Movie Haikus Proven To Lower Blood Pressure by 13%!

I know it's now the tail end of the weekend, but at long last I've got what you've been waiting for. No, not the results of last night's Powerball's my thoughts on the new movies coming out this weekend expressed in haiku form. Remember, I use lower case for everything, because I bust my haiku all ee cummings-style, yo.

That sound you hear is e.e. cummings turning over in his grave. Vehemently.

date movie

pity hannigan
she never should have stuck that
flute up her hoo hoo

eight below

caucasian snow dogs
you know, i wish feral dogs
would eat paul walker


moore blames bad black man
methinks she's hiding something
susan smith's fave flick!

Related tune: Baby You Can Drive My Car by The Beatles (mp3 via

posted by drew on 2/19/2006

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