My Darling Clementine Script - Dialogue Transcript

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My Darling Clementine Script








[Singing Continues]







Yee-ha! Ya-hoo!



Yee, yippa-hoo! Yeah-ha!



[Singing Continues]



[Singing Continues]




Hi-yah, hi-yah!




¡Yviva! Hi-yah!



Hi-yah, hi-yah, hi-yah!

Come on, Sophie!



[Yelling, Indistinct]



Hey! Ha ha ha ha ha, whoa!



Hey! Ho hi hi hi!






- Texas?

- [Men Whooping]



- Chihuahua steers!

- [Cattle Bleating]



- Howdy!

- Howdy!



My name's Clanton!

This is my boy Ike! My oldest boy!



Any sweet water up beyond?



Yeah, two, three miles,

straight up the trail!



Cattle look pretty scrawny!






Me and my brothers

were trailin' 'em on to California!



If you ain't got 'em committed to no shipper,

I'll take 'em off your hands!



Not interested!



Make you a good offer!

Pay you in silver, three dollars a head!






Might raise it

to five dollars silver!



Made more than that in Mexico!



They'll be a sorry-lookin' lot

by the time they get to California, son!



They'll feed out

when we get to grass country!



Sure is rough-lookin'country.



Ain't no cow country!

Mighty different where I come from!



- What do they call this place?

- Just over the rise there!



Big town called Tombstone!



- A fine town!

- Tombstone?



Yeah, I heard of it!



Well, me and my brothers

might! ride in there tonight!



Get ourselves a shave, maybe!

Glass of beer!



Yeah, you would enjoy yourself!



Wide awake, wide open town... Tombstone!

Get anything you want there!



Thank you!



[Whip Cracks]



James, this is mighty fine chow!



One of these days you're gonna be

as good a cook as Ma!



Well, I'm learnin', tryin'!



That's what I keep tellin' him! Corie Sue

ain't marryin' him 'cause he's so pretty!



'Cause he's such

an awful good cook!



There goes that chingadera again!



That sure is a mighty

pretty piece of brass!



Brass? That's solid silver!



Twenty-five American dollars worth

of solid silver! Ain't it, brother Wyatt?



Yeah, it sure is, James!

Don't let him fool ya!



It's gonna look mighty pretty

with them yellow curls of Corie Sue's!



Ain't that the truth now!



Let's mount up!

If we're going to town, let's get goin'!



$   gold!



By garnies,

you sure got a bargain!




Whoa, girl. Whoa!



- So long, James.

- So long, James.



So long, Wyatt! Morgan!



So long, Virgil!






[People Yelling, Whooping]




There it is... Tombstone!




Let's go!



- [Honky-tonk]

- [Chattering]



- [Honky-tonk]

- [Chattering]



Good evening, gentlemen.

Welcome to the Bon Ton Tonsorial Parlor.



- Barbershop?

- Well, if you wanna call it that!



What can I do for you?



- Shave!

- Haircut?



- Shave!

- We give baths too!






I don't know how to work it so good!

Only had it a week!



Come all the way from Chicago!



- Say, you fellas miners?

- No!



Prospectors, huh?



We're cattlemen.

Just passing through here.



Shave, please!



- [Gunshot]

- [Women Screaming]






- Hey, barber!

- [Gunshot]



What kind of a town is this?



- Barber!

- [Gunshots]



- [Gunshots Continue]

- [People Yelling, Screaming]



- [Gunshot]

- [Women Screaming]



- [Gunshot]

- [Women Screaming]



Well, Luke, you know your duty!



You and your marshals

go on in there and get him out!



That's Indian Charlie

in there, drunk!



And I ain't commitin'

suicide on myself!



- Me neither!

- No, sir! I ain't a-goin' in there!



What kind of town is this anyway?

Excuse me, ma'am!



A man can't get a shave

without getting his head blowed off!



You're the marshal?

Go get that drunk Indian outta there!



Why don't you go in

and get him out yourself?



- They ain't payin' me for it!

- And they ain't payin' me enough either!



- [Indian Charlie] Ay!

- [Gunshots]



[People Yelling, Screaming]



[Glass Breaking]



Young man, you be careful!






- [Women Scream]

- It's all right, ladies!



I don't blame ol' Luke!

I wouldn't go in there either! [Laughs]



[Punches Land, Clattering]



What kind of a town is this anyway?

Selling liquor to Indians!






Put a knot on his head

bigger than a turkey's egg!



Indian, get outta town

and stay out!



How would you like to stay on here?

As marshal, I mean!



Nope! Barber!



-     a month goes with this badge!

- Not interested!



I'm just passin' through, tryin' to

get me a relaxin' little shave!



- We'll make it    !

- Not interested!



Hey, Mr Bon Ton!



- Shave, please!

- Well, we sure wanna thank you, Mr...



- Earp! Wyatt Earp!

- What?



You're not, by any chance,

the marshal from Dodge City?






The cattle's gone!












- Mayor, is that marshalin'job still open?

- It sure is!



- I'll take it!

- It's yours!



Providing my brothers

are my deputies!



- When do you wanna start?

- Now!



Who runs the gamblin'

around here?



Doc Holliday, mostly!



- Who runs the cattle?

- The Clantons!



Old man Clanton

and his four sons!



Good evening, Mr Clanton!



Good evening!



I'm the fella

with the trail herd, remember?



Oh, sure, I remember you!



You was right!

I didn't get very far with them!



They was rustled this evening!



That so?



Well, that's too bad!



Guess you'll be heading

for California, huh?



No, I figured

on stickin' around a while!



Got myself a job!



- Cow punchin'?

- Marshalin'!



Marshalin'? In Tombstone?






Well, good luck to you, Mr ...



Earp. Wyatt Earp.









Eighteen years!



Didn't get much of a chance,

did you, James?






I wrote to Pa and Corie Sue!



They're gonna be

all busted up over it!



Corie Sue's young, but Pa!



Guess he'll never get over it!



I'll be coming out

to see you regular, James!



So will Morg and Virg!



We're gonna be around here

for a while!



Can't tell, maybe when

we leave this country!



Young kids like you

will be able to grow up and live safe!




Hyah! Hyah!



Well, what'd you find out?



I followed their trail

from Clanton country to the river!



They're moving cattle all right!



Well, get yourself some sleep!

There's coffee on the stove and some beans!



Morg's riding shotgun to Tucson!



Say, maybe I'd better ask around

the banks while I'm down there, huh?



No, they're too smart for that!



[Piano, Fiddle]



[Woman] Chihuahua, sing us

the one about the old blind mule.






[Slower Tempo]






[Singing Continues]






[Singing Continues]



[Cheering, Chattering]



Hey, Mac, l...

I hear Doc's coming back tonight!



Maybe he is and maybe he ain't!

I ain't heard!



Well, uh, do you know

where he's been?



Tucson. Over the border.

Who knows where Doc goes?



I love poker!



Yes, sir, I really love poker!



Every hand a different problem!



I gotta do

a little figurin' here!



What would I do

if I was in your boots, Mr Gambler?



You drew three cards

and I stood pat, and yet you raised me.



Now the question is:

What should I do?



Yeah, mighty

interesting game... poker!



Game of chance!



Listen, miss, I admire poker,

but you're increasing the odds!



I catch you doing that again, I'll run you

back to the Apache reservation!



- Listen, Mr Tin-star Marshal!

- Where you belong!



This is Doc Holliday's town,

and when he comes back...









Sorry, gents, but I don't like

eight-handed poker games!



Oh, Mr Marshal,

you don't think that l...



No, no!

Well, where were we?



He just raised you, Marshal!



Oh, yeah! Well, seeing as you know

I got three of a kind!



I guess I'll...



Hiya, Doc!




Have a good trip?




Doc Holliday.



Nice-lookin' fella!



[Mac] Doc, don't let us

have any trouble, huh?



I told you to get outta town

and stay out!



Oh, Doc, I'll cut you in

on the game!



I told you to get outta town!



Check me in, will you?



That door's for ladies

and gentlemen!



Go on with your game, gentlemen!



Well, you can cash me in!

It's getting late! I'll see you all later!



It sure is a hard town

for a fella!



To! have a quiet game

of poker in!



- Howdy!

- Good evening!



- I'm...

- Wyatt Earp! I know! I know all about you!



And your reason

for being here, but...



Heard a lot about you too, Doc!



You left your mark around

in Deadwood, Denver and places!



In fact, a man could

almost follow your trail!



Goin' from graveyard

to graveyard!



There's one here too!



The biggest graveyard

west of the Rockies!



Marshals and I usually

get along much better when, uh!



We understand that right away!



Get your meaning, Doc!



Good! Have a drink?



Thanks, believe I will!



Mac, a glass of champagne

for the marshal!



Make it whiskey!



You're my guest, Marshal!






Champagne it is, Mac!



[Snapping Fingers]



- [Champagne Cork Pops]

- [Piano]



Plan on staying here long?



A while!



Till you catch the rustlers

that killed your brother?



It's the general idea!



What's the specific idea?



I don't follow you quite!



You haven't taken into your head

to deliver us from all evil!



I hadn't thought of it quite like that,

but ain't a bad idea!



It's what I'm gettin' paid for!



Let's get down to cases, Marshal!



I, for instance!



How would you handle me

if I took a notion to break the law?



You already have!



For example!



Runnin' that tinhorn

outta town!



That's none of your business!



I see we're in

opposite camps, Marshal!



- Draw!

- [Cocks Gun]









We can take care of that

easily enough!






My brother Morg's gun!



[Uncocks Gun]



The big one, that's Morg!



The other one, that good-lookin' fella,

that's my brother Virg!



This is Doc Holliday, fellas!



- Hiya, Doc!

- Howdy!






Have a drink!



- [Chattering]

- [Resumes]



Don't mind if I do, Doc!



- Join us, Mac!

- Yes, sir! Thanks!






- Your health!

- Your health, Doc!






- [Stops]

- [Cheering]



Thank you!



Come, come, my good man! Let me have service,

or I'll take my patronage elsewhere!



[Piano, Fiddle]



Your foot, sir!






That's the actor

in tonight's show!



Shakespeare in Tombstone!




Coming right up, Mr Shakespeare.



It's been a long time

since I've heard Shakespeare!



How would you like to

join me tonight, Marshal?



Yeah, fine!



Better see he gets to the theater,

or there won't be any show!



Mac, cash in for me, will you?



Yes, sir!



Dad, take Mr Thorndyke

over to the Bird Cage!



Bird cage? You're incarcerating me

in a bird cage, sir?



- That's the name of the theater!

- The theater?



The show! Good heavens!



The show must go on!



Lead on!



Drinks on the house!












¡Tortillas! ¡Enchiladas!

¡Con cerveza! ¡Tortillas!



¡Enchiladas! ¡Con cerveza!



May I present

my friend Wyatt Earp!



- Him? A friend?

- "He," not him!



Well, he or him,

he ain't no friend of mine!



What she's trying to say, Doc,

is, uh, we've met before!



Sort of found ourselves together

in a eight-handed poker game!






[Clears Throat]




[Women Cheering]



- And gentlemen!

- [Men Cheering]



Owing to circumstances

that I had nothing to do with!



The show, The Convict's Oath,

will not appear tonight!



[Crowd Jeering]



But, as if I didn't already

have enough trouble!



That eminent actor,

that sterling tragedian!



Mr Granville...







Has completely disappeared!



[Yelling, Jeering]



Wait a minute!

What are you acting so mad about?



Why, this is the fourth time

this year this has happened, Marshal!



Bird imitators!

Bird imitators, that's all we get!



- Gentlemen, I can explain!

- What are you fixin' to do about it?



Marshal, be reasonable! All we want

to do is to ride him around town!



- A couple of times on the rail!

- [Crowd Agreeing]



Well, that sounds

reasonable enough to me!



Oh, no, not that!

Oh, no!



Wait a minute, boys!

Wait a minute!



I got a better idea!

Just give me    minutes!



And I think I can find this Mr .../i>



- [Crowd] Thorndyke!

- I'll bring him back here!



Now sit down! Take your seats again!

Have another beer!



[Crowd Chattering]



Look, Yorick! Can't you give us

nothing but them poems?



I have a very large

repertoire, sir!



Great! All right, Yorick!

Go ahead! Shoot!



[All Laughing]



Minstrel, pray help me!






Wait! I wanna hear this!



Thank you!



To be, or not to be:



That is the question!



Whether 'tis nobler

in the mind!



To suffer the slings and arrows

of outrageous fortune!



Or to take arms

against a sea of troubles!



And by opposing end them?



To die, to sleep, no more.



And by a sleep,

to say we end the heartaches...



and the thousand natural shocks

that flesh is heir to!



'Tis a consummation

devoutly to be wish'd!



To die, to sleep!



To sleep, perchance to dream.



Ay, there's the rub!



For in that sleep of death,

what dreams may come!



When we have shuffled off

this mortal coil...



That's enough!

That's enough!



[Shot Glass Shatters]



You don't know nothin'

but them poems!



You can't sing!

Maybe you can dance!




Leave him alone.



Please go on, Mr Thorndyke!



- Thank you, gentleman!

- [Piano Continues]



Must give us pause!



There's the respect!



That makes calamity

of so long life!



For who would bear

the whips and scorns of time!



The law's delay,

the insolence of office!



And the spurns that patient

merit of the unworthy take!



When he himself

might his quietus make!



With a bare bodkin?



Who would fardels bear,

to grunt and sweat!



Under a weary life...






Please, help me, sir!



But that the dread

of something after death!



Would you carry on?



I'm afraid! it's been so long!



The undiscover'd country!



From whose bourn

no traveler returns!



Puzzles the will and makes us

rather bear those ills we have...



than fly to others

that we know not of!



Thus, conscience does make

cowards of us all!









They're waiting for you

at the theater, Mr Thorndyke!



Thank you, sir!



Shakespeare was not

meant for taverns!



Nor for tavern louts!



Yorick stays here!



[Woman] ¿Qué pasa? ¿Qué pasa?

¡Parece que hay bandidos!



My apologies, Marshal!



Ike and Phin have had

a little whiskey!



Sure! I figured they was just

having themselves some fun!



Come on, Mr Thorndyke!

I'll take you to the theater!



- Stop!

- Stop, Pa! Stop!






When you pull a gun, kill a man!



Yes, Pa!



[Dinner Bell Clanging]



Whoa! Whoa!



Tombstone, folks! All out for breakfast!

All out for breakfast!



[Dinner Bell Clanging]



- [Chattering]

- Come on, giddap there! Come on, giddap!



- How's it going, Earp?

- Fine!



How are things in Deadwood,

Mr Gambler?



All right, I guess!



- Brother with you?

- No!



Get yourself some flapjacks!

Stage is leaving in    minutes!



See you're on it!



Thank you!




I'll prepare a room for you.



Thank you!



Can I help you, ma'am?



Oh, Dad's usually here

to take care of the...



Is that your duffel up there?






How about just giving me a stack of

buckwheat cakes and plenty of molasses!



And a steak, blood rare,

couple hunks of bacon if you got some!



And a big pot of coffee!



I'm looking for Dr!John Holliday!



You mean Doc Holliday?



- Well, I imagine so!

- Oh, Doc Holliday!



Why, he rode out of town about  :  

this morning, heading south!



I don't know

when he'll be back, ma'am!



He'll most likely

be back suppertime.



Maybe you'd like to have some breakfast,

freshen up a bit!



Oh, I would like some coffee!



- Have you got a room for Miss...

- Carter! Clementine Carter!



Thank you!



See ifJosephina can't get

a couple of buckets of hot water!



- So she can take a bath!

- Yes, Marshal!



It's Doc's room!

You're right across the hall from him!



John's room?



Oh, that's John with a mustache!



He is a good surgeon, isn't he?



I wouldn't know, ma'am!



That's a nice picture of you!




All right, folks, all together now!




Hip, hip, hooray!



The town of Tombstone is most grateful

to you for a wonderful performance!



Mr Mayor, I am most touched

by your tribute!



- Have one of my cards!

- Thank you very much, sir!



Sorry you're leaving, Mr Thorndyke!

Here's your bill!



The bill!



Thank you!



Great souls by instinct

to each other turn!



Demand allegiance

and in friendship burn!



Good night, sweet prince!



- Good-bye, Mr Actor!

- Parting is such sweet sorrow!



- [Horse Whinnies]

- Hyah!



[Band Playing]



- [Chattering]

- [Guitar]



Would you like

a glass of beer, ma'am?



No, thank you!

I'm looking for Dr!John Holliday!



- Who?

- Dr!John Holliday!



Oh. Well, uh, I'll see if I can

find him for you, ma'am.



Thank you!



- Go right in, ma'am!

- Thank you!



- Gentlemen!

- Buenas noches, señorita.



Hello, John!






I'd, uh, like you to meet a friend of mine,

Wyatt Earp! Miss Clementine Carter!



We've met, John!

Good evening, Mr Earp!



Howdy, ma'am!

I'll see you both later!



- Let's eat!

- What are you up to?



It's wonderful

to see you again, John!



You are pleased that I came?



- My coming has made you unhappy!

- It was ill-advised!



Any less ill-advised

than the way you left Boston?



How did you know I was here?



I didn't!

Finding you hasn't been easy!



From cow camp to cow camp,

from one mining town to another!



[Sighs] Well, I should think

that if nothing more!



You'd be at least flattered

to have a girl chase you!



Look, Clem!

You've got to get out of here!



- But I'm not!

- This is no place for your kind of person!



What kind of a person am I, John?



Please, go back home, Clem!



Back where you belong!

Forget the... [Coughs]



Does this happen

toJohn frequently?



Oui, mademoiselle.

Each time it's worse!



You're ill, John!



So that's the reason you left!



That has nothing to do with it!



Foolish, foolish John,

as if that would have mattered!



I tell you, Clem, the condition

of my health has nothing to do with it!



I don't believe you, John!



Then I'll give you the truth!



The man you once knew

is no more!



There's not a vestige

of him left! Nothing!



Come! I'll take you

back to the hotel!



Please, John, you can't

send me away like this!



You can't run away from me any more

than you can run away from yourself!



Now I know why you don't care

whether you live or die!



Why you tried

to get yourself killed!



I've heard all about you,

John, and you're wrong!



So wrong!



You have no right

to destroy yourself!



You have a world of friends

back home who love you, John!



And I love you!



There's a stage leaving

in the morning for the East!



Take it!



If you don't, I'm moving on!



Very well, John! I'll go!



- [Piano]

- [Chattering, Yelling]



- [Piano]

- [Chattering, Yelling]



Dr!John Holliday!



From where I'm standing, Earp,

that tin badge you're wearing!



Doesn't give you the right

to stick your nose in my personal affairs!



- What's eating you, Doc?

- Why didn't you tell me Miss Carter's here?



She told you why!

She wanted to surprise you!



[Glass Breaks]



Gimme a clean glass, Mac!



You're not gonna start

drinking whiskey again, are you?



Gimme a glass, Mac!



I'll pour it!






That stuff will kill ya!






Why don't you go away?



Squall your stupid little songs

and leave me alone!






[New Song]



I'm gonna see

if I can get Doc to bed!



Oh, why don't you

finish your supper?



- Have a drink!

- No, thanks, Doc!



I said have a drink!



No, thanks!

I just finished supper!



Look, Doc!



I ain't tried to poke my nose

into your personal affairs!



But from where I stand!



A man would have to go a long ways

before he finds a finer girl than Miss Carter!



Or a prettier one,

for that matter!



Ain't a man west of the Mississippi

who wouldn't give his shirt to...



Marshal, you've said enough!



Just as you say, Doc!



And this isn't

any of your business either!






Keep that up,

and you'll be outta business!



You've just given me

a brilliant idea, Marshal!



It's time I tempted fate!



- Let's see!

- [Cocks Gun]



Who's in here

I don't particularly like?



That's a sucker game, Doc!



There's probably    fellas around town

just waiting to see you get liquored up!



So they can fill you

full of holes!



Build themselves up

a great reputation...



the man that killed Doc Holliday!



- [Gunshot]

- [Woman Screams]






Gimme a hand!

Let's get him to bed!






[Bell Tolling]



- Don't think that's kinda...

- No, sir! No, sir!



New chair gets in next week

from Kansas City, Kansas!



Fine! Fine!



- [Squirts]

- Sweet-smelling stuff, Mr Earp!



Sweet-smelling stuff!



Have a good breakfast?



Yeah, stowed away

a whole skillet full of ham and eggs!



Feel good!



Uh, figured on getting

a buckboard!



And maybe goin' up and seeJames!



Good idea!



Thinkin' I might ride out there

later this afternoon myself!



If I wasn't in the territory, I'd swear

we were back home on a Sunday morning!



[Laughs] Yeah, with Ma scrubbing

our necks to go to camp meeting!



By golly, I'll bet that's what it is,

a camp meeting!



Could be!



You know, I swear I can almost smell

the honeysuckle blossoms!



That's me!









- Good morning!

- Morning!



You gentlemen are coming

to church this morning I hope!



We're having our first social gathering

to raise enough money to finish the church!



See, what'd I tell you!

It's a camp meeting!



Camp meeting! No such

a dad-blasted thing! Regular church!



Oh, is that what

they're building?



I was wondering what that

fresh-cut lumber was for!



Yes, sir!

Roof will be on next week!



Yes, I was hoping

that you single men would come!



- Be awful nice for the dancin'!

- Yeah!



Sis here is single!




Dad-blasted good dancer too!



Well, thank you, ma'am, but my brothers

got sort of a job of work to do!



And I oughta

stay around the place!



Well, keepin' the peace

is no whit less important!



Get goin', Sis! Good day!



- [Woman] Good day.

- Good day!



You know, there's probably a lot of nice

people round here! We just ain't met 'em!



Come on, Morg!

Let's get started!



I'd kinda like to get back

for that dancin'!






And as for you, when Doc finds out

you butted him last night!



He'll twist that tin badge

around your heart!



I'm Chihuahua!



I'm Doc Holliday's girl!



Just wanted to make sure

you were packing!



- Stop slamming the doors!

- [Clattering]



People bellowing, dropping pitchers

on the floor! I get no rest!



I'm sorry, darling!

You're not mad, are you?



Sure not! What right have I got

to be mad at anyone or anything?



She's packin', Doc!

She's leaving town!



Happy, aren't you?



I ain't sad!



Get me that thing, huh?







I'm going into Mexico!



For a week or    days,

and while I'm gone...



Take me with you, Doc, will ya?



Why not?






Why not?



Tell FranÇois to fix

a bridal breakfast...



flowers, champagne!



You get in your prettiest dress!



Tell him the queen is dead!



Long live the queen!



Oh... Oh, Doc!



[Bell Ringing]









- Mornin', Miss Carter!

- Good morning, Mr Earp!



Are you leavin'?



Yes, I'm leaving

for the East on the stage!



Eastbound stage don't leave

till noon on Sunday!



It's a mighty short visit!



Some people think I've

overstayed my visit already!



I don't know, ma'am, but!



If ya ask me, l-I think

you're giving up too easy!



- Marshal, if you ask me, l...

- [Bell Tolling]



I don't think you know too much

about a woman's pride!



- No, ma'am, maybe I don't!

- [Tolling Continues]



Girls, don't forget to be back in time

for Sunday dinner now!



I'm sorry about your bags, Miss Carter!

I didn't get a chance to get 'em down!



The girls put together

a packed lunch for you...



Well, bless my soul!

He did it!



Good morning, miss!

Good morning, Marshal!



John Simpson said he'd

have a church and he has!




Church bells in Tombstone!



I believe that's the first church bell

I've heard in months!










[Tolling Continues]



I love your town

in the morning, Marshal!



The air's so clean and clear!



The scent of the desert flower!



That's me!



- Barber!

- Oh!



- Marshal, may I go with you?

- [Choir]



You are going to

the services, aren't you?



Why, yes, ma'am!



- I'd admire to take you!

- Thank you!



[Choir Continues]



[Choir Continues]



[Choir Continues]



- [Tolling]

- [Singing Continues]



[Singing Continues]



Now, folks!



I hereby declare

the first church of Tombstone!



Which ain't got no name yet,

or no preacher either!



Officially dedicated!



Now I don't pretend

to be no preacher!



But I've read the Good Book

from cover to cover and back again!



And I nary found

one word against dancin'!



So we'll commence by havin'

a dad-blasted good dance!






[Foot Stomping]



[Square Dance]



[Foot Stomping,

Clapping To Beat]



- Will you oblige me, ma'am?

- Thank you!



[Whooping, Hollering]



- Hold it, folks! Dad-blast it, hold it!

- [Ends]



Sashay back and make room

for our new marshal and his lady fair!



[Whooping, Hollering]

















Well, by gollies!



Marshal, I hope you're as good

a dad-blasted carver!



As you are

a dad-blasted good dancer!



- Oh, you know...

- [Chattering Continues]




What's your preference?



[Mr Simpson] It makes no difference,

Marshal. Anything. Anything.




Now you know the church. You know...



Pardon me for intruding

on your dinner party, Marshal!



It's all right, Doc!

Sit down and join us!



Look, Clem, I told you last night to leave

Tombstone and go back East!



I also told you if

you didn't leave, I would!



Hey, Doc!



Just a minute, Doc!

That's the second time in three days!



You've been tryin'

to run somebody out of town!



That's my business!

That's what I'm gettin' paid for!



Miss Carter or any other

decent citizen!



Can stay here just

as long as they want to!



We're through talking, Marshal!



My advice to you

is start carrying your gun!



That's good advice!









Doc's gone!



He's left town!

He was goin' to Mexico and!



Take me with him!



He was gonna marry me!



Well, you're leavin' too!



What's the matter, Miss Carter?



I think it's just a common

case of hysteria, Marshal!



- Oh, it is, is it?

- What are you doin' here?



- None of your business!

- Why don't you behave yourself?



- Go on back where you belong!

- I'm not gettin' out till she leaves town!



Why, do you want me

to take you over my knee and spank you?



You take your hands off me!

Leave me alone!



What do you know about it anyway?

What do you know about Doc and me?



We was going to Mexico

and get married!



Yes, he was gonna marry me,

till this Miss Milkface!



Comes pussyfootin' along and...



- Where'd you get that?

- Doc gave it to me!



- Where do you think I got it?

- You ain't lyin'?



Why should I lie about it?

He gives me everything I've got!



I got a whole roomful

of stuff down there!



Keep your door locked,

Miss Carter.



See that this wildcat stays in her room,

will ya? And tell Virg to stick around!



What's up?



Doc Holliday!



Where's Holliday?



He came in about a half an hour ago,

got his saddlebags!



And a sack of gold out of the safe

and left in a hurry!



- [Footsteps Approaching]

- [Door Swings Open]



- Were you lookin' for Doc?

- I am!



Well, he left on the bullion stage

riding shotgun!



- Left town?

- For Tucson!



Get my bay mare and have her

up to the jail, will you, Jess?







Whiskey for my boys!






Hyah! Hyah!






I think the Wachucha Pass

is your best bet, Wyatt!



Good luck!



Thank you, Jess!









Hyah! Hah!






Hey! Hey! Hyah!



Dinnego, how long ago

did the stage come through here?



- About       minutes ago!

- Doc Holliday on it?



Yes, he was, and he was

sure going to town!



I need a couple of fresh horses!

Cut me out two stout ones!



- ¡Ándale, fuera!

- One that'll lead well!



All right, Marshal!




That bay looks good.



Hyah! Hyah! Hyah!



Get on!



Get on!



Get on!



Hey, hey! Hey!






Get on there! Get on!



Get on!



Get on there! Get on!



Hey! Hey!



Get on there! Get on!



Get on!



Get on!



Get on!



Hyah! Hyah! Hyah!



Hyah! Hyah! Hyah!



Hyah! Hyah! Hyah!




Hyah! Get on!






Hyah! Hyah!



- Pull up!

- Whoa!



Whoa! Whoa! Easy! Whoa!






I told you I'm through

talking, Marshal!



You're comin' back

to Tombstone with me, Doc!



Sorry, I'm not going back!



Hell, in that case,

I'll be takin' you back!



Pull for your gun, Marshal!



You call it, Doc!









- Who is it?

- The marshal.



Why don't you go

chase yourself up an alley!



Who do you think you are,

busting into people's rooms at night...




Chihuahua, open this door!



Doc? Is that you, Doc?




I said open this door!



Yeah, Doc!

Yeah!Just a minute!






- Yes...

- Open this door before I kick it down!



- [Banging]

- Yeah, Doc! Let me get something on!



Well, hurry up!









Come in, Doc!



Chihuahua, why did you

tell the marshal I gave you this jewelry?



- [Door Closing]

- [Footsteps Approaching]



W-Well you did, Doc!

You give it to me!



I never saw this piece of junk

before in my life! Who gave it to you?



Well, you can't remember

everything you give me, Doc!



Sure you did!

Don't you remember?



- When?

- T-Two or three days ago!



I don't know!

What difference does it make?



That being the case, Doc, I charge you

with the murder of my brotherJames Earp!



- Doc, he's foolin', ain't he?

- I ain't foolin'!



It was stolen from him

the night he was shot in the back!






Now do you still insist

I gave it to you?



- Oh, no! No, of course not!

- Then who did?



I ain't gonna be a squealer, Doc!



Let's go, Doc!






When you told me

to go away and!



Squall my silly little song

somewhere else!



So I came up here

and had a good cry!



There was a knock

at the door, and!



I thought it was you!



I opened the door, and...



- It was Billy Clanton!

- [Gunshots]



Hyah, hyah!






Billy Clanton!

Go get him, Virg!



- [Gunshot]

- Hah!






- What's happened?

- There's been a shootin'! Stay outside, fellas!



[Women Speaking In Spanish]



Wyatt, she's badly hurt.



Mayor, you'd better send

to Wachucha for an army doctor!



We have to operate immediately!



That'll take

five or six hours, Doc!



You're a doctor, ain't ya?







[Speaking Spanish]






Morg, go over to the Mansion House!

Get Miss Carter! She's a nurse!



Tell her to stop by Doc's room

and get that doctor's bag!



- All right!

- Mac, you and Buck go clean up the saloon!



Put a couple of poker tables together

and put some lights around 'em!






Doc, you're gonna operate!



- Rub her feet, Kirby! Rub her feet!

- Hurry, Doc!



Mac, the light! Over here!



[Distant Hollering]



[Woman] Doc's here, honey!

She's been right brave!



I'm sorry, Doc!






Still mad?



No, honey!



Look! I haven't got anything

to put you to sleep!



So this is going to

hurt like blazes!



Yell, scream, holler...



anything you like.



Tell me when you're ready!



[Distant Hollering]



Bite on it! Bite hard!






[Chihuahua Whimpering]

Oh... Oh, Ma!



[Woman] There, there, honey!

Doc's gonna help you!









I'm looking for

your brother Billy Clanton!



He's right in there, Mr Earp!



My boy Billy...



shot down on the streets

of Tombstone!






It's too bad it had to

end this way, Mr Clanton!






Get mounted!






[Distant Chattering, Laughing]



Hi, Doc!



You're all right!



You've been a brave girl!



All right! Lift her up gently!



Doc, I-I mean, Doctor!



I'm gonna take her to my house

and take good care of her!



Can't I do that, Marshal?









- Doctor Holliday!

- [Chuckles]









I'm awfully proud of you, John!



Thanks, Clem!

She was a brave girl!






You ever been in love?



No, I've been

a bartender all my life!



- [Gunshots]

- [Hoofbeats Approaching]



We'll be waitin' for you, Marshal,

at the O!K! Corral!



- [Knocking]

- [Man] Marshal!



Well, the Clantons are at

the O!K! Corral, all right!



They're barricaded down there,

all four of 'em!



Marshal, we want you

to count us in on this!



We ain't fightin' men,

but we'd sure like to help you out!



Thanks, Deacon, but this is

strictly a family affair!



What's the matter, they too yellow

to come out and fight?



They'll come!



Easy on that keg, son!






How's Chihuahua?



She's dead!




"Doctor John Holliday!"



When do we start?






Sunup, Ike! Phin! Sam!



Sun's comin' up, Marshal!






Got everything straight?



- Yeah!

- Yeah!



Let's go!



[Horse Whinnying]



[Dog Barking]



Here they come!



Doc Holliday's with 'em!



Wait till they

get closer, you fools!



Phin, cover your brother!






[Hoofbeats Approaching]



Mornin', Mr Clanton!



Let's talk a while!







Well, now!



You go right ahead and talk!



I got a warrant here

for you and your sons!



Chargin' the murder

of James and Virgil Earp!



There's also a charge

of cattle rustlin'!



I'm givin'you a chance

to submit to proper authority.



Well, you come on right in here, Marshal,

and serve your warrant!



Which one of ya killed James?



I did!



And the other one too!



[Hoofbeats Approaching]



Then I'm gonna kill you!






















Throw your gun down

and come on out, old man!



My boys! Ike! Sam!



Phin! Billy!



They're dead!



I ain't gonna kill you!



I hope you live

a hundred years!



Feel just a little

what my pa's gonna feel!



Now get out of town!

Start wanderin'!






- Doc?

- Yeah!



[Coach Approaching]



Good-bye, ma'am!



Mighty nice to have made your acquaintance!

Get along, horses!



[Coach Departing]



There are so many things

I wanted to say!



Now nothing seems appropriate!



Yes, ma'am, l...



Yeah, I know!



The mayor says you might be

stayin' here a while!



Maybe help him

get a school started!



Yes! I'm the new schoolmarm!



That's mighty nice, ma'am!



Me and Morg are goin'

out to see Pa!



Tell him what happened!



I might come east again,

get some cattle!



Maybe stop by here again!



- Stop by the schoolhouse?

- Yes, ma'am, I sure will!



- Good-bye, ma'am!

- Good-bye!







I sure like that name...








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