My apologies in advance to Sara Goldfarb and her coif.
Ummm...Lindsay? Lindsay Lohan?
Can I ask you a quick question?
No, it's not about your boobs. Honest.
Yes, I've seen your Vanity Fair picture. Lovely.
Okay, sure, you're prettier than the Olsen Twins, too. No need to be snippy.
I have no idea who Michelle Trachtenberg is. I'll take your word on it.
Yes, yes, Duff too. Can I ask my freakin' question already?
If this is tan, then what's orange?
Related tune: Fake Plastic Trees by Radiohead (mp3 via despreciables.com)
posted by drew on 5/10/2004
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