3-Iron Script - Dialogue Transcript

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3-Iron Script

We are currently on a family trip

If you need to reach us,

please call tomorrow

Be happy!

Open the door

You have the keys!

You wanted to go on a trip so badly.

What's wrong now?

You call that a trip?

It was hell

Get rid of that right now!

Shoot me. Shoot me.

Please make my day

Why aren't you picking up?

Are you still angry at me?

I'm sorry.

Hurry and pick up

I've done everything for you!

What are you unsatisfied with?

You are driving me nuts!

Pick up the phone!

Damn it!

Pick up the phone now!

You want to see me

go crazy again?

I want to talk, so pick up!

If you don't answer the phone,

I will go home right now

What are you doing

with all the doors open?

And can't you answer the phone?

I couldn't get any work done

on my business trip!

Why are you ignoring me?

Do I look that foolish to you?

Am I your slave?

What do I need to do?

Think it's easy to live this well?

I told you not to wear this!

Why do you keep doing

the things I hate?

I'm sorry

I'm sorry

I don't know why I act this way

I love you

Please make me happy

Why? Why do you make

me feel so wretched?

For once let me do as I want to!

Think I'll devour you?

Am I some insect?

Just please hold still. Please.

What the hell?

Who's playing golf in my yard?

How'd you get in here?

Hello? Is this the police?

What are you doing?

Are you crazy?

Hello? My house is...

Hi, this is Oak Jin-gon

I'm abroad right now

for a photo shoot

If you need to reach me,

please call --


Hi, you've reached the home

of Ji-eun and Hyun-soo

We're in Hawaii now

for our three year anniversary

If you have something to say,

please leave a message after the beep

What the hell's this?

See if they've taken anything

Honey! Honey!

Who the hell are you?

What are you drunk idiots

doing in my home?

And why are you two

wearing our pyjamas?

- Anything stolen?

- No

If you're not thieves,

then what are you?

Mi-young, open your eyes!


Mi-young, wake up!


Mi-young, are you alright?


Mi-young, wake up!

Wake up! Mi-young!

Mi-young! Mi-young!

Mi-young, wake up!

Please open your eyes!

We are off to Jeju Island!

If you need to contact us

please call back in three days!

Be happy!

Dad, did you call?

Are you okay, dad?





Who are you people?

What are you doing

in my father's home?

Where's father?

- Father!

- Father!

- He's not here

- What?

You two.

Stay where you are

Come outside

Hello? This is the police, right?

Yes, I have a situation here.

Please come quickly

What did you do to the old man?

Sweetheart, you tell me

You killed him, right?

What's this?

I see you've broken into

many other homes

So you took pictures

as if it was your own home

Officer Lee, see if their owners

reported a burglary

Yes, sir

You two. What did you steal

from all these homes?

This punk needs to learn a lesson

Take the woman outside

Sorry to keep you waiting

He buried him secretly

near his apartment


- Officer Lee!

- Yes, sir!

Take the CIS team

to his father's apartment

Open the lid



Doesn't look like

he was buried in secret


Missing Person Report

This is you, isn't it?


Yes, I understand

Illegal entry. Murder

Abandoning a dead body.


If you have any others,

tell me now

What did you do to that woman?

What did you do to her

to keep her so silent?

Sir, he's clean

Also, I called some of the houses

he shot with the camera,

and they said nothing was stolen


- Bring her husband when he comes

- Yes, sir

You even have a college degree.

So why'd you break into their homes?

Sir, he's here

Tell him to come in

Lee Min-kyu, right?


She's all yours

Son of a bitch!

Stop it!

Let go!

I'm gonna kill that bastard!

Let's go


The autopsy results

have come out

It's not murder, it's lung cancer

What? Lung cancer?

- Are they sure?

- Yes, I understand

He was delicately shrouded.

Apart from a real ceremony,

he buried his body

better than any son could

He doesn't seem

like a bad person to me

- Wait outside

- Yes, sir

Well, you're free from

the homicide charge

So how was she?

You liked forcing her, right?

What are you looking at?

Don't smile

Your favorite plant over there...

I knew you'd come back

so I took good care of it

It looks healthy, doesn't it?

I've thought things out

and I'd been too much

I'll be good from now on

Okay, I won't if

you don't want me to

I've changed, you see?

Oh yeah, while you were gone,

I sent plenty of money to your folks

If it's that hard to withstand,

then do what you like

Isn't he being too harsh?

Smile again

Let go, you bastard!

Son of a bitch!

Sit down!

Sit down!

Prisoner !

Playing games with me, you punk?

You scared me!

Try that again

Today, you go hungry

Don't pretend you're sleeping

I've been thinking about us,

and I feel like a real dumb ass

Was I that bad to you?

Tell me!

I never wanted to ask this,

but I have to

What did he do to you?

Did he do this?

He did this, but you stayed still?

Like this?

Like this? Like this?

Prisoner !

Prisoner !

You son of a bitch!

Why do you keep hiding?

Wanna disappear

from the world altogether?

If you pull that again,

I'll kill you

Can I help you?

Excuse me!

- You're cleaning it again?

- Hi, honey

Who is she?

I don't know

Let her sleep

Where have you been?

I told you to call me

if you go out!

Where have you been?

You're behind me, aren't you?

The human eye sees

within the  degree angle

So you're hiding

in the other  degrees?

But that's impossible!

You bastard!

You need more practice.

And take care of the shadow

And you'll have to calculate

the human mind, idiot!

You crazy bastard.

Even if you cover all that

what are you gonna do?

Let's move out of here.

First thing tomorrow

You're waiting for him

to finish his sentence, aren't you?

I'm right, aren't I?

A moving service please.


What's with you?

Fine, then

Let's wait together for him

I dare you to come,

you son of a bitch

Prisoner ! Your meal!

Prisoner !

When I go in this time,

I'll kill you for sure!

You're behind me, aren't you?

Trying to escape?


You think you can play with me now,

don't you?

You fucking ghost

Come out!

We have a laundry machine.

Why go through the trouble?


The police?

Yes, I understand

That bastard is out now

Son of a bitch,

I dare you to show up

Tell me

Tell me!

Why'd you turn off your phone?

- Know how many times I've called you?

- I told you!

I told you many times!

My battery ran out

Rotten bastard

Think I'm that stupid?

Who did you meet?

What the hell's wrong with you?

Are you mentally sick?

You made me this way

Who's the girl who always

calls late at night?

Let's stop this

Did you just hear something?

- What are you talking about?

- Hold on

I think someone's in the house

Who cares whether

someone's here or not

- I'm the idiot for trusting...

- No, I'm certain someone's in here

- Don't play the psycho act with me

- Hold on

Someone's here for sure

So who's here?

I swear someone's here

I don't wanna hear it!

I don't trust you at all!

You see?

I told you someone was here

Oh my goodness!

You scared me

I did? So how was your day?


Why didn't you tidy up the sofa?

I did this morning

But why is it so messy?

That's strange

Can't sleep?

Want me to sing you a lullaby?

I miss you, too

Wanna come over?

Hey, it's weird

It feels like someone's in my place


Then hurry up

So who's in your place?

I didn't see anyone.

I just felt it

That's impossible

Am I just being too sensitive?

- Isn't this your work?

- You haven't seen it yet?

- Can I look at it?

- Yup

- Stop it

- Come on

- I thought someone was here?

- Let him watch

- What's wrong?

- I think someone's watching

I'm scared

You see? What did I tell you?

What is it?

Why'd you hang up an empty frame?

It's creepy

I think someone's here

Could it be him?

He's bad luck,

that son of a bitch

Honey, stay still

What are you doing up?

I love you



Breakfast is ready!

What's made you so happy?

Stop smiling and eat

It's strange

It feels like someone's been here

since last night

What are you laughing for?

Are you that happy?

Don't open the door

to just anybody


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