The Nightmare Before Christmas Script - Dialogue Transcript

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The Nightmare Before Christmas Script




NARRATOR

'Twas a long time ago, longer now than it seems, in a place 

that perhaps you've seen in your dreams.  For the story that you are 

about to be told, took place in the holiday worlds of old.  Now, you've 

probably wondered where holidays come from.  If you haven't, I'd say it's 

time you begun.



	This Is Halloween



SHADOW

Boys and girls of every age

Wouldn't you like to see something strange?



SIAMESE SHADOW

Come with us and you will see

This, our town of Halloween



PUMPKIN PATCH CHORUS

This is Halloween, this is Halloween

Pumpkins scream in the dead of night



GHOSTS

This is Halloween, everybody make a scene

Trick or treat till the neighbors gonna die of fright

It's our town, everybody scream

In this town of Halloween



CREATURE UNDER BED

I am the one hiding under your bed

Teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red



MAN UNDER THE STAIRS

I am the one hiding under your stairs

Fingers like snakes and spiders in my hair



CORPSE CHORUS

This is Halloween, this is Halloween

Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween!



VAMPIRES

In this town we call home

Everyone hail to the pumpkin song



MAYOR

In this town, don't we love it now?

Everybody's waiting for the next surprise



CORPSE CHORUS

Round that corner, man hiding in the trash can

Something's waiting now to pounce, and how you'll scream



HARLEQUIN DEMON, WEREWOLF, AND MELTING MAN

Scream! This is Halloween

Red 'n' black, slimy green



WEREWOLF

Aren't you scared?



WITCHES

Well, that's just fine

Say it once, say it twice

Take the chance and roll the dice

Ride with the moon in the dead of night



HANGING TREE

Everybody scream, everybody scream



HANGED MEN

In our town of Halloween



CLOWN

I am the clown with the tear-away face

Here in a flash and gone without a trace



SECOND GHOUL

I am the "who" when you call, "Who's there?"

I am the wind blowing through your hair



OOGIE BOOGIE SHADOW

I am the shadow on the moon at night

Filling your dreams to the brim with fright



CORPSE CHORUS

This is Halloween, this is Halloween

Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween!

Halloween! Halloween!



CHILD CORPSE TRIO

Tender lumplings everywhere

Life's no fun without a good scare



PARENT CORPSES

That's our job, but we're not mean

In our town of Halloween



CORPSE CHORUS

In this town



MAYOR

Don't we love it now?



MAYOR WITH CORPSE CHORUS

Everyone's waiting for the next surprise



CORPSE CHORUS

Skeleton Jack might catch you in the back

And scream like a banshee

Make you jump out of your skin

This is Halloween, everybody scream

Won't ya please make way for a very special guy

Our man Jack is king of the pumpkin patch

Everyone hail to the Pumpkin King now



EVERYONE

This is Halloween, this is Halloween

Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween!



CORPSE CHILD TRIO

In this town we call home

Everyone hail to the pumpkin song



EVERYONE

La la-la la, Halloween! Halloween! (etc.)



EVERYONE

[applause]



WITCHES

Cackling



CLOWN

It's over!



BEHEMOTH

We did it!



[tummy bump]



WEREWOLF

Wasn't it terrifying?



HYDE & CYCLOPS

What a night!



MAYOR

Great Halloween everybody.



JACK

I believe it was our most horrible yet!  Thank you everyone.



MAYOR

No, thanks to  you, Jack.  Without your brilliant leadership - 



JACK

Not at all Mayor.



VAMPIRE (fat)

You're such a scream, Jack



WITCH

You're a witch's fondest dream!



WITCH (little)

You made walls fall, Jack



WITCH

Walls fall?  You made the very mountains crack, Jack



DR. FINKELSTEIN

The deadly nightshade you slipped me wore off, Sally.  



SALLY

Let go!



DR. FINKELSTEIN

You're not ready for so much excitement!



SALLY

Yes I am!



DR. FINKELSTEIN

You're coming with me!



SALLY

No I'm not!

[Sally pulls out the thread that's holding her arm on]



DR. FINKELSTEIN

Come back here you foolish oaf!  Ow!



CREATURE FROM BLACK LAGOON

Ooo Jack, you make wounds ooze and flesh crawl.



JACK

Thank you, thank you, thank you -- very much



MAYOR

Hold it!  We haven't given out the prizes yet!  Our first award goes to 

the vampires for most blood drained in a single evening.

[applause]



MAYOR

A frightening and honorable mention goes to the fabulous Dark Lagoon leeches



SAX PLAYER

Nice work, Bone Daddy.



JACK

Yeah, I guess so.  Just like last year and the year before that and the 

year before that.



[entering graveyard] 



	Jack's Lament

	Performed by Danny Elfman



There are few who'd deny, at what I do I am the best

For my talents are renowned far and wide

When it comes to surprises in the moonlit night



I excel without ever even trying

With the slightest little effort of my ghostlike charms

I have seen grown men give out a shriek

With the wave of my hand, and a well-placed moan

I have swept the very bravest off their feet



Yet year after year, it's the same routine

And I grow so weary of the sound of screams

And I, Jack, the Pumpkin King

Have grown so tired of the same old thing



Oh, somewhere deep inside of these bones

An emptiness began to grow

There's something out there, far from my home

A longing that I've never known



I'm the master of fright, and a demon of light

And I'll scare you right out of your pants

To a guy in Kentucky, I'm Mister Unlucky

And I'm known throughout England and France



And since I am dead, I can take off my head

To recite Shakespearean quotations

No animal nor man can scream like I can

With the fury of my recitations



But who here would ever understand

That the Pumpkin King with the skeleton grin

Would tire of his crown, if they only understood

He'd give it all up if he only could



Oh, there's an empty place in my bones

That calls out for something unknown

The fame and praise come year after year

Does nothing for these empty tears



[leaving graveyard and entering forest]



SALLY

Jack, I know how you feel.  



[Sally gathers herbs]



[back at Dr. Finkelstein's castle]



DR. FINKELSTEIN

Sally, you've come back.



SALLY

I had to.



DR. FINKELSTEIN

For this?



[showing her arm]



SALLY

Yes.



DR. FINKELSTEIN

Shall we then.

That's twice this month you've slipped deadly nightshade into my tea

 and run off --



SALLY

Three times!



DR. FINKELSTEIN

You're mine you know!  I made you with my own hands.



SALLY

You can make other creations.  I'm restless, I can't help it.



DR. FINKELSTEIN

It's a phase my dear, it'll pass.  We need to be patient that's all.



SALLY

But, I don't want to be patient.



[forest]



ZERO

bark



JACK

No Zero, not now.  I'm not in the mood.



ZERO

bark



JACK

All right.  [giving Zero a rib from himself]  Here ya go boy.



[Zero gets rib and shows off his nose]



[Back to Halloweentown]



MAYOR

Morning gents [to the band]



[humming This Is Halloween, walks up to Jack's front door and rings bell]



MAYOR

Jack, you home?



[getting worried, switches face and knocks with desperation then switch 

back to happy face]



MAYOR

Jack?  I've got the plans for next Halloween.  I need to go over them 

with you so we can get started.  



MAYOR (with worried face)

Jack, please, I'm only an elected an official here, I can't make 

decisions by myself.  Jack, answer me!!



[falls down steps]



ACCORDION PLAYER

He's not home.



MAYOR

Where is he?



SAX PLAYER

He hasn't been home all night.



MAYOR

ooooo



[back to forest]



JACK

(yawning)  Where are we?  It's someplace new.



ZERO

bark bark



JACK

What is this?



[Jack sees Valentine's tree, shamrock tree, Easter egg tree, turkey tree]



JACK

[gasps]



[sees Xmas tree]



[turns knob and gets sucked in]



ZERO

bark bark



JACK

Whoa!!!!



	What's This?

	Performed by Danny Elfman



What's this? What's this?

There's color everywhere

What's this?

There's white things in the air

What's this?

I can't believe my eyes

I must be dreaming

Wake up, Jack, this isn't fair

What's this?

What's this? What's this?

There's something very wrong

What's this?

There's people singing songs



What's this?

The streets are lined with

Little creatures laughing

Everybody seems so happy

Have I possibly gone daffy?

What is this? 

What's this?



There's children throwing snowballs

instead of throwing heads

They're busy building toys

And absolutely no one's dead



There's frost on every window

Oh, I can't believe my eyes

And in my bones I feel the warmth

That's coming from inside



Oh, look

What's this?

They're hanging mistletoe, they kiss

Why that looks so unique, inspired

They're gathering around to hear a story

Roasting chestnuts on a fire

What's this?



What's this?

In here they've got a little tree, how queer

And who would ever think

And why?



They're covering it with tiny little things

They've got electric lights on strings

And there's a smile on everyone

So, now, correct me if I'm wrong

This looks like fun

This looks like fun

Oh, could it be I got my wish?

What's this?



Oh my, what now?

The children are asleep

But look, there's nothing underneath

No ghouls, no witches here to scream and scare them

Or ensnare them, only little cozy things

Secure inside their dreamland

What's this?



The monsters are all missing

And the nightmares can't be found

And in their place there seems to be

Good feeling all around



Instead of screams, I swear

I can hear music in the air

The smell of cakes and pies

Are absolutely everywhere



The sights, the sounds

They're everywhere and all around

I've never felt so good before

This empty place inside of me is filling up

I simply cannot get enough



I want it, oh, I want it

Oh, I want it for my own

I've got to know

I've got to know

What is this place that I have found?

What is this?

Christmas Town, hmm...



SANDY CLAWS

Ho Ho Ho Ho ho ho ho ho



JACK

hmm..



[Halloweentown]



CLOWN

This has never happened before.



Witch

It's suspicious.



Witch (little)

It's peculiar.



VAMPIRES

It's scary.



MAYOR

Stand aside.



WEREWOLF

grrrr



MAYOR

Coming through.  We've got find Jack.  There's only 365 days left till 

next Halloween.



WEREWOLF

364!



MAYOR

Is there anywhere we've forgotten to check?



Clown

I looked in every mausoleum.



WITCHES

We opened the sarcophagi.



Hyde

I tromped through the pumpkin patch.



VAMPIRE

I peeked behind the Cyclops's eye.  I did!  But he wasn't there.



MAYOR

It's time to sound the alarms.



[DR. FINKELSTEIN's castle]



SALLY

Frog's breath will overpower any odor.  Bitter.  [coughing]  Worm's 

wart.  Where's that worm's wart?



DR. FINKELSTEIN

Sally, that soup ready yet?



SALLY

Coming....lunch



DR. FINKELSTEIN

Ah, what's that?  Worm's wart, mmm, and...frog's breath.



SALLY

What's wrong?  I-I thought you liked frog's breath.



DR. FINKELSTEIN

Nothing's more suspicious than frog's breath. Until you taste it I won't 

swallow a spoonful.



SALLY

I'm not hungry... [knocking spoon]  Oops!



DR. FINKELSTEIN

You want me to starve.  An old man like me who hardly has strength as it 

is.  Me, to whom you owe your very life.



SALLY

Oh don't be silly.  [eats soup with trick spoon]  Mmmm, see.  Scrumptious.



[Dr. Finkelstein eats soup] 



[Halloween]



MAYOR

Did anyone think to dredge the lake?



VAMPIRE

Ah, this morning!



ZERO

barks



Witch

Hear that?



Witch (little)

What?



Witch

Shh!



ZERO

barks



VAMPIRE

Zero!



[fanfare as Jack and Zero arrive]



Kid

Jack's back!



MAYOR

Where have you been?



JACK

Call a town meeting and I'll tell everyone all about it.



MAYOR

When?



JACK

Immediately!



MAYOR

[in his mayor truck]

Town meeting, town meeting, town meeting tonight, town meeting tonight



[at meeting]



Clown

[giggles as he hits Sally]



JACK

Listen everyone.  I want to tell you about Christmastown.



	Town Meeting Song

	Performed by Danny Elfman and Cast



JACK

There are objects so peculiar

They were not to be believed

All around, things to tantalize my brain

It's a world unlike anything I've ever seen

And as hard as I try

I can't seem to describe

Like a most improbable dream

But you must believe when I tell you this

It's as real as my skull and it does exist

Here, let me show you



This is a thing called a present

The whole thing starts with a box



DEVIL

A box?

is it steel?



WEREWOLF

Are there locks?



HARLEOUIN DEMON

Is it filled with a pox?



DEVIL, WEREWOLF, HARLEQUIN DEMON

A pox

How delightful, a pox



JACK

If you please

Just a box with bright-colored paper

And the whole thing's topped with a bow



WITCHES

A bow?

But why?

How ugly

What's in it?

What's in it?



JACK

That's the point of the thing, not to know



CLOWN

It's a bat

Will it bend?



CREATURE UNDER THE STAIRS

It's a rat

Will it break?



UNDERSEA GAL

Perhaps it s the head that I found in the lake



JACK

Listen now, you don't understand

That's not the point of Christmas land



Now, pay attention

We pick up an oversized sock

And hang it like this on the wall



MR. HYDE

Oh, yes! Does it still have a foot?



MEDIUM MR. HYDE

Let me see, let me look



SMALL MR. HYDE

Is it rotted and covered with gook?



JACK

Um, let me explain

There's no foot inside, but there's candy

Or sometimes it's filled with small toys



MUMMY AND WINGED DEMON

Small toys



WINGED DEMON

Do they bite?



MUMMY

Do they snap?



WINGED DEMON

Or explode in a sack?



CORPSE KID

Or perhaps they just spring out

And scare girls and boys



MAYOR

What a splendid idea

This Christmas sounds fun

I fully endorse it

Let's try it at once



JACK

Everyone, please now, not so fast

There's something here that you don't quite grasp

Well, I may as well give them what they want

And the best, I must confess, I have saved for the last

For the ruler of this Christmas land

Is a fearsome king with a deep mighty voice

Least that's what I've come to understand



And I've also heard it told

That he's something to behold

Like a lobster, huge and red

When he sets out to slay with his rain gear on

Carting bulging sacks with his big great arms

That is, so I've heard it said



And on a dark, cold night

Under full moonlight

He flies into a fog

Like a vulture in the sky

And they call him Sandy Claws



Well, at least they're excited

But they don't understand

That special kind of feeling in Christmas land

Oh, well...



[Jack's house]



JACK

There's got to be a logical way to explain this Xmas thing.



[Dr. Finkelstein's castle]



DR. FINKELSTEIN

You've poisoned me for the last time you wretched girl.



[locks Sally away]



[dingdong]



DR. FINKELSTEIN

Oh my head...the door is open.



JACK

Hel-lo



DR. FINKELSTEIN

Jack Skellington, up here my boy.



JACK

Dr. I need to borrow some equipment.



DR. FINKELSTEIN

Is that so, whatever for?



JACK

I'm conducting a series of experiments.



DR. FINKELSTEIN

How perfectly marvelous.  Curiosity killed the cat, you know.



JACK

I know.



DR. FINKELSTEIN

Come on into the lab and we'll get you all fixed up.



SALLY

Hmm.  Experiments?



[Jack's house]



JACK

Zero, I'm home.



[Jack examines & experiments with Xmas stuff]



JACK

Interesting reaction....but what does it mean?



[Sally's room]



[after Sally jumps to give Jack his basket...]



DR. FINKELSTEIN

You can come out now if you promise to behave.  Sally.  Sally.  Oooh!  Gone 

again!



[Jack's house]



[Sally gives Jack his basket and sneaks off and picks a flower which 

catches on fire]



	Jack's Obsession

	Performed by Danny Elfman and Cast



CITIZENS OF HALLOWEEN

Something's up with Jack

Something's up with Jack

Don't know if we're ever going to get him back



He's all alone up there

Locked away inside

Never says a word

Hope he hasn't died

Something's up with Jack

Something's up with Jack



JACK

Christmas time is buzzing in my skull

Will it let me be? I cannot tell

There's so many things I cannot grasp

When I think I've got it, and then at last

Through my bony fingers it does slip

Like a snowflake in a fiery grip



Something here I'm not quite getting

Though I try, I keep forgetting

Like a memory long since past

Here in an instant, gone in a flash

What does it mean?

What does it mean?



In these little bric-a-brac

A secret's waiting to be cracked

These dolls and toys confuse me so

Confound it all, I love it though



Simple objects, nothing more

But something's hidden through a door

Though I do not have the key

Something's there I cannot see

What does it mean?

What does it mean?

What does it mean?

Hmm...



I've read these Christmas books so many times

I know the stories and I know the rhymes

I know the Christmas carols all by heart

My skull's so full, it's tearing me apart

As often as I've read them, something's wrong

So hard to put my bony finger on



Or perhaps it's really not as deep

As I've been led to think

Am I trying much too hard?

Of course! I've been too close to see

The answer's right in front of me

Right in front of me



It's simple really, very clear

Like music drifting in the air

Invisible, but everywhere

Just because I cannot see it

Doesn't mean I can't believe it

 

You know, I think this Christmas thing

It's not as tricky as it seems

And why should they have all the fun?

It should belong to anyone



Not anyone, in fact, but me

Why, I could make a Christmas tree

And there's no reason I can find

I couldn't handle Christmas time



I bet I could improve it too

And that's exactly what I'll do

Hee,hee,hee



JACK

Eureka!!  This year, Christmas will be ours!



MAYOR

Patience, everyone.  Jack has a special Job for each of us.  Dr. 

Finkelstein, your Xmas assignment is ready.  Dr. Finkelstein to the front 

of the line.



VAMPIRE

What kind of a noise is that for a baby to make?



JACK

Perhaps it can be improved?



VAMPIRES

No problem!



JACK

I knew it!  Dr. thank you for coming.  We need some of these.

[showing picture of Santa and sleigh]



DR. FINKELSTEIN

Hmm.. their construction should be exceedingly simple.  I think.



MAYOR

How horrible our Xmas will be.



JACK

No--how jolly.



MAYOR

[switches face]

Oh, how jolly our Xmas will be.  [gets pelted]  What are you doing here?



LOCK

Jack sent for us.



SHOCK

Specifically.



BARREL

By name.



LOCK

Lock

 

SHOCK

Shock



BARREL

Barrel



MAYOR

Jack, Jack it's Oogie's boys!



JACK

Ah, Halloween's finest trick or treaters.  The job I have for you is top 

secret.  It requires craft, cunning, mischief.



SHOCK

And we thought you didn't like us, Jack.

[giggles]



JACK

Absolutely no one is to know about it.  Not a soul.  Now--

[whispers to LS&B] 

And one more thing -- leave that no account Ooogie Boogie out of this!



BARREL

Whatever you say, Jack.



SHOCK

Of course Jack.



LOCK

Wouldn't dream of it Jack.



[all said with their fingers crossed]



	Kidnap the Sandy Claws

	Performed by Paul Reubens, Catherine O'Hara, and Danny Elfman



LOCK, SHOCK, AND BARREL

Kidnap Mr. Sandy Claws



LOCK

I wanna do it



BARREL

Let's draw straws



SHOCK

Jack said we should work together

Three of a kind



LOCK, SHOCK, AND BARREL

Birds of a feather

Now and forever

Wheeee

La, la, la, la, la



Kidnap the Sandy Claws, lock him up real tight

Throw away the key and then

Turn off all the lights



SHOCK

First, we're going to set some bait

Inside a nasty trap and wait

When he comes a-sniffing we will

Snap the trap and close the gate



LOCK

Wait! I've got a better plan

To catch this big red lobster man

Let's pop him in a boiling pot

And when he's done we'll butter him up



LOCK, SHOCK, AND BARREL

Kidnap the Sandy Claws

Throw him in a box

Bury him for ninety years

Then see if he talks



SHOCK

Then Mr. Oogie Boogie Man

Can take the whole thing over then

He'll be so pleased, I do declare

That he will cook him rare



LOCK,SHOCK, AND BARREL

Wheeee



LOCK

I say that we take a cannon

Aim it at his door

And then knock three times

And when he answers

Sandy Claws will be no more



SHOCK

You're so stupid, think now

lf we blow him up to smithereens

We may lose some pieces

And then Jack will beat us black and green



LOCK,SHOCK, AND BARREL

Kidnap the Sandy Claws

Tie him in a bag

Throw him in the ocean

Then, see if he is sad



LOCK AND SHOCK

Because Mr. Oogie Boogie is the meanest guy around

If I were on his Boogie list, I'd get out of town



BARREL

He'll be so pleased by our success

That he'll reward us too, I'll bet



LOCK, SHOCK, AND BARREL

Perhaps he'll make his special brew

Of snake and spider stew

Ummm!



We're his little henchmen and

We take our job with pride

We do our best to please him

And stay on his good side



SHOCK

I wish my cohorts weren't so dumb



BARREL

I'm not the dumb one



LOCK

You're no fun



SHOCK

Shut up



LOCK

Make me



SHOCK

I've got something, listen now

This one is real good, you'll see

We'll send a present to his door

Upon there'll be a note to read

Now, in the box we'll wait and hide

Until his curiosity entices him to look inside



BARREL

And then we'll have him

One, two, three



LOCK, SHOCK, AND BARREL

Kidnap the Sandy Claws, beat him with a stick

Lock him up for ninety years, see what makes him tick

Kidnap the Sandy Claws, chop him into bits

Mr. Oogie Boogie is sure to get his kicks

Kidnap the Sandy Claws, see what we will see

Lock him in a cage and then, throw away the key



OOGIE BOOGIE

Sandy Claws..hahaha



[city hall]



JACK

It goes something like this.  [Jingle bells]

How about it?  Think you can manage?



PERSON INSIDE BASS

a one, and a two, and a three, and a. . . 



[Jingle in a flat key by the band]



MAYOR

Next!



JACK

Fantastic!  Now why don't you all practice on that and we'll be in great 

shape.  Sally, I need your help more than anyone's.  



SALLY

You certainly do, Jack.  I had the most terrible vision.



JACK

That's splendid.



SALLY

No, it was about your Xmas.  There was smoke and fire.



JACK

That not my Xmas.  My Xmas is filled with laughter and joy and this--my 

Sandy Claws outfit.  I want you to make it.



SALLY

Jack, please, listen to me--it's going to be a disaster.



JACK

How could it be--just follow the pattern.  This part is red, the trim is 

white.



SALLY

It's a mistake, Jack.



JACK

Now don't be modest, who else is clever enough to make my Sandy claws outfit.



MAYOR

Next!



JACK

I have every confidence in you.



SALLY

But it seems wrong to me, very wrong.



[to Behemoth]



JACK

This device is called a nutcracker.



LOCK, SHOCK & BARREL

Jack, Jack we caught him we caught him.



JACK

Perfect!  Open it up.  Quickly!



[opens to reveal the Easter bunny]



JACK

That's not Sandy Claws!



SHOCK

It isn't?



BARREL

Who is it?



BEHEMOTH

Bunny!



JACK

Not Sandy Claws...take him back!



LOCK

We followed your instructions--



BARREL

we went through the door--



JACK

Which door?  There's more than one.  Sandy Claws is behind the door 

shaped like this.  



[shows Xmas cookie in shape of tree]



SHOCK

I told you!



[LS&B start fighting]



JACK

Arr!!  [making scary face at LS&B]



JACK

I'm very sorry for the inconvenience, sir.  Take him home first  and 

apologize again.  Be careful with Sandy Claws when you fetch him.  Treat 

him nicely.



LOCK, SHOCK & BARREL

Got it.  We'll get it right next time.



[Dr. Finkelstein's castle]



DR. FINKELSTEIN

You will be a decided improvement over that treacherous Sally.



IGOR

Master, the plans.



DR. FINKELSTEIN

Excellent, Igor.



[throws him a dog bone]



	Making Christmas

	Performed by Danny Elfman and the Citizens of Halloween





CLOWN

This time, this time



GROUP

Making Christmas



ACCORDION PLAYER

Making Christmas



MAYOR

Making Christmas, making Christmas

Is so fine



GROUP

It's ours this time

And won't the children be surprised

It's ours this time



CHILD CORPSE

Making Christmas



MUMMY

Making Christmas



MUMMY AND CORPSE CHILD

Making Christmas



WITCHES

Time to give them something fun



WITCHES AND CREATURE LADY

They'll talk about for years to come



GROUP

Let's have a cheer from everyone

It's time to party



DUCK TOY

Making Christmas, making Christmas



VAMPIRES

Snakes and mice get wrapped up so nice

With spider legs and pretty bows



VAMPIRES AND WINGED DEMON

It's ours this time



CORPSE FATHER

All together, that and this



CORPSE FATHER, WOLF MAN

With all our tricks we're



CORPSE FATHER, WOLF MAN, DEVIL

Making Christmastime



WOLF MAN

Here comes Jack



JACK

I don't believe what's happening to me

My hopes, my dreams, my fantasies

Hee, hee, hee, hee



HARLEQUIN

Won't they be impressed, I am a genius

See how I transformed this old rat

Into a most delightful hat



JACK

Hmm, my compliments from me to you

On this your most intriguing hat

Consider though this substitute

A bat in place of this old rat

Huh! No, no, no, now that's all wrong

This thing will never make a present

It's been dead now for much too long

Try something fresher, something pleasant

Try again, don't give up



THREE MR. HYDES

All together, that and this

With all our tricks we're making Christmastime



(Instrumental)



GROUP

This time, this time



JACK

It's ours!



GROUP

Making Christmas, making Christmas

La, la, la

It's almost here



GROUP AND WOLF MAN

And we can't wait



GROUP AND HARLEOUIN

So ring the bells and celebrate



GROUP

'Cause when the full moon starts to climb

We'll all sing out



JACK

It's Christmastime

Hee, hee, hee



[Christmastown]



SANDY CLAWS

Kathleen, Bobby, Susie, yes, Susie's been nice.  Nice, nice, naughty, 

nice, nice, nice.  There are hardly any naughty children this year.



[door chime:  jingle all the way]



SANDY CLAWS

Now who could that be?



LOCK, SHOCK & BARREL

Trick or treat!



SANDY CLAWS

Huh?



[back to Halloweentown]



[to Jack in Sandy garb]



SALLY

You don't look like yourself Jack, not at all.



JACK

Isn't that wonderful.  It couldn't be more wonderful!



SALLY

But you're the Pumpkin King.



JACK

Not anymore.  And I feel so much better now.



SALLY

Jack, I know you think something's missing.  But --



[pricks Jack's finger with needle]



JACK



SALLY

Sorry



JACK

You're right, something is missing but what?  I've got the beard, the 

coat, the boots --



LOCK, SHOCK & BARREL

Jack, Jack  this time we bagged him!



LOCK

This time we really did!

 

BARREL

He sure is big Jack!



SHOCK

And heavy!



SANDY CLAWS

Let me out!



JACK

Sandy Claws in person.  What a pleasure to meet you.  Why you have 

hands!  You don't have claws at all.



SANDY CLAWS

Where am I?



JACK

Surprised aren't you?  I knew you would be.  You don't need to have 

another worry about Xmas this year.  



SANDY CLAWS

What?



JACK

Consider this a vacation Sandy,  a reward.  It's your turn to take it easy.



SANDY CLAWS

But there must be some mistake!



JACK

See that he's comfortable.  Just a second fellows.  Of course, that's 

what I'm missing.  



SANDY CLAWS

But --



JACK

Thanks!  [took Sandy's hat]



SANDY CLAWS

You just can't...  Hold on where are we going now?



JACK

ho ho ho



SALLY

This is worse than I thought, much worse.  I know...



SANDY CLAWS

Me?  On vacation on Xmas eve?



BARREL

Where are we taking him?



SALLY

Where?



LOCK

To Oogie boogie, of course.  There isn't anywhere in the whole world more 

comfortable than that and Jack said to make him comfortable.  Didn't he?



SHOCK & BARREL

Yes he did.



SANDY CLAWS

Haven't you heard of peace on earth and good will toward men?



LOCK, SHOCK & BARREL

No!



[Dr. Finkelstein's castle]



[getting fog juice] 



SALLY

This'll stop Jack.



[working on new creation to replace Sally]



DR. FINKELSTEIN

What a joy to think of all we'll have in common.  We'll have 

conversations worth having.



[Oogie's]



LOCK, SHOCK & BARREL

[laughing]



SANDY CLAWS

Don't do this.  Naughty children never get any presents.



SHOCK

I think he might be too big.



LOCK

No he's not.  If he can go down a chimney, he can fit down here!



[in Oogie's lair]



	Oogie Boogie's Song

	Performed by Ken Page with Ed lvory



OOGIE BOOGIE

Well, well, well, what have we here?

Sandy Claws, huh?

Oh, I'm really scared

So you're the one everybody's talkin' about, ha, ha



You're jokin', you're jokin'

I can't believe my eyes

You're jokin' me, you gotta be

This can't be the right guy

He's ancient, he's ugly

I don't know which is worse

I might just split a seam now

If I don't die laughing first



Mr. Oogie Boogie says

There's trouble close at hand

You'd better pay attention now

'Cause I'm the Boogie Man

And if you aren't shakin'

There's something very wrong

'Cause this may be the last time

You hear the boogie song, ohhh



THREE SKELETONS

Ohhh



OOGIE BOOGIE

Ohhh



TWO SKELETONS IN VICE

Ohhh



OOGIE BOOGIE

Ohhh



THREE BATS

Ohhh, he's the Oogie Boogie Man



SANTA

Release me now

Or you must face the dire consequences

The children are expecting me

So please, come to your senses



OOGIE BOOGIE

You're jokin', you're jokin'

I can't believe my ears

Would someone shut this fella up

I'm drownin' in my tears

It's funny, I'm laughing

You really are too much

And now, with your permission

I'm going to do my stuff



SANTA

What are you going to do?



OOGIE BOOGIE

I'm gonna do the best I can



Oh, the sound of rollin' dice

To me is music in the air

'Cause I'm a gamblin' Boogie Man

Although I don't play fair



It's much more fun, I must confess

With lives on the line

Not mine, of course, but yours, old boy

Now that'd be just fine



SANTA

Release me fast or you will have to

Answer for this heinous act



OOGIE BOOGIE

Oh, brother, you're something

You put me in a spin

You aren't comprehending

The position that you're in

It's hopeless, you're finished

You haven't got a prayer

'Cause I'm Mr. Oogie Boogie

And you ain't going nowhere



[LS&B laughing]



[back to Halloweentown]



[Sally pouring fog juice into fountain]



[Jack appears from coffin and there's applause]



MAYOR

Think of us as you soar triumphantly through the sky outshining every 

star.  Your silhouette a dark blot on the moon, you who are our pride, 

you who are our glory, you who have frightened billions into an early grave.  



[the fog starts to get worse]



MAYOR

You who have eh, devastated the souls of the living...



JACK

Oh no!  We can't take off in this!  The reindeer can't see an inch in 

front of their noses.



SALLY

Whew!



VAMPIRE

This fog's as thick as, as...



CYCLOPS

Jelly brains



VAMPIRE

Thicker!



JACK

There go all of my hope, my precious plans, my glorious dreams.



Kid

[crying]  There goes Xmas.



ZERO

barks



JACK

No Zero, down boy.  My what a brilliant nose you have.  The better to 

light my way!  To the head of the team, Zero!  We're off!



SALLY

Wait Jack, no!



[Jack is off!]



[cheers]



JACK

ho ho ha ha ha 



SALLY

Good bye Jack, my dearest Jack.  Oh how I hope my premonition is wrong.



	Sally's Song

	Performed by Catherine O'Hara



I sense there's something in the wind

That feels like tragedy's at hand

And though I'd like to stand by him

Can't shake this feeling that I have

The worst is just around the bend



And does he notice my feelings for him?

And will he see how much he means to me?

I think it's not to be



What will become of my dear friend?

Where will his actions lead us then?

Although I'd like to join the crowd

In their enthusiastic cloud

Try as I may, it doesn't last



And will we ever end up together?

No, I think not, it's never to become

For I am not the one



[Jack playing Sandy]



JACK

ho ho ho ho ho ho he he he 



[lands loudly & wakes up little kid]



A little kid

Santa!

[sees Jack]

[gasps]  Santa?



JACK

Merry Xmas!  And what is your name?



Kid

uh uh



JACK

That's all right.  I have a special present for you anyway.

There you go sonny.  Hohohohehehe 



[goes back up chimney]



Mother

And what did Santa bring you honey?



[pulls out shrunken head]



[mother and father scream]



JACK

Merry Xmas!



Cop

[ON PHONE]

Hello, police.

[frantic peanuts-type talk]

Attacked by Xmas toys?  That's strange.  That's the second toy complaint 

we've had.



JACK

hohohohehehe



[killer wreath, snake, vampire toy, killer duck]



[screams]



[Jack puts toys down chimneys]



[screams]



[Jack in the box chases fat kid]



JACK

You're welcome one and all!



Cop

[on phone]

Where'd you spot him?

---Fast as we can, ma'am

---Police

---I know, I know a skeleton

---Keep calm

---Turn off all the lights

---Make sure the doors are Locked

---Hello, police



Newscaster

Reports are pouring in from all over the globe

that an impostor is shamelessly impersonating Santa Claus,

mocking and mangling this joyous holiday.



Halloween residents

[cheers]



Newscaster

Police assure us that this moment, military units are mobilizing to stop 

the perpetrator of this heinous crime.



SALLY

[over the Newscaster]

Jack, someone has to help Jack.  Where'd they take that Sandy Claws?



Newscaster

--Come back and save Xmas



JACK

Look Zero, search lights!  



[firing at Jack]



JACK

They're celebrating!  They're thanking us for doing such a good job.



[almost hits Zero]



JACK

Whoa, careful down there, you almost hit us.  



ZERO

bark



JACK

It's ok, Zero.  Head higher!



[Oogie lair]



OOGIE BOOGIE

Are you a gamblin man, Sandy?  Let's play.   



[sees sally's leg]



OOGIE BOOGIE

Mmmm.. my, my....what have we here?



[Sally's hands start to rescue Sandy]



SALLY

[whispering]  I'll get you out of here.



OOGIE BOOGIE

Ah, lovely.  Tickle, tickle, tickle.  Tickle, tickle, tickle.



[Sally's hands untie Sandy]



[Oogie realizes that there's no body to the leg]



OOGIE BOOGIE

What?!?  You trying to make a dupe out of me?



[Oogie sucks Sandy and Sally back in]



[back to Jack]



JACK

Who's next on my list.  Ah, little Harry and Jordan.  Won't they be 

surprised.



[sleigh gets hit]



JACK

They're trying to hit us!  ZERO!



ZERO

Bark



[sleigh gets hit]



[as Jack's falling]



JACK

Merry Xmas to all and to all a good night...



[Halloween]



WEREWOLF

howl!



MAYOR (with white face)

I knew this Xmas thing was a bad idea.  I felt it in my gut.  Terrible 

news folks.  The worst tragedy of our times.  Jack has been blown to 

smithereens.  Terrible, terrible news.



[back to "normal" town]



Cop

[in car]

Attention, attention citizens.  Terrible news.  There's still no sign of 

Santa Claus.  Although the impostor has been shot down, it looks like 

Xmas will have to be canceled this year.  I repeat the impostor has been 

shot down but there's still no sign ......



[Jack in cemetery]



	Poor Jack

	Performed by Danny Elfman



What have I done? 

What have I done?

How could I be so blind?

All is lost, where was I?

Spoiled all, spoiled all

Everything's gone all wrong



What have I done?

What have I done?

Find a deep cave to hide in

In a million years they'll find me

Only dust and a plaque

That reads, 'Here Lies Poor Old Jack"



But I never intended all this madness, never

And nobody really understood, well how could they?

That all I ever wanted was to bring them something great

Why does nothing ever turn out like it should?



Well, what the heck, I went and did my best

And, by god, I really tasted something swell

And for a moment, why, I even touched the sky

And at least I left some stories they can tell, I did



And for the first time since I don't remember when

I felt just like my old bony self again

And I, Jack, the Pumpkin King

That's right! I am the Pumpkin King, ha, ha, ha, ha



And I just can't wait until next Halloween

'Cause I've got some new ideas that will really make them scream

And, by God, I'm really going to give it all my might

Uh oh, I hope there's still time to set things right

Sandy Claws, hmm



[Oogie lair]



SALLY

You wait till Jack hears about this.  By the time he's through with you, 

you'll be lucky if you... 



MAYOR

The king of Halloween has been blown to smithereens.  Skeleton Jack is 

now a pile of dust.



SALLY

[gasp]



JACK

Come on Zero.  Xmas isn't over yet!



OOGIE BOOGIE

What's that you were saying about luck, rag doll?



SALLY

Help, help, help, help



OOGIE BOOGIE

Sandy, looks like it's Oogie's turn to boogie.



SALLY

[scream]



OOGIE BOOGIE

one 2 3 4 5 6 7 -- hahaha



SANDY CLAWS

This can't be happening!



OOGIE BOOGIE

Ashes to ashes, and dust to dust.  Oh, I'm feeling weak...with hunger.

One more roll of the dice oughta do it.  Haha [rolls dice]

What!  Snake eyes.  [bang on table]

Eleven!  Haha  looks like I won the jackpot!

Bye bye doll face and sandman.

Ha, ha, ha

[about to dump Sally & Sandy Claus into the lava]

What the...



JACK

Hello Oogie



OOGIE BOOGIE

Jack, but they said you were dead.  You must be double dead.

Well come on bone man.



ZERO

bark bark



OOGIE BOOGIE

oooo ooo ooo.  Pull an arm.  ha ha



SALLY

Jack look out!



OOGIE BOOGIE

So long, Jack.  haha



JACK

How dare you treat my friends so shamefully.



[Jack pulls the thread that came loose that held Oogie together]



OOGIE BOOGIE

Now look what you've done.  My bugs, my bugs, my bugs, bye bye bye



JACK

Forgive me Mr. claws, I'm afraid I've made a terrible mess

of your holiday.



SANDY CLAWS

Bumpy sleigh ride, Jack?  The next time you get the urge to take over 

someone else's holiday, I'd listen to her!  She's the only one who makes 

any sense around this insane asylum!

Skeletons....



JACK

I hope there's still time--



SANDY CLAWS

To fix Xmas?  Of course there is, I'm Santa Claus!



[and laying a finger aside of his nose, up Oogie's chimney he rose]



SALLY

He'll fix things Jack.  He knows what to do.



JACK

How did you get down here Sally?



SALLY

Oh, I was trying to, well, I wanted to, to --



JACK

to help me 



SALLY

I couldn't just let you just...



JACK

Sally, I can't believe I never realized...that you...



MAYOR

Jack, Jack!



BARREL

Here he is!



LOCK

Alive!



SHOCK

Just like we said.



MAYOR

Grab a hold my boy!



JACK & SALLY

whoa!



NEWSCASTER

Good news, folks.  Santa Claus, the one and only has finally been 

spotted.  Old Saint Nick appears to be traveling at supersonic speed.  

He's setting things right, bringing joy and cheer wherever he goes.  Yes 

folks, Kris Kringle has pulled it out of the bag and delivered Xmas to 

excited children all over the world!



	Finale

	Performed by Danny Elfman, Catherine O'Hara, and the Citizens of Halloween



CHORUS

La, la, la, (etc.) 

Jack's OK, and he's back, OK



CHILD CORPSE AND CHORUS

He's all right



MAYOR AND CHORUS

Let's shout, make a fuss

Scream it out, wheee



CHORUS

Jack is back now, everyone sing

In our town of Halloween



JACK

It's great to be home!



SANDY CLAWS

Hohohohoho

Happy Halloween!



[Sandy Claws brings snow to Halloween]



JACK

Merry Xmas!



CHILD CORPSE

What's this?



CYCLOPS

What's this?



HARLEQUIN DEMON

I haven't got a clue



MR. HYDE

What's this?



CLOWN

Why it's completely new



OFF-SCREEN VOICE

What's this?



WOLFMAN

Must be a Christmas thing



OFF-SCREEN VOICE

What's this?



MAYOR

It's really very strange



CHORUS

This is Halloween

Halloween! Halloween! Halloween!



What's this?

What's this?

(Repeat)



DR. FINKELSTEIN

Careful, my precious jewel!



[Dr. F. with his new wife!]



JACK

My dearest friend, if you don't mind

I'd like to join you by your side

Where we can gaze into the stars



JACK AND SALLY

And sit together, now and forever

For it is plain as anyone can see

We're simply meant to be



[at the end of FINALE, Zero zooms off into the heavens]



THE END!





 

  

  

 
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