For those of you with short attention spans, I present to you: The Lord Of The Rings, the slightly condensed version of the trilogy. And by slightly condensed, I mean majorly condensed...we're talkin' less than three minutes. So, if you're one of the unenlightened souls who has not yet partaken in the whole Rings thing, you can get the lowdown in less than time than it takes to heat a Steak Fajita Hot Pocket.
Obviously, I'm not trying to re-invent the movie blog wheel here. I'm just never lacking in opinions about movies, pop culture, news, and other assorted hoohah. And my mailman has put a restraining order on me, so here's my place to vent.