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starring Bob Hoskins. This script is a transcript that was painstakingly
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Just a minute is all l'm asking for
She don't know you George, and
she don't wanna know ya
She's my daughter
l don't wanna fucking know you
You can't do this to me. l only
come to see her
Mum no, no
l'm sorry love, l'm sorry
Get out, George
l only came to say hello
Fuck off, fuck off
Oi! you ganna clean all that up
Eh, eh take it easy boys, OK?
OK hey just let him be right the
man's upset. OK
That's the right word hey George,
So where'd they all come from?
They live here?
Since you went inside
Did you get my last book?
Yeah, Yeah, shouldn't have been the
Who should it have been then?
l could pin him in the first
Well who should it have been
The Chinese fella who fed the
You didn't write it George
No, no l didn't but if l had
You kept it
Aye, kept it for you
Keep it too
Why does she hate me Thomas?
Yes she does
You can never tell with women
George, they're different
They wear skirts and like to
powder their noses
and when they go to heaven they
Aye, like angels
Yeah but angels are men Thomas
No one told me that
lt's true, angels are men
You got a big white rabbit with
long floppy ears?
No but we have one with short
What's his name?
His name is Arthur, he's over here
Oh right he'll do yeah
What is this George?
lt's a rabbit
You're not going to start all that
business again are you?
Yeah, why not?
Look George you can't go in there
And Mortwell is he different too?
Come on George your not going in
l've done years for him Thomas!
Listen, George you don't know
what they are up to now
l don't give a fuck, give us the
No listen, oi, what do you want it
l'm going to give it to him
Well its up to you
We're closed. Tell him Terry
Yeah we're closed sir
He'll have a lettuce and l'll have a
That's right and this is Arthur
What you doing here?
Looking for Mortwell Terry, bit of
work you know, what do you do now?
Whatever comes up
Yeah but this is a knocking shop
Leave it out George
So where is he?
He's not around
Well he must be somewhere
Better ask Dudley George
Knew l was out?
l suspected it George
So where is he?
He's away George, South of France
He owes me Dudley, he said he'd
look after me
He said a lot of things George
Next time you see him, give him
Oi George, George, come on
Look, we need a driver
l'm a driver
Do you know what a bleeper is?
l can't understand it, how's that
lt's supposed to go bleep wherever
Well it bounces off the post office
Miracle of modern technology
Yeah but it ain't got an aerial or
Ah but it doesn't need one, look l'll
show you right
What's that? ls that going?
No that's just a tester
Well don't fuck about with it for
You've been pulling that bleeding
knob ain't ya
Bet you've buggered it
What do you think?
What do you do melt it down and
No they're ornamental George
Aye, l reckon it'll go a bomb
Where did you get it?
Contacts George, can't find plastic
spaghetti just anywhere
Nah, don't suppose too many
people make it do they?
Aye well the Japanese cornered
Do ya fancy a fibreglass fruit flan
or a polystyrene tooty-fruity?
Fancy a cup of tea?
What's it made of?
Where's the bar?
Take a seat sir and l'll take your
Thank you sir
Are you doing business?
Darling sorry l kept you
What's with the darlin'?
For fuck sake
What do you think this is the
Look do you have business in this
hotel or can l really help you?
Where's your car?
Pretend you know me would you
But l don't know you do l
Not the back, the front
So where do they get you from?
Under a cabbage leaf
l have to work these places
the bar boy turns a blind eye but
the manager doesn't
Are you going to tell me where
you wanna go?
Didn't they tell you that? You're
meant to be my date not my minicab driver
What does your date do?
He looks after me you dingbat he's
meant to want to see me
And what if he don't?
How do you pretend?
Christ who sent you?
Does it matter you're the tom
Just shut up and drive would you
Oh can l have a large bloody Mary?
l'm sitting here alright
Here did you hear me?
Are you serving here or just
wearing in a new pair of shoes, Oi!
Do ya want a drink?
They don't seem to serve you here
l've done it wrong again ain't l? Ok
l got it wrong.That's all
What do you expect, l'm not used
to working in piss holes like this
That was quick
You were asleep
Was l, how was he?
l beg your pardon
How was the Arab?
None of your business
Oh, alright, where to?
Like a chocolate sandwich?
Bit down market in it?
Drive on please
You leave me here
Good night then
You'll have to get yourself some
Why will l have to get meself
lf you're to drive me
Here use this
l'm not having you paying me
You don't even like me
l can claim it
ls this real?
Aye of course, got a present for
ls it good?
Somebody's murdering opera
And after every murder they leave
What's a Percheron?
Kind of horse
You mean like a white horse that
pulls a milk cart?
Aye, that kind of thing
Oh right. And?
Well then it gets complicated,
might just spoil it for you
What do ya think?
You don't like them?
Well l bought them didn't l
You bought them
Oh fuck, here, here's your change
Not here for Jesus sake
You're as much cover as a pair of
l may as well be wearing a sign
around my neck
All you're missing is the gold
Don't like them either?
Fucking hate them
See l'm cheap, l can't help it, God
made me that way
Being cheap is one thing, looking
cheap is another. That really takes talent
Some woman are whores some
whores are black
You take what you are given don't
l didn't ask to drive you around, l
was given you, same as you was given me
The only difference is you
complain and l don't!!
Turn it off!!
You heard me turn it off
Look you ask me to buy clothes l
buy em, but you make remarks
Did anybody ever teach you
Do you wanna work for me?
Get out, get fucking out... Now tell
me l'm fired
All right you're fired
Lovely. l'm fired and you're street
Go screw yourself
Look, come on
Look, come on, you can't stand in
the middle of the road
You're gonna get run over.Come on
Please l'm sorry, alright l wasted
your money, l look ridiculous, l'm sorry
You don't look that bad
Well bad enough
Get in the car. Hey. Madam
Alright, alright l'm sorry
We're gonna get run over here
Where do you want to go?
Up to Highgate
Madam thought you might like
Oh thank you very much, will she
No more than usual sir
Oh right, cheers
Who do l give this to?
Oh thank you, thanks a lot. Ta ra.
He took his time, what did he fall
asleep half way through?
Well you never know with these
darkies do you?
l'm sorry, well l told you l was
cheap didn't l
Where to now?
Back to the meat rack, your wish
is my command
Jesus they're so young, here tell
Do they ever want you back?
What they fall in love with you?
Well do they?
Sometimes they fall for what they
think l am
What do they think you are?
What do you think. Black whore
Did l say that
What do you think then?
Well you ain't no night nurse
No l ain't no night nurse
Lets say you are a lady
So what about this job then?
Well its just driving, you know
Oh, driving who?
A tall thin black tart. l could
write a book about it
Too many t's
No, no. He comes out the nick and
they owe him one
And they give him a job, driving a
tall thin black tart
And she fucking hates him, treats
him like a doormat
And he hates her?
Well kind of
You mean he likes her?
He don't even know her does he
You look better in the daytime
Yeah so do you, where do ya wanna
What you wanna walk?
Yes, its good for you
Bit early though in it?
l know but the early bird catches
Clever little bastard
You got business here?
They're pure silk
Do you like men's clothes?
Sometimes. How about a thin
Here look at that
lts lovely, what do you think?
What do you wanna wear men's
l don't, its for you
Yeah, try it
You can't dress me
Yes l can try it. Look if you wanna
work for me you dress yourself
l said no
Take the fucking thing will you?
l may as well then may'n l?
Yeah you may as well
What do ya think?
Yeah its lovely, thank you
There was this frog and no one
would ever kiss him...
Well he was a frog weren' he. You
know the story don't ya?
Yeah, turned into a prince
Yeah. Then they got...
A Bloody Mary is it sir
No, l'd like a pot of tea please
Earl Grey or Lapsang Souchong?
Very good sir
Good evening sir, may l see your
Denny. Denny. lt's all right Denny
Jesus Christ George
What am l doing here right?
l didn't say that
Don't be sorry its bad to be sorry
Rachid this is George
Of course we have met
How did you get on the other
night, was she good?
Come on George
Look l'm sorry, but l've been trying
to contact ya
Wasn't Dudley looking after ya?
Well yeah, yeah, he is but l mean
lts nothing like the personal touch
is there? seven years
This isn't the time, this is
But we've got a lot to talk about
So we have, l'll ring you
Did ya get the rabbit?
What do you mean?
Well l mean, ya know. Alright?
What is wrong with you?
l dunno, what's wrong with me?
Here mate you as fast as your
Maybe it's for her, hey?
l've got a daughter that age
She's not out there
Jesus l hope not
Go on Grandad give it to me
Here shall we go?
Do you want some? l'm good. l do
French, twosomes, l'm very good
Look go home to your mum will
l know your type, want it but you
won't pay for it will ya.
l've see you before, your...
Go on piss off
Has he had you Rosie? l'll fix the
lf you don't want her you fuck off
man and take your fucking motor with ya
You! What you doing here?
lf Anderson finds you he'll cut
your face off
Drive would you
You nigger tart
Stop it go on get fucking out of
here! Leave him George
So tell me, what was that all
about, well come on?
Not here, come on inside
Where did you learn to do that?
Picked it up along the way
How do you know him?
Like you along the way. l used to
work that street
Anderson is a ponce, a pimp
An animal born in a butcher's shop
But have you got a ponce now?
No, got you
Did he knock you about?
He used to adjust my face, yes
Why didn't ya leave?
He told me he would cut me up,
then he told me l was wonderful
What all in the same breath?
That's what a ponce does
He drives flash cars and lives in a
room with a paraffin heater
l had a friend then, he ran the two
She was younger than me.
Beautiful. She had a habit, that's why l stayed
One day l couldn't take it any
l met a man with a gold ring, who
took me to Brighton
When l woke up he was gone
l didn't mind, saw the sea outside
Met another on the pier and that
paid the hotel bill
Stayed the whole summer, even
managed to save. l came back to London
Met the man with the gold ring
again then and a different world
Learned about the West End Hotels
l took a taxi round that street
looking for Cath but she was gone
lf you last a year and a half on
that street you're lucky. l was lucky, l got out
Cathy, her names Cathy. She's a
Londoner. She has a tattoo on her hand, there
l promised l would look after her
Things can happen out there
On the streets, in the clubs, l
can't go down but you could
l'll pay you
Any way l can
l want to find her. You know the
way it is?
You're a good man Mr George
How can ya tell?
l can tell. Will you think about it?
Yeah, l'll think about it
Goodnight Mr George
Goodnight, thanks for the drink
Put the light out. What do you
What happened to the spaghetti?
Went like hot cakes
What ya gonna do with them?
l'm working on that
D'ya think so?
Christ. What's happened t'ya
l'm growing up Thomas. Want to
look like other people
You'll never look like other people
Fuck is that true? Well she don't
Aye, what she up to?
She's not up to anything, she's a
friend of mine
She's got to be up to something
George, what do you think this lot cost?
Well she's a woman of substance.
She's a lady
l thought you said she was a tart,
tall thin black tart?
Well maybe, but she's still a
Sorry about the language
Nice car, can l get in then? Oi
They friends of yours?
Come on, get in
You made a right mess up that day
Yeah l know. l'm sorry
So you should be
What d'ya mum say?
She don't talk about ya
Dad why did you leave?
Didn't she tell ya?
Well l'm not going to tell you
Go on please
l was a bad lot, l'll tell you some
Are you still a bad lot?
lts not up to me to say is it?
Yes dear. Sit down
Oh, hang on
That's it, got to look our best
Got your ticket?
No, no thanks you've gotta have a
Look if you've got a ticket then
How much is that?
What after the three pound l just
paid to get in?
l don't make the rules
Do you want someone to join you?
Have you got any blondes?
What do you think?
Any chance of a cup of tea?
Don't worry it's disinfectant.
George l didn't know you were a kinky?
What are you doing here then?
Looking for a girl
No, no not that kind of girl, she's a
young girl called Cathy
Yeah, she's blonde and she's got a
little tattoo there
Young, blonde, Cathy
Yeah that's right
Come back in a couple of hours
No the Go-Go, see what l can do
Oh right, thanks Terry. See you in
a couple of hours
l don't want a drink, l'm just
coming to see a mate
Terry you know him? Oh here he is
You had any luck?
Yeah l found her for you
Yeah, who Cathy?
Yeah the blonde
No, no the young one
l'm a bit surprised though George
She's very young
Here look love, do me a favour, go
away will ya leave me alone
Well you know the way it is
Yeah l know how it is George.
Tim'll take you up there all right. Tim!
Yeah, the Japanese
Hello, my names Cathy, what's
Don't you want to come down and
sit next to me George?
Where are you from love?
l'm from here
No, listen, don't, don't, don't
You've to tell me what you want
Yeah well l wanna talk
Sshhh he's listening, he'll be angry
if you don't come out happy
Well l am happy
He thinks l'm no good but l am
good, aren't l George?
Yeah..yeah, yeah you're very good,
Doesn't mean you can't talk though
Where did you get these bruises
l told you, he gets angry
Where are you from love?
No, no, no, no look its no good l'm
looking for someone else
Don't say that George, please don't
What do you mean he'll hit you
Look he won't hit you again Cathy
Not if you are happy he won't
l told you l am happy
Will you tell him that George,
please, tell him that?
Alright, alright l'll tell him
She's a good girl Cathy
Yes very good
Come by anytime she'll be here
Yes l will l promise
Just ask for me
And you are?
Smith, Mr Smith
l went to those clubs like you said
And, met a girl, about years of
age, bruises all over her face
Said she wanted to make me happy
What was her name?
Nah she was the wrong girl
ls that what you say? l'm gonna
make you happy
Why am l doing this?
So what happened to the dwarf
after he ran of with the ermmm?
Yeah, yeah sorry
Well he goes back to the
What the horse does?
No, no the dwarf, he's got another
session right and just as he's leaving the office:...
How did you know that?
l'm good at these things. Don't tell
me it was the lawyers wife
No, no it was the horse
What the horse did the murder,
murdered the lawyers wife?
Not the fucking lawyers wife, the
horse, the horse was the victim right
lt was the horse that got
What with an ice pick?
Yeah that would be good, l like
that. Anyway listen
What about this tall thin black
Ah. Well we got it wrong, the fella
did. Actually she's a nun in disguise
What kind of nun?
A sister of mercy, you know those
that wear the big white bonnets
Aye, with the big thingies on it.
She doesn't wear this the whole time though?
Well she can't can she cos she's on
Look a bit funny wouldn't it? And
spoil the point of the exercise
She wouldn't be in disguise then
Well that's nuns for you
Can you tell them George is here
There's a mister George down here
Yeah that's ok, all right
How's the misses?
Don't see her Denny
Ah, the kid then
She's fine, she's fine
lt's my birthday today, you know
that? My fucking birthday
Well happy birthday
Thank you very much George,
Aren't you going to ask me what
What age are you?
Fifty two George, and you?
Well its not my birthday is it?
No its not your birthday is it? You
know what l think?
What do you think?
l think that you think that l left
you in the shit
Well you did didn't ya? Kind of
Have a drink anyway George, life
goes on happening
We can't control it, we can only
swim in it
So what happens when you can't
You get water on the brain George
But that can't be good Denny...
And you know what happens then
You get confused and always with
the little things, you know the little things
What little things?
Do you or do you not get confused?
Yeah, l get confused
You still get confused?
Yes, l get confused
Great, great, well at least now
you know. You do know it don't you George?
Alright now l know
Well that's something, because do
you know what l'm good at George?
l'm good at the little things, the
little things that mean everything
lt seems that you forget George
l've got a family of me own now
and its all perfectly legal
And it's all through the little
things and you are part of that family George
One of my favourite parts
l'm glad Denny
l'm happy that you are glad
George, want another drink?
No, so what's it all about, what
am l doing here?
You're being happy that's what its
You come out, l wasn't here, now
l'm here. l want you to know that l know that
That girl, see's the Arab
You ask her what she does
What d'ya mean what she does?
l mean what she does, what he
pays her for?
Because you drive her George, you
should notice these things
The little things. The business is
different but the rules are still the same
l mean l can't ask her that
She tells you truthfully mind,
You tell me and l'll be happy
You didn't like me did you?
Don't, don't worry, everyone hates
me once in a while
But its important to me George
that you're happy
Well, l'm happy
You'd better go now
You pick me up again?
Your mum wouldn't like it
Well we can keep a secret then or
Can you do tricks
What kind'da tricks?
l don't know, any sort of tricks,
dad's are meant to do tricks aren't they?
How about that?
That's a good trick, see you later
Do you wanna do it in the road or
You're out early
l do the rush hour
You, you told him didn't you
Told him what?
You know what, you told him l was
no fucking good that's what, bastard
Oi, oi come here
But l didn't tell him, why should l,
l said fuck off
Come here, listen come here, come
Get off me will you, get off me
You silly cow, you'll get us both
What do you want? please
What did he do?
What do you think he fucking did?
he beat me up and he took all my stuff
And you told him didn't you, you
fucking told him
l told him l was happy that's all, l
Look come on girl l'll buy you a
cup of tea hey
No, get me an ice cream
Yeah, yeah all right
What do you want?
Eh, Knicker-Bocker Glory
And a tea
Used to eat them all the time
when l was first down here
Thought l was pregnant
How old are you?
You're not are ya?
Well, what am l then?
You're fifteen ain't ya?
OK l'm fifteen
And a half
Where did you get that?
From a man like you. So what do
you want then?
l just wanna talk
You mean talk dirty?
No, l just wanna talk
Well how did you know where to
l didn't know where to find you
l wasn't looking for you l was
looking for somebody else
Well that's not very nice is it, so l
wasn't any good the other night then
You were wond... ah shit. Look l'm
looking for a young girl just like you
Whose called Cathy, just like you
Yeah but my names May
You told me your name was Cathy
Yeah well l say whatever you want
me to don't l
Look stop doing that will ya. What
were you doing there?
What do you think l was doing? l'm
a working woman aren't l
l can't live on fresh air. You going
to pay me?
Shut up. l only wanna talk
Yeah well it all adds up doesn't it
l mean its my valuable time you're
taking up, it costs
All right, all right, l'll pay ya
You sure you didn't tell him?
Cross my heart
l believe you. Here's my ice cream
lt's one thirty five please. Thank
you very much
What you doing? Where you going?
You haven't finished your ice cream
Get out of that car you silly cow,
you wanna get yourself beaten up again
What do you do with him?
Harry Mentabnab your Arab
What is this George?
l've been asked to find out
Who asked you?
l don't have a boss
Yes you do, he's my boss too,
Well tell him l drink tea
Master wished you to have them
For the man
Yeah take them through there, out
How many you got here any idea?
No, no, l've no idea
What's that, you interested in that
Nah take it. Your family aren't ya
Yeah, suppose l am
Can l get out this way?
Yeah just round the back
What d'ya get?
What do you mean nothing?
l mean nothing Denny the opposite
of something. They drink tea
Why would she lie?
l don't know you find out
How am l going to find out?
Well take a picture, climb a
drainpipe, find out
l've got a picture
You trying to be funny George?
l told you Denny she drinks tea
You are funny Georgie
Suppose l am yeah
Get something better
Well how do you mean, better?
l mean nasty, slimey, kinky
l don't wanna know anything about
tea, all right then George?
What does Mortwell want?
He wants to win friends and
How does he do that?
Through girls like me
Can l come up, l've got something
to show ya
l'll show you upstairs right
l do deliveries when l'm not
poncing for you
You are not poncing for me
Well what is it then?
What kind of deliveries?
Turn it off, fuck you, you bastard
Who is it?
What does it matter who it is? lts
me and a piece of meat
Just tell me his name
That's Anderson, Jesus, why am l
Cos l asked you
No, no, no
Because you like me, you fancy me
but having me is nothing George
any prick can have me
l'm screwed by old men so fat l
have to lift myself onto them
Don't hit me George, nobody hits
me, they can have me but they can't hit me
That fucker did, every day, every
every day whenever they had a
l'm sorry, you don't understand do
No, l don't understand, what don't l
There are people out there who
like this kind of thing
and pay him to get it for them
lf he has Cathy anyone can have
her, for what ever they want
Thought that was the idea
l mean anyone. Any sadistic
bastard who likes little girls George
Channel is it? Couldn't finish
the book and you're watching this crap
You used to be my hero George
Can you get your hero a gun
Remember the horse that was
l did it and the lawyers wife was
You're not joking are you?
When did l ever joke?
You used to tell that one about the
Yeah but no one ever laughed
though did they?
lt's the way you tell them
You a member?
Three twenty please
Very good for stress you know.
So this woman says to her
husband, she says l'm leaving you
He says, oh please darling don't
leave me, l'll buy you a mink coat
She says l don't want one l'm
He says, please don't leave me, he
says, l'll buy you a diamond necklace
She says, l don't want one, he says
l'll buy you a villa in the South of
She says l don't want one, he says
well what do you want. She says l wanna divorce
He says, l wasn't thinking of
spending that kind of money. Ha, ha, ha, ha
He wants the blonde kid, can you
get her again?
Take her to my place
Number around O'clock
Shit. Come on move
Do you wanna put that cigarette
You're in a church
You a priest?
What's your name?
ls that better? What's your name
Yes who is this?
Simone. Jesus Christ
You bloody fool you
Shut up you fucking pervert
This is a private room
What the bleedin' hells going on
Get out George. Get out. Give him
What do you mean get out he's tied
you to the bleeding bed
You said you were respectable
l am fucking respectable
You bloody bitch you
You watch your fucking language
What's the matter with you?
Stop it, George, George, George!
What the bleedin, hell is this? Do
this all the time do you?
What made you come here,
l've found her
Put your clothes on, make yourself
Where is she?
She's with your mate
Just a minute, just a minute, what
the hell's going on here?
Don't you touch me
l know you two
Don't keep touching me
l just want to look in your bag and
see what you've got in there
Get out of here
Call the police. Get after that
Jesus what was that?
Christ you don't need anybody do
l do, l need you. So where is she?
She's with your friend Anderson
You've seen her?
ln a church. What did he meet her
in a Church for?
lt's the one place no one ever goes
So where do you wanna go?
lt's alright l'm here
You rushing off?
Where am l going to rush to?
Come on up then
Haven't you someone to rush to?
You know l haven't
Everyone should have
But you haven't
But how, how are you different?
l'm the girl they rush home from
Simone get back...
He cut my fucking arm off
Ahhhhh Leave me alone
Sshhh. Press the button
Are you all right?
Yeah, Jesus you know some nice
He knows where l live George, he
knows where l live
Calm down, get your keys out,
here do us a favour scratch my nose
You good at this too?
Mmmm. Good at most things
Do you think he'll be back?
Don't want to think about it
You'd better come and stay with
Where is this?
My friend Thomas's place, he likes
Don't ya Thomas, eh. Don't worry
the dwarf did it again
There's a dwarf whose been
murdering opera singers, why don't you tell her
Aye, that's right, this dwarf's
been bumping off...
Oh sorry l haven't introduced ya.
Thomas this is Simone
How do you do Simone?
Pleased to meet you Thomas
Oh excuse the hands eh
Sorry about the mess, l've been
moving around carburettors. Have a seat
Didn't you like that?
No you didn't did you?
You're the priest
That's right, Father George
Well you weren't meant to
Where's your clothes?
Why are you here?
Simone sent me, remember
Simone, now come on
What did you do to her eh, what
did you do to her?
Don't worry sir, l'll take care of it
Do you know any other songs?
Want a cup of tea? Come on, come
You like ice cream?
lt's the only thing l can eat
What do you mean?
Well you know
No l don't know
Well l can't take food anymore,
Well what can you take?
You don't know anything do you?
No, no l don't know anything
l don't mean to be rude, l like you
Oh, l'm glad
Do you like me?
l don't know you do l?
She likes me
She really likes me
l'll wait out here all right
You like her don't you?
l don't know her do l. Lets face it
you're not a very good bet though are ya George?
So what was the story then?
More complicated than the story
about the horse?
l'd better be getting back then,
what d'ya think?
You going to be all right then eh?
Where is she?
Who's he then?
He's a friend of mine
He's the ice cream man, Mr
Whippy, left your van outside have you?
What's the matter with her?
Do me a favour would you, get this
from the chemist
Listen you'd better have this.
Here, you never know do ya?
Brought the ice cream?
Like babes in the wood
l like the seaside; l've always
liked the seaside. Do you like the seaside?
Come for a walk on the pier
Did you used to do this walk?
With your gentlemen?
Come on then, show me the sights
Did you dance with them? Eh did
you waltz? Did you tango?
Come on l'll buy you a present.
Lets have a party shall we? err mate, ha, ha, ha
Come here, eh. Come here
What do you think eh?
Here. Beautiful, cover those
fucking eyes eh Told you l was cheap didn't l?
Seven years away l could do with
a tan. Come here
You've got a tan, where did you get
your tan? Can't l have a tan?
What's wrong with me?
What's the matter, am l too old
for you? Am l too cheap?
Hey, you know, come on, just show
me the sights
You know, give me some Brighton
That's all l want, we're on holiday
We're meant to have fun, like men
and women do
They have fun, they walk arm in
arm you know
Cos they love each other and they
so they can love each other more
and have a little baby, only a little one
And have fights with the fucking
mother in law
You know the way it is, between
men and fucking women eh?
Come on say something, anything,
l'm sorry, l can't
l'm worried, so are you going to
Tell you what?
As my friend Thomas would say,
the whole story
You like her don't ya?
Of course l like her
Yeah but you like her in a special
way, in the songs
Well l've sold myself for a couple
She needs me George
And you needed me to get her
You ever need someone?
All the time
You bloody fool George, you bloody
Can't you leave it Denny?
No George, l can't leave it at all,
can l lovey?
Look at this tart. What you do it
l mean look at her. lts all right l'm
not going to hurt ya
your pimp will do that for me
See l'm giving them both back to
you, the two of them
Ahh don't touch me
She's got a gun George
She's blown my fucking toes off.
lt hurts doesn't it?
lt really fucking hurts
Come on then, come on then
l would hurt you too
Fucking Cow, You fucking cow. You
would have done it wouldn't ya?
You would have done it. l'm just
another fucking punter to you
She was trapped, from the first
time he met her, she was trapped
Like a bird in a cage
But he couldn't see it, well he
liked her too much
No he was the sort who couldn't
see in front of his face and there she was in pain
Ah well when you are soppy about
you can't see things like that can
ya? and there he was soppy sod
Oh she had faith in him, she
believed in him and he had a lot of hope for her
And then there was love, yeah,
yeah she was in love all right
She really was. But not with him,
ha, ha and that's the story
That's the whole story?
How are ya?
You're looking well