Psst! Wanna free Fahrenheit 9/11 poster?
All you have to do is buy 3 of my Amway products, and it's yours, baby!
I kid, I kid.
I've got one brand spanking new Fahrenheit 9/11 movie poster (13"x20") and I figured somebody who comes around these parts would probably want one. So one random person is going to snag it, I won't make you jump through any hoops or any other sadistic tricks. Drew don't play those games. Drew also don't use subject/verb agreement correctly.
If you're a Fahrenheit 9/11 or Michael Moore fan, you can build a shrine around it, light some candles, and worship the almighty poster every day for the rest of your existence. Or, if you loathe Mr. Moore, you can always use it as a dartboard or maybe use it to build a little bonfire whilst cursing his name. Either way, it's a guarantee of joy no matter which side of the fence you're on. Unless you couldn't really care less. In which case, you still might as well enter and then give it to somebody who feels strongly about it, you apathetic bastard.
Just shoot me an e-mail at firstname.lastname@example.org with "Fahrenheit 9/11" in the subject line any time between now and August 8th, and using my amazing power of random selection (one potato, two potato...), I shall pick one superlucky entry as the winner. That's all it takes. You can enter as many times as you like, since I've got Gmail and you won't overfloweth my box. And don't worry, when the contest ends, I will individually wrap each entry in bathroom tissue and dispose of it in a proper, sanitary manner. No spameroo from Drew.
Related tune: The Winner Takes It All by Abba (mp3 via bards.pp.ru)
posted by drew on 7/08/2004
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