Weekend Movie Haiku

Here's my thoughts on the movies coming out this weekend expressed in haiku form. I used to do movie haiku all the time, so I figured it was time for the whole phoenix from the ashes thing. And I use lower case for everything, because I bust my haiku all ee cummings-style, yo. That sound you hear is e.e. cummings turning over in his grave. Violently.


seymour hoffman shines
as the writer whose voice sounds
just like droopy dog

greatest game ever played

golfing gagfest shows
shia vs. holes, part deux
i'll rent caddyshack

into the blue

jessie alba dons
bikini for two hours
guaranteed 10 mill

prize winner of defiance, ohio

julianne moore plays
50's housewife (gasp!) who pens
annoying jingles


firefly returns
cuz millions of geeks chanted
serenity now

posted by drew on 9/30/2005

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