But, it is not a sentence Klaus.
- I have...
They still didn't pay that.
The boys today...
Aunt Josephin, is here?
We arrived very late.
What does say he/she?
- It is a suicide ticket.
Violet, Klaus and Sunny when they read this
my life will already have finished.
My heart is cold as ice,
and I find the unbearable life.
I know that cannot understand...
- It doesn't interest continues.
What will have taken to this desperate action.
Acto is badly written.
- Is a suicide ticket, what does import?
One of his/her happiness was the grammar,
because it is that he/she has so many mistakes?
If it was about to jump of the window
maybe also he/she had some mistakes.
Understand that I am
much happier like this.
As my last will in will,
I leave you under the care of captain Cham.
A kind and honest man.
This it was his/her plan.
He/she forced her to write her this ticket
and later it pushed her/it for the window.
No, it is not a ticket suicída.
It is a message.
This should have other letters here.
- It is going Curdled even Digs
well there to the bottom.
She is not dead,
it is hidden.
- He was to investigate the fires.
Klaus has to go.
It moves away you of the freezer.
- The something?
It cannot be.
Did he/she already end?
Violet is better to get right
Do Violet have ideas?
- Feel that extinguisher.
- For something?
Because we needed to move
until that side.
- The something?
- Simply help me.
We have to break that support.
- To break?
But that is what maintain this of foot.
Is he/she sure that arrested the hair well?
I will count up to .
He/she waits, he/she waits,
he/she tolerates Sunny, now.
- The one what make now?
- She is alive, we have to go the authorities.
- No, they won't hear,
they never hear.
It is Olaf, he will never stop,
we have that us same to find.
- Children are Captain Cham,
your new guardian,
be where they are
that I go oh to look for you.
Already east some book about navigation?
Klaus had already read books
and two books about location.
But a thing is to do in theory,
in práctica it is different.
Very a little he/she could have them mixture
for this crossing Curdled Digs even.
But as the storm passed,
and the waters calmed,
Boudullers were not able to
to leave of feeling a certain satisfaction.
A rare moment of happiness,
in their always unhappy lives.
They had gotten, and if
his/her guardian didn't get to save them,
then they would save his/her guardian.
Is he/she here?
they deciphered the tracks in my ticket.
We are happy that is well.
It was so horrible, count Olaf
it forced me to do that will
and later he/she almost killed to have me to give
all those grammatical mistakes.
Then they did bring foods?
We have just left a storm.
Is it later?
As wait that we get to live
in this grotto they were not brought food.
- To live at the grotto?
- No aunt Josephin, has to return connosco.
You leave us in will
to captain Cham,
you are the only proof that it is lie.
- No, he/she is very dangerous children.
- Very dangerous?
You are our guardian,
it is right to take comta of us.
He/she knows aunt Josephin,
Curdled Digs is á sells.
Soon people will come here to see him/it
and maybe some of those people buys him/it.
Aunt Josephin what the one means this?
- Where did you find that?
- In his/her room.
- Because it was him to investigate her/it fires?
The uncle Monty...
They were ours lead.
Children, in the world there are good and bad people.
The ones that begin the fires
and the ones that turn off them.
Who is to do this?
- Is Olaf?
I already said too much,
their parents knew the answer.
And look what happened with them.
What did they say?
We should not have left that grotto.
We can still return behind, I take a risk.
What did our parents say?
We will die.
They are the beings.
I think it is a good thing
none of us to eat there is some time.
The skull split.
Klaus the one what make?
We are to sink, to sink, to sink.
He/she has a boat there.
We are here.
For more unpleasant
that the beings could be,
there was something still more unpleasant,
that he/she appeared of the thick fog.
Hello, hello, hello.
I felt his/her lack.
I think that percisam of my help.
You are that will need when we arrive
á city, the aunt Josephin will count everything.
Then I will be arrested
and you will live happy forever
with your guardian. The time will pass
to invent things, to read and to gnaw.
The world becomes an I besiege harmonious,
everyone to sing and to dance, as the elfo.
A happy end.
Was it that what á were waits?
Because I find difficult somebody to believe
in a woman died.
He/she won't play in the aunt Josephin and she will count
to everyone that it happened.
No, no, I don't count anything
to anybody, I promise.
Please don't throw me for the water.
It can be with the fortune, and with the children.
Well vindos on board.
I disappear. I Paint the hair
and mute of name.
- Then it is us?
- Silence, the adults are talking.
I suppose that I don't have to kill her.
On the other hand his/her trick in the window
it doesn't turn her/it a very reliable person.
I can be merciful.
You committed a grammatical mistake.
Thank you for having corrected me.
Ready they were already with the idea.
Everything did that were able to.
- Children, are you?
- Mr. Pow are...
I saved him/it.
I saved the boy.
Conde Olaf the one what is making here?
I know that it should not have come, but when
I heard that they were in danger had to come.
It seems that it was wrong.
He/she is a very capable guardian,
and I put the children to his/her responsibility.
It is of law that doesn't inherit anything
in case some happens thing ace children.
With the relatives' excepção
or you marry.
It is really!
Sr Pow already spoke to him/her about the
our new piece?
Which is his/her idea,
because it is that we entered in the piece?
Here he/she says that if the people are married
they are entitled to our whole money.
But that is only a piece, he is not able to
to inherit the money marrying with me in a piece.
The marriage has to be accomplished
for a priest, he/she says right here.
They are prepared
for our guest?
You are the bride, I am the judge.
Who is the fiancé?
Judge, doesn't understand,
the piece is real.
Which is the word that I seek?
Remember judge has to say everything
as if it was a true marriage.
- Because it is that he/she had to tell me that?
- Take her for the maquilhagem.
That is ridiculous, Violet is years old only,
she cannot marry legally.
It can if he/she has his/her guardian's permission.
And who is he? ME.
When you say yes and you sign the certificate
you will be legally my wife.
I will never say that yes, never.
He/she leaves her/it alone.
If he/she doesn't say that yes, or
any thing to get mixed up, she falls.
As he/she can make that,
she is a baby.
He/she is years old, you should already know that not
you can have everything that wants.
You want to be happy, to have a roof and
does one besiege her/it what can call of home?
And the one what I want?!
I want that enormous fortune.
And you will help myself
to get what I want.
My public awaits me.
You are not going ahead with this.
- I have to do that.
- Go there, there is always some alternative.
This time no.
He/she is going Klaus, it goes...
There is always something that she can do.
Do wait, what is that?
I came to marry with my bride.
That it begins the marriage.
Conde Olaf, accepts this woman for his/her wife
in the health and in the disease until that the death separates them?
And you Violet accepts this,
count Olaf as his/her husband?
Her no it accepts,
no it accepts.
And for the invested power, this union will be...
Sunny where the key is?
Right hand please.
" Lament to inform that
their parents died in a fire."
There are things that simply
they don't happen.
This ends here.
- What is the one? I am busy.
- We have a problem, he/she looks upward.
- It finishes like this this piece.
- It was not a piece, the count will kill Sunny
if I didn't go ahead
with the marriage.
- They have to hear me, he is only
to marry with me to be with the fortune.
That part by chance is true.
Violet and I are actually
a blessed couple
because we were married
in an official cerimónia with a judge.
My God that I went me to do.
I apologize, I didn't know...
We will be like this together.
- Mr. Pow!
His/her evil one.
- With that motivate?
- For being a montro ganâncioso.
Am I a montro?
You are that it is a monster.
These children tried to tell you
but you didn't hear,
never nobody hears the children.
This paper says that
I have the fortune now.
And not there is anything that can do.
What finds, tell me his/her opinion.
The marriage is not a picnic,
and now he/she is a terrible actor.
We will maintain the calm, if they come
here they will go down at my level.
I am happy for saying that count Olaf
it was condemned by several crimes.
Bouduller were victorious,
they got to unmask the mystery of the fires.
If the justice went so gentile. Count Olaf
it disappeared after a season in the prison.
As the children,
his/her future was uncertain.
What knew when returning for the car
of Mr. Pow,
it is that will go straight ahead.
Children don't worry that the
authorities will take care of count Olav
They never again returned
to see that horrible man
before we left maybe
act time for one more stop
He/she looks at these whole stamps.
Rome, England, some
me nor I know where they are.
Of who it is?
Of the father and of the mother.
It is the letter! The letter that never arrived
Dear children from that we are
I/you had gone have been having a lot of longings,
certain events did
with that it was slower.
One day when they go older space
to know everything on our trips
In heights in that the world can
opinion a little friendly and sinister place.
But they believe when we say that the
much more of good than of bad.
everything that has do is to seek with
force. And the one that the first view can seem
one serializes of bad luck, it can be
I begin him/it of an adventure.
We hoped to arrive soon, but if the
letter to arrive before they know that we loved you.
they fill us with pride know
that it happens what to happen
you three take care some of the
other as always they did.
And remember this my wanted and never
forget wherever are
since they are together you
he/she has your family and they are home.
To pass the torch is a right of passage
that can be of many sort things out.
but secalhar the least acquaintance and more
supreendente is the vision of an eyeglass
Dear reader, there are people in the
world no conheçem the poverty
they are comforted with films of
birds to sing and small elfos.
á people that know that there is
always a mystery for solving,
and they worry in researching
and to remove conclusions of the proofs.
But this history is not on such people.
This history is on Bouduller´s,
and they are the type of people that you/they know
that there is always more any thing.
Any thing to invent,
to read or to bite, some thing to do.