Wonderland Script - Dialogue Transcript

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Wonderland Script


  

  

 

                   

Hello My name's Nadia



 

                   

I'm 27. Uh, I like music

All sorts of music



 

                   

Um, sport,

dancing, walking



 

                   

I'm 59",

dark hair, blue eyes



 

                   

I like to think of meself as 

independent, honest, self-aware



 

                   

And I'd like to meet someone

looking for friendship



 

                   

or, well, yeah, um,

and possible romance



 

                   

I thought you'd gone



 

                   

I was a bit nervous

coming to meet you



  

                   

Yeah, yeah, it's--

I think it's really hard



  

                   

Yeah, it's just in the past, things

haven't gone quite so well, so--



  

                   

So, you've done this

a lot, then ?



  

                   

Not a lot, no



  

                   

Listen Sorry I should have

said this earlier,



  

                   

and I hope you're not offended,

but I think you look great



  

                   

Oh, thank you

Really



  

                   

Did you pick the blue

'cause of your eyes ?



  

                   

What ?

Did you pick the blue

'cause of your eyes ?



  

                   

No,just 'cause it was cheap, really

Oh, really ?



  

                   

What's in this ?

Okay, you've got, um, orange



  

                   

It's mainly orange juice, and 

the red color is from the grenadine,



  

                   

and then it's got, you know,

the little thing in it



  

                   

What ?

The kick



  

                   

The little thing with,

you know, for the kick



  

                   

What's that ?

It's a secret Secret ingredient



  

                   

What do you think

it's gonna be, Molly ?



  

                   

Oh, I dunno

Don't care really I just want it out



  

                   

Jack's keeping his fingers

crossed for a boy



  

                   

Aren't you,Jack ?



  

                   

I've got all this stuff for you

from Mandy at work



  

                   

Oh, fantastic I'm sure you'll like

some of it, Molly



  

                   

- Sweet Jack, look Look,

darling Oh, it's lovely

- What is it ?



  

                   

It's like a little Chinese thing 

It's bright red It's gorgeous



  

                   

Yeah Bed Jack, in your bloody bed now



  

                   

Why?

You've got school in the morning God's sake



  

                   

He's been a right pain in the bum tonight

Has he ?



  

                   

- Yeah 

Good night Till morning

- He's at that age



  

                   

Yeah ?

I got new cabinets in



  

                   

Did you ?

Yeah, they look really good



  

                   

What color?

They're in-- They're in wood



  

                   

Shiny wood, is it ?

Sort of It's like a pine



  

                   

I gotta go, love

Yeah, absolutely

Just, um--



  

                   

I'll see you tomorrow

about  ..   ?

Lots of love See you tomorrow



  

                   

- Bye

- Lots of love



  

                   

Hi

Hello



  

                   

How are we doing ?



  

                   

Good Yeah

Yeah ?



  

                   

Is Debbie all right ?



  

                   

Yeah, same



  

                   

Pigs of a Feather ?



  

                   

Hey, hey

Oh Oh !



  

                   

"A nightmare

in black and white"



  

                   

"Film is a surreal mixture of 

horror, fantasy and black comedy"



  

                   

"Repulsive imagery"

Great



  

                   

It sounds disgusting

It's not for the baby, It's for me



  

                   

Have we heard anything yet ?



  

                   

Yeah

Talks all the time



  

                   

Feel him moving today



  

                   

It's gonna be amazing

It's gonna be amazing



  

                   

Do you gamble a lot, then ?

No, of course not



  

                   

Do you do the lottery ?



  

                   

Uh, well--

Ah, you do,

don't you ?



  

                   

Ah, see

A little bit, yeah



  

                   

Ah, there you go

Same thing, isn't it ?



  

                   

I suppose so



  

                   

So, what do you do

at the weekends ?



  

                   

Oh, well, sometime--

Quite often I've gotta work

Right



  

                   

I think I'd better go

to the toilet again



  

                   

Again ?

Yeah, you know



  

                   

Okay



  

                   

Excuse me



  

                   

Sorry



  

                   

Excuse me



  

                   



  

                   



  

                   



  

                   

Hello, Nadia

My name's Theodore



  

                   

I thought your message was very nice

You've got a lovely voice



  

                   

I'm    and  '

on the nose



  

                   

And I'm a professional

I'm a doctor



  

                   

More specifically,

I'm a neuro-psychiatrist,

and I find it fascinating



  

                   

Hello, Nadia

This is Dan



  

                   

I live in Brixton

and I'm--



  

                   

My name's Tim

Hello, I'm George

I live in North London



  

                   

I like reading,

keeping fit, travel--



  

                   

Um, a bit about myself

Um, my name's Pat



  

                   

I'm Australian,

and I'm   



  

                   

I'm looking for someone

who'll, uh, put the buzz

back into my bumblebee life



  

                   

Hello, love

Dad, I--



  

                   

What, have you

been buzzing ?



  

                   

Yeah, it was me



  

                   

Your boiler I thought

we arranged for me to come take a look



  

                   

Did we ?

What, today ?

That's right



  

                   

It's just that

I'm off to work



  

                   

How is everything ?

Fine, yeah Great



  

                   

And you ?

Oh, I'm fine, fine



  

                   

Yeah ?

You know,

keeping busy



  

                   

Can I give you a lift ?



  

                   

Oh, no

It's all right, I'll get the tube



   

                   

It's quicker

Yeah ?



   

                   

I love you, okay ?



   

                   

Bye, love



   

                   



   

                   

Penny for the guy



   

                   

Penny for the guy?



   

                   

Penny for the guy ?



   

                   

All right

Penny for the guy ?



   

                   

Penny for the guy ?

Penny for the guy ?



   

                   

Here you go, darling

Thanks



   

                   

Careful



   

                   

Oh, thanks



   

                   

Shit

What ?



   

                   

I'm late Shit



   

                   

Are you okay?

Yeah



   

                   

How are you feelin' ?

Great



   

                   

Yeah ?



   

                   

Drink your tea

I'm late, Moll



   

                   

Eddie !



   

                   

Phone me

Yeah



   

                   



   

                   



   

                   

You've gotta remember this is a

decision you'll be making once,



   

                   

maybe twice in your life, so it's

quite an important decision



   

                   

We don't want to rush you

into anything



   

                   

The surface you want is

quite important, and, uh--



   

                   

What's she called ?

Megan Megan Hey



   

                   

Have you got kids

yourself?



   

                   

Um, no, not yet, no

Um, imminent, though



   

                   



   

                   

Take this with you

That's basically this



   

                   

If you look at

the printout



   

                   

We can print out one of

these for you as well



   

                   

I mean--

Oh, right



   

                   

Do you wanna come

to Caesar's next week ?



   

                   

To Caesar's ?

Yeah, next week



   

                   

Thursday night, It's ladies' night

No



   

                   

Thursday night

It's only three quid,

Nadia



   

                   

I don't wanna go



   

                   

Why not ?

It's quite good fun

I don't wanna go



   

                   

You might get a shag

at the end of the night

What ? I can't hear you



   

                   

I'm going to Top Shop



   

                   

I wanna get

a white lace top

for tonight



   

                   

You're gonna get a what ?

A lacy one ?



   

                   

Yeah, a white lacy one

Really tight

Size six



   

                   

Show-off



   

                   

No, I'm not



   

                   

Oh, God



   

                   

Excuse me



   

                   

Hello ?

Hello

Is that Nadia ?



   

                   

Yeah Who's this ?

Hi This is Tim



   

                   

You left a message

on my machine



   

                   

Oh, right, yeah



   

                   

The Lonely Hearts thing

Thought I could meet with you



   

                   

I could meet you

at   :   yeah ?



   

                   

Excuse me

Can I get my bill,

please ?



   

                   

Listen, can I--

I'll see you then



   

                   

I'll see you then

Got to get back to work

That'll be great



   

                   

Shall we say around   :   ?



   

                   

- Yeah,   :   then 

All right

- Bye



   

                   

What are you

smiling about, then ?



   

                   

Nothing It's none

of your business



   

                   

Molly's a bit miffed

you haven't phoned her



   

                   

Been busy, haven't I ?

What you been doing, then ?



   

                   

What ?



   

                   

Flamenco classes

What ?



   

                   

Sounds like fun

Yeah, it is



   

                   

You should try it

Thank you very much



   

                   

She's probably in labor

right now, as we speak



   

                   

If she has it today, it'll have

the same birthday as Darren



   

                   

You haven't heard from him,

have you, Nadia ?



   

                   

No You ?

No, of course not



   

                   

Don't forget you'll baby-sit

tonight, right ?

All right, then



   

                   

See you later, darling

Yeah, bye

Yeah, take it easy



   

                   



   

                   

Happy birthday

to you



   

                   

Happy birthday

dear Darren



   

                   



   

                   

Hey

Good morning

Morning



   

                   

Yeah, a reservation under 

the name of Sykes for two nights



   

                   

Two nights

Thanks



   

                   

"M and M"

What does that mean ?



   

                   

Mr and Mrs ?

Mr and Mrs



   

                   

Is it Mr and Mrs ?

Yeah

Yeah, that's fine



   

                   



   

                   

Ow !

Don't crush me !



   

                   

Ow !



   

                   

Fucking bastard !

Aah !



   

                   

It's in my eye

You got it in my eye



   

                   

It's in my eye

It's in my eye

It's in my eye



   

                   

I'm blinded by champagne



   

                   

I'm blinded Mmm



   

                   

I can't even

open my eyes



   

                   

Oh, thank you



   

                   

Thank you

Thank you



   

                   

I'm having

a very happy birthday



   

                   

Yeah ?

Yeah



   

                   

Hi, Mum

Come in

Hi



   

                   

It's got cold, hasn't it ?

Yeah



   

                   

Are you ready to see

my new kitchen ?

I am



   

                   

Ta-da !

Oh



   

                   

Is it amazing ?



   

                   

Yeah

I love it

I'm so happy



   

                   

Very fancy



   

                   

It's just like

in the ads, isn't it ?



   

                   

Ooh

It's not finished



   

                   

There's still a bit of--

Yeah Mmm



   

                   

Yeah, it's very nice



   

                   

Yeah



   

                   

You want a cup of coffee ?

Yeah, please



   

                   

If it's not

too much trouble



   

                   

How's Dad ?



   

                   

Oh, same as ever



   

                   

Sits around the house

all day long moping



   

                   



   

                   

Hello ? Hiya

Hello Hiya



   

                   

How are you ?

All right

How are you ?



   

                   

Mum, it's Eddie

Oh

Who's that ?



   

                   

Mum

She just got here

Your mum ?



   

                   

Just gonna have a cup of coffee

Right



   

                   

Listen, I was thinking, um, 

how about Alice for a girl ?



   

                   

Alice ?

Yeah, yeah, like, um,

Alice in Wonderland?



   

                   

I like Sadie

Like in "Sexy Sadie"



   

                   

Sadie ? Right

Yeah



   

                   

Where are you ?

You sound funny



   

                   

Um,



   

                   

Look

Molly, uh,



   

                   

What ?

I've gotta go



   

                   

All right

I'll speak to you later, okay ?



   

                   

Yeah, all right

Bye

Right Bye



   

                   

Fuck



   

                   

Nadia ?

Yeah



   

                   

How you doing ? Tim

You wanna go in ?

Yeah



   

                   



   

                   

I'm-- I'm sorry

I've never done this before



   

                   

What kind of photographer

are you ?



   

                   

Nude portraits



   

                   

Really ?

No



   

                   

No Take a guess



   

                   

Thought you were serious

Yeah



   

                   

Um, God, I dunno

Um--



   

                   

Sports photographer ?

No



   

                   

Uh

I dunno



   

                   

I'm-- I'm

an advertising

photographer



   

                   

We do fruit, cheese and,

you know, yogurts and stuff

Oh



   

                   

It's highly exciting

Yeah



   

                   

Have you done

much of this, then ?



   

                   

Um, yeah, I mean,

one day, I got this--

this, um,



   

                   

this girl ringing me up telling me

she was a rock star



   

                   

No

Yeah, and she was,

like, real stoned



   

                   

She was, like,

"Hi, I'm with this band"



   

                   

She started telling me about

her life as a rock star



   

                   

and how interesting

it is and, you know,



   

                   

if I wanted to be with her,

I'd have to kind of make



   

                   

compensation 'cause she'd be

on tour a lot, you know



   

                   

Were-- Were you

really adopted ?

Yeah



   

                   

Oh, 'cause I-I used to pretend

I was an orphan



   

                   

I'd, you know, pretend our house

was the orphanage,



   

                   

and, um, my sisters

and my little brother,



   

                   

they were orphans

from other families



   

                   

I really wanted

to believe it, yeah



   

                   

Yeah, I know,

it's strange

Yeah



   

                   

Yeah Cheers

Cheers



   

                   

I'll see you tomorrow ?

Yeah, all right



   

                   

Okay, bye

See you

Bye, then

Yeah



   

                   

Here for a copy

of the Big Issue



   

                   

Big Issue



   

                   

Here for a copy

of the Big Issue



   

                   



   

                   

Hello, Eileen

Hello



   

                   

You're looking smart



   

                   

Where have you been ?

Just to my daughter, Molly



   

                   

Oh, God !



   

                   

Cut it out, you lot

I hate those fucking things



   

                   

You all right ?



   

                   

Yeah



   

                   

Our front door

needs fixing



   

                   

I'm getting 'round

to it



   

                   



   

                   



   

                   



   

                   



   

                   



   

                   



   

                   

That's the Sony CD       



   

                   

Right What are you

asking for this ?



   

                   

That's      plus VAT

Plus VAT



   

                   

Which works out to     

Can I have a look ?



   

                   

See you tomorrow,

Harvey



   

                   

All right

See you later, mate



   

                   

Strong cappuccino,

one and a half, take it away



   

                   

Hello Can I help you ?

Is it eat in ?



   

                   

Take away ?



   

                   

You give me the pound, and 

I'll give you the change



   

                   

Yeah ? Yeah



   

                   

You give me a pound, and 

I give you    pence change



   

                   

Salt beef and,

uh, cappuccino



   

                   

All right



   

                   

That's three pound,

please



   

                   

Thank you



   

                   

All right, first of all, don't get--

don't get angry with me



   

                   

This is not

gonna look good



   

                   

This might not

look good at first



   

                   

And I know this is not

the best of time-- No



   

                   

We're both responsible

adults, right ?



   

                   

I care about this baby

we're having



   

                   

Yeah



   

                   

I care about this baby

we're having



   

                   

And I realize that there are

certain financial advantages



   

                   

in having a job



   

                   

I'm aware of that

I am aware of that



   

                   

Think of the drawbacks of holding

onto a job that you hate



   

                   

Think of what

that could do to a man



   

                   

Think of what I could

and would become--



   

                   

short-tempered father



   

                   

I turn to drink



   

                   

I blame you



   

                   

Eventually,

I even take a lover



   

                   

And then one day, I just snap

Finally, just snap



   

                   

I buy a gun



   

                   

I'll lock myself into the house

with you and the kids



   

                   

Police surround us, begging me to be

reasonable, but--



   

                   

No

No, it's too late



   

                   

It's too late



   

                   

Another statistic

A news item



   

                   

A news item

in The News of the World



   

                   



   

                   



   

                   

Whoo !



   

                   

Yea !



   

                   



   

                   

Things can be

even more tricky for a male



   

                   

if his mate is well armed



   

                   

The female tarantula

has fearsome poison fangs



   

                   

Aren't you gonna

do something ?



   

                   

What do you

want me to do ?



   

                   

Doesn't it bother you ?



   

                   

Of course it bothers you, but you're

too pathetic to do anything about it



   

                   



   

                   



   

                   

Pathetic

Only now dare he reach

forward with his palps



   

                   



   

                   

What do you mean,

"pathetic"?



   

                   

Who's pathetic ?



   

                   

You're the one

who's fucking pathetic !



   

                   

Male spiders are by

no means always so skillful



   

                   

These few legs are all that remains of

a male nephila spider who failed



   

                   

But another male is on the same web

now preparing to chance his luck



   

                   

And his task is indeed formidable,

for his mate is gigantic--



   

                   

six inches across and several

hundred times his weight



   

                   

She's virtually blind, and

she relies on vibrations of her web

to tell her what's going on



   

                   

Hi

You all right ?



   

                   

Can't sleep

Why not ?

What's wrong ?



   

                   

Dunno

Just can't sleep



   

                   

Well, you shouldn't be reading

What is it ?



   

                   

A new game

Gonna ask Dad to buy it

for my birthday



   

                   

What's this

girl's name again ?



   

                   

Lara Croft

Do you like her, then ?



   

                   

She's all right

Yeah ?



   

                   



   

                   

Not very good, are you ?



   

                   

No Well, I've got

to practice, haven't I ?



   

                   

Get some rest

What are you doing tomorrow ?



   

                   

- Going to the football match

with my dad

- That'll be nice



   

                   

You'll need all the rest

you can get, then

Put your head down



   

                   

Give us a kiss, darling



   

                   

'Night



   

                   

See you in the morning

Yeah Do you want

this world left on ?



   

                   

Yeah

All right

Sleep tight, darling



   

                   

Good night

Night-night



   

                   

You



   

                   

Are my angel



   

                   

Oh

What ?



   

                   

Iron ?

There



   

                   

What are you doing ?

You should get out more



   

                   

Franklyn, I wish

you'd get a girlfriend

Thank you



   

                   

You know,

go out dancing



   

                   



   

                   

What time is it ?



   

                   

It's nearly half    :  



   

                   

Where have you been ?



   

                   

I had to work late

I'm sorry



   

                   

I should have rang you



   

                   

Hey

H'm



   

                   

You asleep ?

Mm-h'm



   

                   



   

                   

You're fucking great !



   

                   



   

                   



   

                   



   

                   



   

                   



   

                   

Oh, no

Don't put your shirt on, darling, no



   

                   

You want more ?



   

                   

You're a bad girl,

you know that ?



   

                   

You've done this

before, darling



   

                   

I've done it

I've done this before, yeah



   

                   

I need a drink

Do you want a drink ?



   

                   

Yeah I dunno

where it is



   

                   

Are you gonna dance for me now ?

I'm a good dancer



   

                   

Yeah, of course, you're a good dancer

Dance



   

                   

Don't leave



   

                   

Come and dance with me

Come and dance with me, then



   

                   



   

                   

You're fucking tickling me

You're terrible

Bad



   

                   

Do you like me hair ?



   

                   

Of course I like

your hair

Yeah, I did that



   

                   

You're a hairdresser

You should--



   

                   

H'm, a bit scruffy,

though, isn't it ?



   

                   

Why'd you

bring me here ?



   

                   

This is where I work



   

                   

I take it that's where you work,

unless you broke in



   

                   

I mean, most people have houses,

don't they ?



   

                   

They go to what is a bed,

rather than some--



   

                   

I've got a big bed



   

                   

Have you got a big bed ?

Why don't you show me your big bed ?



   

                   

No I've got

a little boy



   

                   

You've got

a little boy ?

Yeah



   

                   

How old's

your little boy ?



   

                   

He's fucking little,

isn't he ?



   

                   

He's fucking little

How little ?



   

                   

At primary school,

my little boy



   

                   

Yeah ?

Mm



   

                   

How old are you ?



   

                   

Twenty-nine

You're twenty-nine ?



   

                   



   

                   



   

                   



   

                   

Gimme a cup of coffee



   

                   

You spill

your coffee on me,

you die You die



   

                   



   

                   

Listen to him

It's been going on like that all night



   

                   

I haven't had any sleep



   

                   

I didn't hear anything



   

                   

That's 'cause

you don't wanna hear



   

                   



   

                   

It's been howling and barking

the whole fucking night



   

                   

I haven't had any sleep



   

                   

If Molly phones,

you're to tell me--



   

                   

I know Don't worry

You'll be the first to know



   

                   

I'll leave the shopping list

on the table



   

                   



   

                   

Hello

Sorry I can't answer

the phone at the moment,



   

                   

but if you'd like to leave a

message for Nadia,



   

                   

please speak

after the beep



   

                   

Thank you



   

                   



   

                   



   

                   

Dad

Here Hold them, would you ?



   

                   



   

                   

I like your hair



   

                   

Who does your hair ?

Your mum ?

Yeah



   

                   

It's lovely, isn't it ?

Yeah



   

                   

Mom, Dad's here

Yeah



   

                   

Hi, honey

Got your clean pants, Jack ?



   

                   

Yeah

Hurry up, then



   

                   

All right, Deb ?

Yeah



   

                   

Busy, busy

As usual



   

                   



   

                   

What are you

after, then ?



   

                   

That's not nice, is it ?

I'm not after nothing



   

                   

Come on, Dad

Don't forget your antibiotics, Jack



   

                   

Make sure he takes them

He's got a cold

Yeah, antibiotics



   

                   

Just a gift

You know what I mean ?



   

                   

I don't want them

They're horrible



   

                   

They're really nice

I like pink flowers



   

                   

Do you ?

Yeah



   

                   

What is it ?

Lend us some money



   

                   

No

Go on

Just a few bob



   

                   

Fuck off, Dan

I can't afford it

Just till Monday ?



   

                   

Bloody hell

Don't bring him back

later than  :   all right ?



   

                   

Yeah

We're going to the bonfire Remember ?



   

                   

Remember that

Give us a kiss

good-bye, then



   

                   

Good-bye, then

Fuck off



   

                   

It's from me



   

                   

Look after him, Dan

Yeah Bye



   

                   

Whatever you say,

darling



   

                   

Bye

See you later



   

                   



   

                   

Bloody mess



   

                   

Oh, we're going to

the match



   

                   

We're gonna have

a good time



   

                   

Remember that woman sat next to us

at the Wolves game ?

Yeah



   

                   

Come on, Palace !



   

                   

Yeah, yeah, yeah,

she was great, eh ?

Down the wing



   

                   

Close 'em down, Palace



   

                   

Hello, darling

Hiya



   

                   

Hi, Jackie

All right, Molly?



   

                   

Come for--

You're cold



   

                   

Yeah,

it's really cold



   

                   

Is that nice ?



   

                   

I'm smudging all your make-up, Molly

What ?



   

                   

I'm smudging your make-up

Oh, that's all right



   

                   

Eddie won't be able

to resist you tonight,

darling



   

                   

I might want him

to resist me



   

                   

Why ?

Oh, I don't feel sexy at all



   

                   

Just feel fat

and ugly



   

                   

When's the last time

you had sex, then ?



   

                   

Dunno

Couple of months



   

                   

Couple of months ?

For God's sake, Molly

Darling, I'm pregnant



   

                   

Did you feel sexy

when you were pregnant ?

Yeah, really sexy



   

                   

Did you ?

I loved it

I loved having big tits



   

                   

Did you do it right up till the end?

Yeah



   

                   

Felt really gorgeous

all the time



   

                   

Did you have weird dreams

when you were pregnant ?

No



   

                   

I've been having the weirdest dreams,

like nightmares almost



   

                   

Nightmares ?

Yeah, I had this really

weird one last night



   

                   

I was-- Well, I dreamt that I was

at home, and I went into labor



   

                   

And so, we're gonna go

to the hospital,



   

                   

but we didn't actually go to 

the hospital, we went to a theater



   

                   

Do you mean a stage ?

Yeah, like where they

do plays and things



   

                   

Yeah

I thought it was a bit

weird but all right



   

                   

And we went in onto the stage

and there was a bed on the stage,



   

                   

and the midwife

was there and everything



   

                   

Eddie was on the bed,

was he ?

Eddie-- I dunno



   

                   

I can't remember

if he was there then



   

                   

Was he naked ?

Shut up



   

                   

But I looked out

into the audience,



   

                   

and it was all my kids out there from

my class from last year, yeah



   

                   

It was--

It was weird, but--



   

                   

Anyway, and then I gave birth

to a fish, right on the stage



   

                   

Eh ?

I know

Isn't that weird ?



   

                   

Everybody in the dream

thought it was really strange



   

                   

It's fucking weird,

Molly

But I still loved it



   

                   

Jackie ?

What's that, mate ?



   

                   

Molly said she had sex

with a fish last night



   

                   

That is not

what I said



   

                   

Jackie, Jackie, that's not what I said

She's lying



   

                   

No, I had a dream that

I gave birth to a fish



   

                   

Well, that ain't normal, is it ?

I know, it's weird



   

                   

It's not normal at all

It's fucking weird



   

                   

It's gotta mean something,

though, isn't it ?

Yeah



   

                   

It means she's a horny bugger

Shut up



   

                   

Talked to Nadia lately ?



   

                   

Yeah She was asking about you Yeah

Was she ?



   

                   

I think she's jealous of me

Jealous of what, Molly ?



   

                   

I dunno, the baby

Not everyone wants to have kids



   

                   

I know that, but I mean

I think she--



   

                   

Sit still

I'm not moving



   

                   

Seven and eight, seventy-eight



   

                   

Nine- 

Blind ninety



   

                   

Five and seven

Fifty-seven



   

                   

Eight and four

Eighty-four



   

                   

Five- 

Blind fifty



   

                   

Four- 

Blind forty

Bingo!



   

                   

On   

up at the back there



   

                   

All right, let's go straight

to our next--



   

                   



   

                   

Full house



   

                   

The next number is eight- 

Blind eighty



   

                   

Two and four

Twenty-four



   

                   

Four and six

Forty-six



   

                   

Eight and five

Eighty-five



   

                   

Two and one

Twenty-one



   

                   

One- 

Number ten



   

                   

Three and one

Thirty-one



   

                   

One and two

Twelve



   

                   



   

                   

Go on !



   

                   

Play it

Go on, Lombardo !



   

                   



   

                   

There, you're lovely

Stop touching it, Molly



   

                   

All right,

that's enough ! God



   

                   

Oh, it's so pretty

Do you like it,Jackie ?



   

                   

It looks really nice, yeah

Yeah



   

                   

Yeah ?

Do you like

the back, darling ?



   

                   

Yeah, it's different

Do you like it, Kay ?



   

                   

Yeah,

it's really lovely

Yeah



   

                   

Be easier to manage for you, love

Eddie will like it



   

                   

It's a bit tight

I thought it was gonna be a bigger--



   

                   

No, it'll drop

Will it ?



   

                   

Drop in a couple days

Could I use your phone ?



   

                   

Yeah I'll get that stuff from

Mandy for you

Great



   

                   

Got some stuff

to show you, Jackie



   

                   

Oh, let's have a look

Baby clothes



   

                   

Mandy brought it in

for Molly



   

                   

Some of it's all right

Some of it's a bit funny looking



   

                   

What do you think

of this one ?



   

                   

Sweet, isn't it ?

Ultimate Kitchens

Good afternoon



   

                   

Hi Can I speak to Eddie, please ?

Eddie ?



   

                   

Eddie doesn't

work here any more



   

                   

Can I put you through

to someone else ?

What ?



   

                   

Can I put you through

to someone else ?

Eddie's not here any more



   

                   

There's a lovely little

pink thing in here as well



   

                   

That's all right

No, he's no longer working here,



   

                   

but I can put you through

to somebody else to help you



   

                   

I can't afford

to buy new all the time



   

                   

No, no, it's all right

Thanks Bye



   

                   

Bye

It's a cow, stupid



   

                   

- Oh, is it ?

- Yeah

Something wrong, Molly ?



   

                   

No

No, it's all right



   

                   

Should get a taxi,

though

No, it's all right



   

                   

Don't wanna spoil

your hairstyle



   

                   

Put your scarf on

Keep warm



   

                   

It's lovely

Eddie will love it

Yeah



   

                   

Don't forget

your stuff now



   

                   

Take care, Jackie

And you, love



   

                   

Thank you

See you later

Good night



   

                   

Give us a call

Bye, darling

Bye



   

                   

I don't think

she likes it, Jackie

Oh, it's all right



   

                   

No, her face

is tripping her



   

                   

She ain't been herself,

though, has she ?



   

                   

Well, she's a miserable cow

sometimes

She ain't



   

                   

She is You don't

know her like me



   

                   



   

                   



   

                   

Hey, you look like

that man from the--



   

                   

Why you stare ?

You look like the man

from the job center



   

                   

You better run, 'cause

I'm strong like a lion!



   

                   

Hi, Donna

Oh, hello



   

                   

Um,



   

                   

I've locked myself out,

and Eileen's not back home yet,



   

                   

so I'm stuck rather



   

                   

Well, do you wanna come in ?

Yes, please



   

                   



   

                   



   

                   

Where's my burger ?

They ran out



   

                   

Eh ? What ?



   

                   

We'll get off now, eh ?

Can't we stay

till the end ?



   

                   



   

                   



   

                   

Thank you



   

                   

Come on



   

                   

Come on, kids,

upstairs



   

                   

Well, here's to you



   

                   

Mmm Touch more

rum, I think

Mmm



   

                   

Tastes all right to me



   

                   



   

                   



   

                   

You are just fucking

kidding me, you



   

                   



   

                   

Who the fucking hell do you

think you are, knobhead?



   

                   

What's your fucking problem, son ?

I'm sorry, mate



   

                   

Fucking-- What ?



   

                   

You cheeky fucking hippie

I--



   

                   

Fucking let you out,

haven't I ? Move it !



   

                   



   

                   

You fucking nugget !



   

                   

Well, go on, then

Edge out Edge out, lad



   

                   

Why can't you support someone

useful, like, um, Arsenal ?



   

                   

Well, you support

Crystal Palace as well

Or Tottenham



   

                   

I only support Palace

'cause you do, son

I never did as a kid, did I ?



   

                   

Can we get a McDonald's ?



   

                   

We'll get you something to eat, yeah,

don't worry about it



   

                   

If we pass a McDonald's,

I'll get you a McDonald's

All right



   

                   

And if we don't,

I'll get you something else

Like ?



   

                   

Like something else

Like a pizza or a burger

or something



   

                   

I dunno Whatever

Whatever we see



   

                   

Amazingly straightforward

for the team in second place



   

                   

Watford never looked like

recovering from an early charge



   

                   

in which Stuart McCall

scored from    yards



   

                   

And it was only

after Lee Mills



   

                   

So, what do you want ?

Burger and chips



   

                   

Burger and chips

Coming in ?

No



   

                   

Come on,Jack

Cheer up, eh ?



   

                   

Yes, please



   

                   



   

                   

Bye, Agnes

Bye



   

                   

See you, Ruby

See you tomorrow

Bye



   

                   

Yeah, see you tomorrow

Yeah



   

                   

Tell me why



   

                   

Why would you

waste your time



   

                   

Coming around here



   

                   

After you let me down

Go on



   

                   

Who, me ?

What, dancing ?

Yes



   

                   

Listen,

I'm no dancer



   

                   

Why would you

go out that way



   

                   

Leaving all of your



   

                   

Love letters

on the wall



   

                   



   

                   

Leaving

was all your call

Come on



   

                   

Well

Loving was through



   

                   

You just had to



   

                   

Write love letters

on the wall



   

                   

Why are you here tonight

causing a scene



   

                   

I got a brand new life

Someone loves me



   

                   

Spreading your rumors

around



   

                   

But all your lies

did not work out

Did not work out



   

                   

However what goes around

comes around



   

                   

And your turn will come



   

                   

With all your love letters

on the wall



   

                   

Yeah

Leaving was all your call



   

                   

Yes, it was

Loving was through



   

                   

Oh, go, Bill, go

But you just had to



   

                   

Love letters

on the wall



   

                   



   

                   

Listen, Donna

I should go, really



   

                   

I should, uh--

Eileen must be back by now,



   

                   

so I should go

Okay



   

                   

You come back around



   

                   

Back around



   

                   



   

                   

Hey, Eileen Oi !



   

                   

I got locked out



   

                   

I was locked out



   

                   

I come back from the shop,.

I couldn't get back in



   

                   

Didn't have the keys

See ?



   

                   

Anyway,

here's your shopping



   

                   



   

                   



   

                   



   

                   

Will you shut

that bloody dog up ?



   

                   

Yeah Okay Okay



   

                   



   

                   

I know this is

bad timing, Molly



   

                   

I mean, it's never

gonna be a good time,

is it ?



   

                   

You know, you're always going on

about what a great cook I am



   

                   

I know this may not seem like 

the best time to embark on a new career



   

                   

I mean, I know--

Shit



   

                   

Hey



   

                   

You look great



   

                   

Molly?



   

                   

So how was work ?



   

                   

I was-- I was

going to tell you



   

                   

I didn't want you to worry

Mm



   

                   

Molly, come on

I'm sorry



   

                   

I just didn't want to--



   

                   

You know what

I'm gonna do ?

I'm gonna, uh,



   

                   

I'm gonna-- I'm gonna

get some shopping in,

okay?



   

                   

I'm gonna cook us

a great meal



   

                   

We're gonna talk



   

                   

And we can talk



   

                   

Moll?



   

                   

You look--

You look great



   

                   



   

                   

Thank you very much Hello, thank you

and welcome to Who's Sorry Now,



   

                   

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where we give two twosomes



   

                   

the opportunity to air their

grievances and settle old scores



   

                   

Got you a video, Jack



   

                   

Thanks

Have you seen it ?



   

                   

Yeah It's funny



   

                   

Yeah ?



   

                   

I'm just gonna nip out for a while

All right



   

                   

Won't be long

See you later

Yeah Bye



   

                   

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audience will vote to decide



   

                   

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And the loser will have to take

their chance on our wheel of shame



   

                   

Ohh !



   

                   



   

                   

Oh, yes



   

                   

Hiya



   

                   

Is your name Nadia ?

Oh, please



   

                   

- Hi I'm Dan

- You bastard,

you put on a voice



   

                   

No, I didn't

Yes, you did



   

                   

No, it's the phone

It's one of those--



   

                   

It's not the bloody phone

It's you

It's an anon-- anomaly



   

                   



   

                   

This is great

What a night we're gonna have



   

                   

I'm not gonna spend

the night with you

Why not ?



   

                   

You know why not

- How are ya ?



   

                   

I'm all right, actually

I'm fine How are you ?



   

                   

I'm all right

What are you up to ?



   

                   

Well, you're

looking splendid

I do, don't I ?



   

                   

Where'd you get that ?

The ring ?



   

                   

No, no, the suit

The suit ?



   

                   

Yeah

The suit shop



   

                   

Suits "R" Us

I got it from



   

                   



   

                   

How long have you

been in this game ?



   

                   

It's not a game

You know,

the Lonely Hearts thing



   

                   

I haven't been doing it

very long at all



   

                   

I bet you've been

doing it for years



   

                   

First time

As I said on the phone,

this is my first time



   

                   

I don't believe you



   

                   

You-- You never

trusted me, did you ?



   

                   

Anyway, what's this thing

about estate management ?



   

                   

Well, you know,

I used to have

an estate--



   

                   

a Vauxhall estate

Oh, stop it



   

                   

And you said

you had a BMW

I have got a BMW



   

                   

No, you haven't No

I have got a BMW

I have I have



   

                   

What happened to, um,



   

                   

um,



   

                   

Lawrence ?

You know

it wasn't Lawrence



   

                   

What was his name ?

It was Ryan



   

                   

Ryan

What happened to Ryan ?

Mind your own business



   

                   

I'm only asking

Jesus, it's not

an odd question to ask



   

                   

I haven't seen you for ages

What happened to him ?



   

                   

Why do you always try

and be funny ?



   

                   

It's better than trying

not to be funny, isn't it ?



   

                   

Don't be putting your coat on

That's not polite, is it ?

I'm not staying



   

                   

Why ? Why ?

You know why

This is ridiculous



   

                   

I can't have a drink with you

Why not ?



   

                   

We're just old friends

having a drink together

We're not old friends



   

                   

Revise that statement

Okay, I'm old,

and you're not



   

                   

Why are you leaving ?

I've got somewhere else

to go now



   

                   

Somewhere else to go ?

You meeting someone else ?



   

                   

You're double-dating me

Ah, that's not nice,

is it ?



   

                   

Oh, don't leave

Come on

You're incredible



   

                   

It's only early

Don't leave

You really are incredible



   

                   

I couldn't believe it

I'll tell Debbie



   

                   

You will not

If you tell Debbie,

I'll wring your bloody neck



   

                   

Okay At least

there'll be physical contact



   

                   



   

                   



   

                   



   

                   



   

                   



   

                   



   

                   



   

                   



   

                   



   

                   



   

                   



   

                   



   

                   



   

                   

Was that enough done for you ?

Yeah It was really nice



   

                   

Did you like it ?

Yeah It was great



   

                   

It's the only thing I make, so--

Well, I'm glad you made it

for me It was great



   

                   

Great Phew

Yeah



   

                   

Neighbors are quite noisy,

aren't they ?



   

                   

Do they do tap dancing

or something ?



   

                   



   

                   



   

                   



   

                   

I can't stand you



   

                   



   

                   

With lots of--

It was a sort of nightclub party

for my sister's birthday



   

                   

Mm-hmm

And we just got chatting away, really



   

                   

I mean, I've known him

for years, but something

sort of happened, and--



   

                   

Had you fancied him before--



   

                   

- When you've a chance,

pint here, please



   

                   

All right

Elaine,

I know your name



   

                   

I bet you say that to all the girls

It drives me insane, Elaine



   

                   

Oh, can you make me tame, Elaine ?

What time are you finishing ?



   

                   

Not till after  ..  

After   :   ?

I'll be here after   :  



   

                   

Will ya ? I'll have to

sit that side of the bar

Yeah



   

                   

- Five past   :   I'll be here



   

                   

And then she sings to him

that old little love song



   

                   

It's the song she learned

Is that it, Dan ?



   

                   

Is that it, Dan ?

Anything else ?



   

                   

Eh--



   

                   

Where are you going now ?

Where are you taking me ?



   

                   

I don't know

Somewhere nice

Yeah Wherever



   

                   

Oh, let us go

to the banks of the ocean



   

                   



   

                   

On the boat

I used to be a man



   

                   

Now, dear Margaret



   

                   

You know, you never told me

where you're from

Dublin



   

                   

It beats London

I'm not a fan of London at all



   

                   

Do you think you'll

go back there to live ?



   

                   

Dublin ?

Yeah



   

                   

Eh Yeah, maybe



   

                   

I don't know



   

                   

I haven't

made up me mind, really



   

                   

I'm not great

at makin' plans, ya know?



   

                   



   

                   

Yeah

I should go, really, 'cause

I'm working tomorrow



   

                   

Oh Right



   

                   

Yeah I should go



   

                   

That's it



   

                   



   

                   

Will you be all right, or do you

want me to call you a cab ?

Um--



   

                   

Um, well, I'll get a bus



   

                   

Okay



   

                   

Can I ring you, Tim ?

Yeah Sure



   

                   

Okay



   

                   

Skirt



   

                   

All right

Take care

Yeah



   

                   

Bye-bye

I'll see ya, yeah ?



   

                   

Okay



   

                   



   

                   



   

                   

Would you like a cigarette ?

Sorry ?



   

                   

Here

Have a cigarette

Sorry



   

                   

You don't want a cigarette ?

Are you enjoying that beer ?



   

                   

What ?

You didn't even open it Here



   

                   

It's all right No



   

                   



   

                   



   

                   



   

                   



   

                   



   

                   



   

                   



   

                   

Oh, shit



   

                   

Fuck



   

                   



   

                   

Hello ?

Debbie ? It's me



   

                   

Fuck's sake, Molly,

what is it ?



   

                   

Eddie's gone

What do you mean ?



   

                   

Eddie We had a fight

He's not come home

Oh, Molly--



   

                   

All right, darling

I don't know what to do



   

                   

Listen, Molly, listen

I'm meetin' Nad at    :   caf



   

                   

Yeah ?

You wanna come for coffee, yeah ?



   

                   

Um, yeah



   

                   

Yeah All right

I gotta go, Molly



   

                   

Bye

All right Bye



   

                   

For fuck's sake



   

                   

Ohh Poor darling



   

                   



   

                   



   

                   



   

                   



   

                   



   

                   



   

                   



   

                   



   

                   

Excuse me



   

                   

Hi Hi



   

                   



   

                   

Let's listen to the prophets

that God rises up,



   

                   

as we are shown

through their messages



   

                   

our sins, our shortcomings



   

                   

And so we thank God for not

leaving us in our slumber,



   

                   

but awakening us, awakening us

to our true condition



   

                   

And yet, the messages

of the prophets



   

                   

are not all doom and gloom



   

                   

I wanna take you home



   

                   

-  I wanna be with you

-  You might be my girlfriend



   

                   



   

                   



   

                   

Franklyn, aren't you

out of there yet ?



   

                   



   

                   

Franklyn--

Get out !



   

                   



   

                   

You might be my girlfriend



   

                   

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

yeah, yeah, yeah



   

                   

- You can't get it

- Franklyn!



   

                   

Do I come into your room ? No

What are you doing in mine ?

Can you leave ?



   

                   

Bye-bye Bye-bye



   

                   

What's wrong with you, huh ?

Nothing



   

                   

You want to know what I think ?

No, but you're gonna tell me anyway



   

                   

I think it's wrong for you to bottle up

things the way that you do



   

                   

Well, I wish

I could be just like you



   

                   

You are so secretive, Franklyn, It's like

having a stranger living in my house



   

                   

- Total stranger

- Okay Fine



   

                   

- Get out !



   

                   

Can you leave those, plea--

Can you lea--



   

                   



   

                   

I don't wanna know the details

of your bloody laundry



   

                   

My head's spinning

Is it ?



   

                   

Yeah

You taking anything ?



   

                   

No



   

                   

It's disgusting,

that cigarette smoke



   

                   

Sorry, Molly

Can't help it



   

                   

You sometimes smoke

What are you talkin' about ?

You're a party smoker



   

                   

Have you told her yet, Molly ?

What ?



   

                   

Eddie's left her

What ?

Shut up



   

                   

Eddie's left her

She doesn't care



   

                   

She does care

She doesn't care



   

                   

Are you being serious ?

She phoned me at  :  

this morning to tell me



   

                   

Is this true ?

Yeah, it's true



   

                   

- What happened ?

- He quit his job He didn't

tell me He lied to me



   

                   

I came home

I confronted him about it

He fucked off



   

                   

Has he called yet ?

No He hasn't called



   

                   

Fuck's sake What

are you laughing at ?



   

                   

What is so funny ?

I'm sorry



   

                   

What is so funny?

It's funny to you, is it ?

Molly--



   

                   

Probably just fed up,

Molly

Fed up with what ?



   

                   

I dunno

Probably just worried

about the baby



   

                   

She always takes the man's side

She always does

No, no



   

                   

She's not-- She's not--

Don't try and defend her

You don't know either



   

                   

- Bloody hell

- You don't know

what it's like



   

                   

It's not fucking funny

I know I'm sorry

I'm really sorry



   

                   

Nadia ?

- I feel sick



   

                   

Oh, Molly

Fuck's sake



   

                   

Oh, Molly, don't cry



   

                   

Fuck's sake What's wrong

with this bloody family?



   

                   

What are you crying for,

Molly?



   

                   

It's not that bad,

darlin'



   

                   

Do you want a tissue ?



   

                   

I don't know

if I've got one



   

                   

Look at your hair, Molly

What a mess !



   

                   

Oh, shit Rain



   

                   

Debbie ? I--

Yeah ?



   

                   

Eh ? What is it ?

What ?

I feel really weird



   

                   

- I feel--

- Oh, my God



   

                   



   

                   



   

                   

You're having a baby,

darling Hold on, right ?



   

                   

Oh, God

It's all right I'll go

get a taxi for you, right ?



   

                   

Shit



   

                   

Bloody hell

Come on, taxi



   

                   

Shit



   

                   

Fucking hell She's all right

She's having a baby

I just gotta get a taxi



   

                   



   

                   



   

                   

Get dressed, Darren We gotta

get out of the room by  ..  



   

                   

This is the control room of VR  ,



   

                   

the world's first ride combining

head-mounted display virtual reality--



   

                   

Can I speak to your dad for a minute ?

Huh ?



   

                   

He's just gone down to 

the fish and chip shop

All right



   

                   

Listen I'm at the hospital

Molly's having a baby

Oh, is she ?



   

                   

Yeah So I don't think we'll make

bonfire tonight, darling



   

                   

Oh

Can't help it, Jack



   

                   

You might have to stay there

with your dad, all right ?

Yeah



   

                   



   

                   

I was-- I was

just wondering

what you're doing



   

                   

Well, you know,

I mean, later



   

                   

Uh, if you haven't got any plans,

you could come over maybe



   

                   

Um, yeah That'd be great



   

                   

Yeah ?

Uh-huh



   

                   

Right Um, well,

I'll see you around  :  

yeah ?



   

                   

Okay Yeah Great

You've got the address ?



   

                   

Yeah

Great Then,

I'll see you later



   

                   

All right Bye



   

                   

She's in the middle

of a contraction now



   

                   

Thank you



   

                   

Aw Okay Okay, Molly

Come on



   

                   

You're doing really good

Look at me Look at me, Molly



    

                   

In through your nose

and out through your mouth

Oh, my God



    

                   

Slowly That's it

That's it That's it

Debbie, I can't do this



    

                   

You're doing fine

You're doing fine

You're right



    

                   

That's beautiful

Well done Well done

Clever girl



    

                   

'Course it hurts

a little, Molly

That's lovely



    

                   



    

                   



    

                   



    

                   



    

                   



    

                   



    

                   



    

                   



    

                   



    

                   



    

                   



    

                   



    

                   



    

                   

Debbie ?



    

                   

This is the Royal Pavilion, one of

the elite hotels on the island--



    

                   

You have to wonder, why oil?



    

                   

with any of the great cities

of Europe,



    

                   

and it didn't get where it is today

by thinking small



    

                   



    

                   

Hiya, Nad

What are you doing here ?



    

                   

Uh, you haven't seen our Jack, have you ?

No Why ?



    

                   

Uh, I just been 'round

to your Debbie's, and there

was no one in there,



    

                   

so I thought he might

have come 'round here



    

                   

It says "welcome"

Can I come in ?



    

                   

Yeah



    

                   

How are ya ?

I'm all right

What's going on ?



    

                   

Nothin' I was just

lookin' forJack I was

meant to drive him back



    

                   

to Debbie's today,

and, um, when I woke up,

he wasn't there



    

                   

What ? So you haven't

seen him today at all ?



    

                   

Both of us were asleep--

You haven't seen him

since last night ?



    

                   

No, but he was there,

you know what I mean ?

Oh, bloody hell



    

                   

Anyway, how are ya ?

Did you have a good time

last night ?



    

                   

Nad, it's no big deal, you know

what I mean ? I don't know why

you're getting so annoyed



    

                   

All's I need to know is

what park the bonfire thingy

is in



    

                   



    

                   



    

                   



    

                   



    

                   



    

                   



    

                   



    

                   

Help !

Shut up!



    

                   

Help! Help!



    

                   

Shut up!



    

                   

Get off! Get off!



    

                   



    

                   



    

                   



    

                   



    

                   



    

                   



    

                   



    

                   



    

                   

Shit



    

                   

So what's next, then, Nad ?

I'm gonna ring the police



    

                   

Fuckin' genius idea



    

                   

What's wrong with that ? Have

you got a better suggestion,

then ?



    

                   

It's all right, Molly

All right



    

                   

Debbie Phillips ?

Telephone call



    

                   

That'll be Eddie, darling



    

                   

I told you he'd come



    

                   

It's her first baby

Oh, she'll be fine



    

                   

It's just there

All right Thanks,

darling Hello ?



    

                   

Hello, Mum ?

Hello, Jack

What you phoning for ?



    

                   

I'm at the police station

What ? What the fuck

you doing there ?



    

                   

I got mugged

Oh, fuck's sake, Jack !



    

                   

- I can't bloody believe this

Where's your dad ?

- I dunno



    

                   

- I can't bloody believe this

Where's your dad ?

- I dunno



    

                   

I think he's at the pub

Bloody hell



    

                   

Listen, Jack

Don't bloody move

Just stay there, right ?



    

                   

Yeah Okay

Mummy's coming, darling



    

                   

Okay Um, Giles ?



    

                   

Yeah ?

Can I meet you in resus ?

Can we go to resus, lad ?



    

                   

His name's Eddie

Eddie ? Hello, Eddie



    

                   

There's quite a lot of damage

to the motorcycle as well



    

                   

Just gonna

cut your trousers



    

                   

He should phone home

His girlfriend's pregnant

Could you just hold--



    

                   

Breath

Hold the breath



    

                   

Push down on your bottom,

like you're on the loo



    

                   

Come on, sweetheart That's it

Well done Keep it coming



    

                   



    

                   



    

                   



    

                   

Right Will you tell her we're on our way?

Thanks Bye



    

                   

Bye-bye



    

                   

What's going on ?

Molly's started,

and she's on her own



    

                   

Where's Eddie ?

It's Eddie

I don't know



    

                   

Eh ?

He's useless

I never liked him



    

                   

That's right That's right

You never liked anyone,

did you ?



    

                   

Always carping, eh ?

Always finding fault



    

                   

It's never your fault,

is it ?



    

                   

That's why Darren left



    

                   

'Cause he couldn't

stand living with you,

that's why he left



    

                   



    

                   



    

                   



    

                   



    

                   

Come on



    

                   

Now boarding on Platform seven,



    

                   

the Virgin train service to Manchester

Piccadilly, calling at Stoke-on-Trent--



    

                   

I'm just gonna make a phone call,

all right ?

Yeah ?



    

                   

Yeah

One second

I'll sit down

We've got reserved seats



    

                   



    

                   



    

                   

Bill and Eileen can't

answer your call right now,



    

                   

but if you would like to

leave a message, we'll get back

to you as soon as we can



    

                   

Please speak

after the beep



    

                   

Hi It's Darren

Uh, just to say hi, I'm fine



    

                   

Bye



    

                   

He's there



    

                   

All right,Jack ?



    

                   

Hello ? Can I help ?

I'm his father



    

                   

Yeah Would you like

to come over here, please ?

Just talkin' to him In a sec



    

                   

Okay, darling ?

Woman just said

you got mugged, eh ?



    

                   

What happened?

What did they do to you ?



    

                   

I was watching the fireworks,

and they came up to me

and took my wallet and bag



    

                   

Where's your mum ?

She's coming



    

                   

Jack, don't be crying

You've managed to get hold

of her, have you ?



    

                   

Where is she ?

At the hospital



    

                   

Did these lads hurt you ?

With Molly



    

                   

So Molly's having her baby ?

Brilliant



    

                   

That's something, eh ?

You're gonna have a cousin,

eh ?



    

                   

Where the fuck

have you been, eh ?

Come on, darlin'



    

                   

Let's take you home Eh ?

Is it Mrs Phillips ?



    

                   

Yeah

Yeah

Can I have a word?



    

                   

I'm his mum

Has Jack ever run away before ?



    

                   

No He's supposed to be

looking after him, isn't he ?



    

                   

Mrs Phillips, I'm just

asking you a question

I was at hospital



    

                   

It's not our concern

He was on his own

You all right, darling ?



    

                   

If he ends up here again,

we'll be onto the Social

Can I take him home, yeah ?



    

                   

Yes, please And make sure

you look after him now

Yes, I will Come on



    

                   

Coming, Nadia ?

Shit



    

                   

Debbie, I'll give you

a lift home, yeah ?

Just fuck off, Dan, eh ?



    

                   

Debbie, I'll

give youse a lift



    

                   

No Fuck off!

What are you shoutin'

at me for ?



    

                   

- Will you fucking grow up ?

- You don't even know what

fucking well happened !



    

                   

- You don't deserve to have

a kid, Dan! Fucking prick!

- Oh, behave!



    

                   

Listen to someone

for once !



    

                   

Keep it coming,

darling Keep it coming



    

                   

Little push

Okay Okay



    

                   

Little push Little push

Little push



    

                   

Okay Big breath, Molly

Big breath



    

                   

Come on Come on, Molly

No, no, no !



    

                   

Don't waste the pushes

Come on Don't waste the pushes



    

                   

Okay

Okay ? Okay ?



    

                   

Okay? You've

got a contraction



    

                   

Push Push

Keep it coming



    

                   

Give me a push

Give me a push



    

                   

Big push Big push

down in your bottom



    

                   

Just breathe

Just breathe



    

                   

Long push in your bottom,

in your bottom That's it, Work with me



    

                   

That's it That's it

That's it Come out, darling



    

                   

Well done



    

                   

Oh, God Oh, God

Oh--

Well done, darling



    

                   

Okay Okay

Okay Okay Okay



    

                   

It's a girl

It's a girl, Molly, yeah ?



    

                   

Molly, what I'd like for you

to do now is just to turn over



    

                   

so we can deliver the afterbirth,

yeah ?



    

                   

Come on, darling

Come on



    

                   

Turn over for me

Turn over Be careful



    

                   

Just lift your leg, yeah ?



    

                   

Take your time

Take your time Be careful



    

                   

That's it That's it

Lovely



    

                   



    

                   

Oh, God



    

                   

Oh, sh, sh,

sh, sh



    

                   

Oh, sweetie, oh



    

                   



    

                   

Hello Hello

Hello



    

                   

Oh Sh



    

                   

Molly?



    

                   

Molly It's Eddie

Pick up the phone



    

                   

Molly, if you're there,

will you pick up the phone ?



    

                   

I'm sorry, okay ?

Just pick up the phone



    

                   



    

                   

Hello ?



    

                   



    

                   

Hello, love

Molly ?



    

                   

Hi, Mum

Oh, hi



    

                   

How are you, darling ?



    

                   

You all right, love ?

Uh-huh



    

                   

Clever girl



    

                   

Oh, she's--

She looks a bit cold

Let's give Mummy a cuddle



    

                   

Hello

There you go, Molly



    

                   

Oh, hello Oh

There you go

There's a little girl



    

                   

- Just keep her nicely wrapped up

- What you gonna call her ?



    

                   

Alice



    

                   

Hello, Alice

Alice



    

                   



    

                   

That's her there

Molly ! Molly !



    

                   

God



    

                   

Ohh

Can you just--

What happened?



    

                   

I-- I had a bit

of an accident



    

                   

- Can you just leave us

for a couple of minutes ?

- Shall I take Alice ?



    

                   

No It's all right

Don't be too long

It's very drafty



    

                   

- Mum, it's fine

- You sure ?



    

                   

Yeah, I am sure

Thank you

All right

Show us where things are, then ?



    

                   

Yeah

Give us a shout, Molly



    

                   

All right

I'll come and get you

I shan't be far away



    

                   

Where the fuck have you been ?



    

                   

I don't know

what happened, Moll

I just-- I--



    

                   

I just panicked



    

                   

I just freaked out



    

                   

Is she okay ?



    

                   

She's perfect



    

                   

Aren't you ?

Yes, you are, darling



    

                   

What about you ?

Are you all right ?



    

                   

Yeah I'm all right



    

                   



    

                   



    

                   

Molly, can I have--

have a look at her ?



    

                   

She's sleeping

Come on I just want to see her face



    

                   

Can you see her ?



    

                   



    

                   

Alice



    

                   

Like in Wonderland



    

                   



    

                   

All right, darling ?



    

                   

You had me fucking worried

for a minute, Jack



    

                   

Eh ? Come here, darling



    

                   

Feel a little sick, do you ?

Bet you do

Mm-h'm



    

                   

Your dad's a fucking idiot,

isn't he ?



    

                   

He loves you really,

darling Just stupid

sometimes



    

                   

You know ?



    

                   

You have one message

Message one



    

                   



    

                   

It's Darren

Uh, just to say hi, I'm fine



    

                   

Bye



    

                   



    

                   

End of message

You have one message



    

                   

Message one



    

                   

It's Darren

Uh, just to say hi, I'm fine



    

                   



    

                   

Bye



    

                   



    

                   



    

                   



    

                   

Yeah Toast

Toast with cheese on top

Your favorite



    

                   

Eh ?

Yeah



    

                   



    

                   

Dad !



    

                   

Hello

Hello, love



    

                   

Hello



    

                   

Nice to see you,

eh ?

And you

Are you all right ?



    

                   

Yeah Of course

I'm all right

Good



    

                   

Um, did you hear about--



    

                   

Baby girl, yeah



    

                   

Yeah Yeah Makes me

a bloody grandfather again



    

                   



    

                   

- Um, Darren called

- Did he ?



    

                   

Well, he didn't speak much

He just left a message

on the machine,



    

                   

but he seemed happy enough



    

                   

Good

Yeah



    

                   

I've just given your mum

a lift to the hospital



    

                   



    

                   

Anyway--

Bill ? Bill, uh,



    

                   

I thought

that might help



    

                   

Yeah Thanks Very good

There's a page here--

I marked the page



    

                   



    

                   

It's brilliant, yeah

Yeah



    

                   

Hello

Hi



    

                   

- You two know each other ?

- Yeah

- No



    

                   

Well, make your minds up



    

                   

Listen, I just popped by to say hello

Better get off to work



    

                   

All right, then

I'll see you soon, Dad



    

                   

Yeah I have to, uh--

Sure

See ya



    

                   

Look in again



    

                   

When your mum's in next time, eh ?

She's dyin'to see ya



    

                   

All right



    

                   

How are you ?

Not too bad



    

                   



    

                   

How's work ?

Greasy



    

                   

Greasy ? Yeah ?

I like your hair



    

                   

Oh, thanks

Oh, be careful













  

 
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