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  8/4/93














                      Spiderman Script





                        Written by

                Barry Cohen and Ted Newson

                            and

                       James Cameron





                      2nd Revision by

             Joseph Goldmari and James Cameron

                            and

                       John Brancato






                                             SECOND REV.
                                             7/29/93




FADE IN:

INT.  PROFESSOR OCK"S PRIVATE PHYSICS LABORATORY, THE
CYCLOTRON ROOM (CREDIT SEQUENCE) - DAY

A mighty WARNING KLAXON assaults our ears.  A FLASHING RED
WARNING LIGHT stabs our eyes.

Several DIALS go into the RED.  A hand pushes aside a
YELLOW THERMOS and pushes forward a RED POWER THROTTLE.
We hear the WHINING UP of a cyclotron.  A DIGITAL DIAL
climbs to "5% POWER." A SPIDER crawls across a DIAL.

Begin OPENING CREDITS.

THE CYCLOTRON ROOM is in an old basement full of peeling
paint and plumbing wrapped with TAPE.  Leaks are here and
there.  COBWEBS are all around.

DOCTOR OTTO OCTAVIUS (OCK) is a strong but strange
featured man in his mid-fifties.

His assistant, WEINER, hovers nearby looking on.  He's
open mouthed with a mindless kind of curiosity.  WEINER is
a local, small-time hood hired by OCK to circumvent the
school administration and to "procure" whatever OCK needs
for his experiments.  He shades his eyes against a searing
BLUE-WHITE BEAM that erupts from the WINDOW.  THE ROOM IS
DIVIDED INTO A CONTROL ROOM AND THE EXPERIMENT CHAMBERS.

                          WEINER
          Whoa, whoa, whoa... what's that?

With a WHOOSH, the WINDOW EXPLODES, showering the TWO with
shards of GLASS, and throwing them to the floor.

                          OCK
                     (rising)
          We begin again... let's kick in that new
          transducer.  See if we can double the
          power output.

                          WEINER
                     (rising more slowly)
          Whoa, Doc... wait a minute...

But OCK is already at the THROTTLE.  The cyclotron whirls
up.  The lights go on.  Louder, brighter than before.  OCK
looks through the broken WINDOW into the EXPERIMENTAL
CHAMBER.  The POWER DIAL inches upward, "eight, nine..."
the BLUE-WHITE LIGHT is blinding now.  The WHINE pitch is
shattering.
END OPENING CREDITS.

                          OCK
          Okey... dokey!

The POWER DIAL hits ten.


EXT.  EMPIRE STATE UNIVERSITY - DAY

As STUDENTS go to class, the sound of the cyclotron spills
out of the SCIENCE CENTER onto the grounds of Empire State
University.

We see PETER PARKER, a pleasant faced senior who's among
the top in his class.  Sincere and serious, he has yet to
develop a way with women.

                          LIZ
                     (falling in step)
          Hiya Peter...

LIZ ALLEN is also a senior.  She's beautiful and
intelligent.

                          PETER
                     (ardent but
                      uncomfortable)
          Hiya Liz... how're you doing...?

                          LIZ
                     (teasing softly)
          How'm I doing what?

                          HARRY
          Peter!  Peter!  Wait up!

HARRY is the school nerd.  A quirky kid who, like PETER,
can be a little backward around girls, especially pretty
ones like Liz.

                          HARRY
                     (to Liz)
          Would you, uh... excuse us for a minute?

Despite PETER'S protesting body language, HARRY pulls him
away like a conspirator.

                          PETER
          What is it?  what...

                          HARRY
          Did the Astro-Physics Journal really
          accept your paper?

                          PETER
                     (laughs, embarrassed)
          Yeah... well... all I got's the data but
          they've agreed to publish it when it's
          finished.  You know... it's my
          calculation on the Planetary Conjunction.

                          HARRY
          And its influence on the anti-force.
          Isn't it?

                          PETER
          Yes.  Look, Harry, I am busy with...
                     (indicates Liz standing
                      there)

                          HARRY
          Yeah, you and the rest of the class.
          Every one is busy with Liz.

                          LIZ
                     (growing impatient)
          Peter?

A HAND reaches in and smacks her bottom.

                          FLASH
          Hiya, cupcakes...

                          LIZ
                     (elbowing him
                      affectionately)
          Flash...!

They kiss and walk away.

                          HARRY
                     (sneering)
          And Flash is the busiest of them all...

                          PETER
                     (disappointed)
          Come on, Harry... we'll be late for
          Octavius.

HARRY makes a gesture dismissing OCK as crazy.

                          HARRY
          Ock is nuts, don't you agree?

                          PETER
          Ock is a genius, Harry.  Crazy, Yes!  But,
          a genius misunderstood, and unappreciated.


INT.  CYCLOTRON AREA HALLWAY - DAY

It is a basement hallway full of LOCKERS which STUDENTS
are banging open and shut as they put stuff in and take
stuff out.  In their midst, a MAN is banging on the door
marked "Cyclotron Room - Authorized Personnel Only!"
Professor ROSOMORF, SIXTISH, respectable, a good old
fashioned professor, he's the head of the Physics Dept.
With him is ALEXANDER THORKEL, a 40-ish, Waspish school
administrator.  For a scientist as crazily focused as OCK,
THORKEL is a natural enemy.

                          ROZ
                     (knocking furiously)
          Doctor Octavius!  You are late for your
          lecture.  The students are waiting.
          Doctor Octavius!

                          THORKEL
          Your friend is impossible Professor
          Rosomorf, I told the board we should let
          him go.

The LIGHT above THORKEL's head EXPLODES.  Then all the
LIGHTS behind him EXPLODE in succession.  THORKEL and ROZ
look amazed...

                          THORKEL
          What's he doing in there, not his crazy
          experiment again.

                          ROZ
          You mean his anti-force theory... one day
          they'll give him the Nobel Prize for it.

                          THORKEL
          Meanwhile he is demolishing our
          university.  Octavius!!
                     (knocks)
          Open the door.


INT.  OCK'S LAB

                          OCK
          The anti-force experiment has now reached
          the limit of electronic overload safety.
          Therefore, Weiner, you will disconnect
          the overload safety device...

FOUR WALDOS (three-fingered, snake-like mechanical arms)
suddenly thrust themselves into the CHAMBER and begin
working, each at a different task.  OCK is an acknowledged
master at manipulating these WALDOS.

He flicks a switch and a searing BLUE-WHITE BEAM lances
down from a FOCUSING CONE and strikes a GRAM WEIGHT
(marked, "1,000,000"), illuminating it and filling our
ears with a splitting BUZZ TONE.

The knock on the door grows louder.

WEINER comes up behind OCK.

                          WEINER
          Whoa, Doc... someone's at the door...

                          OCK
                     (ignoring)
          World class scientific mind and they
          stick me in the basement with this third
          rate cyclotron...

INSERT: The DIAL marked "RELATIVE GRAVITY" reads
"1,000,000" but suddenly it snaps to "0.999999!"

                          OCK
          Okey!  Dokey!

The WEIGHT begins to jiggle and, for an instant, it
appears to lift ever so slightly.


INT.  COLLEGE PHYSICS LAB - DAY

This is an enormous room, 100 lab tables.  The yellowing
smoke of a thousand experiments hangs in the air.  A HUGE
AMERICAN FLAG dominates the back wall.

PETER, HARRY and LIZ set up their TABLES.  FLASH reads the
DAILY BUGLE sports section.  PETER can't take his eyes off
LIZ.  When she looks back he looks down at his GEAR.

                          LIZ
                     (softly)
          What is it, Peter?

                          PETER
                     (embarrassed)
          It's nothing.


INT. OCK'S LAB

WEINER opens the door and sees ROZ and THORKEL waiting
impatient.

                          WEINER
          Yes, gentleman can I help you?

                          THORKEL
          Tell your boss, that his class is waiting.

                          WEINER
                     (looks)
          You better tell him yourself.

THORKEL looks at ROZ who waves his shoulder, then the both
call.

                          ROZ & THORKEL
          Professor Octavius!!

Professor OCK turns and looks at the bewildered men.

                          OCK
          Gentlemen, come, you must see this.

                          ROZ
          But, your students...

                          OCK
          The imbeciles can wait... I have better
          things to do than teach introductory
          Physics Rosomorf.  Undergrads are
          kindless adolescence.

                          THORKEL
          You see he is impossible.

                          OCK
          Thorkel you are the dummiest
          administrator our university has ever had.
                     (Thorkel turns to go)
          Don't go Thorkel!!  Come!  Look!

He starts to play his machines handles and buttons.

                          THORKEL
          The university pays you to teach
          something to your students.


INT.  COLLEGE PHYSICS LAB - DAY

                          LIZ
          Well, do you mean nothing... or do you
          mean something but you won't tell me what
          it is?

                          PETER
                     (regaining)
          I mean plain nothing.

                          LIZ
          Well, I guess that's about as nothing as
          you can get... plain nothing.

A beat.

                          PETER
          Liz...!

                          LIZ
          Ahh, it is something.

                          PETER
          No... look.

The equipment on her TABLE is starting to vibrate.  They
look at it, curiously.  We hear the cyclotron's WHINE
begin to build...


INT.  CYCLOTRON ROOM - DAY

Everything is shaking like in an earthquake... Roz and
Thorkel seem to dance in their place going crazy with
anger and surprise.  The WHINE is deafening!  The light is
blinding!  WEINER has his eyes closed and his hands over
his ears.

                          OCK
          I am going for 20 percent power!

                          THORKEL
          NO!!  Don't do that...

                          ROZ
          Ock!  Its dangerous...

                          THORKEL
          Ock I warn you...

WEINER crosses himself.  The CONSOLE erupts in sparks.


INT.  ELECTRICAL CONDUIT MONTAGE - DAY

We follow the electrical overcharge as it crackles along
the WIRES and CABLES inside the WALLS and FLOORS.  It is
making its way up to the LAB!


INT.  LAB - DAY

All the kids are now trying to hold onto their vibrating
equipment.

The CHARGE crackles up a WIRE and erupts at LIZ'S TABLE.
A BREAKER explodes in flames.  There is an outburst of AD
LIBS: "Fire!" "Everybody out!"

THORKEL (comes running he is shabby and bewildered) seeing
LIZ trapped behind the fire which is growing from second
to second.

                          THORKEL
          Keep calm, everybody keep calm.  Use the
          front door.  Everybody out the front.

                          PETER
          Liz!  Come on...!

                          LIZ
          I can't.  Help me!

                          PETER
          I'm coming!

He wades into the fire, but is beaten back by the FLAMES.
His sleeve is on fire.  He pats it out.

                          LIZ
          Peter!

Flash appears and tries to help but Thorkel stops him.

                          THORKEL
          Get back, you idiots.  You can't go in
          there!

LIZ smashes at the WINDOW, but this is an inner city
school and the WINDOWS are covered by STEEL GATES.  Liz
wraps her fingers in the GATE.

                          LIZ
                     (out at the street)
          Help!  Help me!

Outside the WINDOW the air is clear and people come and
go.  Some are stopping to look up at the girl on the
second floor who screams (but they can't hear, of course)
down at them as the FLAMES close in behind her.

PETER comes flying in with a FIRE EXTINGUISHER.  He
fumbles with it.  FLASH pushes Thorkel, grabs the
extinguisher away from him with a scowl of disdain.

LIZ turns to face the FLAMES.  Suddenly there is an
eruption of CO2 CLOUDS and the roar of a FIRE
EXTINGUISHER.

The FLAMES are beaten down enough for her to leap out.
FLASH is there, holding the EXTINGUISHER.  People CHEER.

                          PETER
          Thanks for your help Flash.

                          FLASH
          No problem wimp.

                          PETER
          Our hero has a real way with words.

                          LIZ
          Oh, why don't you grow up.

PETER is stung, insulted, turns away.

ROSOMORF peeps in, worried -- faces Thorkel.

                          THORKEL
          This man will bring a disaster upon this
          university.

OCK comes in, starts his lecture calmly as if nothing has
happened.

                          OCK
          The universe is made up of forces... and
          counter-forces.  Science is the study of
          the forces!

FLASH hands the EXTINGUISHER to PETER.  LIZ embraces
FLASH, throwing a glimpse at PETER who tried so bravely.
He looks away and turns the last of the EXTINGUISHER on
the last of the FIRE.

                          OCK
                     (continues without a
                      hitch)
          But I... Professor Otto Octavius... have
          devoted my life to the study of the
          counter-forces!  Good job, Peter.

                          PETER
                     (taking place at lab
                      table)
          Thanks, Professor.

THORKEL has walked slowly and uncomprehendingly toward the
front of the huge LAB.  He simply cannot believe OCK'S
behavior.

                          THORKEL
          I don't believe it, I simply don't...

                          OCK
          Can we carry on Mr. Thorkel.

                          THORKEL
          I don't believe... oh, all right carry on
          Professor.

                          OCK
          Well!  This week my dear students I have
          made a stunning breakthrough...

                          THORKEL
          Wait a minute, wait a minute... you've
          got fire forms to fill out, Dr. Octavius.

                          OCK
          I have no time for forms, or
          administrators who persist in
          interrupting me, Mr. Thorkel.

THORKEL steams out and bangs shut the DOOR.

                          OCK
          I now believe its possible that these
          counter forces can be... collected... the
          way the magnifying glass collects the
          sunlight... and focused into a hard beam
          I call... Weiner!

WEINER backs away from the BLACKBOARD to reveal a word
that OCK has scrawled in large letters.  It says "Anti-
Force."

                          OCK
          I call it, the Anti-Force!

OCK is plugging a HUGE CABLE into a small LUCITE BOX with
a SILVER BALL inside it.

                          OCK
                     (continues as he works)
          This anti-force, once harnessed, is
          capable of undoing any natural force at
          which it is aimed... for instance...
                     (looks up maniacally)
          Gravity!

LIZ scribbles down a note and mouths the word "gravity."
Then she turns to PETER.

                          LIZ
                     (whispers)
          I'm sorry...

                          PETER
          It's alright.

OCK is "playing" his COMPUTER like the Phantom of the
Opera at the organ.

                          OCK
          We patch in the cyclotron...

The lights flicker and go dim.

                          OCK
          Pay no attention to the lights... I of
          course steal its energy, and it looses
          power.  We patch in the cyclotron... and
          we gradually apply power.  The power that
          I am stealing...

As the WHINE builds in the LAB...

OCK peers through the LUCITE BOX at us, distorted by it.
The BOX is a miniature version of the cyclotron's
experimental chamber, and now the BLUE-WHITE glow begins.
It crackles round the SILVER BALL.

                          OCK
          And so we stand, four square against the
          fundamental force that orders and
          maintains our universe... gravity...
          which is holding down this goddamn ball.
          Rise!

The LIGHTS go totally dark.  The kids react with WHOOPS
and CATCALLS.

                          HARRY
          What a crock...

                          PETER
          Shut up Harry... this is very interesting.

                          OCK
          Mr. Parker!  Have you some... interesting
          observation you'd like to share with the
          class?

                          PETER
          No sir...

                          OCK
          Then shut up!  And pay some attention to
          the experiment.

OCK peers at us through the LUCITE BOX as the SILVER BALL
begins to rise.  OCK'S face is ecstatic.

                          OCK
          Rise!  Rise!!!

The SILVER BALL suddenly shoots up, shattering the top of
the box.  It flies up to the ceiling where it shatters a
LIGHT FIXTURE.

The shards rain down on OCK who reaches out and catches
the falling BALL and scales it in a raised fist.

                          OCK
          Now that's what I call an experiment!

The CYCLOTRON WHINE cuts out and OCK wheels to the
COMPUTER.  He hits a KEY and several COLORED PROJECTION
BEAMS lance out of the back of the room.  They pierce the
smoke and light a PROJECTION DISPLAY in the front.

TWO COLORED SPHERES one, YELLOW, one BLUE touch where
their circumferences meet.  Behind them is a BLACK
depiction of "space".

                          OCK
          You are looking at a representation of
          two universes.  Our Blue one.  Our real
          universe... something we can touch and
          feel and see and draw calculations about.
          This is us.  The Yellow universe... this
          is something else.  Some other dimension...
          something... on the other side!

OCK hits another COMPUTER KEY and a hole appears where the
TWO SPHERES touch.  The BLUE AND THE YELLOW MARBLEIZE with
each other.  The colors swirl until both SPHERES are
BRIGHT GREEN.

                          OCK
          If it were possible to generate enough
          power behind it, the anti-force could
          wipe out not just gravity... but all our
          universal forces at the same time.  In
          effect... it would blast a hole between
          this universe and the next.  Each...
                     (indicates green spheres)
          would flow into each other.  No blue
          universe.  No yellow.  End, finished,
          over.

                          LIZ
                     (with a student's ear)
          That sounds like a scenario for the end
          of the world.

                          OCK
          My girl, it is!  It is.  It would mean
          wiping out everything that's known... and
          letting in everything that's unknown.

                          FLASH
          Isn't that a little dangerous?

                          OCK
          Don't worry yourself, true inter-
          dimensional penetration is still purely
          theoretical, but one day... Maybe very
          near... maybe in the 21st century...


INT.  BASEMENT HALLWAY - DAY

PETER, LIZ, FLASH and HARRY all take BOOKS from their
LOCKERS.

                          LIZ
                     (whispers to Peter)
          Look, it's just... I don't know... when
          you and Flash go after each other like
          that...

                          PETER
                     (whispers)
          He's not my type.

                          LIZ
          He doesn't have to be.

                          PETER
          Check.

                          LIZ
          And besides, he's not all bad.

PETER looks at FLASH who's a few LOCKERS down.  FLASH has
taken a FOOTBALL from his LOCKER and is spinning it on his
finger with great joy and concentration.

                          PETER
          You don't get nicknamed Flash because
          you're a rocket scientist, Liz.

                          LIZ
          Give it up, Parker.  You'd die for a
          nickname like Flash.

                          PETER
          Yeah, of embarrassment.

KIM comes by and leans seductively by her LOCKER.  KIM is
a ripe one and hot-hot-hot!

                          KIM
                     (teasing)
          Hey, Flash... I'm scalping a pair of the
          Midnight Madness Wrestling Match tomorrow
          night.

                          FLASH
          The Slammies???  I'd kill for that!!!

                          KIM
          Would you pay $125?

                          FLASH
          Well, uh, I... gee... if... can I tell
          you tomorrow?

                          KIM
                     (moving on)
          You snooze, you lose.  Hiya Liz...

                          LIZ
          Kim, you know Peter and Harry?  This is
          my new roommate... Kim Nickson.

KIM is pulling her pet, a foot long SALAMANDER, out of her
LOCKER.  She wraps it around her neck and turns to the
boys.

They go bug-eyed!

                          KIM
                     (interested)
          Hellooo, Peter.

                          PETER
                     (embarrassed)
          Hi...

                          LIZ
          We're going to the Student Reunion
          Meeting.  You coming?

Peter looks at KIM.  Wow.  Then he looks at LIZ who's
adjusting herself in a small MIRROR.  HARRY jabs him in
the ribs.  Yeah, yeah!

                          PETER
                     (frustrated)
          I can't... I gotta go over to the Daily
          Bugle.  I'm trying to sell some photos.

                          KIM
          Soooh, a photographer...?

                          PETER
          Just an amateur.  Well... nice meeting
          you, Kim.

                          KIM
          Yeah... I bet it would be.

                          HARRY
          Can I be your date for the reunion
          ShooShoo?

                          KIM
          No Jerk!

                          HARRY
                     (she turns to go)
          What did I say...

                          LIZ
          It's not what you said, it's how you say
          it, ShooShoo!

Everybody leaves and Harry is left alone, he throws his
bag down.

                          HARRY
          Damn!

PETER turns to go and comes face to face with the hulking
WEINER.

                          WEINER
          Peter, Doc Ock wants to see you.

                          PETER
          About my data I bet.

                          WEINER
          I don't know.

                          PETER
          He knows about my work on the Planetary
          Conjunction, doesn't he?

                          WEINER
                     (lies)
          I don't know.


INT.  CONTROL ROOM - DAY

PETER enters wide-eyed behind WEINER.  This place is a far
cry from the experiment in the LAB ROOM.  It's a fantastic
netherworld to which no undergrad gains entrance.  No one
but PETER.

OCK is sitting in a swivel CHAIR with his back to PETER.
He has the look of Captain Nemo in his Nautilus.  This is
OCK'S domain.

                          PETER
          Hello, Professor Octavius.
                     (no response)
          I really admired your experiment.

                          OCK
                     (back to Peter)
          We have a lot of interests in common,
          Peter.  Perhaps we should put our heads
          together, if you know what I mean...

                          PETER
                     (flattered)
          That would be... great.

                          OCK
                     (turns with a smile)
          Now you take the Planetary Conjunction.
          This Saturday night we will witness
          Saturn, Jupiter, the Moon, the Earth, the
          Sun... all in a row.  Never seen within
          the memory of man, or measured for its
          effect.  The total gravitational force
          must be quite exceptional.  Isn't that
          the subject of your paper...?

                          PETER
          Yes sir, I've worked out a new way to
          calculate the combined gravitational
          effect.

                          OCK
          I'm a busy man, Mr. Parker.  But I think
          I could find the time to go over it with
          you.  Make sure it all... checks out.

                          PETER
          Well... I'm sort of working with
          Professor Rosomorf and he suggested we
          kind of keep it between us.  He thinks
          that my theory is... well, I don't know...

                          OCK
                     (to himself)
          The scoundrel...
                     (turns angry)
          I want to see that data, Peter!

                          PETER
          But Professor Octavius... if I knew you
          were interested... sorry, I've already
          given it to... Professor Rosomorf, and he
          is after all the head of our Physics
          Department... and I couldn't...

OCK turns sweet again.  He smiles too broadly.

                          OCK
          Well, I'm certain something can be worked
          out.  Run along, young man.

PETER begins to leave.

                          OCK
          Just a minute... how about if I show you
          my discoveries... something I never
          showed to any other student... as a
          matter of fact to anybody at all.

                          PETER
          Well I am really flattered, I mean I'd
          love to... but I...

                          OCK
          Very well shall we say if you come here
          tonight...

                          PETER
          But Professor I don't now if I should...

                          OCK
          Make it eight sharp... I'll be waiting
          for you... Right here...

Peter looks worried then leaves.

OCK turns to WEINER who slouches against the wall smiling.

                          OCK
          The same academic world that's so keen to
          embrace that boy's undergraduate work,
          ridicules my anti-force theory as
          quackery.  I ask you, Weiner... what is
          our society coming to?  Ha!

                          WEINER
          They are all a bunch of brainless
          assholes, that's what I say...

                          OCK
          Weiner!  Go get me that boy's data!

                          WEINER
          Cost you fifty bucks.

                          OCK
                     (Weiner hissing)
          Just get it.  We'll negotiate your fee
          when you have the data, alright Weiner?


EXT.  DAILY BUGLE - DAY

Establish as ART DECO BUILDING well beyond its prime.  A
sign says: "The Daily Bugle." Peter enters the building.

                          JAMESON (V.O.)
          Garbage!  Absolute, 100% garbage!


INT.  JAMESON'S OFFICE - DAY

Very forties, very messy.  J. Jameson scans some PHOTOS as
PETER stands helplessly by.

                          JAMESON
          Bag ladies.  I hate bag ladies.

                          PETER
          Yes, sir.

JAMESON is 50ish, grey at the temples, brush cut on top.
He too is forties.  His chewed up CIGAR is forties.  This
guy is a hard case.

                          JAMESON
                     (looks at the other
                      photos)
          Little kids... I hate little kids.  This
          is a daily newspaper.  We need news value
          photographs, not artsy-fartsy shit!

                          PETER
          Yes, sir.

JAMESON comes to a picture of a BUSINESS SUITED MAN with a
MOHAWK.  PETER smiles in anticipation.

                          JAMESON
          Kid?  You want a pro's assessment?

                          PETER
          Yes, sir!

                          JAMESON
                     (handing photos back)
          Your photos suck.
                     (cigar for emphasis)
          Parker, my readers are morons.  I gotta
          grab them by the eyes.  Every time you
          press the button of that Nikon of yours
          it costs you fifty-five cents.  So the
          next time you're about to take the plunge,
          ask yourself, am I taking dog bites man?
          Because if you are...

                          PETER
          I know, I know.  You want man bites dog...

                          JAMESON
          Parker, this is the post modern 20th
          century.  I want man eats dog!  Get out!


EXT.  STREET - DAY

A seedy east village walk up.  Peter takes his camera and
takes various shots of a wino.  ALL IN.  He climbs the
stairs to his building, looks through the mail, he
collects from a beaten down mailbox.

                          PETER
                     (reading)
          Rent!  Rent, more bills, rent...
          electricity, bills...


INT.  PETER'S APARTMENT - DAY

A one-room, shabby roof apartment, a chaos of books and
papers.  A photo enlarger and darkroom baths in kitchen
pots; 8x10s tacked to the walls; a spare camera and
lenses.  Self-consciously wacky kitsch; plastic dinosaurs,
wind-up toys, a stuffed carp.  An unmade bed and a 50's
dinette set are the only furniture.  A grimy skylight
leads to the roof.  It's not a pretty place, but it has
personality.  A voice from the kitchen, a shadow of an
intruder, is sneaking around.

                          PETER
          There's nothing in there worth stealing!

                          MAY (V.O.)
                     (from within the kitchen)
          That's the understatement of the year.

                          PETER
          Aunt May, you're trespassing.

                          MAY
                     (comes in)
          I was just so desperately bored... I
          thought I'd come over and make you dinner...

                          PETER
          I am old enough to... to make my own--

                          MAY
          But I didn't feel like getting to know
          your roaches.

                          PETER
          I'll introduce you.

                          MAY
          Oh.  And those foul chemicals in the pots...

                          PETER
          I take pictures, remember?

                          MAY
          Anyway, I've decided to kidnap you for
          dinner in Forest Hills...

She grabs her coat, crosses back to Peter and tugs on his
shoulder.

                          PETER
          It's Friday night...

                          MAY
          Yes.  Do you have a date?

                          PETER
          No.

                          MAY
          Then come on.


INT.  LARGE COMPUTER LAB - NIGHT

It is dark and empty except for COMPUTERS.  Sitting at it,
lit by the GLOW of its screen, is SOLOMON ROSOMORF (ROZ).

As he works, a DOOR opens behind him.  Someone walks
quietly through the LAB.  ROSOMORF keeps working.  The
intruder approaches...

                          THORKEL
                     (at his ear)
          Professor Rosomorf, what happened here?

                          ROZ
          Someone tried to rob me of some paper...
          I suspect they were looking for that one.

                          THORKEL
          What is it?

                          ROZ
                     (unruffled)
          Award winning stuff.
                     (turning slightly)
          Peter Parker's data on the Planetary
          Conjunction.  Damn lucky I hid it in my
          computer under another title.

                          THORKEL
          My God, what's going on in our school?
          First Professor Octavius almost blows up
          the Physics lab... Now this.  You report
          it in triplicate, of course.

                          ROZ
          Thorkel, be careful when you talk to
          Octavius.  Remember... the man is a very
          fragile genius.  One day he'll bring us
          all the Noble Prize.

                          THORKEL
          Rosomorf, the man is a very dangerous
          crackpot!

Off screen the voice of the CYCLOTRON WHINE begins to
build.

                          ROZ
          That's him again.  He's working day and
          night.

                          THORKEL
          I tell you the man is very dangerous.
                     (the whine grows louder)
          Come on Rosomorf, let's stop him before
          this building will explode.


INT.  CYCLOTRON ROOM - NIGHT

OCK and WEINER are at work as before.  OCK takes no notice
of the TWO MEN who come in, nor the WORKER who comes in
behind them and sets to work attaching a BIG LOCK to the
door.

                          THORKEL
          Shut it down, Octavius.

OCK ignores him.  WEINER touches OCK'S shoulder.  OCK
ignores him too.

                          THORKEL
          You've blown half the circuits in the
          Science Center.

                          OCK
          Call an electrician.

                          THORKEL
          I have called the locksmith.

                          OCK
          What... what is he doing.

He points toward the worker who's working on the lock on
the main door.

                          THORKEL
          We have to shut your lab down and take a
          look at the lines.

                          ROZ
          Please, Otto, we must lock it up.

                          OCK
                     (to Thorkel)
          You're denying me access to my cyclotron?!

                          THORKEL
          You bet.

OCK glares back and forth between the TWO MEN, the WORKER,
and WEINER.  Then he pulls BACK the RED POWER THROTTLE.
The WHINE descends.

The WALDOS pull back and dangle from their panel.  The
WHINE dies.

                          OCK
                     (contemplating)
          Okey, dokey... just give me till tomorrow.
          I want to clean up my papers.  Tomorrow...
          Ha... Tomorrow you can have this room...

                          ROZ
          Oh... well Thorkel... few more hours
          won't make a difference.

                          THORKEL
          I hope.

He signals to the worker to stop.


INT.  APARTMENT OF AUNT MAY AND UNCLE BEN - NIGHT

The N.Y. Mets are playing baseball on T.V.  PETER watches
with his UNCLE BEN, a paunchy 65 years old in POLYESTER
SLACKS and a COMFY OLD SWEATER.  A N.Y. METS CAP is
perched on BEN'S head.  A BEER CAN is in his hand.  A
cluttered but familiar living room sprawls comfortably
around them.

                          BEN
          Another brewski?

                          PETER
          No, I'm fine, Uncle Ben.

                          BEN
                     (at T.V.)
          Yah!  Way to do it.  Alright!
                     (to Peter)
          You don't follow the Mets like you used
          to, do you, Pete?

                          PETER
          No, not so much anymore.

                          BEN
          Funny.  When your Mom and Dad, uh, passed
          away... I had this idea... I wanted you
          to be the best baseball player that ever
          was.  Geez, what ever happened to that?

                          PETER
          Little league.

                          BEN
                     (soft and warm)
          Yeah... Babe Ruth you wasn't.

AUNT MAY enters.

                          AUNT MAY
          It's on the table!  Turn off the TV!

BEN nods, rises sluggishly and slowly, and turns the sound
off only.  PETER moves toward his AUNT in the doorway.

                          AUNT MAY
          How's that girl you told us about, Peter?

                          PETER
          Liz?  She's great... But she has a
          boyfriend.


INT.  THE DINING ROOM - NIGHT

PETER passes AUNT MAY and takes his seat.

                          AUNT MAY
          A boy your age should have a girlfriend.

                          PETER
          Aunt May... she has a steady boyfriend.

                          AUNT MAY
          Peter, any girl that's worth your
          attention is of course gonna have a
          boyfriend... But if she really gets to
          know what you have to offer she'll... you
          get my drift?

                          BEN
          Look, just leave him alone, okay.  When
          he's ready for girls he'll be a holy
          terror.
                     (winks)
          It's in the blood.
                     (now serious business)
          Lookit, how are you fixed for money,
          Pete?  Maybe I can help you out a little.

                          PETER
                     (lying to them)
          No, I'm alright.  My scholarship covers
          almost everything, and I sell some photos
          here and there.  Today my physics
          professor asked for some of my work... he
          wants to study my data.  They might
          publish my work in the science magazine...
          that'll bring me some money...

                          BEN
                     (practically cheering)
          Publish your work?!  You hear that May...?

                          PETER
                     (embarrassed laughs)
          Yeah, in fact I have to leave a little
          early tonight, to meet Professor
          Octavius... He offered me to be his
          assistant...

                          BEN
          Whoa!  Did you hear that May...?

                          AUNT MAY
          Oh, Peter, you promised you'd spend the
          night...

                          PETER
          I... I can't, Aunt May.  Professor
          Octavius wants to discuss my new
          findings.

                          AUNT MAY
                     (disappointed)
          Peter, what you should be finding... is a
          nice girlfriend.


INT.  BASEMENT CYCLOTRON ROOM - NIGHT

WEINER is eating a large SANDWICH and a drinking a COKE.

                          OCK
          I'll show them... closing the cyclotron
          on me... Weiner!

                          WEINER
          Yes, Professor...

                          OCK
          Where is he?  It's ten past eight o'clock...

A KNOCK

                          WEINER
                     (with mouth full)
          That must be him.

He opens the door.

                          PETER
          Good evening.

                          OCK
          You are late.
                     (to Weiner)
          Weiner, go outside and get us something
          to eat.  And don't steal it!  Just buy it.
          I'll reimburse you.

                          WEINER
                     (to Peter)
          Do you want anything Parker?

                          PETER
          No thank you, I just had dinner at my
          aunt's...

                          OCK
          Piss off, Weiner!

WEINER leaves.  PETER wanders around.

He goes into the experimental chamber, he overlooks the
SPIDER which is scuttling away and crawls inside the open
WINDOW... and into the chamber.

                          OCK
          Okey, dokey, Parker... how would you like
          to take Weiner's place... I mean, be my
          assistant?

                          PETER
          Well, Professor, that would be a great
          honor, but I'm already working with...

                          OCK
          Rosomorf... that imbecile.  Don't you
          understand, kid, that I am about to
          uncover the greatest discovery since
          Einstein came up with his theory of
          relativity... The "Anti-Force."

                          PETER
          Wow!  The theory of the Anti-force!  You
          should go for the Noble Prize Professor...

                          OCK
          Noble Shmoble, I am going for a much
          bigger prize kid.  Okey, dokey.  Let me
          show you, kid, what I got here.

OCK begins the experiment.  We move in past the shattered
WINDOW.  We see the SPIDER crawling on the chamber's GEAR.

                          OCK
          Present maximum anti-force power to date
          is 38 percent of theoretical limit.  I
          have patched in the variable
          particle-wave accelerator...
                     (shrugs)
          I will now try to reach 50% power...
                     (big breath)
          And if your paper has any value... I can
          use it to get the power I'm missing to
          create the anti-force, to break through
          and beat any other form of power in our
          or any other universe, capish!

                          PETER
          Sorry, Professor, I can't do it.  I gave
          my word to Professor Rosomorf.

OCK is angry... Ock now sees the SPIDER.  He shoots out a
WALDO to try and crush it but the SPIDER is too fast.  The
WALDO slams against the wall of the chamber.  He starts to
push every button or switch in sight.  A deafening whining
starts.

An URGENT WARNING TONE causes OCK to look at the "Relative
Gravity" DIAL.  It is at "4.999999KG" but suddenly the
numbers start to tumble rapidly.

INSERT: The glowing 5KG WEIGHT.

INSERT: The POWER DIAL inches toward 50% POWER!

                          OCK
                     (screaming)
          50 percent... anti-force... 50 percent...
          that's all I'm missing!  Parker, we can
          be rich together!

                          PETER
          Sorry... I'd better go now.

                          OCK
                     (really angry now)
          You'll be sorry, Parker.

PETER leaves.

Another URGENT WARNING TONE causes OCK to look at the
monitor SCREEN.  On it, flashing RED, is the word,
"OVERLOAD!" OCK pushes the RED POWER THROTTLE forward!
The WHINE increases to a PULSE and THROB.


INT.  EXPERIMENTAL CHAMBER - NIGHT

Incredibly lit, the SPIDER is dropping on it's shimmering
WEB-STRAND down toward the 5KG WEIGHT which now GLOWS in
time with the THROB and PULSE.


INT.  THE CONTROL ROOM - NIGHT

The MONITOR is flashing "MAXIMUM OVERLOAD - SHUT DOWN!"
OCK continues with the experiment.  And then he sees the
SPIDER!

                          OCK
          You!  Get out of there, you creeping...

He tries to shove the SPIDER with his hand.


INT.  EXPERIMENTAL CHAMBER - NIGHT

Through the BLUE-WHITE we can barely make out OCK on the
other side if the shattered WINDOW.  He sends TWO WALDOS
after the SPIDER.  The SPIDER evades him and jumps onto
the PROFESSOR's back.  It then climbs onto the PROFESSOR's
neck and bites him.

                          OCK
                     (anguish)
          Noooooooooooo!

The gravity DIAL goes to .000001, then pops back up as
OCK'S tiny world goes berserk.  DIALS spin, crack, explode
or droop liquidly.  WIRES dance on the CONSOLE which
erupts like the 4th of JULY.

OCK begins to float.  His shirt begins to tear away.  A
DIAL floats by with its pulled WIRES undulating like a
Medusa.  WALDOS smash through the walls and flail like
snakes.  OCK'S YELLOW THERMOS distorts and EXPLODES!

OCK, his hair wild, face locked in a multi-G grimace, is
pinned halfway up a wall that is showering the room with
SPARKS.

                          OCK
                     (ecstasy above the din)
          It's an energy storm!  Okey!  Dokey!

We see clearly the SPIDER still stuck to his neck.

The big beast buffets and shakes.  Tubes, junctions,
valves and whatnot fall off, crashing to the floor where
they twitch and writhe with a life of their own.

Then, an enormous EXPLOSION rips a large hole in the
CYCLOTRON's side, sending debris and a HUNDRED MICRO-
STREAMS of ELECTRONIC PARTICLES lancing in our direction.


INT.  BASEMENT HALLWAY - NIGHT

Ultimate weirdness!  The PULSING BLUE-WHITE LIGHT
penetrates first the DOOR of the CYCLOTRON ROOM and then
the very walls!  LOCKERS bang, LAMPS POP, the ceiling sags
in a SURREAL, RUBBERY way.

The WALLS sag too!  The CYCLOTRON SIGN pivots and embeds
itself in a WALL.  A LADDER sinks in the WALL.  The BLUE-
WHITE LIGHT dances wildly about in PULSES.  Then,
suddenly, it stops... DEAD SILENCE.  WEINER comes running
in holding a double decker sandwich and a large bottle of
Pepsi.  Weiner enters OCK'S lab, singing, not at first
noticing what's going on.  Suddenly he stops dead.


INT.  CYCLOTRON ROOM - NIGHT

A scene out of DALI's surrealistic canvas.  There are
things inside of other things.  DIALS look like DALI
watches.  This place has been rippled to the max!

OCK lays face up, unconscious on the floor, a WALDO across
his chest.  The SPIDER is weaving its web.  CAMERA slowly
DOWN to see OCK.  PIPES and WIRES are stuck to his body.
The WALDO seems to be wrapping him.  He wakes up to see
those MECHANICAL ARMS buried in his body.  They weave
around him as if they are looking for prey.  He tries to
tear them out, but they seem to be a part of his body,
like his other limbs.  He screams.  Suddenly Weiner sees
OCK.

                          WEINER
          Professor... what happened to you?  What
          did you do...

Suddenly one of the waldos hits him so strongly that he
flies back and out through the door to the corridor.


INT.  BASEMENT HALLWAY - NIGHT

                          WEINER
          Oh my God... what happened here...

He hears the police sirens approaching, he runs away.

                          WEINER
          I better get out of here.


EXT.  THE EMPIRE UNIVERSITY - NIGHT

The long SCREAM segues to a POLICE SIREN.  A COP CAR pulls
to a halt in front of the COLLEGE.  Many NYPD CARS are
already there, along with a NUCLEAR REGULATORY VAN, some
AMBULANCES, a VAN from the ENVIRONMENTAL PROTECTION AGENCY
and TWO TV VANS.  ROZ runs across the lawn.

POLICE STRUGGLE to hold back the crowd of press, students
and general gawkers.

J. JAMESON pushes to the front of the mob in time to see
TWO COPS hustle a BUGLE PHOTOGRAPHER back into it.

The MAN shakes his head.  JAMESON throws down his CIGAR,
stomps it, and pulls out a fresh one.  THORKEL arrives to
address the CROWD.

                          THORKEL
                     (through bull horn)
          There is no danger.  Please go back to
          your dorms.  I repeat, there is no danger.

                          JAMESON
                     (approaches him)
          Spill it out, Professor!  The public
          wants to know!

The CROWD closes on THORKEL.

                          THORKEL
          Who are you?

                          JAMESON
          Jameson, Daily Bugle, Chief Editor, now
          what really happened here?

                          THORKEL
          There will be a press announcement in the
          morning Mr. Jameson... now if you'll
          excuse me.

This elicits a flood of AD LIBS: "I heard a terrible
explosion?" "Nuclear accidents?" "Meltdown?" "Genetic
engineering?" "Are you guys making mutants in there?"

                          THORKEL
          I have nothing to say... there will be an
          announcement.  Now, please go home...
          everybody... we must clear the grounds...

In the back of the crowd are PETER, HARRY, LIZ, FLASH and
KIM.

                          FLASH
          You think they'll cancel classes?

                          HARRY
          They must... the whole building must be
          contaminated with some kind of poisonous
          gas.

                          PETER
          How about nuclear contaminations?

                          KIM
          My God... lets beat it.

But nobody moves.

                          LIZ
                     (more interested in other
                      things)
          Could anyone be in there, Peter?

                          PETER
                     (concerned)
          I don't know... Maybe Professor Octavius.
          He usually works late...

                          FLASH
          That nut, I bet it was all his doing...

                          JAMESON
                     (seeing Peter)
          Hey Parker!  Peter Parker!

PETER pushes forward.

                          PETER
          Mr. Jameson!  What are you doing here?
          What's going on?

                          JAMESON
          That's for them to know, and for you to
          find out.

                          PETER
          But sir, they wouldn't tell us.  You
          heard Thorkel... he said...

                          JAMESON
          A press announcement tomorrow...!  But we
          must know tonight Parker.  This is your
          university, right...

                          PETER
          Yes, but...

                          JAMESON
          You got your camera?

                          PETER
          Sure, but I can't--

                          JAMESON
          A hundred dollars says you can?

                          PETER
          Yes sir!

                          JAMESON
          Get inside and get pictures, fifty bucks.

                          PETER
          You just said a hundred.

                          JAMESON
          Seventy, but I want blood and gore.

                          PETER
                     (calling back)
          Seeya guys.

He dashes off.  FLASH shakes his head in dismay at this
guy.

                          LIZ
          Where is he going?

                          JAMESON
          To make fifty bucks.


EXT.  SCIENCE CENTER - NIGHT

PETER approaches a CYCLONE FENCE keeping low and out of
sight.  He leaps it like a skirmisher but fails
ignominiously in a heap.  He's torn his PANTS and cut his
leg.  He moves to the side of the building.

A DUMPSTER sits next to a FIRE DOOR.  It's locked.  As
PETER mulls over his next move, the LOCK clicks and the
DOOR slowly opens.  PETER leaps on the DUMPSTER... and
falls in.


INT.  DUMPSTER - NIGHT

PETER lays in the GARBAGE, a pained look on his face.  He
rolls over and comes face to face with a wet DAILY BUGLE.
The headline reads, "Wave of Violence Rips City!" He pulls
himself up and peers out.

He sees a UNIFORMED GUARD hold the DOOR open for THREE MEN
IN RADIATION SUITS who remove some weirdly fused objects.
When they let the DOOR swing closed, PETER stops it by
inserting the NEWSPAPER in the top.


EXT.  FIRE DOOR - NIGHT

PETER squeezes inside and jumps to knock out the
NEWSPAPER.  The Door closes behind him.


INT.  BASEMENT HALLWAY - NIGHT

Skewed, strange, surreal, PETER stares at the weirdness
and fumbles with his CAMERA.  He snaps off a few shots,
then freezes when he hears a familiar voice.

                          ROZ (V.O.)
                     (filtered through face
                      mask)
          Take it easy.  Take it easy with him.

                          THORKEL (V.O.)
          Take him away and never bring him back!

Now we see ROZ and THORKEL following 2 GUARDS carrying OCK
in a stretcher.  They all wear RADIATION SUITS.  A waldo
sneaks out from under the sheet and hits Thorkel, as fast
as lightning.  He falls back.  He's covered with a SHEET
and attached to LIFE SUPPORT EQUIPMENT.  Octavius moans.

                          THORKEL
          What was that?

                          ROZ
          What was what?

                          THORKEL
          What hit me?

                          ROZ
          What hit you?

                          THORKEL
          I don't know.  It was so fast.

                          ROZ
          You're going to be fine, Otto.

PETER gets off a shot and ducks into the MEN'S room
leaving the DOOR ajar for a peak.

A WALDO slips down from the SHEET.  PETER'S eyes go wide
at the sight.  What in the hell has happened here?


INT.  MEN'S ROOM - NIGHT

The URINALS are twisted in bizarre shapes.  PIPES are
exposed and spout WATER.  The MIRRORS look like something
out of a funhouse.  PETER hears the STRETCHER go by.

PETER goes to the DOOR of OCK'S Lab and cracks it.  PAN up
to the SPIDER, GLOWING softly, dangling from a SHIMMERING
STRAND above PETER.

As PETER looks out at the STRETCHER, the SPIDER drops on
his neck.  He reacts by swatting it away.  Bad move.

The GLOWING SPIDER now squats malevolently on the back of
PETER's hand.  He stares at it transfixed.  It bites.

                          PETER
          Ow!!!

PETER throws the SPIDER to the ripply tile floor where it
scuttles unsteadily out the door.

Sweat starts to bead on PETER'S face.  He shakes his head
to clear it.  His vision becomes uncertain.  He lurches
against a WEIRD SINK.

PETER'S POV is not just uncertain, not just fuzzy, not
just moving in and out anamorphically.  It's all of that!

                          GUARD (V.O.)
                     (heavily distorted)
          Hey!  What are you doing here, kid?

PETER turns to see a UNIFORMED GUARD distorted by his
crazy vision.

                          PETER
          I feel a little funny...

                          GUARD
                     (heavily distorted)
          Yeah?  Well, I ain't laughing.  Get out...
          Just get out of here...


EXT.  FIRE DOOR - NIGHT

It bangs open.  The GUARD throws PETER out and then throws
his BACK PACK at him.

                          GUARD
                     (still distorted)
          You get yourself over to the Police lines.

                          PETER
                     (ultra wooz)
          Right.  Police lines.


EXT.  UNIVERSITY - NIGHT

PETER melds into the crowd.  As in a dream, JAMESON
appears at his side.

                          JAMESON
                     (distorted)
          Okay, scoop, whaddaya got?

                          PETER
          I... got pictures of the Professor... in
          there... it's so strange in there... so
          bizarre...

                          JAMESON
                     (winks)
          Good job, kid.  Bizarre is what we need.
          Pick this up in the morning.
                     (holding up his camera)
          There'll be two crisp twenties tucked
          inside.

He hurries off.  PETER peers after him and all of a sudden
his vision corrects to a perfect focus.  The sweat is
gone.  He's okay.  He makes his way through the crowd to
the street.

We TRACK with PETER as the madding throng recedes behind
him.  He turns a corner.  He hears a SIREN.

An AMBULANCE screeches around the corner.  It nearly hits
PETER who leaps to avoid it.


EXT.  BRICK BUILDING - NIGHT

PETER'S cheek is pressed against the brick.  He opens his
eyes and sees that he's hanging onto the side of the
building like a spider.  And he's three stories up!

He looks down and sees the street thirty feet below him!
And the Ambulance which he jumped over is driving away.

He tries a downward step, but a BRICK dislodges and
crashes to the sidewalk.  He takes an upward step.  And
then another.

Tentatively at first, and then with growing confidence, he
"crawls" to the roof of the building.  At the top he
gropes for a RAILING and slips.  He dangles eight stories
above the street.  Then, with a grunt, he vaults to the
roof one-handed.


EXT.  THE ROOF - NIGHT

PETER is flat on his back, staring at the stars.  He sits
up and looks wonderingly at his hands.

On the back of his right hand are TWO PUNCTURE WOUNDS
surrounded by a faint BLUE-WHITE PULSING GLOW.  The GLOW
disappears.

                          PETER
                     (mutters to himself)
          This is weird.  My God, I feel so weird...

He leaps to his feet.  He flexes.  Feels weird.  Good
Weird.  In fact, great weird!  He tries a couple of
"jumping jacks" and on the third jump he soars into the
air!

                          PETER
                     (exhilarated)
          Very weird.

The great, bespangled, NEW YORK CITY is his backdrop as
PETER jumps and turns and does loops in the air.

With the agility and tactility of a spider, PETER leaps
from the RAILING to a WALL to a FLAG POLE to another WALL
where he lands sideways and sticks.

                          PETER
                     (sideways)
          Very, very weird.

He leaps off the WALL and lands at the edge of the roof.
He looks down.  No one's looking back.  So, he takes a
step back and leaps the alley to the next roof.


EXT.  ROOFTOP SHACK - NIGHT

PETER lands on it.  The next roof is seven stories up and
across the street.  PETER bites his lip.

                          PETER
          Well, what the hell!!

EXT.  THE TALLER BUILDING - NIGHT

Backlit by a FULL MOON, PETER somersaults to the roof of
the taller building, and misses the top!

He sticks to the brick FACADE, upside down!  He laughs
with the moment.  A WINDOW opens below him and a pretty
BLONDE in a TOWEL sticks her head out.  She looks this way
and that, and all she sees is a MAN in a LOUD SPORTCOAT
down the street.  Never thinking to look up, she withdraws
into the room.


EXT.  CHELSEA STREET - NIGHT

The MAN in the LOUD SPORTCOAT leans against a LAMP POST
and lights a CIGARETTE with a BEAT UP, SILVER PLATED
LIGHTER.

In the LIGHTER he sees a reflection of PETER leaping off
the taller building.  He snaps around and looks up in time
to see PETER make it to the next FACADE.


EXT.  ROOFTOP MONTAGE - NIGHT

With the UPTOWN SKYLINE behind him, PETER casts caution to
the wind and leaps from rooftop to rooftop.

Watching from the street, the MAN in the LOUD SPORTCOAT
follows PETER'S progress.

PETER leaps to a BROWNSTONE and lands amid the WASH.

He leaps up to a TENEMENT and lands on a BILLBOARD across
which he does a "bug crawl" and leaps again.

He touches down on a PIGEON COOP and bounds up and out of
frame again.  The COOP OWNER, a LATINO in an undershirt
and a YANKEES CAP, comes running out of the COOP.

He's so surprised that he leaves the DOOR open and twenty
WHITE MORNING DOVES fly away in a furious flapping, free
at last.  The LATINO lets out a stream of Hispanic
expletives complete with all the appropriately obscene
gestures.

PETER slides down a CABLE to a LAMP POST, and swirls down
the POLE to a PHONE BOOTH.


EXT.  PHONE BOOTH - NIGHT

PETER comes face to face with the man in the LOUD
SPORTCOAT.  He gives PETER his CARD.

                          REISS
          You're a kid who's going places, and I'm
          gonna point you the right way.

                          PETER
                     (reading card)
          Max Reiss, models, strip dancers, escort
          girls, blue movies...

                          REISS
          Oops... sorry, wrong card.
                     (exchanges cards)

                          PETER
          Max Reiss, Talent management.

                          REISS
          It's a big outfit.  Got a lot of
          departments.

                          PETER
          Yeah... well... why you approach me?  I'm
          not...

                          REISS
          Oh yes you are... very talented.  The
          three questions of show business success.
          One do you think you possess a unique
          talent?

                          PETER
          Well...

                          REISS
          Two... what are you gonna do with it?

                          PETER
                     (not a clue)
          Well... I don't know.

                          REISS
                     (the clincher)
          Three... how much money you got in your
          pocket?

                          PETER
          Ten.

                          REISS
          You invest half of that with me and I'll
          make you a star.

                          PETER
                     (laughing)
          What are you talking about?

                          REISS
          I'm talking about fame.  I'm talking
          about fortune.  I'm talking about the
          chance of a lifetime.  How'd you like to
          be on MTV tomorrow night?

                          PETER
          MTV...?  Me?  Really?

                          REISS
          Taxi!

It screeches to a stop.

                          PETER
          Hey!

                          REISS
                     (getting in)
          Kid!  Tomorrow night.  Same place, same
          time.

                          PETER
                     (calling after)
          How do you know I'll show up?

As the TAXI roars off...

                          REISS
                     (from the taxi window)
          Because you wanna be a star... everybody
          does.

PETER pulls out a QUARTER.  And enters a phone booth.  He
dials.

                          PETER
          Hello?  Aunt May?

                          AUNT MAY (V.O.)
                     (filtered)
          Peter?  What time is it?  Are you alright?

                          PETER
          Well, no, I mean yeah I'm fine, but
          listen... Aunti, the craziest thing
          happened to me tonight.


INT./ EXT.  PHONE BOOTH/AUNT MAY'S BEDROOM - NIGHT

As UNCLE BEN stirs fitfully

                          AUNT MAY
                     (lovingly)
          Does this have to do with a certain girl
          we talked about at dinner?

                          PETER
          No, no, look, there was this radioactive
          experiment... I was poisoned!

                          AUNT MAY
          You were what?

                          PETER
          I was bitten by a bug.

                          AUNT MAY
          Oh!  I get it, you mean a love bug.

                          PETER
          No... No... A spider...

                          AUNT MAY
          Peter, did you at least talk to her?

                          PETER
          Aunt May, listen to me.  I got bitten on
          the hand... by a poisonous spider.

                          AUNT MAY
          She bit you?

                          PETER
          No.  I was in the bathroom and...

                          AUNT MAY
          Oh, you did it in the bathroom?  Peter,
          this is craziness, why don't you use your
          bed?  You're up all night.  You're in the
          radioactive labs.  You never take time to
          eat or sleep.  Am I right?

                          PETER
          Yes, Aunt May.


INT.  PHONE BOOTH - NIGHT

                          AUNT MAY (V.O.)
          Did you eat something today?

                          PETER
          Yes, Aunt May.

                          AUNT MAY (V.O.)
          Okay, Peter go back to bed, and remember
          we love you.

                          PETER
          And I love you too, Aunt May.
                     (hangs up)
          And by the way, I got a mess of super
          powers today.

Exit booth.  He BANGS the PHONE BOOTH.  Goes out and--
jumps lightly onto the phone booth roof.


INT.  HOSPITAL OPERATING ROOM - NIGHT

OCK is prepped for surgery.  GOWNED PERSONNEL hurry about
with a feverish urgency.  The CHIEF SURGEON checks the
SENSORS attached to OCK'S head.  These seasoned
professionals are astonished and frightened.

                          CHIEF SURGEON
                     (whispers)
          Look at these brainwave readings.  The
          mental activity is ten times of any
          normal man...!

                          BRAINMAN
                     (whispers)
          Equipment malfunction...?

                          CHIEF SURGEON
                     (whispers)
          Hell, yeah... his.
                     (checks Ock's chest)
          My God... I thought I'd seen everything...

                          SURGEON #2
                     (whispers)
          But this is beyond medicine.  This is
          madness...!

OCK lays bare chested, face up, all FOUR WALDOS splayed.
He is a true cyborg.  Part man, part machine.  Part
organic, part molybdenum steel.

                          NURSE
                     (leaning in, blitzed)
          It is so freaky...

                          CHIEF SURGEON
                     (stern for the staff's
                      sake)
          Okay, lets stop yakking and get cracking.
          I want to go in at the upper thoracic.
          Then we'll work our way around.
                     (slaps Ock's shoulder)
          Hang in there, man.

INSERT: The WALDO nearest the slap moves ever so slightly.
The triangular CLAW rotates a quarter turn and then turns
back.

The NURSE sees it and SCREAMS.

                          CHIEF SURGEON
                     (glares)
          Nurse!  Number seven scalpel.
          Arthroscope stand by.  Read out
          parameters in progress.  Let's go in.
          You alright?

                          NURSE
          Yes... Yes, of course.  Everything's
          online.

                          CHIEF SURGEON
          Scalpel!  No... no... a larger one...
          the largest we have!

She slaps a HUGE ONE into his palm.  He takes a deep
breath and goes to work.  MASKED heads gather round him.

The SCALPEL is poised at the line where skin meets steel.
We make an incision.  The INSTRUMENTS go crazy.  WARNING
BELLS and BUZZERS sound.

                          HEAD NURSE
          Kill the alarms!

                          BRAINMAN
          He's going off the chart!

A WALDO flashes around the steel leg of the operating
TABLE and clanks tight!

                          CHIEF SURGEON
          Mop.  Mop!  Sutures and clamps!  Hurry up!

                          SURGEON #2
          We're losing him.  Defibrillate!

A HEART MACHINE is rushed in.  They work frantically.

                          CHIEF SURGEON
          Zap him!

                          BRAINMAN
          Stabilizing alpha waves...

SURGEON #2 applies the CARDIAC SHOCK PADS.


INT.  HOSPITAL ROOM - DAY

                          NURSE
          You have a visitor, Doctor...

She leaves OCK and THORKEL alone.

                          THORKEL
                     (enjoying this)
          Octavius, I'm afraid I have bad news for
          you.

                          OCK
          The cyclotron is damaged...

                          THORKEL
          What used to be the cyclotron was
          permanently shut down this afternoon.

                          OCK
          But my work!

                          THORKEL
          Your work is a disaster!  Look at
          yourself!

                          OCK
          Myself?  I don't matter.  Nobody matters
          anymore.  To enter a new dimension we
          must first destroy our own...

                          THORKEL
          What are you saying?

OCK gets off his bed throwing away his sheet waving with
his 4 WALDOS and 2 arms.

                          OCK
          Destroy life.  Life is... insignificant.
          Bags of sleepy, sluggish flesh.  What
          would you say?

                          THORKEL
          Oh, my God, what are those horrible
          things sticking from your body?

                          OCK
                     (gets more and more
                      excited)
          Thorkel, if I told you that for one
          moment in time I broke all the laws!  For
          one brief glorious moment, I broke
          through to the other side.  I saw... I
          felt... I became creation.

                          THORKEL
          What on Earth are you rambling about?

                          OCK
          Destiny!!!  My destiny!  I see it all so
          clearly now.  Universal destruction, yes.
          All I need is the power... then I can
          destroy this illusion you call life.  It
          is my destiny to lead us to the light!

                          THORKEL
          You're a madman.

                          OCK
          And you are a fool.  I will end the
          universe as you know it.  And in that
          final moment... I'll laugh my ass off
          while you're kissing yours goodbye!

                          THORKEL
                     (excited)
          Goodbye is right, Octavius... You're
          fired... sacked... canned.  You are
          history, Doctor Octavius.  And I couldn't
          be more pleased to be the first to tell
          you this good news...

A WALDO shoots up and grabs THORKEL by the throat.  He
GASPS and SCREAMS silently as the telescoping WALDO lifts
him off his feet.  He rises until his head is just inches
from the ceiling.

                          THORKEL
                     (his last words)
          Let me down Ock... you crazy... MONSTER!
          Let me down!

Then OCK smiles and slams THORKEL'S head through the
ceiling.  PLASTER rains down.  THORKEL'S legs scissor and
kick and then go limp.  OCK throws his dead body on to the
bed, and covers him with the WHITE SHEETS.

                          OCK
          Okey, dokey.


INT.  TAXI - NIGHT

Through the WINDOW of the TAXI we see MADISON SQUARE
GARDEN.

As it pulls up, a sign reads, "Midnight Madness!  MTV's
Rock and Wrestling 'SLAMMY Awards!" The TAXI come to a
stop.

                          PETER
                     (looking up at the sign)
          MTV Wrestling?!

                          REISS
                     (getting out)
          That's the place.  Pay the man.

MAX REISS gets out, he is carrying a BOX.

                          PETER
          Look, Mr. Reiss... I'm not real
          interested in watching a wrestling match.

                          REISS
          Who said anything about watching a
          wrestling match?  You're here to win a
          wrestling match!

                          PETER
          Me?  You must be kidding.

REISS hustles PETER inside.

                          REISS
          You hop around.  You know, the way you
          did last night.  Your opponent gets tired.
          He falls down.  The ref counts to three,
          you win, and we pick up a thousand bucks.


INT.  CATACOMBS MADISON SQUARE GARDEN - NIGHT

We can hear the CROWD screaming at something in the
background as REISS leads PETER to an employee WASHROOM
and shows him the BOX.

                          REISS
          You're really gonna love this.

                          PETER
          Look, really, I don't know...

                          REISS
          You don't have to know.  I know enough
          for both of us.
                     (pause)
          Change in there.

                          PETER
          What is this?

                          REISS
          A costume... something that fits your
          talent.  Go put it on.  I'm sure you'll
          like it.

He slaps the BOX against PETER'S chest and all but pushes
him inside.


INT.  WASHROOM - NIGHT

PETER takes the suit out of the BOX.  It is the SPIDER-MAN
SUIT!  He looks at it and shrugs.  Then he begins to
struggle into it.

PETER is looking at himself in the MIRROR.  He is dressed
in all but the MASK.  And he looks terrific!  He flexes.
He smoothes his hair.  He's starting to get into it.


INT.  THE ARENA - NIGHT

CRUSHER COLE is destroying an opponent.


INT.  THE CATACOMBS - NIGHT

REISS winces as the CROWD CHEERS and BOOS.

                          PETER
                     (comes out)
          How does it look?  I feel like it's
          Halloween.

                          REISS
          Cover your face with the mask.

                          PETER
          Why?

                          REISS
          Mystery, my friend.  Nobody should know
          who you are...


INT.  THE RING - NIGHT

CRUSHER COLE is doing a big flexing number and the CROWD
is going wild.  There are MTV CAMERAS and SIGNS and
BANNERS proclaiming the "SLAMMIES" everywhere.

                          RING ANNOUNCER
          And now, a new challenger, for the
          thousand dollar fight, weighing in at one
          hundred and fifty pounds... from parts
          unknown!  Here is the Amazing...
          Mysterious... Incredible Superman...

                          REISS
                     (snorts from ringside,
                      hating the name)
          No, not Superman... Spider-Man...
          SPIDER-MAN!!!

                          RING ANNOUNCER
          ...Spider-Man!!!!!

The CROWD BOOS the slender newcomer who climbs awkwardly
through the ropes.  Rock music blares.  TWIN REDHEADS in
RED BIKINIS ring a bell.

CRUSHER COLE and SPIDER-MAN circle.  COLE is twice
SPIDEY'S size.  SPIDEY spots a TV CAMERA for the first
time.  He momentarily freezes.  CRUSHER sneers the CRUSHER
sneer.  Then he charges!

With the agility of a spider, SPIDEY leaps out of the way.
CRUSHER comes back at him.  SPIDEY leaps again, bigger!

The acrobatics get more and more dramatic as CRUSHER COLE
works himself up into a theatrical rage.  Taunts erupt
from the CROWD.

                          OLD LADY
          Kill the sucker, Crusher!

SPIDEY, really getting into it now, begins playing for the
CAMERAS.

                          HIPSTER
                     (between two blondes)
          Whatsamatter, Crusher, can't you crush
          that bug?

                          CRUSHER
                     (to Spidey)
          Okay, Web Face, this is it!

He misses SPIDEY again!

                          HIPSTER
          Hey, Crusher, you need a insecticide!
                     (his blondes titter)


INT.  LIZ/KIM'S DORM ROOM - NIGHT

LIZ'S side is all schoolwork.  KIM'S side is all ROCK
POSTERS and STUFFED ANIMALS.  LIZ is curled up doing
homework.  FLASH and KIM sit on the edge of the bed
watching the "SLAMMIES" on MTV.

                          FLASH
          Will you look at this Spider-Man guy!  He
          is absolutely incredible!

                          KIM
          Liz, get a load of this outfit!  I wish I
          had it for the Halloween party... it's
          quite sexy.

                          LIZ
          Will you two shush.  I'm trying to work.


INT.  RING - NIGHT

The match continues in an increasingly spectacular
choreography.  CRUSHER bellows at the SCREAMING CROWD.
But there's a gleam in his eye.  This is it!

He charges.  SPIDEY, playing the CAMERAS for all he's
worth, leaps way, way up.  But this time CRUSHER stops
dead in his tracks.  SPIDER-MAN comes back down into a
forearm SMASH that sends him reeling into a corner.

CRUSHER does a flying pin.  300 pounds.  WOMP!  The air
leaves SPIDEY in a rush as CRUSHER covers him, smothering
him.  The CROWD goes WILD.

                          REF
          One...!

                          REISS
          Get up...!  Get up...!

                          REF
          Two...!

Not realizing his own strength and panicky about being
squashed, SPIDER-MAN throws CRUSHER COLE off him and up
into the air.  Way up!  Reiss cheers... Spider-Man comes
down and knocks CRUSHER for the first time.

CRUSHER flies away and out of the arena, eight rows back!
The HIPSTER sees CRUSHER coming at him and bolts from his
seat.  CRUSHER lands on it, in between the TWO BLONDES who
break into utter hysterics.

SPIDEY, surprised at his own strength, watches CRUSHER
land.

                          SPIDER-MAN
                     (whispers to himself)
          Wow...

                          REF
          Ladies and Gentlemen, history is made
          today, we have here the first man to win
          a thousand dollars against the mighty
          Crusher.

The REF raises his hand in victory.  The CROWD BOOS and
DEBRIS rains down.  But some in the CROWD CHEER wildly,
recognizing the new sensation.

SPIDER-MAN steps down from the right as REISS leads the
CHEERS.

                          PETER
          Max!  Am I really gonna get a thousand...

                          REISS
          We are going to get a thousand--

PETER turns with REISS and comes face to face with CRUSHER
COLE.  Two ominous beats.

                          CRUSHER
          Hi, who are you, kid?

                          PETER
          I'm Peter Parker.

                          REISS
          He is Spider-Man, and I handle him...
          Whenever you want a rematch call me.
          Next time it's gonna be ten thousand,
          what do you say... Crusher?

                          SPIDER-MAN
          Oh, look, Mr. Crusher, I'm really sorry
          about what happened in there.  Really...

                          CRUSHER
          Oh, well, I don't know what happened to
          me tonight...
                     (measures his muscles)
          I really don't know...

                          REISS
          I know... you lost.  Big man you lost to
          the Amazing Spider-Man.


EXT.  CITY STREET - NEAR A HOSPITAL - DAY

WE ARE TIGHT ON A NEW YORK JOURNAL TRUCK.  On its SIDE
BANNER is a PICTURE of SPIDER-MAN'S face.  Headline: "Who
is he?  Mega-Smash Hits MTV!"

The TRUCK pulls away and we see PETER, LIZ, HARRY and KIM
standing on the sidewalk waiting to cross.  PETER is
rocking on his heels and smirking.

                          PETER
                     (indicating truck)
          You know who that is?

                          LIZ
                     (walking ahead)
          Yeah... he's some clown we saw on TV last
          night... boy does Flash think he's hot.

                          PETER
          He does...

                          KIM
          I love wrestling.

                          HARRY
          Wrestling is all bluff.  Do you really
          believe this little guy in a stupid
          Spider-Man suit beat the Crusher?

                          LIZ
          Hey, we better rush... visiting hours
          will be over soon.


INT.  HOSPITAL CORRIDOR & ROOM - DAY

The NURSE leads PETER and LIZ and HARRY into the room.

                          NURSE
          Doctor Octavius?  You have visitors.
          Doctor Octavius?

We hold for a beat.  When LIZ takes a step forward to look
around we expect the worst.  But nothing grabs her.

PETER sees a pile of PLASTER on the floor.  He looks up
and sees the hole in the ceiling.  LIZ and HARRY look up
too.  OCK is not there.

                          PETER
          Ock is not here!

                          LIZ
          My God, what happened?

                          NURSE
          I'd better call the doctor!

                          HARRY
          You'd better call the police!

KIM screams.


INT.  CORRIDOR TO OCK'S LAB - DAY

OCK, hiding his WALDOS under a white hospital robe.  He
stalls until he reaches the door.  Then one of his WALDOS
peaks out and snaps open the new locks on the door.


INT.  CONTROL ROOM - NIGHT

OCK, in a white hospital robe walks through the surreal
debris.  Two WALDOS reach out and "sense" the ripples on
opposite WALLS.  He runs a hand through his hair.

                          OCK
          What a wreck.  What a useless, wasted
          wreck.  Okey, dokey.  We rebuild you, my
          damaged darling.  Bigger, better, hotter!
          A world class, super cyclotron!

He hears a NOISE behind him and reacts.  And here comes
WEINER.  Bedraggled, shuffling through the CONTROL ROOM
door.  He eyeballs the incredible wreckage.

                          WEINER
          There you are, doc... where have you
          been... whoa this place is messed up.

OCK turns, WALDOS writhing.  WEINER sees them and kind of
ducks, remembering how he was hit by them once.

                          WEINER
                     (smirks)
          Whoa, doc!  You look a little messed up
          yourself.

                          OCK
          Where have you been, you imbecile?

                          WEINER
          I went to the wrestling...

                          OCK
          Wrestling...

                          WEINER
          I went after the kid.  You still want
          that Parker guy's data, don't you?

                          OCK
          Well, did you get it?

                          WEINER
          No, I followed him... but I lost him in
          the crowd.

                          OCK
          Lost him?  You--

                          WEINER
          I'll find him, Maestro... I promise...
          soon... maybe by tomorrow.

                          OCK
          So how was the wrestling?

                          WEINER
          Fantastic!  There was this new wrestler...
          beat the mighty Crusher.  You won't
          believe it... a nothing of a guy... calls
          himself this stupid name... the Amazing
          Spider-Man... would you believe it?

                          OCK
          Spider-Man, huh?  Well, maybe I'll just
          go and wrestle myself one of these days...
          with all my new arms... I'm sure I can
          beat Crusher or any other monster.

Suddenly OCK throws out his WALDOS from under his long
white coat, grabs WEINER and, lifts him up in the air,
smiles cynically and with cruelty!

                          OCK
          Will I beat him, this Crusher, will I
          beat him or not?

                          WEINER
          No... no, please... I mean yes, yes...
          you'll beat him easily... let me down...
          Please... I'll do anything for you...

                          OCK
          The Parker data... get me the Parker
          data, you hear?!!!


EXT.  PETER PARKER'S ROOFTOP - DAY

A CAMERA is mounted on a TRIPOD facing us.  A TIMER winds
down and it CLICKS.

REVERSE ANGLE - CAMERA'S POV.

SPIDER-MAN is clinging to the side of a WALL.

                          SPIDER-MAN
          And one like this...
                     (changing pose)
          And one looking real sincere.

The WHITE EYES narrow to a slit.  CLICK.

Suddenly he spots WEINER climbing onto his roof.  He
hides.

WEINER tiptoes into the roof apartment.  SPIDER-MAN jumps
in and grabs him.

                          SPIDER-MAN
          What are you doing here?

                          WEINER
          I'm looking for Peter Parker.

                          SPIDER-MAN
          Oh, yes... so why not use the front door?

SPIDER-MAN throws him back onto the roof so that he almost
slides over the edge.  WEINER turns, facing SPIDER-MAN.

                          WEINER
          Hey, I know you...

                          SPIDER-MAN
          You do?

                          WEINER
          I saw you crushing the Crusher.

                          SPIDER-MAN
          You like wrestling?

SPIDER-MAN jumps and reaches WEINER.

                          WEINER
          I love it!  You are the best wrestler I
          have ever seen... please don't hurt me!

SPIDER-MAN picks up WEINER, throws him up to an antenna
above the building, to which WEINER clings desperately.
SPIDER-MAN circles the antenna.

                          WEINER
          Oh, please... don't kill me.  Please help
          me down.

                          SPIDER-MAN
          Of course I'll help you down.  I am
          Spider-Man... the good guy, am I not?

                          WEINER
          Yes... yes, you are.

SPIDER-MAN jumps to the CHIMNEY, picks WEINER up in his
arms and whispers to him.

                          SPIDER-MAN
          And by the way, Peter Parker does not
          live here anymore...

SPIDER-MAN jumps with WEINER in his arms to the edge of
the roof.

                          SPIDER-MAN
          And tell the Professor he can't have
          Peter's data.  Goodbye.

SPIDER-MAN drops WEINER off the roof, three floors
straight down into heavy bushes below.


INT.  ELECTRODYNE FACTORY SHOP - DAY

A SIGN tells us so.  A CLERK is double checking a long
list of items OCK has ordered.

                          CLERK
          Holy cow, whattaya building, fella, a
          cyclotron?
                     (Ock glares at him)
          Okay... lets see here.  Page three.  We
          got 30,000 feet of 50-gauge copper co-ax...
          twin 550 XK transformers... cadmium
          accelerator rails, a half dozen... a GBC
          relative multi-phase transducer... and
          one yellow thermos.
                     (finishes computation)
          That'll be $475,989.65...

                          OCK
          Wrap it up...

                          CLERK
          What about the money... or do you pay by
          credit card?

                          OCK
                     (a long beat)
          Cash!  I'll be back soon.


EXT.  STREET - OUTSIDE OF A BANK - BACK DOOR - NIGHT

An ARMORED TRUCK rolls by and stops.  TWO GUARDS open the
Bank's DOORS.

Suddenly a WALDO smashes through the DRIVER'S SIDE WINDOW
of the ARMORED TRUCK, wrapping around the DRIVER'S NECK
and pulling him through the WINDOW.  The SHOTGUN goes for
his weapon, but a WALDO smashes in and pulls the GUN out
through his WINDOW.

TWO WALDOS shoot out and attach themselves to the REAR
DOOR.

                          BANK GUARD
          What's going on here?

The WALDO knocks him over.  OCK rips the DOOR off!  The
TRUCK is full of MONEY BAGS.

                          OCK
          Cash!


INT.  JAMESON'S OFFICE - DAY

A PHOTO ASSISTANT look on as JAMESON goes over PETER'S
latest PHOTOS.  They are his SPIDER-MAN shots.

                          PETER
          Doesn't he look amazing in that one?
          Look, he's flying in the air!

                          JAMESON
          I don't care if he flies to the moon.
          He's just another wrestler in a silly
          costume.  Look at this, Parker, right off
          the wire.  This is the guy who hit that
          armored truck this morning.  They say he
          has metal arms... get me a picture of
          this character!

                          PETER
          Metal arms?

                          JAMESON
          Four of them.

                          PETER
          Ock...?!

                          JAMESON
          The web faced weirdo... He is a joke in a
          Halloween costume... don't make me laugh.

He tears up PETER'S SPIDEY PHOTOS.

                          JAMESON
          Now get out of here and don't come back
          without something I can use!

                          PETER
          Yes sir...
                     (stops, and turns back)

                          JAMESON
          A mega baloney... A bug in blue tights...
          what next?

                          PETER
          The Journal said he was a mega-smash on
          MTV...


INT.  CYCLOTRON ROOM - NIGHT

WEINER is putting on a CLOWN SUIT.  He fastidiously puts
his ratty jacket on a hanger and hangs it on a PIPE.  The
PIPE turns into a snake.  It is, in fact, a WALDO!

                          OCK
                     (turning from work)
          What do you think you're doing?

                          WEINER
          I'm going to the Masquerade.  It's
          Halloween tonight Doc, aren't you coming
          to the School Ball?  Whoa, you could go
          without an outfit.

A WALDO whips around WEINER'S throat... AARRRGH!

                          OCK
          You're not going to any ball, clown.
          You're going to get me Peter Parker's
          data...

                          WEINER
          I was almost killed on my last try...
          Look at all these bruises...

                          OCK
          I don't care if you come back dead.  Just
          get it!

                          WEINER
                     (croaking)
          Cost you a thousand bucks, if I get it.

The WALDO coils tighten around WEINER'S throat.

                          WEINER
          All right... boss please let go...
          P L E A S E ...

                          OCK
          Just get it, Weiner.  I'm running out of
          time.  If you fail me again, you won't
          have to concern yourself with money
          anymore... DO YOU GET ME CLOWN?!

WEINER croaks his assent.


INT.  CAFETERIA - NIGHT

It is all dressed up for a party: LIGHTS, STREAMERS,
GLITTER BALL, the WORKS!  HARRY is dressed as a SPACEMAN;
PETER wears his regular clothes.

                          HARRY
          You should have worn a costume.  I told
          you to wear a costume.

                          PETER
          It's... embarrassing.

                          HARRY
          There's Liz...

LIZ is crossing the dance floor dressed as an INDIAN
PRINCESS in an MINI-DRESS.

                          PETER
          Yeah...

ROZ, dressed as a COWBOY, ambles over.

                          ROZ
          ... howdy partners.

                          PETER/HARRY
          Hiya, Professor Rosomorf.

                          HARRY
          Any word on Doctor Octavius?

                          ROZ
                     (falling in step)
          Nothing beyond what I read in the papers.
          I'm afraid he's not the same man we knew.
          You know, I've been digging through the
          notes on his experiments...

PETER follows LIZ with his eyes.  She takes a seat at a
TABLE next to KIM who wears a HAREM GIRL outfit with the
SALAMANDER around her neck.  Next to KIM is... SPIDER-MAN!
PETER'S eyes go wide.

                          ROZ
          You boys must have had an extraordinary
          classroom experience.

                          PETER
                     (eyeing Spidey)
          Yes sir... oh... I'm going to be a little
          late with my paper on the Planetary
          Conjunction, sir...

                          ROZ
          Whenever you're ready... I'll look at it.
          I know it's going to be an important
          work... and Peter, take my hat.

He hands PETER an oversized TEN GALLON HAT.

                          ROZ
          It is a costume party.

PETER and HARRY make their way through the dance floor to
the table.  PETER can't take his eyes off SPIDEY.

                          HARRY
          Look, there's Spider-Man!

                          PETER
          Not the real one, I'm sure...

                          HARRY
          You can never be sure... all kinds of
          crazy stuff can happen at a masquerade
          ball...

                          PETER
          I bet I know who it is.

As they take seats, PETER sees that SPIDER-MAN is trying
to read the BUGLE'S sports section by party light.  KIM
waves.  PETER nods and the BIG HAT falls over his face.

                          PETER
          Hiya, Liz...

LIZ moves to Flash, who's dressed in the SPIDER-MAN
costume.

                          LIZ
          Hiya, Peter.  Who is in the Spider-Man
          costume?

                          PETER
          It's a very clever outfit you've got
          there, Flash.

                          FLASH
          Take a hike, asshole.

                          LIZ
                     (to Peter)
          How did you recognize him?

                          PETER
          His pretty blue eyes give him away...

                          HARRY
          Anyway, who'll be sitting with you at the
          Halloween Ball?

                          LIZ
                     (whispers to Flash)
          I wanna dance... Hey, Spider-Man... Shall
          we Flash dance?

                          FLASH/SPIDER-MAN
          Hey, I'm reading the paper, okay?

LIZ turns with a mild pout.  Nervously, PETER ponders his
chance.  HARRY nudges him.

                          HARRY
          Take her now, it's easy...

HARRY turns to KIM and does a clanking shimmy in the SPACE
SUIT.

                          HARRY
          Wanna dance, Schechrezaa?

                          KIM
          I'm pooped.

                          LIZ
          I'm not...

She reaches for HARRY'S hand.

                          FLASH
          Holy jumping jelly beans, willya look at
          these pictures of Spider-Man?  Wow!  Is
          this guy great or what?

LIZ looks.  She shrugs.  Then she shrieks.

                          LIZ
          Hey, Peter!  These are your pictures!

                          FLASH
          Can't be...

                          LIZ
          It says here "Photos by Peter Parker."

PETER reacts, then looks over FLASH'S other shoulder.

INSERT: There are three PHOTOS of SPIDER-MAN in the paper.

PETER BLUSHES, smiling.

                          FLASH
                     (takes off his head mask)
          You know this guy, Parker?

                          PETER
          Well, yeah... sort of...

                          FLASH
          Wow... I'll give you anything if you
          introduce us.

                          HARRY
                     (to Liz)
          Will you grant me this dance...?

LIZ joins him provocatively.

                          KIM
          Hey, Flash-Man... Wanna dance...?

                          FLASH
          Well, why not.

PETER is left alone, PETER leaves toward the entrance.

At the REAR DOOR a BIG LIZARD passes a NOTE to a DALLAS
COWGIRL who passes it to a KANGAROO.  The KANGAROO hops
across the dance floor to the STAGE where he hands the
NOTE to a YOUNG WOMAN in a BASEBALL UNIFORM.

She climbs the STAGE where she is bathed in a SPOTLIGHT.
She gets a DRUM ROLL from the band.  There are some BOOS
as the bad stops.

                          YOUNG WOMAN
          Thank you, thank you.  We have a special
          surprise guest tonight.
                     (booo)
          The Empire State University Masquerade
          Ball presents... The "Slammy" winning
          star of MTV'S wrestling tournament... The
          Amazing Spider-Man!

FLASH, amazed turns to LIZ.  He points to himself and
mouths, "Me?" (The REAL) SPIDEY drops from the ceiling and
lands in a pose.  The CROWD cheers.  He does a flip to LIZ
and extends a hand.  The BAND starts up.  LIZ demurs.

                          FLASH
                     (whispers firmly)
          Go ahead... go ahead!

LIZ takes SPIDEY'S hand and they move slowly and sexily
onto the dance floor.  They do a short simple number.
SPIDEY returns LIZ to FLASH.

                          LIZ
                     (to Flash)
          Come on... Flash...

FLASH takes LIZ from PETER (SPIDER-MAN).

LIZ and FLASH dance wildly.  They finish to big cheers.

The real SPIDER-MAN slides to center floor.  The crowd
backs away as SPIDEY spins out the greatest dance number
in film history.  He's all over the floor and on the walls
and on the ceiling and on the GLITTER BALL.  He takes LIZ
and flies with her.  He breaks the place up.  Then drops
in a pose.  BIG CHEERS.

LIZ stops breathless, very near to SPIDER-MAN'S face.

                          LIZ
                     (whispers breathless)
          Who are you...?

                          PETER
          One day you'll know...

                          LIZ
                     (a long beat)
          You sound very familiar.

                          PETER/SPIDER-MAN
          Sure I do... I'm your friendly
          neighborhood Spider-Man!

He jumps away and disappears, leaving the CROWD aghast and
LIZ in love.


INT.  BEN AND MAY'S FAMILY ROOM - NIGHT

BEN is flicking through the channels of his TV, aggravated
as usual.  It's all ROCK VIDEOS!

                          BEN
                     (to May)
          What a bunch of crap.  Goddamn rock and
          roll's screwed up the whole TV.

He flicks off the set and turns to MAY who's asleep on the
couch.  He gently nudges her.

                          BEN
          Come on, May.  Wake up and go to sleep.


EXT.  TAXI - NIGHT

It enters the EAST RIVER DRIVE.


INT.  TAXI - NIGHT

As the city rolls by.

                          SPIDER-MAN
                     (fearful)
          Hey!  Can't you go any faster?

                          CABBIE
          What'm I in, a race?

                          SPIDER-MAN
                     (fighting his fear)
          I don't know... I get this tingling in my
          brain, like some danger is lurking just
          ahead.  I'm worried about Aunt May and
          Uncle Ben...

                          CABBIE
          Your family?

                          SPIDER-MAN
          Well, they are kind of my parents.  They
          raised me.  I lost both of my parents in
          a car accident... please step on it!

                          CABBIE
          Step on it... so now you want to kill
          yourself in another accident... not with
          me, Boychick.

                          SPIDER-MAN
          But I'm telling you... I've got this--

                          CABBIE
          ... tingling... I know.  And I got
          ulcers... Everybody's got something to
          worry about.

                          SPIDER-MAN
          Please... Faster... Please.

                          CABBIE
          Okay, you asked for it.


EXT.  THE STREET - NIGHT

The TAXI skids and swerves like crazy, bumping into
everything in sight.


INT.  BEN AND MAY'S BEDROOM - NIGHT

A GLASS SHATTERS.  AUNT MAY sits up in bed with a start.

                          AUNT MAY
          What's that?

                          BEN
          What?  It's nothing... go back to sleep...
                     (another crash)
          Oh, I'll go look.  Go back to sleep.


INT.  BEN AND MAY'S KITCHEN - NIGHT

WEINER is going through the drawers.  He finds a nice BONE
HANDLE KNIFE and pockets it.

                          WEINER
          Hmmm...


INT.  BEN AND MAY'S LIVING ROOM - NIGHT

BEN descends the stairs from the bedroom.  He peers off
into the darkness and pulls his ROBE tight around him as
if to ward off some unacknowledged danger.


EXT.  TAXI - NIGHT

TAXI driving fast through STREET.


INT.  TAXI - NIGHT

                          CABBIE
          Some crazy kinda town, huh?  You hear
          about that hold-up?  The guy with the six
          arms?  Hey, I see it all on this job.
                     (a beat)
          What kinda outfit is that, anyway?

                          SPIDER-MAN
                     (panicked)
          Look, I'm really in a hurry.

BANG!  A BLOW OUT.  The CABBIE fights the wheel to the
side of the road.  Then he turns to SPIDEY.

                          CABBIE
                     (sly)
          You said the magic words, we have a flat
          Boychick.


INT.  BEN AND MAY'S FAMILY ROOM - NIGHT

BEN comes in and looks around.  A long beat.  Then a
noise.

                          BEN
          Mice...


INT.  BEN AND MAY'S DINING ROOM - NIGHT

A very scared WEINER hides, eyes widening.  WEINER takes
the BONE HANDLE KNIFE from his pocket.  It glints in the
MOONLIGHT.  He moves off.


INT.  BEN AND MAY'S KITCHEN - NIGHT

BEN is looking for mice.  He opens a closet.  Nothing.  He
shifts around.  Nothing.  He moves off.


EXT.  59TH STREET BRIDGE - NIGHT

The CABBIE slowly changes the TIRE.  Fearing the worst,
SPIDEY gets out, looking for a ride.  A TRUCK approaches.
SPIDEY looks down at the CABBIE and then up at the TRUCK.

                          CABBIE
          Hey!  You wanna hand me that lug wrench?

He looks up to see SPIDEY go by, stuck to the side of the
TRUCK like a spider.

                          CABBIE
          Some crazy kinda town...


EXT.  THE TRUCK - NIGHT

SPIDEY stares at the lettering on the side of the TRUCK.
It says, "Victory Sporting Goods."

                          SPIDER-MAN
                     (a thought)
          Sporting goods...


INT.  BEN AND MAY'S DINING ROOM - NIGHT

BEN comes in quietly.  He looks around.  He opens a
closet.  Nothing.  He hears a CRASH.  He wheels.  A
SHADOWY FIGURE runs by a doorway!

BEN takes off like a shot!


INT.  BEN AND MAY'S HOUSE - NIGHT

BEN runs through the rooms.


INT.  BEN AND MAY'S FAMILY ROOM - NIGHT

BEN flies in and goes right to the RIFLE on the wall.  WE
hear WEINER clattering around the house in the background
as BEN goes to a drawer and pulls out a BOX of BULLETS.
He begins to fight the BULLETS into the RIFLE.

WEINER comes flying in and tackles him.  They fall to the
floor, four hands on the RIFLE.  They scuffle.

                          WEINER
          All I want it the kid's computer crap!

                          BEN
          Let go before I blow your brain's out.


EXT.  FOREST HILLS STREET - NIGHT

The TRUCK pulls away leaving PETER in a POOL of STREET
LAMP LIGHT.  He's wearing a FOOTBALL JERSEY and SHORTS and
carrying a SPORTS BAG.  He begins to run.


INT.  BEN AND MAY'S BEDROOM - NIGHT

MAY hears a CRASH.  She pulls the covers up around her
chin in fear.

                          BEN (V.O.)
          Let go!

                          WEINER (V.O.)
          You let go!


EXT.  BEN AND MAY'S HOUSE - NIGHT

PETER runs up and hears a SHOT.  He runs inside.


INT.  BEN AND MAY'S FAMILY ROOM - NIGHT

PETER runs in.  He sees WEINER standing there with the
RIFLE.  They face off across the room.  The moment hits
PETER like a punch in the chest.

                          PETER
          Uncle Ben!

                          BEN
                     (a wheeze)
          Peter...

PETER rushes to BEN.

                          PETER
          Oh my God... Uncle Ben...

PETER tries to revive BEN, while WEINER runs out.


INT.  HOSPITAL WAITING ROOM - NIGHT

PLASTIC FURNITURE, GARISH LIGHTING, CIGARETTES in the
ASHTRAYS.

                          AUNT MAY
                     (a brave but fragile
                      front)
          Ben gets through everything.  He'll be
          alright.  The doctors are...

AUNT MAY and PETER embrace, leaning on each other for
support.

                          DETECTIVE
                     (compassionate)
          Excuse me.  You the nephew?

PETER rises, nods.  As AUNT MAY wipes away a sniffle...

                          DETECTIVE
          Your uncle's a brave man.  Apparently,
          the perpetrator was after something of
          yours.  Your uncle didn't know what it
          was but he stood up to him anyway.  You
          ought to be proud of him.

                          PETER
          I am... how is he...

A grim-faced DOCTOR walks slowly across the room to
them... MAY stands up slowly.

                          DETECTIVE
          Ask the Doctor.

                          AUNT MAY
          How's my... how's my husband doing...?

                          DOCTOR
          Mrs. Parker, I'm sorry. We tried.

MAY collapses.

                          DOCTOR
          Crash cart!  STAT!

The Detective pulls PETER gently away.  The STAFF works on
MAY.

                          DETECTIVE
          Let the medics handle it.
                     (pause)
          Look, if it makes you feel any better.
          We're gonna nail this guy.  He crashed
          his getaway car.  We got him trapped in a
          warehouse on Jackson.

                          NURSE
                     (to Peter)
          She's alright.  She just fainted.  We'll
          have to check her for symptoms of shock.
          If you want to wait, you can get some
          coffee on the third floor.

                          PETER
          No, I... I think I wanna go out for some
          fresh air.


EXT.  WAREHOUSE - NIGHT

COP CARS, COPS, SEARCHLIGHTS playing their BEAMS against
the ACME CHEMICAL STORAGE BUILDING.  GUNFIRE flashes from
one of the WINDOWS.


EXT.  COP CAR - NIGHT

ELITE COPS in BASEBALL CAPS are plotting strategy.

                          COP #1
          That place is loaded with solvents and
          chemicals.  If we blast our way in, it's
          gonna go up like a roman candle.

                          COP #2
          We could go in through the fifth floor
          wash room.

                          COP #1
          What's that up there?  Throw a light on
          that!

COP #1 directs the BEAM of the SEARCHLIGHT.


EXT.  WAREHOUSE WALL - NIGHT

SPIDER-MAN is climbing it, trapped in the GLARE of the
SEARCHLIGHT.  He freezes.

                          COP #1
          He's got a partner!


EXT.  COP CAR - NIGHT

Every COP'S WEAPON is trained upward at SPIDER-MAN!

                          COP #2
                     (on radio)
          We got an accomplice up there!  And we
          got a clear shot.  Do we have a go?

                          RADIO
                     (filtered)
          That's a go.


EXT.  WAREHOUSE WALL - NIGHT

GUNSHOTS erupt around SPIDER-MAN and he skitters around to
evade them.


INT.  THE WAREHOUSE - NIGHT

Thinking they're shooting at him, WEINER shoots back.  In
the corner of his eye he sees SPIDER-MAN at a side WINDOW.
He aims his rifle and SPIDEY ducks out of the way.

The frightened WEINER moves to the side WINDOW to blow
SPIDEY away.  As he moves past the front WINDOWS he is lit
by the SEARCHLIGHTS that play on his face darkly.

SPIDEY leaps in at FRONT WINDOW and drops neatly behind
WEINER, landing a pose.

                          SPIDER-MAN
                     (cold, hard)
          Say your prayers, Weiner!

WEINER whips around and fires.  SPIDEY leaps to avoid it
and lands on a STACK of PAINT CANS.

                          WEINER
          You ain't takin' me... Spider-Man... who
          ever you are...

SPIDEY gathers himself tighter.  He leaps.  A second GUN
BURST comes in behind him, Several PAINT CANS erupt in
cascades of COLOR.

                          SPIDER-MAN
                     (hanging on ceiling)
          Hey, creep!

WEINER aims and fires, several times.  He is emptying his
RIFLE.  SPIDEY leaps away and lands on the top of a CASK
marked "CAUTION-FLAMMABLE SOLVENT!"

                          SPIDER-MAN
                     (taunting)
          Try again.

The CASK gives way and SPIDEY is plunged into the
FLAMMABLE SOLVENT.  WEINER smiles his stupid grin and
takes aim.

SPIDEY leaps out of the CASK and sticks to the roof BEAM.
He's sopping wet.  His hand slips down the BEAM as the
SOLVENT works against his sticking power.

He falls to the floor and scrambles behind some PAINT
CANS.  WEINER, crazed, fires wildly.  One of the CANS
EXPLODES.  PAINT flows from it... burning!

SPIDEY peeks out and sees a YELLOW RIVER OF FLAME creeping
toward him.  He sniffs his SOLVENT soaked outfit.

He backs down a "corridor" of PAINT CANS.  The YELLOW FIRE
follows, now joined by a RIVER OF BLUE FIRE from another
can.  They're following the trail of SOLVENT he's
dripping!

He's trapped!

                          COP (V.O.)
                     (on bullhorn)
          This is your last chance, you two.
          Either you're coming out, or we're coming
          in!

SPIDEY'S against the WALL!  PAINT CANS to his right and
left, and a RIVER of RED FLAME joins the YELLOW and BLUE
as they creep toward him!

He climbs backwards up the wall, face toward the BLAZE.
The COLORED FIRES join and follow him up the wall!
They're licking at his feet!

                          WEINER
                     (at the window)
          Stay back!
                     (gun burst)
          Whoa... stay back down there!

SPIDEY is inches from being torched.  He sees a PIPE.  He
reaches out and grabs it.  He swings out above the flames.

But the PIPE begins to bend!

The PIPE bends down... down... and then breaks!  SPIDEY
hangs precariously as WATER cascades out of the PIPE and
puts out the FIRE.

SPIDEY drops down and rest his head in his hands to
collect himself.  Then looks up.  The GUN is at his head.

                          WEINER
          Stand up, you.

SPIDEY stands.

                          COP (V.O.)
          You have thirty seconds to come out!

                          WEINER
          You're my ticket outa here.  Gimme that
          stupid mask!

SPIDER-MAN hesitates.  Then he begins to raise the MASK,
but stops and shakes his head no.

                          WEINER
          Then I'll take it myself.

He reaches for the mask and SPIDER-MAN flips him across
the room.  WEINER lands in a CARGO net and becomes
ensnared.

                          SPIDER-MAN
          Well, look what we've caught in our web...

                          WEINER
          Don't hurt me, man.  Please don't hurt me...


INT.  WAREHOUSE HALLWAY - NIGHT

COPS are poised at the door.  A signal.  They crash
inside.


INT.  WAREHOUSE PAINT ROOM - NIGHT

                          COP #1
          Hold your fire!

WEINER is hanging from the ceiling in the the CARGO NET.

                          WEINER
          Get me out of this madhouse!

He falls down, immediately encircled by the POLICE
OFFICERS.  SPIDER-MAN flies above their heads, crashing
through the WINDOW and disappears into the dark of night.


INT.  CYCLOTRON - NIGHT

A weird, flickering BLUE LIGHT dances around the hole in
the CYCLOTRON.  Then it cuts out.  A HELMETED MAN pulls
himself out of a HATCH.  He flips up the HELMET.

OCK is finishing putting together his new equipment.

                          OCK
                     (smiling)
          Okey, dokey.

OCK goes about checking out the CYCLOTRON.  It looks good.


INT.  CONTROL ROOM - NIGHT

OCK starts flicking switches and reading DIALS, doing a
"mission countdown" for his next experiment.  This place
has been "hot rodded" to the max.

                          OCK
                     (reading dials and
                      numbers)
          Amperage, okay.  Flux, 14.  Negative
          variable differential... good enough.

He shuts it down.  The WHINE whirs down.

                          OCK
          Okey, dokey... now all I need is Parker's
          data.  Where the hell is Weiner?  Damn it...
          I can't trust anybody.
                     (throws his Waldo in the
                      air)
          Only you, my babies... only you can I
          trust... Okay... If I have to do
          everything myself... I'm going to do it.
                     (to his equipment)
          I'll be back... my babies... my new
          babies!

OCK hides the WALDOS under his coat and leaves the room.


INT.  PETER PARKER'S APARTMENT - NIGHT

There is more EQUIPMENT than before.  PETER is deep at
work.  His SPIDER-MAN UNIFORM hangs on the WALL.  There is
a knock at the DOOR.

                          LIZ (V.O.)
          Hey, Peter!  Are you finished with my
          computer yet?  I got a paper too, you
          know...

                          PETER
                     (panicked)
          Oh my God... oh, it's you, Liz... I
          didn't expect you... uh... give me a
          minute.

He hides his SPIDER-MAN COSTUME.


INT.  THE HALLWAY LANDING - NIGHT

LIZ waits impatiently.

                          PETER
                     (opening the door)
          Hi, Liz.  Come on in.


INT.  PETER PARKER'S APARTMENT - NIGHT

LIZ enters, looking around.  PETER covers for this and
that.

                          LIZ
          What were you doing in here?

                          PETER
                     (looking around)
          Cleaning up.  Come on.  I'll get your
          computer.  Where's Flash parked?

He picks up the COMPUTER and turns to her, but she's
already looking around the apartment.

                          LIZ
          Flash didn't come.

                          PETER
                     (holding it)
          Oh.  Well... how are you going to get it
          home?

LIZ walks into the room.

                          LIZ
          Taxi... I guess.

She discovers the PRINTS of SPIDEY that PETER has taped up
around the apartment.

                          LIZ
          You must spend a lot of time with this
          Spider-Man guy... Peter!  Don't you think
          you ought to unplug that!

PETER looks and sees that he is tethered to the wall.
Embarrassed, he puts the COMPUTER back down.

                          PETER
                     (embarrassed)
          I, uh, I'll go down to the corner... see
          it I can hail that taxi.

PETER leaves.  LIZ smiles.  She likes PETER.  Why is he
so...?


INT.  HALLWAY - NIGHT

A SHADOW of a MAN can be seen hiding.  PETER does not
notice him.


INT.  PETER PARKER'S APARTMENT - NIGHT

There's a KNOCK at the DOOR.

                          LIZ
                     (crossing to it,
                      wondering)
          Peter...?

She is about to open the door when FOUR WALDOS smash
through it, obliterating it.  OCK stands in the shattered
doorway, WALDOS writhing.

                          LIZ
          Doctor Octavius...!  You're... You're...
                     (finds the words)
          You're so weird!... with those... what do
          you call those...

                          OCK
          Waldos... Did you hear about Spider-Man?
                     (moving Waldos like
                      spider's legs)
          That's me... the real Spider-Man... now
          tell me, where is that jerky friend of
          yours... Parker?

                          LIZ
                     (protecting)
          Peter?... oh... he's not here.  He's gone.
          I don't think he'll be back for awhile.

                          OCK
                     (running his Waldo in her
                      hair)
          You wouldn't lie to your Professor now,
          would you?

                          LIZ
          Of course not.  Why would I lie about a
          thing like that?  Really.  He's... out.

                          OCK
          We'll wait.

OCK grabs LIZ'S HAIR with his WALDOS.

                          LIZ
          What are you doing... let me go!  Please...
          take those things out of my hair!

                          OCK
          My Waldos, you mean.

                          LIZ
          Whatever you call them... please...

OCK shoots out TWO WALDOS.  Simultaneously each grabs a
CHAIR from different parts of the room and brings them to
the TABLE.

                          OCK
          Sit.

She does.  He does, too, and folds his WALDOS across his
chest.

                          OCK
                     (chatty)
          He's a nice boy.  A little nerdy maybe,
          but nice, wouldn't you say?

                          LIZ
          Oh, I don't know.  Maybe.  He's very
          inexperienced.

ONE of OCK'S WALDOS rests on the TABLE curled around the
COMPUTER.  LIZ lets her hand rest on it.  OCK warms
immediately.

                          OCK
          You know, you're a fascinating young lady...

                          LIZ
          Thank you...

                          OCK
          You're so refreshing.  You're so...

                          LIZ
          Shocking...?

                          OCK
                     (gone to far)
          Oh, I wouldn't say shocking...

                          LIZ
          I would!

She sticks his WALDO in the ELECTRIC WALL SOCKET behind
the COMPUTER!  The CURRENT sizzles through him and he
leaps up, WALDOS akimbo, like the "cartoon cat." LIZ runs
out the door.

OCK extricates himself from the current and gives chase.


INT.  HALLWAY - NIGHT

LIZ burst from the DOOR.

                          LIZ
          Peter...!

She looks both ways for PETER, doesn't see him, and takes
off!  OCK bursts from the doorway and runs off after LIZ.


EXT.  THE STREET - NIGHT

LIZ running as fast as she can, but OCK is gaining
quickly.


EXT.  PETER PARKER'S APARTMENT - NIGHT

A TAXI drives up and disgorges PETER.

                          PETER
          Wait here...


INT.  PETER PARKER'S APARTMENT - NIGHT

He walks in.  It's empty

                          PETER
          Liz?

                          LIZ (V.O.)
                     (screaming from the
                      street)
          Peter!  Help!  Peter!

PETER springs into action.  He grabs his SPIDEY SUIT out
of a drawer and starts taking off his clothes.


EXT.  STREET - NIGHT

LIZ looks back and sees OCK CARTWHEELING toward her.  She
can't outrun him.  She must hide.  There's a CONSTRUCTION
SITE on the right.  She ducks down the alley next to it.


INT.  CONSTRUCTION ALLEY - NIGHT

LIZ runs into it and finds herself trapped on three sides
by a high CYCLONE FENCE.  Behind her, OCK'S WALDOS stretch
out like waterbug legs.  He bug-walks into the alley and
laughs down at her from his perch atop the WALDOS.

                          OCK
          Peter Parker has something I want... And
          I'm going to have something he wants.

She dashes past him and runs into the outboard CARGO
ELEVATOR.


INT.  ELEVATOR - NIGHT

She looks for the UP BUTTON and finds nothing!  OCK, on
his feet now, is on the wire mesh ELEVATOR CAGE in a
flash.  He tears the outer DOOR away.

LIZ starts pressing KNOBS and LEVERS in panic.  The LIGHT
goes on.  A WARNING BELL clangs.  She finally finds the
switch and the CAR leaps up just as OCK tears off its
front door.

LIZ, safe for the moment, watches OCK recede below,
shaking the torn off door in a rage.


EXT.  CONSTRUCTION SITE - NIGHT

Extending WALDO over WALDO, OCK climbs the ELEVATOR
HOUSING chasing the rising CAR inside.


EXT.  CONSTRUCTION ROOF - NIGHT

The CAR arrives and LIZ jumps out.  She's on nothing but a
narrow GIRDER!  She tightropes on the GIRDER.  OCK gets to
the top.  He looks across at her.  She's stuck between two
unfastened GIRDERS, at a dead end.  He slowly telescopes a
WALDO toward her.  She's got no place to run, no place to
hide.  He grabs her by the BLOUSE and lifts her off the
GIRDER.

                          SPIDER-MAN (V.O.)
          Put her down, Ock.

OCK looks across the street.  There, on the top of a tall
building, is SPIDER-MAN.

                          SPIDER-MAN
          I know what's happening to you, Ock.
          I've been through a lot of changes myself
          lately.  You have to listen to me.

                          OCK
                     (holding Liz)
          Who the hell are you?

                          SPIDER-MAN
          Spider-Man.

                          LIZ
                     (seeing Spidey)
          Spider-Man...

                          OCK
          That's a lot of crap, clown... I am
          Spider-Man, not you.
                     (points to Liz)
          Ask you girlfriend.
                     (to Liz)
          Tell him!

                          SPIDER-MAN
          I'm a good friend of Peter Parker's Ock.
          Just like that girl you're holding.  Now
          let her go.

OCK thinks for a moment, then he begins to extend the
kicking and screaming LIZ out over the street, ten stories
up.

                          OCK
          Let her go?  What an excellent idea.  If
          you do not deliver your friend, Mr.
          Spider-Man, yes.  Yes, of course, I'll
          let her go.

                          LIZ
          Put me down, you mechanical mutant!

LIZ is having none of this.  She kicks, she fights.  She
twists.  She flails around, making things a little worse.
The ground is yawning death beneath her.  RRIIPP!

PART of her BLOUSE tears away and LIZ plummets!

SPIDER-MAN swoops down on a WEB-STRAND in his
characteristic compound curve.  He reaches out for the
falling LIZ and misses her cleanly.  The WEB is too short.

                          LIZ
                     (falling away)
          You jerk!

He THWIPS her with a second WEB and together they swing to
a HIGH GIRDER where he deposits her safe and sound.

                          LIZ
                     (straightening herself)
          Tell your friend Peter next time I'll get
          the taxi myself...

                          OCK
                     (screams)
          Hey... you jerk... you phony Spider-Man...
          Prepare to meet your death, bug.

SPIDEY THWIPS a beam and swings across toward OCK.

                          SPIDER-MAN
                     (whispers)
          Actually, I'm rather fond of living...
          especially now...
                     (he looks at Liz)

He lands on OCK'S GIRDER and the two progeny of the
cyclotron face off for the first time, ten stories above
the street.

                          SPIDER-MAN
                     (a last appeal to reason)
          Octavius.  Just stop and think.

                          OCK
          I am thinking, insect.  I'm thinking
          about exterminating you!

                          SPIDER-MAN
          Okay, if that's the way you want it...
          Let's see what those chrome knuckles can
          do, Doc...

A WALDO lances out and catches SPIDEY flush on the jaw.
It knocks him to another GIRDER.  SPIDEY hangs on and
rolls over.  He rubs his jaw.

                          LIZ
          Great...

SPIDEY gets ready to go into action and gets pummeled by
another barrage of blows from above.

                          OCK
          Now I must kill you, you cretinous clown.

OCK throws a roundhouse WALDO that nearly knocks SPIDEY
off the GIRDER.  He's just barely hanging on.

But SPIDER-MAN'S not done yet.  He THWIPS a HIGH BEAM and
swings into a better attack position.  The two SUPER-
ADVERSARIES engage in battle.

With OCK swinging from his WALDOS like a metal monkey and
SPIDEY swinging from his WEBS like, well, like SPIDEY,
they clang and bang through the GIRDERS of the
CONSTRUCTION SITE.

                          OCK
          Once I dispose of you, Spider-Man, no one
          will be able to stop me.

                          SPIDER-MAN
          Stop you from what...?

                          OCK
          My destiny!

OCK throws his biggest punch yet.

SIRENS can now be heard in the street.

SPIDEY avoids WALDO strike after WALDO strike.  OCK eludes
WEB after WEB.  But SPIDEY'S agility soon has him turning
circles.

                          SPIDER-MAN
          Over here, Octopus!

                          OCK
          That's Professor Octopus to you Spider
          Jerk!

                          SPIDER-MAN
          Give it up, Professor.  You'll never
          catch me!

OCK takes three steps and soars through the air.


EXT.  BRICK WALL - NIGHT

OCK, misjudging the leap, soars right past SPIDEY and into
an alley!  Screaming all the way...


EXT.  THE ALLEY - NIGHT

OCK and TWO WALDOS pressed against each of the opposing
walls.  It's a tenuous grip.  Then, very slowly, sparks
flying from his WALDOS, OCK slides down into the alley.

                          SPIDER-MAN
          So long, sucker.


EXT.  STREET - NIGHT

COP CARS pull up.  COPS leap from them.


EXT.  SIDE WALL - NIGHT

OCK makes it down, sees the COPS, ducks out of sight.


EXT.  COP CARS - NIGHT

The SEARCHLIGHTS go on.  SPIDER-MAN swings back across the
street to the CONSTRUCTION SITE.

                          COP #1
          There he is!

                          COP #2
          It's that Spider-Man!


EXT.  THE ROOF - NIGHT

SPIDEY lands next to LIZ in a pose.  Lit by the flashing
BILLBOARD, he's weirder looking than ever.  SPIDEY puts an
arm around LIZ and extends a WEB SHOOTER.

                          LIZ
          What do you think you're doing?

                          SPIDER-MAN
          I'm rescuing you.

With that SPIDEY leaps way out and he and LIZ swoop away
on a WEB-STRAND.

                          LIZ
          Thanks but nooooooooooo!


EXT.  THE COP CARS - NIGHT

ALL WEAPONS point upward at SPIDEY'S movement.

                          COP #2
          He won't get away this time!

                          COP #1
          Hold your fire!  He's got a girl.

                          COP #2
          Looks like he's got a hostage.


EXT.  WEB STRAND - NIGHT

SPIDEY sees the WEAPONS aimed upward.  He shoots out
another WEB and swings off in a different direction.  LIZ
whoops with the G-force.

                          LIZ
          Wait a minute.  Where are you taking me?

SPIDEY hounded by the Police, rejected by the girl.

                          SPIDER-MAN
          I better just take you back where you
          belong.

He shoots out another WEB.

                          SPIDER-MAN
          Hold on tight.

                          LIZ
                     (Times Square)
          Where are we?

                          SPIDER-MAN
          Open your eyes.

They are standing on the ROOF of the CENTRAL TOWER of the
EMPIRE UNIVERSITY BUILDING.  LIZ opens her eyes.  It's an
extraordinary sight.

                          LIZ
                     (the Empire State
                      Build