Time For Weekend Haiku by Drew

You know the scoop by now; here are my thoughts on the new movies coming out this weekend expressed in haiku form. Remember, I use lower case for everything, because I bust my haiku all ee cummings-style, yo.

That sound you hear is e.e. cummings turning over in his grave. Vehemently.

curious george
dumbass george makes mess
older white dude runs the show
does this ring a bell?

final destination 3
bad things come in threes
some death should not be cheated
time to pull the plug

ford used to smile some
now he's grumpy McAnal
hang it up, indy

the pink panther
this remake features
steve martin and beyonce
my eighth ring of hell

Related tune: Poetry Man by Phoebe Snow (mp3 via barabbi.org)

posted by drew on 2/10/2006

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