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Only You Script



Only you



Can make this world

seem right



Only you



Can make the darkness bright



Only you



And you alone



Can thrill me like you do



And fill my heart with love



For only you



Baby, only you



Can make this change in me



For it's true



You are my destiny



Stop pushing it You're supposed to

let it happen, not force it



- I'm not pushing it You are

- I am not



You're doing it again

You're pushing it Stop it



Mom! Larry's pushing it!



- Larry, don't push it!

- I'm not it's moving itself




I have to write this down



Grandma said everyone has a soul mate

This way I'll know his name



The one I'm supposed to wait for

The one that'll wait for me



But, Faith, what if this guy

lived a billion years ago?



- What it he's a dead caveman?

- Don't be stupid, Larry



Soul mates are our destiny

They live when we live



What it he lives here in Pittsburgh

and you just pass him on the street?



It couldn't happen I'd know

Like when bees know how to make honey



And you'll know too

'cause you have one



We all do






"Damon Bradley"



My other half?



My soul mate



She wants to know

it she's going to marry Alex



I do not!

He doesn't even have a brain



He's got pretty eyes That means

your kids would have pretty eyes



He can get a brain later



What do you think, Faith?



The most important thing is true love

isn't that right, Kate?



Look out below!



Larry, I hate you!



- Bill is gonna be so mad

- I know






So, what destiny do you wish

from Madame Divina?



Just basic destiny stuff

I guess



But I don't want to hear anything bad

if that's okay



Something's coming to me



I'm getting a name



A name that is very important












His name...



is Damon Bradley



Oh, my God



Your destiny is $   



The truth is...



you make your own destiny






Don't wait for it to come to you



   years later



"From the Latin root destinare...



meaning, to have destination...



to journey...



to take a trip where the events

are totally predetermined"



Imagine that



The motion

of like attracting like



The motion

of a divine preordination



Okay Look

One hand, two hands



Put them together...



and what do they make?






Right! So, Plato tells us

we began in circles



When we strived to be like the gods

we were punished by a thunderbolt...



that struck us and cut us

right down dead center...



in half



We scattered

to the ends of the earth...



searching and searching...



for our other half



Now, what Plato was saying...



is that if we just stop...



and go with the flow...



and follow our destiny...



it'll lead us back to each other



Okay, so following through

on this...



read from your green book



Remember, one Wordsworth

one Keats or one Shelley



Have a great holiday



Don't get up, Leslie

I got everything



- Kate, did you want me to help you?

- Oh, no You might strain yourself



- I would've helped

- What is all this? What's going on?



Wine, candles

What is it?



He proposed



Faith, that's great



Did he get down on his knees?



Well, no

He turned down his beeper



He's a doctor He's practical

He doesn't have to get on his knees



Did you guys set a date?



Well, no I don't think

we should rush into anything



Let me see the ring



Where is it?



You don't have it on?



- I'm blind Oh, my goodness

- It's so pretty



Where are my sunglasses?

It's gorgeous



- I hate you

- Oh, my God



I asked him to give me    hours

to think about it



I'm never going

to get divorced, so--



I'm telling you

what I told him--



that I need time to reflect...



and that I'm going to say "yes"



I told my parents

I'm engaged



Oh, well

then it's official



- Dwayne What a catch He's a doctor

- He's so intelligent, Faith



- He's a doctor What do you want?

- Good sense of humor too



- He's got a mild sense of humor

- He's a doctor it's a tradeoff



He can't have a sense of humor too

He saves lives



He's a foot doctor



He saves feet

Feet are important



Plus, he's tall

Your kids will be tall



Yeah He's a sweetheart

You don't have to sell me on him



He's as good as gold



What is it you're waiting for?



I'm not waiting



Hey, Faith, grab me a beer



Faith, don't wait

You wait, you'll wind up with nothing



Oh, yeah Hi, Larry

Yeah, she's here Hold on



- My brother for you

- Uh-oh



Stop it

Don't eat my crust, Les



You still there?

I thought you'd be heading home by now



- I'm not I'm here

- What are you doing there?



Hanging out with your sister and Leslie

What is it? You miss me?



Yeah, my heart is breaking for you

Did you forget what night it is?



The guys are coming over

for poker



Oh I didn't know

you wanted me to play



Very funny Get home, make some

sandwiches and pick up some beer



This is my one night out

The kids are at Gus's



- Give me a break

- Kate, I still got lots of work to do!



Well, I've been in class

all day






The guys are gonna be there

without anything to eat!



I'm a woman, not a menu



All of a sudden

you're Helen Reddy



Get home!



You're gonna embarrass me



Fend for yourself

because I'm not coming home



I gotta go






It's Ezio Pinza



Ezio who?



He was in South Pacific

with Mary Martin



Why don't they write songs

like this anymore?



I've gotta get going



No, no, no

You gotta stay and watch this



When you feel her call you



Across a crowded room



Then fly to her side



Saw a psychiatrist on Donahue say

that love songs are just a cruel hoax...



that feed people's fantasies



Romance on a daily basis?

Nobody has that



Yeah, but, Katy

somebody wrote those songs



They came out of

somebody's experience



No, I think they came out of

someone's imagination



Once you have found him



Never let him go



Once you have found her






Let her






Oh, my gosh






- Oh, look how it sparkles

- She's a beauty



Must've cost a lot



Yeah, I researched a lot of diamonds

and gemstones for this Learned a lot



It's amazing how many variations

there are...



of pure carbon

crystallized into octahedrons



But here's my real gemstone

right here






- I know you don't like that I'm sorry

- That's okay is it all off?



- Yeah, I got it all

- Great



You've got to show this

to Aunt Gloria and Aunt Lil



They came all the way

from Pottsville



- May I see it one more time?

- Oh, Leslie!



Oh, my God!

It's the perfect size!



Come on, sweetheart



I feel like crying



- I have a headache

- Again?



Yes, but not

one of those headaches



I have    bobby pins

holding my hair together



What is this?

It's down Put it up



It's not exploitation

Everybody wants money, right?



That's what makes

this country great, doll



- Don't call me doll, okay?

- You used to love it



Well, you said it differently then






- Faith

- Oh Yes



I wore it

my daughter wore it...



and I want you

to have the same joy



And I must say I was thrilled

when Dwayne said you would wear it






- Where are you going?

- She's got another of her headaches



It's a bobby-pin headache, Mom

Talk to you later, Les



- We're going Can I have the keys?

- I've got the keys Let's go



Well, good night, okay?

Call me early



Faith, I gotta go



Call you tomorrow



- It would mean a lot to her

- It means a lot to me too, Dwayne



- She's not a young woman anymore

- She's already been married twice



Surely we can do this one little thing

for her Will you think about it?



- The thing is, you didn't ask me

- Oh, my God



Here comes your crazy uncle Pat

He wants to take another picture



- Ask me next time

- Let me fix your hair



- It's supposed to be like that

- There Now you're perfect



One more Good one



- Sorry I'm late, Faith

- Don't look!



Oh, dear Okay

Guess what I'm tree



My mom and dad took the kids

to the lake for Labor Day...



so I was running around

getting that stutf together



- Dwayne's not coming over, is he?

- No



He had emergency surgery



You can look






Faith, that's a dress



I've decided it's romantic...



wearing the gown of the woman

who bore your husband



I mean, my daughter

will wear it too...






maybe... not



Wait a second

Put the veil on



It'll be okay



- Sweet of her, wasn't it?

- Yes



It I had this dress

I'd give it to someone



- I look like a muffin

- No, you look fine



Did it come with the soundtrack?



I think it's built in here




There's probably

plenty of things



It's the thickness

We'll fix it Don't worry



I'll pin it a little bit



We'll see what we can do



- Life's not like it is in the movies

- No, it's not



Although from day one

everyone conspires to tell you it is



Your mother, your father



Teachers, priests, everybody



Dreams come true The good guy wins

People live happily ever after



All that crap



Then one day you wake up

and realize that...



your life should be...






Katy, dreams aren't crap



Okay, what about

unforgettable moments?



You can't tell me

you don't have...



one memorable

unforgettable moment...



because I know

you've had thousands of them



We're having one right now

I'm in my wedding dress



Those are the things to notice



Kate, what's wrong?



I don't know



Faith, I gotta talk to you

about something






Larry and I, we're just--



I'm sorry

I have to answer



Dwayne's having his calls forwarded

Don't move



- Dr Dwayne Johnson, please

- He's not in at the moment



He's doing an emergency matrixectomy

Can I take a message?



- Who's this?

- Faith, his fiancee Who's this?



Hi I'm a high school buddy of Dwayne's

Congratulations on your wedding



- Thanks

- I'll be in Europe, so I'll miss it



- Aw, that's too bad

- Be careful



What's your name?



I can hardly hear you

Can you spell it?



Yeah D-A-M-O-N...






- Hello? Are you okay?

- What?



What's going on?

Who is it?



- Damon Bradley?

- Yeah?



- Where are you?

- I'm at the airport Why?



- Where are you going?

- To Venice Why?



I love Venice!



I gotta run now, but maybe someday

we can all get together



He hung up

He hung up



It's okay, honey

If he calls you once, he'll call back



- Get me out of this

- Hold on There's a million buttons



Whoa! Spin! Spin! Spin!




Where are you going?



To the airport

Call a cab



- You can't just go to the airport!

- I'll be downstairs



Change your dress!




It's a coincidence!



It is not a coincidence

You don't understand it's fate



I just wanna get a look at him

that's all



Come on, Faith!

This is insane!



- Stop!

- Be careful!



- Oh, God

- Watch it



Good luck!






Excuse me, sisters



Flight    ?



The flight's closed

Your boarding pass, please



I misplaced it



I'm sorry, but without a boarding pass

we cannot let you on the plane



- It's here somewhere

- Great



Until you find it

we can't let you on the plane



Look, this is a real emergency



Please let me on for just one second

I really need to see somebody onboard



l'm sorry We have very strict rules

They are for your own satety



You could aftect my life



Just a moment, please



This is Eric over at TWA



We have a     on our hands here












It'll be just a moment



The man I was supposed to marry

is on that plane



I'm telling you

it is a miracle



There is no such thing

as a coincidence



Kate, if I don't get on that plane

I am going to regret it



No, not today, but tomorrow

and for the rest of my life



It's Labor Day weekend

I don't have classes till Wednesday



Thank you!



Okay, my passport's

in the top left drawer



Pack all my nice underwear

anything non-wrinkly



Don't forget my blow dryer



Oh, Katy, you gotta hurry The plane

leaves in an hour and    minutes



Faith! Faith!



- My God, you smashed that lady

- Oh, I didn't hurt anyone



- Nice jacket

- Hi



- I'm coming with you

- Are you crazy?



Oh, yeah I'm crazy




You can't go alone



What it you make a mistake

you'll always regret?



Do I need to remind you

your wedding is in ten days?



Katy, look, I know you think

this is irresponsible...



but think how much more irresponsible

it would be...



to marry the wrong person



- I packed jeans and a dress

- God, I wish I had a passport



Excuse me



I also packed that little red dress

you never have the guts to wear



I got the blow dryer



Just get an adapter betore

you plug it in it could blow up



Why are we doing this?

It's insane



What it Dwayne and I aren't meant to be?

It's not fair for me to waste his life



She's right

What if he's really her soul mate?



He's not her soul mate

She's never even met this man



She's waited her whole lite for somebody

with a name she got off a board game...



when she was   



You forgot about

the fortune teller



Okay, hurry, hurry, hurry



- We only got five minutes

- Oh, God



Bye, you guys

Have a good time



- Oh, my God

- It's your hoops



- Coming trom or going to the wedding?

- Going Come on






So we're gonna fly to Italy and comb the

streets looking for a total stranger



He's going to Venice, right?

Small city



So I called six hotels

and found out where he's staying



Let's go, girls

You'll miss the happy day



We'll see him tomorrow

and be back the next day?



Exactly He's registered

at the Hotel Danieli



- I can't believe I'm doing this

- We get all kinds here, don't we?






Hotel Danieli?



So many planes

I have motion sickness



- Oh, my God

- A boat?



- It's gonna be great

- No, it's not



- I don't feel well, Faith I'm tired

- Give me your hand



I'm a very good triend

Do you realize that?



"The most serene"



Where people come looking for something

they can't find anyplace else



- Faith, this is a Lifestyles hotel

- What?



Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous

We can't afford this



Cathy Lee Crosby stayed here






He could be anywhere



Come on




for Faith Corvatch, please



You could put the room

on this



Could you please tell us

what room Mr Bradley is in?






I can't stand it



I'm sorry Mr Bradley

has already checked out



Excuse me?



He just arrived today



Mr Bradley left

about half an hour ago



Would you preter an interior or--



You're saying he checked in

then checked out? No



You must be mistaken

He's supposed to be here now



I'm very sorry

Perhaps you misunderstood



Perhaps you misunderstood



Please check again, sir



It you would check again, we'd really

appreciate it Thank you Damon Bradley



With a "B"






His key has been returned



I'm afraid your friend

has departed



Did he leave

any torwarding intormation?



Which way did he go?



I don't know

We don't usually follow our guests



Excuse me, sir

I don't think you understand



My friend has traveled a long way

to find this gentleman



Anything you can do to help us

we would appreciate Anything at all




I was just getting going



Oh, he ate breakfast

Thank God, 'cause I'm starving



I think this is the room

Cathy Lee Crosby stayed in



Garbage Good idea



Columbo always

goes through the garbage



Butterfinger Butterfinger



- Map

- Three Butterfingers



- Banana

- Map? Is anything circled?



- Telephone message

- Let me see



It's in Italian



We'll get somebody to read it

Let's go



This is a phone number in Rome



You'd like me to call this number

and what?



Ask for Damon Bradley



- Just ask, that's all

- Okay



Thank you



And ask whoever answers

if they know Mr Bradley






- Or where we might find him

- Okay



I'd ask for him first

then go on to the other things






Oh, my God

He's a priest?



It's a store in Rome



He said some woman he works with

knows him



Her name's Anna



But she won't be in

till tomorrow



- Let's go Rome

- Rome?



Rome? Tomorrow?



Tomorrow is sciopero generale

Everybody will be on strike



Good luck



Everybody's on strike?

No planes, buses, trains?



Nobody shows up for work?

What kind of country is this?



The point is, we've been

on the wrong road for an hour



No, no, no

The point is, we're looping



We looped back around to that freeway

or turnpike or whatever they call it



- Which way do we loop?

- Right



Left Right






I told you a liter

was less than a gallon



We would've had enough gas

it you hadn't gotten us lost



Besides, a kilometer

is less than a mile



Right Less than a mile



So we should have been able

to cover more of them



This is great



I wonder what time it is

in Pittsburgh



Sorry I got us lost



I'm sorry I'm so edgy



I'm afraid we're losing him



I didn't tell him I was going

to the lake with the kids



I told him

I was leaving him



Leaving him?



I think he's having an affair



- How do you know? Did he say something?

- No



- Did you see him with her?

- No



- How do you know?

- I just know






remember in junior high

when I had that Halloween party...



and we all played Twister?



You started to tall...



and instead of taking the spot...



Larry reached out to catch you



He let you win

He never let anybody win



That's when I knew

he was head over heels



That was a long time ago



You know what I thought then?



I thought...



I hope someday I have somebody

who loves me that much



I know he loves you



I know he would kill tigers

for you



Okay, Mr Cronenworth

Let's check out this big guy here



He looks pretty good



This is a very simple procedure

Won't take but about five minutes



I'm just gonna make

a plaster mold of your foot



Dwayne, I gotta talk to you



- Larry, I'm plastering a foot

- It'll just take a second Excuse me



- Where's Faith?

- At a teacher's conference



- Get out!

- Did she mention Kate?



- She talks about Kate all the time

- I think they're together






Kate left me



I got home and there was a note

saying "I'm leaving" That's it



- No explanation, no nothing

- Jesus What happened?



She's been acting kinda weird lately

I should've seen it coming



Babbling on and on about communication

like I don't know how to communicate



Do you believe this woman?

I'm sorry



Sorry, Mr Cronenworth



- What did you do?

- Nothing



That's what I'm saying



- Have you been fooling around?

- No Of course not



Where you get that crazy idea?



I've got to finish this foot mold

I will call you tonight



You hear anything

let me know



Good luck, sir



It's just my future




Sorry about that



This is going to be

a very nice mold






- Get in

- I got it Go, go



Not a monastery

It's a store



No priests

You know where that is?



- He knows where it is

- I'm just asking to make sure



I don't know why we had to return

the rental car I would've found it



We had to return the rental car

because you had us lost



- What?

- We're here already?



- I told you we were close

- Some trip



Don't tip him



Oh, good



I'm looking for a woman

named Anna



I am Anna



Hi I'm Faith You don't know

how happy I am to meet you



You see, I'm looking for somebody

and I was hoping someone here--



Well, you-- might know him



Damon Bradley



You know him?



Okay, slow down

What's going on?



- What's she saying?

- Something about a pig



May I be of assistance?






We're looking for somebody

named Damon Bradley



Yes Could you ask her

it she knows where we could find him?



He thinks she's going to meet him

at Galeassi Ristorante...



tonight at Piazza

Santa Maria Trastevere



But she has a prior commitment






Thank you

That's all I needed to know






You are looking tor

a place to stay, no?



Yeah, as a matter of fact



Perhaps I can help

I am Giovanni



- And you are?

- Kate



I know a pensione Bellissima

And it's very close



- Really

- Kate



- Let's go

- Faith






I'm tired I'm hung over

I haven't eaten or slept for two days



So back oft

I want a room



- You were saying?

- It's this beautiful pensione



I will take you there

It's close



- Well, thank you

- Yes



It's beautiful



It's like the Trevi fountain



Listen, Kate

I must leave town for two days



I must go to my other shop in Milano

It was unavoidable



But the day after tomorrow

I return...



and I hope

you'll still be here



Faith, whatever happens tonight

you're gonna be okay



Why couldn't we just have

arranged marriages in America?



Then you could spend your lite blaming

your parents instead of yourself



Go on up there and ask the maitre d'

if he's here I'll wait



There he is The maitre d'

Go ask him Go on



I will I wanted to see

if maybe he'd notice me first






- I wanted to see it--

- Yeah, I heard you, Faith



You waited since you were a kid to meet

this guy Don't play hard-to-get now



Could you go ask?






Oh, all right

I'm going



I'm gonna go

All right



Excuse me I'm sorry



- Okay

- He's here



- Him?

- Take it easy



He's right inside

by the door



Right-hand side, back to us

navy jacket



If you turn around now...



you can see part of his left elbow



Oh! I can see his sleeve!



Very exciting Progress

This is good



I guess I should just

go introduce myself, huh?



You've traveled      miles

What's    more feet, right?



This is it!












What happened?

Are you okay?



Where's your shoe?



- I don't know

- Okay, okay



Sit down



Everything's okay



- You can't say we didn't try, right?

- Right



- Here's what I think

- What?



We rent a truck or a car

either one...



we set up a loudspeaker

drive through the surrounding areas...



and page him



- Oh How nice

- Yes



Oh Americans

Allow me



Thank you



So, what do you think?



It's kinda sweet, huh?



I meant about my idea



Oh Well, I think it's time

we got some professional help



- Like a detective

- Like a psychiatrist



How's a psychiatrist

going to tind him?



Oh, dear



Thank you...



very much






Yes Exactly

How'd you know?



Well, it's my lite



In the shoe biz, the foot is our naked

canvas I could tell you some things



For instance, this is a Stephane Kelian

knockoff made in Jersey



I know the family

Good quality control



It's impetuous, fun, elegant



Not much for cross-training



I hope it brings you to whatever it was

you were running after just now



Her destiny



Find your destiny

Have you found it yet?



Excuse me I have to go buy a book

and look up every hotel in Rome



Okay Excuse us

I'm sorry



Is your friend okay?



I don't know



She's looking for the man of her dreams

He's around here someplace



She's never met him, never seen him

If you consider that all right



Well, it she's never met him

how does she know he's perfect for her?



Oh, I don't know



- He's some kind of celebrity, right?

- No, no



Is he a hero, a mentor?



No, she got his name

oft a Ouija board when she was   



Let's get to a phone



- Staying in Rome long?

- Taxi!



I'd better come along I speak Italian

I have a triend at the embassy



- I'm gonna help you out Okay?

- This is a personal matter



- What's his name? I'll look into it

- It's nice of you to offer, but--



Just tell me his name



Damon Bradley



I'm Damon Bradley









Well, that's a first

Uh, got a minute?



- What were you going to say?

- No, what were you going to say?



I don't know I forget



- Are you too cold?

- No I'm perfect



- Okay

- It's perfect



- Are you?

- What?



Too cool?

No, I'm fine



Thank you



That was a blessing



She gave us a blessing

An Italian Gypsy blessing



- Isn't it amazing how--

- Isn't it amazing how--



You're too pretty

and I'm too nervous




Don't pinch me



I want to see--

You are here



Yes, I'm here

I'm very real



What am I trying to think ot?

There's this poem by Goethe



Yeah, Goethe



It's about two people

who come from different places...



but they hear

the same bird singing



"Perhaps the same bird

echoed through both of us yesterday...



separate, in the evening"



That's it Exactly






Yeah it was Rilke



Rilke Oh



Well, same country




How'd you know that?



I could tell you some things



Some enchanted evening



You may see a stranger



You may see a stranger



Across a crowded room



I love trees



I could do nothing for the rest

of my lite, just grow trees



The ancients believed that gods

dwelled in them Did you know that?



Maybe they're watching us now



- Do you know where you are?

- No



You're at La Bocca Della Verita




"The Mouth of Truth"



Gregory Peck

Roman Holiday



Legend has it--



That it you tell it a lie...



and you put your hand in there--



It will be bitten...






And then Audrey Hepburn says

"Oh, what a horrible idea"



Gregory Peck says

"Let's see you do it"






Let's see you do it



Let's do it together



I was born to kiss you



Oh, there's--



Oh, God, there's--



There's something

I have to tell you



There's nothing you could tell me

that would change how l feeI about you



I'm engaged



We're supposed to be married

in nine days



Oh, whoa!

Except possibly that



Wait What?



- You're what?

- He's a friend of yours



- What?

- It's Dwayne



- Dwayne?

- That's how I knew you were here



It was me on the phone

from the airport



- I thought I'd never find you

- I understand I know



It's okay



I gotta--

I gotta call him



No, that's not

such a good idea



- Don't call him

- I gotta call him



- Trust me

- I gotta call him



- I gotta

- Are you sure?



I've never been more sure

of anything in my life






Oh, okay



- Want some more champagne?

- Mm-mm



- Can I use the phone?

- No, not really






- I have a confession to make too

- Yeah?






- You can tell me

- Are you sure?




We tound each other, didn't we?



So this is our destiny

So you can tell me anything






Um, it's just that--



- The thing is, I'm not exactly--

- Yeah?



Only in the most literal sense...



I'm not Damon Bradley



- What?

- My name's not Damon Bradley



- I just told you it was

- What is it?



It's Peter Wright



Obviously you're very upset

That's natural That's okay



I'm sorry!



Everything else is true!

I'm from Boston I'm single



I love trees Mea culpa

I lied about one little thing!



Your identity is one little thing?



- Get out of my way!

- You said you'd understand



That was before

I knew what it was!



- Come on

- Open



Let's calm down, okay?

Let's put this in perspective






I can't believe you're gonna let a few

lefters of the alphabet keep us apart



lt is a detail



- Call me Damon it'll be a nickname

- How could you do this to me?



Because I'm in love with you!



What kind of excuse is that?






They find out what you want them to be

then they act that way



But how could he know?



He only just met me



Men have ways

That's all I know






You know what my theory is?

Men should all get team jerseys



On the front

they can write "liars"



On the back, their name

Their reaI one






Look at me



I married a liar




'Cause I married a man



Here Throw these in



So you're saying you think

I should call him, huh?



- It's your husband, no?

- Yes



But he was having an affair



I don't think you understand

He was sleeping with another woman



He was having sex

with another woman






She was your best friend, eh?



- She wasn't my best friend

- Your sister?



No, of course not



His first wife?



No one like that

Nof a friend, relative or anything



Just some woman I don't know



I've never met her or anything



Hey, Marry! Wait up!



- You're going on the south side

- I got it



Don't get up on that roof

till it stops raining



Should let up any minute now



Oh, damn The phone



Larry's Rooting






Is that you?



Kate, where are you?



Kate, are you all right?






Yes Could I get

the long-distance operator again?



Forget it






- I just wanted-- Is she here?

- No



- Oh, we've gotta talk

- I was just on my way out



We can work this out

Is she okay?



She's tine She went to get

our airIine tickets home



Is this a genetic thing?

Men say anything just to get laid?



Not tair

A: I didn't get laid



B: The reality is, some metaphysical

wires got crossed somewhere



I don't have the right name

but I am the guy



I was there I know it

PIease, do not let her go



She's going, and she's

going to marry the podiatrist



- Podiatrist? That's deep

- How could you lie to her like that?



It was an emergency

I literally had to



It was the only way to stop her

It I didn't, I'd never see her again



- A lie's a lie

- PIease! Please?



Will you sit down

for one second?



Thank you



I am not supposed to be in Rome



I'm supposed to be in Boston

leading a really boring lite...



working my can off for my boss

so he can spend half the day in the gym



But I'm here



He was not supposed

to get measles



Measles at    years of age



But he did

so they sent me--



a guy who's never been anywhere

except maybe Mazatian...



for spring break



And someone gave me an Italian

phrase book the week before I left



I was not supposed to be

in the piazza that night...



but I was



I went to see a movie

but in my opinion...



Woody Allen is not funny

when it's dubbed in Italian



So I left

and I was just wandering



And then someone bumped into me



And then I saw her

I looked into her eyes and--



Wow, something happened

that's never happened to me before



- Something so familiar

- Mania?



Whatever She fell in love

with me too, by the way



I said, "PIease, God, give me a sign

some way of making sure...



this woman does not get into that cab

and disappear from my life forever



She's the one"



And He did

'cause she told me the name



It wasn't my name

but it was a start



It that's not destiny...



then I don't know anything



That's really romantic



- Is it a lie?

- Come on!



It is a name, for Christ's sake

This whoIe thing is ludicrous



You know she's out of her mind

chasing some guy around



This guy, by the way

could happen to be...



the biggest loser

on the face of the Earth



He could be a grump, a jerk

a pervert, a cynic...



some guy whose mind is intested

with dark thoughts, a criminal



He could be...



truly sick




what are the odds...



that he's some extra-super

double-terrific guy?



- Ten billion to one

- Exactly!



Do I have an ally?



I have returned



I have returned



Faith's friend, Peter

Giovanni Hi



I thought we could see Roma today

but if you are busy--



No! Faith's friend

Let's go






And my husband Larry

he's a rooter



Roofing contractor, actually



I mean, thank you



Before that

when he was younger, he painted



Not houses but pictures



Yeah But...



You can't raise a family

on paintings



I guess you have to

go back to work now, huh?



Oh, no it's siesta






You see, at home only the kids

take naps in the afternoon



Adults go straight through



Me, I don't even lie down

at all...



during the day



Yes in America

you care for work



You live to work

You stop for nothing



But in ltaly...



we care for tood

for pleasure...



for love



- Biscuit?

- Yes



It's crunchy



Mm, thank you



I was able to get us out

on the first flight tomorrow morning



 :   am



 :   am?



- So soon?

- The sooner the better



You were right about this whole thing

from the beginning



Stupid Chasing a name



- I had to try

- What about Peter?



- Peter?

- Yeah



- Peter was a mistake

- I don't know



Thought he was kinda fun, huh?



He was eccentric at best...



and not in a good way



- You mean, like your way?

- Yeah



No Very funny






You're crazy about him



I am not



You are too



I hate him



That's a strong response for someone

you said you didn't even like



I hated what he did



Good, 'cause that's what I told him

when he dropped off the flowers



You told him

that I hated him?



Can't stand him, huh?



Hey, Katarina

La bella Italia, she's waiting



- Let's go

- I'll be right down



You better start packing

Our cab's coming at the crack of dawn



He promised to take me

on a tour of the fountains



But I'll stay



I'm not gonna go

If you want me to stay, I'll stay



He knows I'm married

I'll be back before dawn



The   th century

exalted the human figure



It was their way

of gloritying the human spirit



But it's an ancient preoccupation



You see, the female body...



has always been the essence...



the mystery of human lite



So someday I'll visit you

in Pittsburgh...



and you'll show me

all her beauties, hmm?



Oh, Marcello



I'll need a taxi tomorrow morning

at  :   to go to the airport



- Okay Thank you

- Ah, Signorina faith



- Yes?

- Peter Wright left messages for you



- He calls all the time

- No phone calls for me



Thank you ow!



You stubbed your toe



I know I stubbed my toe






- Go away

- Don't you think that's a sign?



- Oh! A sign

- It's obvious



He's a foot doctor, pain is your body's

way to tell you something's wrong



Your toe's trying to tell you

not to marry Dwayne



My toe is telling me

I've been hurt by a shoe salesman



- What about last night?

- What about, you're a liar?



- What about "I was born to kiss you"?

- What about--



Don't you have to work?

Maybe you're not a shoe salesman



The truth is, you came here looking

for something and you found it



It's right in back of you

You're trightened



That's understandable

I couldn't even sleep last night



Peter, stop



Last night was an illusion



You weren't who you said you were

so I wasn't who I thought I was...



so neither of us were there



It wasn't real

It didn't happen



I don't know you



Get to know me



- We're not supposed to be

- Yes, we are



Don't throw your lite away

on someone you don't love



Who says I don't love him?



Uh, all right



Go home and marry your podiatrist



I hope you'll be

very happy together



Oh, I'm sorry



Oh, okay all right






Wait, wait!



You can't go



- Why can't I go?

- Because I found him



Stop the car



Whoa! I'm okay



I couldn't sleep last night

For some reason, I was a wreck



So what did I do? I went

to that restaurant, La Galeassi



You want me to take that for you?

I had a chocolate gelato



I talked to the waiter

asked him a couple of questions



Turns out-- I'll get it--

He knew the name of Damon's hotel



- You're kidding

- No, it's right



I call the hotel

They say, "No, he left yesterday"



But apparently he comes here every year

and always follows the same route



He always goes from Rome

down the coast...



to La Sirenuse Hotel

in Positano



- Where's Positano?

- Three hours south



- Did I do the right thing?

- Great! We can call Giovanni



- What? It's perfect

- He can drive us



- We can all go down together

- It's really perfect



I did the right thing

She won't say it



You did



You know what I think?

Anything can happen here



Kate, look down there




Oh, God



Oh is it over?



Where's the guy

with the checkered flag?



Okay, faith Hold on



Oh, my God

Faith, Joan Collins stayed here



Well, right now

he's by the pool



He says he wears

a gold medallion



- Want to check out the pool?

- Mm-hmm



Let's go This way



Oh, look at this

isn't this beautiful?



I hate men

that wear jewelry



That's Damon Bradley?



Aren't you going to

introduce yourself?



Of course



- Do you want me to do it?

- No



Good luck



You're in my sun



Oh, I'm sorry



- I thought I--

- Damon!



I'll see you tomorrow




Ciao, Amanda



- Damon?

- Uh-huh



- Damon Bradley?

- That's me



Beautiful place



You know, it sure is






Been here long?



Since yesterday



I just got here too



Nof yesterday

Just now Just today



With my sister-in-law

my brother's wife



Wife Yes



- I'm sure I'll see you around

- Oh, I hope so



You know...



I was wondering



Do you have dinner plans?



Nof exactly



Would you be willing

to have dinner with me?












There's a restaurant

at the bottom of the steps



It's called

Il Covo del Sara-something



It's great  :  ?



- Sounds good?

- Covo del Something



I'll see you at  :  

at the bottom--



- Watch your step You okay?

- I'm sorry it's okay



- I'll see you there

- What's your name?



Oh, faith



My name is faith






Very smooth







That's right Yeah



My wife used her card yesterday

and I can't remember the amount



No, I can't wait for the statement

That's why I'm calling you



All right Hey, Pete!

Tell Roy to send up more shingles



Hey, Roy!

He wants some more shingles!



Four hundred dollars

from the La Sirenuse Hotel in Positano?



Where is Positano

in Mexico?




My wife's in Italy?



What the hell's she doing in Italy?

She's only been gone    hours



Huh? I'm sorry, ma'am

Have a nice day then



My wite's in Italy



What the hell's

she doing in Italy?



Who's in Italy?



Fellas, I gotta get out of here



You finish up this job here



Don't have too many beers

at lunch



- Yeah, okay

- Make sure you quit by  :  




All right I'm fine



Have you seen this sunset

out here?



Larry would love these rooftops

you know?



Did you see his eyes?



They were beautiful

Brown, with little flecks of green



Wasn't he nice?

He's really nice



How old do you think Giovanni is?

No more than   ?



Come in!



The stars will be jealous

of you tonight



You are a vision



Thanks You certainly

know how to talk



By the way, I invite you all

on your last evening in Italy



A friend of mine has a yacht

You can see it from the balcony



I told him I would bring

all my American friends tonight



So you must all come, hmm?



Yeah, we'd love that

Faith, you in?



Okay Ciao Have tun



I'm sorry



In another lite or parallel universe

we would have loved that Better?



- I have to get ready

- Okay Sorry



Wait, wait Sorry



- Here

- What is it?



You'll see



- Shoes!

- Yeah



They're bone, a good color

for a date with destiny



It should be-- Don't worry

about those European sizes



It's pertect

It should fit like a glove



- They do

- Yeah?






Could you hand me my dress?

It's over on the window--



And my earrings?

Those little moon ones?






And could you get me

my little ankle--






Oh, you got the pictures back

from the place



This one of us is great

Did you see that picture that--



Oh, God



Oh, you look great



Thank you



I just-- I want to thank you

for making all of this possible




It's the least I could do



I just hope you find

what you're looking for






Oh, Peter, stop



No matter what happens tonight

I love you



- I have to go

- Yeah



- It's pumpkin time

- Mm-hmm






Wow You look just like a goddess



You really do

I mean, it's-- Whoa



A lot of steps



- Want some wine?

- Yes



Do you have a good house red?






Now, I know you're gonna think

this sounds crazy...



but I noticed you at the pool

even before we spoke



I could sense

a chemistry between us



- Really?

- Truly






you're probably wondering

why I asked you to dinner



No, not really

It happens all the time






What looks good?



I think I'm gonna have the scampi



Oh, you like shrimp?

I like shrimp



Get out of town

Come on



Put her there



Do you believe in destiny?



It is written...



on the stars



My son Kyle is in the third grade

He's really the smart one



My other son is very...



physical, I guess

would be the term



You think I'm just

one of those men...



who tries to seduce

every woman he meets



Oh, I know that's what you are



Does it matter?



I've told you all about me



- I want to hear about you

- All right



What kind of books do you like?

What music do you listen to?



- I like action films

- Uh-huh



I like Van Damme movies



I love martial art films




You don't like opera?



I'm surprised to hear that



- Giovanni, I'm sorry

- What?



You're very kind and gentle

and I'll never forget you...



but I can't do this



I'm married



- That makes me uncomfortable

- I'm sorry



- How 'bout that?

- Come on Stop it



- Is this what you want?

- I said stop!



- Okay

- Stop it



- I'll kill you!

- Uh-oh



- You crossed the line, you jerk!

- You crossed the line



- You blew it from the get-go!

- I did you a favor



I said to turn her off

not molest her!



I was improvising Ow!



Are you not Damon Bradley?



No, I am not Damon Bradley



Look, I'm real--

Damn it!



I'm really sorry

You're very sweet



- I'm sorry it went this tar

- Shut up, Harry! You've done enough!



- You shut up

- So you're probably really upset



- Just be a little bit rational

- Rational!



Hit him!



- Let it out

- Stop it!



Okay, what's with

the bald guy, huh?



- Faith, I can explain!

- Great



Okay, slow down



Oh, God



Oh, dear Oh, my



Faith, I was afraid

of losing you!



Let's go



You are so ungratetul Do you know

what kind of planning this took?



This was a major production

I did it all for us!



Thank you very much

I hope you're very happy!



I don't believe in anything anymore!



I don't believe in the moon or stars

or the sun or destiny...



or magic or men!



Why won't you accept the fact that

I'll do anything to keep us together?



You've outdone yourself!



You're gonna miss me

when I'm gone



You're nuts about me!

We're made for each other!



Haven't they ever heard

of escalators?



You didn't mean what you said about not

believing in the stars and the moon?



- You?

- I--



I can't



I can't now



I'm sorry for dragging you here



No, don't say you're sorry...



'cause this has been the best weekend

of my entire lite



I guess sometimes life just doesn't

turn out the way we imagined it



Look at the stars



They come out every night



To almost love a woman

and then lose her



Enjoy the pain



It's like losing at roulette

There's that sweet sting



Oh, Jesus, Harry



There's only one woman...



and she's gone



Are you all right?



- Yes

- Can I get you something?



No, thank you



I just would like you

to send this very quickly






I'm calling off my wedding






I'll send it immediately






Just go



I'm sorry



I wanna--



Come on Let's go




What are you doin' here?



What am I doin' here?

What the hell are you doin' here?



You came all the way here

just to ask me that?



No, I--



I came all the way here

to tell you...



I love you and I...



miss you



I've been miserable

without you, Katy



Oh, Larry, I've missed you too



You're gonna be okay?



I'm gonna be okay

I want you guys to have a great time



- Did you call Mom?

- Yeah



- Did you call Dwayne?

- Yeah



What'd they say?




Everybody is worried about you

you understand?



- I'm all right Thanks

- You got everything?



Listen, what time is your flight?



- You got your passport?

- Yeah



Your ticket?



I'm Damon Bradley



You're Damon Bradley?



I mean, off the Ouija board

when we were kids



I made the whole thing up

I was pushing the arrow



- I wanted to get to the next question

- You made the whole thing up?



- Damon Bradley never existed?

- He was a kid in little league



- He was a real jerk

- What about the fortune teller?



- That tat gypsy woman?

- Don't say that



I slipped her two bucks

The whole thing was a joke



Larry, this is bad

You have to tell faith



I am not going to tell faith

She'll never speak to me again



- She called off her whole wedding

- Because she's in love



Why would she call off her wedding

it she was in love?



Because it's not Dwayne



What do you mean?

Then who is she in love with?



- Spanish?

- How'd you know that?



lt's very nice suede

How much you pay for them?






- Wow Could've done better

- Better?



I'll give you a card



Passengers on TWA flight

to New York...



prepare to board

at gate number ten



Alitalia nonstop flight

to Boston...



is now boarding

at gate number   



Mr. Damon Bradley, please come

to the information desk



I'll be in touch



Excuse me



Excuse me



- I'm Damon Bradley

- Oh, yes



- You have a message for me?

- Yes, I have a message



Mademoiselle Plantard will meet you

directly at your hotel in Geneva



Ah, thank you very much



Shall we?



I'm Peter This is faith



We're a bit strange She's been

looking for you her whole lite






As a matter of fact

she thinks she wants to marry you




Are you married?



- No

- Oh, good Whew



- Do you have a good job?

- Of course



- Who are you?

- I'm sorry Peter, faith



We're just friends

He's available



This is good



She thinks that you two

are meant to be



- Oh, really?

- Yeah



The only problem is me

because I'm in love with her



I love her more

than she'll ever know






You're a lucky man

You've got the right name



Good-bye, faith



I hope you work it out



Hope we work what out?



What's going on?



He loves me



I can see that



The question is:

Do you love him?






I said, the question is:

Do you love him?






Do you love him?



- Last call for boarding

- I do



I do






I have a plane to Geneva

to catch...



and you have a plane to catch



Is this the flight to Boston?

I have to get on that flight



- The flight is closed

- Excuse me?



You don't understand

The man I love is on that plane



- Are you sure?

- Yes, I'm sure!



Please, can you help me?

You understand



Don't you?



Do you got a ticket?

This is to New York






Oh, my God!



Thank you!



Good luck!




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